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Nauseous

05-25-2001, 03:05 PM

Every day of my stupid fucking life I have some sort of ailment.

I was biten by a tick the other day. Now I have Lyme Disease. I should have never made fun of that stupid ugly bitch off of "The Real World". Karma sucks. Actually, I don't believe in karma, so maybe I have Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever?

The birds shit all over my car. My vison is getting worse. Maybe I put my hand in it (bird shit) then rubbed by eye? Now I have some bacterial infection in my eye causing me to go blind! That's what I get for being a vain person. I'd rather be deaf than blind. Oh great, I just jinxed myself! No, no, no... I'm just being paranoid... right?

I need to quit smoking. My lungs hurt like hell. My back hurts too, but I'm pretty sure it's just renal failure. I think I'm anemic, or maybe it's just the beginning of cancer? Any tips on quitting smoking? Nevermind, my head is staring to hurt. I'll just let this aneurysm kill me. images/smiles/icon_eek.gif

NoOpinion

05-25-2001, 04:52 PM

Oh how the humor flows. I wish it came that easily for me. Unfortunatly it doesnt so expect nothing from me. Ticks, cancer, sore back, going blind, sounds to me like it's all in ur head. id have that checked out first.
By the way nauseous are you an entertainer?

pimpchichi

05-25-2001, 06:19 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
Now I have Lyme Disease<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

does that turn you into an uptight prick, who squeals about winning wars and world cups all the time??

Dwaine Scum

05-25-2001, 06:52 PM

you know, sometimes I have to be serious, now seems like one of those times.. Nauseous you are quite attractive (I think you know that) and all these Ailments are Psychosematic. Just calm down, don't be afraid of everything, and have fun. thats all that matters.. Well I could go on and say more but Ive said enough

Nauseous

05-25-2001, 10:00 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by I lied. I really do have an Opinion:
... sounds to me like it's all in ur head. id have that checked out first.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Aren't all brain aneurysms in your head?

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by I lied. I really do have an Opinion:
By the way nauseous are you an entertainer?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME!?!? What do you mean by that? You think I'm neurotic don't you?... DON'T YOU?!?

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR> Originally posted by PimpDaddyhasleftthebuilding:
does that turn you into an uptight prick, who squeals about winning wars and world cups all the time??<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm not sure I understand what you're trying to say. I don't think it's an insult, so I won't get defensive. All I can do is sit here and feel stupid because I didn't get your joke. Are you referring to a Limey? An English person? Derived from the habit, on long journeys, of supplying lime juice to English sailors as a preventative against scurvy? Is that what you're talking about? God! I'm so fucking stupid. I should just...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
you know, sometimes I have to be serious, now seems like one of those times... Just calm down, don't be afraid of everything, and have fun. thats all that matters.. Well I could go on and say more but Ive said enough<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Remember the time I tried to tell you my suicide plan? And you wouldn't listen? I was crying for help, IMC! You could have listened... You could have helped... You could have had sex with my corpse... But no! You said that you weren't interested. Now you want to be serious? You want to sit there and tell me that I'm a hypochondriac? You want to give me advice? HELL NO!! I won't have it! Go back to being mean. You scare me when you start that heart-to-heart shit.

[ May 26, 2001: Message edited by: Nauseous ]

pimpchichi

05-25-2001, 10:08 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
I'm not sure I understand what you're trying to say. I don't think it's an insult, so I won't get defensive. All I can do is sit here and feel stupid because I didn't get your joke. Are you referring to a Limey? An English person? Derived from the habit, on long journeys, of supplying lime juice to English sailors as a preventative against scurvy? Is that what you're talking about? God! I'm so fucking stupid. I should just...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

no it wasn't an insult.. it was a joke.. and you got it.. you aren't stupid...

but now you've gone and got me interested now.. what suicide plan??... does it involve hoses & buckets & lengths of rope & pullies & razor wire loops?

or any small furry burrowing rodents with a bloodlust?

Nauseous

05-26-2001, 10:58 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy has left the building:
no it wasn't an insult.. it was a joke.. and you got it.. you aren't stupid...

but now you've gone and got me interested now.. what suicide plan??... does it involve hoses & buckets & lengths of rope & pullies & razor wire loops?

or any small furry burrowing rodents with a bloodlust?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

It's nothing that elaborate. I have a few scenerios planned. I'm not at liberty to discuss them freely in the forum. I trusted IMC and he let me down. I'll never forget the pain I felt that night. I still carry it with me. I'm holding back the tears now... See, if I went through with one of them, my body would not be found for some time. IMC could have told the authorities and they could have recovered me in time to have an open casket funeral. I really want an open casket funeral! I even starting wearing my seat-belt again just in case I'm lucky enough to get into a fatal car accident. I don't want to take the chance of my head getting all fucked up going through the windshield. My chances of an open casket funeral are shot to hell then.

Anyway, I can tell you about three of them. I just can't tell you the one, because... well... just because. I'll just say it involves an old abandoned catholic school, some marble, and a 357.

Hanging myself on a bridge was one idea. It would have to be one that was traveled a lot. Preferably over a body of water, so all the boaters going by could see me hanging. That might fuck up my neck a good bit and the possibility of having to wear something high-collared in my casket (I just hate wearing anything high-collared) kinda sways me from that one.

The other one is waiting until recess at a local school, (I'd have to find the most populated school of course) and just blowing my chest out right there in front of all of the children. I want to leave a lasting impression on today's youth. Well, basically I want to fuck up as many young minds as I can. I just love the thought of tramatizing hundreds of little kids. That way, I'd live on after I died. In the nightmares of the little children and in the anger-filled hearts of the parents.

I also thought of offing myself in the middle of a traffic jam. Getting out of my car, jumping up on the hood, shouting a few obsenities, and blowing a huge hole through my heart. I'd definitely make the papers, I'd fuck all kinds of people up, I'd live on in nightmares, (kinda like Freddy Kruger) and best of all, I'd have an open casket funeral!

I know my luck. I'll end up dying in a fire. I won't burn completely. The firefighters will find my mostly charred remains... and I'll end up having a closed casket funeral! images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

Tori_Anus

05-26-2001, 11:28 AM

Pssst...Nauseous-did you know you spelt obscenities without a 'c'??

Nauseous

05-26-2001, 11:37 AM

Figures. I should have spell-checked my words. I got caught up in the moment, I guess.

Did I ever claim to be an excellent speller? No...

pimpchichi

05-26-2001, 11:58 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
I got caught up in the moment.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

oh.. the MOMENT...

when the showreel of moments that make up our life comes to an abrupt halt, and our reality fades into nothingness and reveals our true natures...

thinking about that moment CAN make you a bit dyslexic on the old spelling front images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

kitana

05-26-2001, 02:22 PM

HEY NAUSEOUS!
dont worry about the tick. i get bit by ticks all the time and fleas too. i sleep with my pups and if you sleep with a dog, you're gonna get fleas or ticks. i havent gotten sick from it either and i have been bit several times.

you know that if you smoke regularly or stare at a computer screen for a while or drive for a while, it can have an affect on your eyesight.

pimpchichi

05-26-2001, 02:29 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by kitana:
if you sleep with a dog, you're gonna get fleas or ticks.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

oh.. i thought you got manpuppies...

Tori_Anus

05-26-2001, 02:32 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
It's nothing that elaborate. I have a few scenerios planned. I'm not at liberty to discuss them freely in the forum. I trusted IMC and he let me down. I'll never forget the pain I felt that night. I still carry it with me. I'm holding back the tears now. See, if I went through with one of them, my body would not be found for some time. IMC could have told the authorities and they could have recovered me in time to have an open casket funeral. I really want an open casket funeral!
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

TSK!!!Is THAT what he said???He said he'd notify the authorities???TSK!!! images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif I somehow think he was more keen to try out a little biology experiment with you...he seemed unusually excited when i showed him THIS pic...saying "I gots me a new girlfriend" images/smiles/icon_confused.gif http://www.stl-online.net/thc/med/forensic/tcfor006.jpg

[ May 26, 2001: Message edited by: Tori_Anus ]

kitana

05-26-2001, 03:08 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy has left the building:
oh.. i thought you got manpuppies...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

NO! not manpuppies. puppy puppies - AJ and Stinkie...

null http://home.collegeclub.com/kitana007669/files/Mvc019s.jpg

http://home.collegeclub.com/kitana007669/files/stinkiebone1.jpg

Nauseous

05-26-2001, 03:48 PM

Puppies! images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Back to the nasty pic that Tori posted...(I ain't goin' out like that, I hope) IMC wouldn't listen therefore, he couldn't help. I sure as hell don't want to end up looking like that.

I was thinking something more "Brentwood".

http://home.collegeclub.com/nauseous/files/ouch.jpg

[ May 26, 2001: Message edited by: Nauseous ]

Tori_Anus

05-26-2001, 04:26 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
...IMC could have told the authorities and they could have recovered me in time to have an open casket funeral. I really want an open casket funeral! I even starting wearing my seat-belt again just in case I'm lucky enough to get into a fatal car accident. I don't want to take the chance of my head getting all fucked up going through the windshield. My chances of an open casket funeral are shot to hell then.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Don't be silly,Nauseous-I'm sure you'll look just fine!!!i know what you mean,though,about looking your best for the big day!!!I hope this helps get everything looking just right! http://www.webcaskets.com/wc_productSearch.asp?ptype=CA http://www.popedickson.com/page5.html

pimpchichi

05-26-2001, 06:21 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by kitana:
http://home.collegeclub.com/kitana007669/files/Mvc019s.jpg <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

so are those his 'come to bed eyes' then?

Dwaine Scum

05-26-2001, 07:22 PM

see if im ever serious with you again ... *IMC INSTALLS SUPER ASSLHOLE PROGRAM VER 2.14*

pimpchichi

05-26-2001, 08:09 PM

Psycho Bob

05-26-2001, 08:21 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
you know, sometimes I have to be serious, now seems like one of those times.. Nauseous you are quite attractive (I think you know that) and all these Ailments are Psychosematic. Just calm down, don't be afraid of everything, and have fun. thats all that matters.. Well I could go on and say more but Ive said enough<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

what has happened to the kiddie killing animal torturing lost soul we've grown accustomed too?? its almost like yove had to endure rehab

friends help you move house - real friends help you mve bodies

Nauseous

05-26-2001, 08:24 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
see if im ever serious with you again ... *IMC INSTALLS SUPER ASSLHOLE PROGRAM VER 2.14*<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Uh-oh... does that mean that you won't give my eulogy?

I found a
casket (http://www.duggans-serra.com/caskets/bronze/persian.jpg) (thanks Tori)

I found a dress. (http://www.fairyfashion.de/lav/2S.JPG)

I found an urn. (http://www.arrowbronze.com.au/images/urns2/grecian.jpg)

And I found a beautiful place (http://home2.planetinternet.be/henk/geny0026.jpg) to have the ceremony, with just enough seating for all of my friends!

pimpchichi

05-26-2001, 09:03 PM

��NICE COFFIN!!!

http://www.duggans-serra.com/caskets/bronze/persian.jpg

that is one stylish luxury coffin...
do you think it might levitate to the crematorium??
i mean look.. it's even floating... !!![/b] images/smiles/icon_eek.gif

Nauseous

05-26-2001, 09:16 PM

I might as well go all out, eh?

You're right! It is levitating!

I looked at the crematory coffins. I kinda liked this one, but it wasn't fancy enough.

http://www.webcaskets.com/images/CA0116_sd.jpg

[ May 27, 2001: Message edited by: Nauseous ]

Dwaine Scum

05-26-2001, 09:25 PM

why dont you hurry up and do it and shut the fuck up

Nauseous

05-26-2001, 09:38 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
why dont you hurry up and do it and shut the fuck up<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Check your email, shithead.

pimpchichi

05-26-2001, 09:40 PM

<marquee> http://www.webcaskets.com/images/CA0521_sm.jpg </marquee>

[ May 27, 2001: Message edited by: PimpDaddy has left the building ]

Dwaine Scum

05-27-2001, 06:27 AM

which email?

Psycho Bob

05-27-2001, 07:18 AM

For some of you, this warning may be too late. For everyone else, take
heed.

A friend is having trouble with his computer system. It is causing
serious problems.

Last year he upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which
he'd used for years without trouble. However, apparently there are
conflicts between these two systems, the only solution was to try and
run Girlfriend with the sound turned off.

But to make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several
other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Golf 2.0 and Playboy
6.0.

Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better, Girlfriend 3.0 has
many bugs and left a virus in his system, forcing him to shut down
completely for several weeks. Eventually he tried installing Girlfriend
2.1 as well as Girlfriend 1.0 only to discover when these two systems
detected each other they caused severe damage to all his hardware.

Sensing a way out, he upgraded to Fianc�e 1.0 only to discover to his
dismay that this system requires rapid upgrading to Wife 1.0.

However, whilst Wife 1.0 uses up all available resources it does come
bundled with Freenooky and Cleanhouse 2000. But imagine, my friends,
the disappointment though on discovering Wife 1.0 can be unstable and
costly to maintain and any mistakes made automatically stored in Wife
1.0 HardDrive and cannot be deleted. They then re-surface months
later.

Wife 1.0 also automatically runs PhotoSTROP and WINGEzip and no option
on the Help menu seems to work, leaving him to try and GUESS the fault
himself.

The system footprint needs updating regularly requiring Shoeshop Browser
Pro for new attachments - Hairstyle Express needs to be reinstalled
every week as does Creditcontrol 9.8. Harrods 1.0 can be deleted by
Buckhouse anti-virus family edition (and the firewall "Passport" stops
it entirely).

It also refused some of the new Games and attachments he wanted to try,
stating they are an illegal operation.

When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to Lotus Car 1.0 it often crashes or runs
the system dry. Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called
Mother-in-law, which can't be eliminated.

Recently he's been tempted to try Mistress 2000 add-on, but there could
be problems. If wife 1.0 detects the presence of mistress 2000, it will
delete all MS Money files before un-installing itself!

Nauseous

05-27-2001, 09:56 AM

Funny images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Tell him to go back to Drinking Mates 4.2. He used it for years without any problems.

Or maybe he should try ManonMan 1.5? It seems to work well for a lot of people.

I could go on with this, because it looks fun, but I need to find my bowl. It's the most pressing issue at the moment.

pimpchichi

05-27-2001, 10:08 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
Or maybe he should try ManonMan 1.5? It seems to work well for a lot of people.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

naahh... go for the newer ManOnMan Millenium..
it supports skinning and plug-ins

pimpchichi

05-27-2001, 10:11 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quoteMillenium

pimpchichi

05-27-2001, 10:12 AM

yeah yeah yeah... millennium..

Nauseous

05-27-2001, 10:18 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy has left the building:
naahh... go for the newer ManOnMan Millenium..
it supports skinning and plug-ins<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif There you go. Problem solved... next?

pimpchichi

05-27-2001, 10:30 AM

well not really... that program usually has it's users calling up a helpdesk before long.. and it also has an increased risk of virii...

kitana

05-27-2001, 01:01 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy has left the building:
so are those his 'come to bed eyes' then?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

i think she was looking at me from bed, i woke her up...yeah, i can see the pillow in the background. I must have been sitting or lying on the bed and she was sleeping next to me. i probably woke her up and she wanted me to stay with her. she cries and throws a fit if she cant see me or if she cant be next to me. she is very spoiled.

pimpchichi

05-27-2001, 01:16 PM

er... so those are her come to bed eyes then

kitana

05-27-2001, 01:19 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy has left the building:
er... so those are her come to bed eyes then<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

yeah i guess u could say that

Tori_Anus

05-27-2001, 10:24 PM

Well,whichever way you choose,Nauseous,i hope it goes according to plan...you never know-it could be your corpse that catches the eye of one of the hunky young mortuary assistants!!!! images/smiles/icon_wink.gif

[ May 28, 2001: Message edited by: Tori_Anus ]

Tori_Anus

05-27-2001, 10:41 PM

http://www.weepingcherry.com/Erotica/MannipIII/Dead_Mother_Fuck/corpsefuck.jpg

Nauseous

05-27-2001, 10:47 PM

You never know. Hopefully, I'd have time to relieve myself before I died, so he wouldn't have a big mess to deal with. Fuck! He's into necrophilia... I doubt he'd care.

I just hope he doesn't shave his pubic hair, like that guy. It looks so fucking stupid. Shaving may make the penis look bigger, but it's so WRONG!

Tori_Anus

05-27-2001, 11:56 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
...Hopefully, I'd have time to relieve myself before I died, so he wouldn't have a big mess to deal with...

