US to test 700-tonne explosive

[smurfslappa]

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/03/30/060330162648.wxde5ocl.html

Yeah fuckers. Let's see your puny bitch ass nation launch one of those!

[smurfslappa]

Sorry, it wasn't launched, it was put in a tunnel under the ground, but still. Your nation's largest pales in comparison.

[chester grape]

FUCK YEAH! (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3692333705196414991&q=America+Fuck+Yeah&pl=true)

[smurfslappa]

Oh hell yeah! That video gave me a full on robot chubby.

[Joeslogic]

700 ton hell yeah! The fishing video was pretty amazing though. Anybody watch that?

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2466606930746319909&q=America+Fuck+Yeah&pl=true

Take a little vacation Smurf?

[phatboy]

FUCK YEAH! (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3692333705196414991&q=America+Fuck+Yeah&pl=true)

That is fucking hilarious.




Too bad when they detonate that 700 Ton mother fucker the plates are going to shift and California is going to sink off in the pacific. Sorry dio. Buy some floatees.

[SPOooOn]

Too bad when they detonate that 700 Ton mother fucker the plates are going to shift and California is going to sink off in the pacific. Sorry dio. Buy some floatees.
Have you been talkin to smurf again?

[phatboy]

I was just thinking about the 'superman' movie where lex bought up all the property on the east side of california.....

[diogenes]

It's cool, one of the girls that works at the store next to mine has breast implants. I'll just float on her.

[SPOooOn]

I was just thinking about the 'superman' movie where lex bought up all the property on the east side of california.....

Damn that lex luthor. . making him sit in a weelchair .. snot fair ..

[diogenes]

Does anyone know if implants actually float?

[phatboy]

If you use enough bricks they dont.

[diogenes]

I want them to float though. I'm trying to live through the sinking of the west coast.




And maybe cop a feel.





On her artificially inflated breasts.




Is that so wrong, damnit?

[Joeslogic]

Don't forget your dildo, while your getting off to some silicone tits might as well give her the old silicone schlong.

[diogenes]

Good thinking Joe, then I can attach a propeller to it and power my way to Arizona while getting her off. You really think efficiently. You must be a republican.

[phatboy]

Good thinking Joe, then I can attach a propeller to it and power my way to Arizona while getting her off. You really think efficiently. You must be a republican.

If these would float.....

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h55/phatboy30906/Sig.gif

[Joeslogic]

Always glad to help if I can.

We should test the 700 ton bomb and use this technology to make Iran dream about it every night.

Dream Warfare (http://www.impactlab.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=7799)[/url]

[phatboy]

I think you meant to say this....


We should test the 700 ton bomb on Iran.

[Joeslogic]

True.

[Joeslogic]

If you liked the "Fuck Yeah" video then you should like the chaingun one even better.

Chaingun (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3303808722580605996&q=chaingun&pl=true)

[smurfslappa]

I can't help but think that that's 1.4 million pounds of explosives going off in some very important spot that needed 1.4 million pounds of explosive to go off there. It's gonna make a nice mushroom cloud. They can't exactly hide this from us, but they can do it and tell us it's all normal.

[DrBungle]

Actually, they do it when the wind will carry the cloud to Utah. There's a cluster of cancer ridden people suing the government for it.

Alas, the king can do no wrong.

[XerxesX]

It isnt that much. I thought everything was big in america. I it is just this one, and it is hidden below ground. No fun. Iran cant even see the thing.

[Lomotil]

I love this part:

"We have several very large penetrators we're developing," he told defense reporters

[chester grape]

"We have several very large penetrators we're developing," he told defense reporters ...

http://www.amor24.de/images/erotica24/522406.jpg

[DrBungle]

Fake boobs are ugly :evil:

[chester grape]

There, there (http://www.chelseacharms.com/).

[Lomotil]

The part that really sucks is that what if there lies some as-yet unidentified fossil remains buried in the blast zone - "we will be observing granite movement..." The missing link to all of civilization perhaps... Maybe a few bodies.

Let's just shake the plates a bit for kicks... Wonder what one of these things would do underwater...

[chester grape]

Imagine launching it at the moon!

Yeah, let's blow that fucker out of existence for kicks.

[Totalrecall1982]

"Divine Strake" Smurf this article has spelling errors! did you write this your self and then create a fake website so everyone would believe you?

[phatboy]

Let's just shake the plates a bit for kicks... Wonder what one of these things would do underwater...

Uh remember that tsunami....not to mention hurricane katrina. Bush is a sneaky motherfucker.

[Lomotil]

I could see the Tsunami, really... but a hurricane?

[diogenes]

obviously you're in-adequately educated in the church of smurf-shit.

[Lomotil]

smurf-shit?

[chester grape]

http://www.mrpoop.com/images/bloop2.JPG

[DrBungle]

Someone ate too much black liquorish!

[phatboy]

I could see the Tsunami, really... but a hurricane?

Yea you didnt know that Dubya has a freak weather machine. Thats how he wiped out New Orleans. You know cause "he dont like black people".

[MyNameMeansNothing]

Yea you didnt know that Dubya has a freak weather machine.
Well try and steer cleer of her if you can... any how,,
quote i think...

It's gonna make a nice mushroom cloud. They can't exactly hide this from us, but they can do it and tell us it's all normal.

erm lets foget the fact and think its all ok. Live life as if noone else matters, i find thats the best way, then you dont have to think about your friennds limbs blowing off.

to be honest most people blow really badly. ypu dont even know your fucking potential.

LOVE YA ALL, mayby sometimes... but i still love ya ... but the again i think blowing each other up would be a plus...[/quote]

[Lomotil]

http://www.mrpoop.com/images/bloop2.JPG

I'll see your shit and raise you one of my very own...

http://home.earthlink.net/~lomotil/misc/Forums/bigshit.jpg

[chester grape]

:shock: Impressive. :shock: