Wack Off session

[tylenol44]

I FUCKIN HATE WHEN I SPUNK ALL OVER THE DAMN CARPET

i love hoes with no toes

[Psycho Bob]

jerk off in the kitchen instead - its easier to clear up off lino images/smiles/icon_wink.gif

[Jurkin 24-7]

do the squeegie thing
ya know, where ya let it fly all over your stomach, then just pull the waistband on your drawers up to your chest and let it squeegie down, then roll over and go sleepy.

works like a champ!

[GreenAppleSplatters]

But then it gets all dry and crusty and you gotta take some steel wool to your stomach to get it off. Just wipe it off ya lazy ass..

[a420]

Aye, do what i do. wipe up with a towel then hang it back up by the bathroom sink. After so many people have wiped their hands and faces with it, it gets pretty clean again.

[Cheezedawg]

This may sound like a crazy idea, but why don't you get off your lazy ass.... go find a date.... get a life... and find a chick that will swallow it for you. No fuss no mess. Works a lot better than any towel.

[tylenol44]

listen up cheezedawg if you ain't wackin you must have no arms kid. you got you a fist, fuckin use it. it's not like you spend your life at fugly and got a bitch somewhere.

loves dem hoes with no toes

[Cheezedawg]

I do have a fist. And suppose I could use it to knock your teeth out. But I'm afraid of where your mouth has been. If you truly wank as much as you say you do... I'm scared to know what else you do.
http://www.vpfriends.org/drugmatt.jpg

[pimpchichi]

images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gifhehe..

thanx cheeze.. i remember seeing that pic on a printout at work but couldn't be fucked to go look for it...

hehe phrozen crew.. that bunch o cracker ass monkeys images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[darknessallaroundme]

if we could all suck our own dicks....