I just hope he doesn't shave his pubic hair, like that guy. It looks so fucking stupid. Shaving may make the penis look bigger, but it's so WRONG!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

images/smiles/icon_confused.gif I have to remind you,Nauseous,that whether you 'relieve yourself' beforehand or not,there is going to be a not too insignificant amount of souring,rancid liquids escaping from your various orifices.
This,i believe would warrant a complete removal of the hair surrounding the mortuary attendants pubic region...
Whatever makes you think that any healthy young man in his right mind,is going to want to have your festering dribbles caking onto his groinal region any more than any other corpses'?
Just be content with the knowledge that pleasure will more than likely be derived from your intact cadaver as it is shunted around the various institutions before reaching its final resting place...

[ May 28, 2001: Message edited by: Tori_Anus ]

pimpchichi

05-28-2001, 01:26 AM

Yeah... like she says...

Nauseous

05-28-2001, 12:15 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Tori_Anus:
images/smiles/icon_confused.gif I have to remind you,Nauseous,that whether you 'relieve yourself' beforehand or not,there is going to be a not too insignificant amount of souring,rancid liquids escaping from your various orifices.
This,i believe would warrant a complete removal of the hair surrounding the mortuary attendants pubic region...
Whatever makes you think that any healthy young man in his right mind,is going to want to have your festering dribbles caking onto his groinal region any more than any other corpses'?
Just be content with the knowledge that pleasure will more than likely be derived from your intact cadaver as it is shunted around the various institutions before reaching its final resting place...

[ May 28, 2001: Message edited by: Tori_Anus ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Psst... Hey Tori, did you realize that you forgot to capitalize your "i"?

Why did you cut the "Fuck! He's into necrophilia... I doubt he'd care." while you were quoting me?

"Whatever makes you think that any healthy young man in his right mind..." -That has got to be sarcasm.

And the answer to your question: WHY NOT?!?

If I were lucky enough to "catch the eye" of some "hunky" SANE mortician. (And he WOULD be THE mortician, not the shitty, shaven, assistant) I would think he'd rather have my death juices stuck to his pubic hair than crusted to his bare skin. Either way, I'm gonna leak something, right? Worse case scenario: If I were ultra-messy, he could simply cut his pubic hair off. What's Mr. Assistant going to do if my goo just won't come off his leg... or worse... his balls? That is why he's the assistant. He still has a lot to learn!

[ May 28, 2001: Message edited by: Nauseous ]

pimpchichi

05-28-2001, 01:01 PM

our friends the mungles would really prefer it if you didn't catch the eye of some hot-shot prodigy of the pathology world, fluffy pubes or not...
they would be VERY disappointed to dig you up after you've been ripening for a year to find, after they've tongued out your crusted 'plug', to find that the 'money' has already been displaced, before they stuck you in the ground, by the aforementioned stud morticians 11" cock...
now i'm thinking that'd really ruin a good nights munging...

oh wait.. i forgot.. the urn.. you're getting cremated.. ashes to ashes and all that...
you don't fancy a bit of apres-internment fun then?..

Nauseous

05-28-2001, 01:19 PM

Wouldn't "apres-internment " be the mortician?

Actually, I don't really think it would matter to me either way, 'cause I'd be dead!

All I really care about is the funeral. Not what may (or may not) happen in the preparatory room.

[ May 28, 2001: Message edited by: Nauseous ]

pimpchichi

05-28-2001, 01:29 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
Wouldn't "apres-internment" be the mortician?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

no.
to inter is to bury.. apres is after..
after burial... the morticians done with you then.

but if you're getting an open casket... surely you don't want some slobbering igor pawing you while you're on a slab... you want to look your best don't you?? you won't get any post-orgasmic glow when you're dead

and corpses don't have the natural elasticity of the living, what if the mortuary staff decide to throw a necrophile orgy.. you might end up like this guy...

http://website.lineone.net/~pimp.daddy/rotcorpse.jpg

and that'd really fuck up your grand plans for a memorable aesthetes send-off (well.. it'd be memorable, if they left the lid open.. but i think for the wrong reasons!!)

[ May 28, 2001: Message edited by: PimpDaddy has left the building ]

Nauseous

05-28-2001, 01:40 PM

Well, according to The Oxford American Dictionary of Current English, "internment" means serve as an intern. I thought you meant intern as in someone studying to be a mortician.

I'm well aware of what "apres" means. I took two years of French. (although I don't remember much)

If "inter" means to bury, where the hell did you get the "n" for the word, "internment"?

Nauseous

05-28-2001, 01:46 PM

"you won't get any post-orgasmic glow when you're dead"

You'd be surprised at what a little of Estee Lauder can do.

pimpchichi

05-28-2001, 01:57 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
If "inter" means to bury, where the hell did you get the "n" for the word, "internment"?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

i have a few left over from january, they were on sale at the stationers, and i was hoping to slip them in a few posts without people noticing.. can we keep this between me and you please images/smiles/icon_wink.gif

Icare

05-28-2001, 03:21 PM

Pimp would you mind taking down the pic of my cousin Lee-roy...i gave you that pic as a fond reminder seeing as he used to come round to your house sayin "HEEEy mister!!ya wannin LEEEE-roy ta fix yuh CAAAAH??"
I find your use of it here a little damn disrespectful.

images/smiles/icon_confused.gif

[ May 28, 2001: Message edited by: Icare ]

Tori_Anus

05-28-2001, 03:37 PM

!Listen,folks...i think Nauseous is getting a little,touchy...it's quite a stressful time for her-preparing your suicide AND funeral is going to make you just a little short-fused!!!Even though we ARE just trying to make helpful suggestions,she is likely to bite back.
And i have my woman instinct that on TOP of that,she is also BLEEDING from her cunty-parts which will have effect of rendering her a psychotic homicidal maniac intent on storming around the forums grabbing people by the balls/jugulars and unleashing cruel,acidic and cutting remarks through gritted teeth into the faces of innocent well-meaning forum-goers.Wide berth i think! images/smiles/icon_eek.gif

[ May 28, 2001: Message edited by: Tori_Anus ]

pimpchichi

05-28-2001, 03:41 PM

oh.. you think this might be jammy-tammy week then...

shit nauseous... typical insensitive male eh?.. i shoulda figured with the way you've been jumping on every detail you'd been bleeding for a few days... sorry images/smiles/icon_sad.gif

pimpchichi

05-28-2001, 03:48 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Icare:
Pimp would you mind taking down the pic of my cousin Lee-roy...i gave you that pic as a fond reminder seeing as he used to come round to your house sayin 'HEEEy mister!!ya wannin LEEEE-roy ta fix yuh CAAAAH??I find your use of it here a little damn disrespectful.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

nah.. fuck him.. he used to come round and empty the fridge in the garage of beer.. and STILL i'm waiting for my car to be sorted.. i don't think he ever picked up a spanner in anger the fucker...
and i think he was fucking your sister too

Icare

05-28-2001, 05:04 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy has left the building:

...and i think he was fucking your sister too<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

OH YEAHHH!???Buster you best be tellin me the truth here-these being serious accusations...which sister?I have 3:
http://www.animationlibrary.com/Animation9/Angels_and_Devils/angel_1.gif Terry-Lynn (who am fondest of all-an angel come to earth) http://www.uglypeople.nl/pics/vrouw/big/brillie.jpg
...Tammy-Bo (a sweet girl who likes to spend all her time lavishing attention on the goats and swine) http://www.uglypeople.nl/pics/vrouw/big/smallie.jpg
...Stacy-Loanne a sharp and beautiful young woman-a real breaker of mens hearts http://www.uglypeople.nl/pics/vrouw/big/sandra2dikkie.jpg

...so pimp???you gonna stand by yor dog-dirty accusations against my here 3 baby sisters and ma poor dear departed cousin Lee-roy???

images/smiles/icon_redface.gif R.I.P. 1976-2001 images/smiles/icon_redface.gif
http://website.lineone.net/~pimp.daddy/rotcorpse.jpg

[ May 29, 2001: Message edited by: Icare ]

GreenAppleSplatters

05-28-2001, 06:33 PM

And the projectile vomiting ensues.....

Nauseous

05-28-2001, 07:17 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Tori_Anus:
!Listen,folks...i think Nauseous is getting a little,touchy...it's quite a stressful time for her-preparing your suicide AND funeral is going to make you just a little short-fused!!!Even though we ARE just trying to make helpful suggestions,she is likely to bite back.
And i have my woman instinct that on TOP of that,she is also BLEEDING from her cunty-parts which will have effect of rendering her a psychotic homicidal maniac intent on storming around the forums grabbing people by the balls/jugulars and unleashing cruel,acidic and cutting remarks through gritted teeth into the faces of innocent well-meaning forum-goers.Wide berth i think! images/smiles/icon_eek.gif

[ May 28, 2001: Message edited by: Tori_Anus ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

If you only knew... I haven't had any womanly blood since November of 2000. I wish I COULD menstruate. Maybe that would give me a reason for being such a hateful bitch.

Just another thing wrong with me. (rotten ovaries, uterian cancer, ectopic preganacy, early menopause)

I'm just naturally defensive and paranoid. Forgive me if you really did have my best intentions at heart, but my womanly instinct (be that as it may) told me otherwise.

GreenAppleSplatters

05-28-2001, 07:24 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
If you only knew... I haven't had any womanly blood since November of 2000. I wish I COULD menstruate. Maybe that would give me a reason for being such a hateful bitch.

Just another thing wrong with me. (rotten ovaries, uterian cancer, ectopic preganacy, early menopause)

I'm just naturally defensive and paranoid. Forgive me if you really did have my best intentions at heart, but my womanly instinct (be that as it may) told me otherwise.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Damn,you're more fucked up than Kitana and I didn't think that was even possible. I think the whole suicide thing you're contemplating is a pretty good idea. But that's just my opinion.

And what the fuck is an ectopic pregnancy?

[ May 28, 2001: Message edited by: GreenAppleSplatters ]

Nauseous

05-28-2001, 07:44 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters:
Damn,you're more fucked up than Kitana and I didn't think that was even possible. I think the whole suicide thing you're contemplating is a pretty good idea. But that's just my opinion.

And what the fuck is an ectopic pregnancy?

[ May 28, 2001: Message edited by: GreenAppleSplatters ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah, you're totally entitled to your opinion.

An ectopic pregnancy is a pregnancy developing anywhere other than the uterus.

Nauseous

05-28-2001, 07:49 PM

Aren't the people in the fugly forums supposed to be fucked up?

GreenAppleSplatters

05-28-2001, 07:53 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
Yeah, you're totally entitled to your opinion.

An ectopic pregnancy is a pregnancy developing anywhere other than the uterus.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You know what they say: Opinions are like assholes...blah blah blah.

You didn't fuck a dog did you?

Nauseous

05-28-2001, 07:59 PM

No... worse. I fucked a Mormon.

GreenAppleSplatters

05-28-2001, 08:29 PM

I'm sorry. I'm so very sorry.....

Silent But Deadly

05-29-2001, 09:53 AM

BEWARE!!!!!!

If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes", delete it immediately.

Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty.

It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it
will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.

It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It
Reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to
play.
It will program your phone auto dial to call only 900 numbers.

This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will
Drink ALL your beer.

FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING!?!?!?

It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are
expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair
with Rogaine, all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind
your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.

It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way
that is only fun until someone loses an eye.

It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active
Verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings which
Grossly change the interpretations of key sentences.

If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows 95/98 environment,
it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged
in dangerously close to a full bathtub.

It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses
and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.

**WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN**

And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll
Fart so hard that your right leg will spasm, shoot straight out in front
Of you, sending sparks that will ignite onto the person nearest you.

Send to everyone...

pimpchichi

05-29-2001, 10:46 AM

what the fuck has that got to do with nauseous and her fucked-upness... that deserved a new topic SBD you dumbass...

oh and nauseous... no periods since 2000??.. are you anorexic or something.. and if so do you have any pics images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

kitana

05-29-2001, 10:53 AM

ha ha! Silent But Deadly is a DUMBASS!!! images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Nauseous

05-29-2001, 06:25 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy has left the building:
what the fuck has that got to do with nauseous and her fucked-upness... that deserved a new topic SBD you dumbass...

oh and nauseous... no periods since 2000??.. are you anorexic or something.. and if so do you have any pics images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hey, my fucked-upness apparently has kept you mildly entertained or you wouldn't post here.

SBD can post ANYTHING he wants,
ANYWHERE he wants,ANYTIME he wants.

If you have a problem with it, come to me and I'll beat you down! If I have to, I'll use one of my ribs. I was thinking of removing them anyway, I think they make me look fat.

Nauseous

05-29-2001, 06:28 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by kitana:
ha ha! Silent But Deadly is a DUMBASS!!! images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ha! Ha! Don't make me hurt you too! images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

a420

05-29-2001, 08:52 PM

hey how come only the top half of that lady is fucked up? was she wearing pantyhose or something? i am thinking of doing a documentary where i travel around the country filming peoples suicides. would that make me an accomplis or accessory /spell/ ?and how long is a corpse good for fucking anyway? do you have to have a knife taped to your penis so you can get thru that rigamortoused hole? i am mostly tired and need something new. hey Nauseous, you may as well keep smoking since you're going to die from lime disease anyways (man i knew citrus was bad for us). now me, i have so much to live for. now I need to quit smoking

Icare

05-30-2001, 03:59 AM

http://www.stl-online.net/thc/med/forensic/tcfor006.jpg

i have to admit i have an unusually thrilling fantasy involving peeling that ladies support panties off with my teeth whilst pummelling that hoaching hot-pot of maggots that are thriving around the soft cavitous region of her face with my super-boner.
i wouldn't really do that to her,in real life,though!!?! images/smiles/icon_confused.gif
...i'd run up to the stinking bitch and kick her in the face!!!Yah!!!

Silent But Deadly

05-30-2001, 06:05 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
Hey, my fucked-upness apparently has kept you mildly entertained or you wouldn't post here.

SBD can post ANYTHING he wants,
ANYWHERE he wants,ANYTIME he wants.

If you have a problem with it, come to me and I'll beat you down! If I have to, I'll use one of my ribs. I was thinking of removing them anyway, I think they make me look fat.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

In my defence...what she said!
but please curb any thoughts of me behaving in a manner such as cheeze dawg because I aint no little biatch.

P.S. thanks sexy images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Silent But Deadly

05-30-2001, 06:07 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by kitana:
ha ha! Silent But Deadly is a DUMBASS!!! images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hey cunt if I wanted to hear an asshole talk I would have farted. Now shut the fuck up and suck a cock them crack bills aint gonna pay themselves.

Silent But Deadly

05-30-2001, 06:10 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy has left the building:
what the fuck has that got to do with nauseous and her fucked-upness... that deserved a new topic SBD you dumbass...

oh and nauseous... no periods since 2000??.. are you anorexic or something.. and if so do you have any pics images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Silent picks up an old moderator badge fades back to the three line shoots and scores!!

the crowd is on thier feet going crazy!!!

heheh images/smiles/icon_wink.gif

pimpchichi

05-30-2001, 11:35 AM

deadly, is that your old fuglychat moderator badge you got there.. or my old fuglyforum moderator badge???

and nauseous.. of course your neuroses are entertaining.. but the novelty will wear off for us before long... but HAHA you have to live with 'em.. *snigger*
at least you still have a sense of humour... but pretty soon that brain tumour thats sneaking up on you with a big club will take that away...

PinkorBrown69

05-30-2001, 03:59 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy has left the building:
but HAHA you have to live with 'em.. *snigger* <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

And you have to live with yours... *snigger/chortle/giggle/chuckle/LOL/ROTFL/pisses in pants/gets up to go and get changed*

[ May 30, 2001: Message edited by: PinkorBrown69 ]

PinkorBrown69

05-30-2001, 04:42 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
Aren't the people in the fugly forums supposed to be fucked up?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

It seems to be the general consensus. images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Nauseous

05-30-2001, 06:21 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Silent But Deadly:
In my defence...what she said!
but please curb any thoughts of me behaving in a manner such as cheeze dawg because I aint no little biatch.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I was just letting you know that I had your back.

Nothing nore, nothing less.

Nauseous

05-30-2001, 06:26 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy has left the building:
... at least you still have a sense of humour... but pretty soon that brain tumour thats sneaking up on you with a big club will take that away...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Put the club down Pimp, and fight like a man!

[ May 30, 2001: Message edited by: Nauseous ]

Nauseous

05-30-2001, 06:35 PM

Tori_Anus

05-30-2001, 11:17 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
And you have to live with yours... *snigger/chortle/giggle/chuckle/LOL/ROTFL/pisses in pants/gets up to go and get changed*<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

images/smiles/icon_confused.gif That's not fair!!He doesn't have to live with me,he wants to!

[ May 31, 2001: Message edited by: Tori_Anus ]

Tori_Anus

05-30-2001, 11:21 PM

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[ May 31, 2001: Message edited by: Tori_Anus ]

Silent But Deadly

05-31-2001, 05:27 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
I was just letting you know that I had your back.

Nothing nore, nothing less.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Damn girl you sure know how to bust a guys heart! And here I thought you were getting sweet on me. But as for the back thing I got yours too.

Nauseous

05-31-2001, 11:23 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Silent But Deadly:

Damn girl you sure know how to bust a guys heart! And here I thought you were getting sweet on me. But as for the back thing I got yours too.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I was trying to be sweet... take full advantage of it, 'cause it doesn't happen very often. images/smiles/icon_wink.gif

I just noticed that I spelled "more" "nore". I couldn't get one post right last night. images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

pimpchichi

05-31-2001, 11:46 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Tori_Anus:
images/smiles/icon_confused.gif That's not fair!!He doesn't have to live with me,he wants to![/B]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

aww babe images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif... you're damn right i want to.. and it looks like i will be soon images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif YAYYY!!

ain't it great the way fate is conspiring to have us live together...

[ May 31, 2001: Message edited by: P. Diddy ]

pimpchichi

05-31-2001, 11:51 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
Put the club down Pimp, and fight like a man!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

ok.. but only if you fly over here... i can't afford the airfare over there at the moment

pimpchichi

05-31-2001, 11:57 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
And you have to live with yours... *snigger/chortle/giggle/chuckle/LOL/ROTFL/pisses in pants/gets up to go and get changed*<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

whatever you say spinky... it's funny tho.. since we've broken contact with you there doesn't seem to be any tension/uneasiness around..

btw.. how you getting on with my cast-off

pimpchichi

05-31-2001, 12:01 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
I was just letting you know that I had your back.
Nothing nore, nothing less.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Silent But Deadly:
Damn girl you sure know how to bust a guys heart! And here I thought you were getting sweet on me. But as for the back thing I got yours too.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

THE BEAST WITH TWO BACKS!!! images/smiles/icon_eek.gif

Silent But Deadly

05-31-2001, 02:05 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:

I was trying to be sweet... take full advantage of it, 'cause it doesn't happen very often. images/smiles/icon_wink.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

May I have another chance �

PinkorBrown69

05-31-2001, 03:08 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
And you have to live with yours... *snigger/chortle/giggle/chuckle/LOL/ROTFL/pisses in pants/gets up to go and get changed*

Originally posted by Tori_Anus:
images/smiles/icon_confused.gif That's not fair!!He doesn't have to live with me,he wants to!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I was talking about Pimples neurosis... Not you girl... Sorry about that.

[ May 31, 2001: Message edited by: PinkorBrown69 ]

PinkorBrown69

05-31-2001, 04:00 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by P. Diddy:
whatever you say spinky... it's funny tho.. since we've broken contact with you there doesn't seem to be any tension/uneasiness around..<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I guess what your trying to say is... Since torri and I have stopped talking, [B]you don't feel tense and uneasy anymore.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by P. Diddy:
btw.. how you getting on with my cast-off<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Cast-off...Hehehe... Don't you ever stop thinking about her ???

[ May 31, 2001: Message edited by: PinkorBrown69 ]

Nauseous

05-31-2001, 04:16 PM

http://home2.planetinternet.be/henk/the-doors.jpg

Hmmm... What now?

[ June 01, 2001: Message edited by: Nauseous ]

Cheezedawg

05-31-2001, 08:32 PM

Pinky, I just have one question. Have you ever gotten a woman on your own? I mean, farm animals do count. All I ever see is you trying to smooth on Pimp's girls and ex-girls. They aren't that hard to get. Fat chicks are even easier. Why don't you try that just one time and see how you make out, okay? Then if you decide that second-hand chicks are better (or that other chicks find you disgusting), then keep stealing them from your "boyz" like a shit-stain. Can't hurt to try right? Earn our respect as a man.

Nauseous

05-31-2001, 08:37 PM

You'll all be happy to know that I have poison ivy. Luckily, I'm not allergic to it. I'm going to dig it until it bleeds, then dig it some more. I will dig it with a rusty razor blade until I either bleed to death, get an infection, or go insane.

Nauseous

05-31-2001, 08:51 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg:
Pinky, I just have one question. Have you ever gotten a woman on your own? I mean, farm animals do count. All I ever see is you trying to smooth on Pimp's girls and ex-girls. They aren't that hard to get. Fat chicks are even easier. Why don't you try that just one time and see how you make out, okay? Then if you decide that second-hand chicks are better (or that other chicks find you disgusting), then keep stealing them from your "boyz" like a shit-stain. Can't hurt to try right? Earn our respect as a man.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Did you ever stop to think that maybe they were never really friends?

Obviously REAL friends don't do that type of shit to eachother.

It's okay to do that type of thing to people you don't like, right?

Cheezedawg

05-31-2001, 08:59 PM

Hmmmm. That makes sense. Sorry about the poison ivy thing. I must say girl, suicide is not the answer. Let me tell you a story about me. Nawwww. Not gonna bore everyone. But let's just say that once I thought life wasn't worth living. Now look at me. I work for one of the best sites (excuse me, BEST SITE) on the internet. I have the freedom to go where I want and when I want. Never thought it would happen. Thought I was gonna be stuck stripping forever. But I guess now that fuglyporn is coming around, I'll be performing for all of you ladies and fags now. But thats ok. I tell ya what babycakes. If Kitana says its ok, you come to my place and we'll make ourselves a movie. She'll probally want a cut of the money, but the money we make selling it will be well worth it. What do you say, huh? Cheezey and the Nauseous one make one for the team! It will be great......

*Gazes towards the sky and raises arms to God*

pimpchichi

06-01-2001, 07:25 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
Did you ever stop to think that maybe they were never really friends?
Obviously REAL friends don't do that type of shit to eachother.
It's okay to do that type of thing to people you don't like, right?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

i like to think we were friends for a while nauseous... but before long i had a general uneasiness where he was concerned...
i got it into my head that he was trying to steal tori from me.. she told me about her late night chats with him and IMC and others.. which were full of innocent flirting.. which i don't mind.. she never tried to hide anything from me...
but i felt uneasy with him.. and i couldn't figure out why... and put it down to him tryina steal my girl...
i then find out that he has been seeing my ex-gf behind our backs.. (why was he not upfront about it?) . and also feeding her tidbits of information .. which she used to attack tori in freakforum.. which pretty much started all this bad shit off...

and why, after me and tori temporarily split a few weeks back (turns out it was a good thing) did he tell me "she's just the same as all women, forget about her"... and apparently said pretty much the same to her??

pimpchichi

06-01-2001, 07:39 AM

ANYWAY enough of the pinky/pimp battle.. it's become history now, and this isn't the thread for it... this is the thread where you feed us, the ravenous hordes titbits of your general fucked-upness.. which has been a pretty hot topic.. it's not often a thread runs to 7 pages without wavering(much) from the general subject of the topic...
i don't know if it would have lasted as long if you were a fat ugly tramp, rather than (as SBD sweetly puts it) a 'hottie'....

and with that sentiment... onto the latest installment....

PinkorBrown69

06-01-2001, 11:40 AM

I know this maybe a bit hard for you guy's to grasp... But have you ever considered that it is 'they' who come-on to me?
And it may hurt you to hear this Pimple...But it was Clydie who made all the moves on me...
Shit! If I get this much attention from women on the net... Imagine what it's like in my real life. And you think I need to steal other peoples women? You haven't got a clue...

PinkorBrown69

06-01-2001, 11:52 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by P. Diddy:
i like to think we were friends for a while nauseous... but before long i had a general uneasiness where he was concerned...
i got it into my head that he was trying to steal tori from me.. she told me about her late night chats with him and IMC and others.. which were full of innocent flirting.. which i don't mind.. she never tried to hide anything from me...
but i felt uneasy with him.. and i couldn't figure out why... and put it down to him tryina steal my girl...
i then find out that he has been seeing my ex-gf behind our backs.. (why was he not upfront about it?) . and also feeding her tidbits of information .. which she used to attack tori in freakforum.. which pretty much started all this bad shit off...

and why, after me and tori temporarily split a few weeks back (turns out it was a good thing) did he tell me "she's just the same as all women, forget about her"... and apparently said pretty much the same to her??<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You try your hardest to twist everything to suit to your liking don't you Pimple?
Yes we did get on ok in the beginning untill you started getting paraniod and started throwing false accusations at me! And where did they come from? What made you think that way? Your 'good friend' Dodger/Silent but deadly, maybe? After all you wouldn't be the only person he has been slagging me of to(would it SBD? You low-life shit stiring snake). As for 'tidbits of information' I think you better look a bit closer to home...Because your good friend Silent but deadly has been talking to Clydie as much, if not more, than I have since you split(haven't you Dodger, you snake?).
And 'behind our backs' Pimple? Wasn't it you that gave me Clydie's address? Along with the words... No, in fact I'm not gonna say it, I think I shall ask you to say it... What was it you said to me Pimple when you gave me her address???

And as for 'she's just the same as all women' I probably did say that. As I hold the view that most women can not remain faithfull(not their fault, as it is just natural urge for them) and they wrap it up in a pretty little word which they call an 'Affair'). And I have NEVER made a secret of of how I feel on that subject, as you know from all my 'Never trust a woman' and 'I hate women' posts that are in these forums. In fact I think that's what I was shouting about the most when I first found and started posting in Fugly.
As for 'Forget her' I would not have said that... Because you can never forget a woman you've had sex with.(How ever much you may want to!)
And if I remember correctly what I said to tori was was something like... If it didn't feel right, then it wasn't...

pimpchichi

06-01-2001, 12:39 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
I know this maybe a bit hard for you guy's to grasp... But have you ever considered that it is 'they' who come-on to me?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

that comment has just pissed tori off... well done pinky

<BLOCKQUOTE>quoteAnd it may hurt you to hear this Pimple...But it was Clydie who made all the moves on me...

it doesn't pain me at all... she's history.. so why should i care, the only thing thats annoying me is that the past is invading the present

<BLOCKQUOTE>quoteYou haven't got a clue...

no.. i don't give a fuck.. to be perfectly honest...
like i said.. we're better off without you...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quotemost women can not remain faithfull

tori isn't most women...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quoteAnd where did they come from? What made you think that way? Your 'good friend' Dodger/Silent but deadly, maybe?

HAHAHA.. who's the paranoid one now?.. no it never came from him.. in fact it was tori who thought there was something not quite right about you when i introduced you two..
in fact .. you are the only person she has had uneasy feelings about online..
shit even before i introduced you both she had you worked out... hence nurseys post in the internet primer thread.. you know.. she wouldn't have gone within a mile of you if i hadn't persuaded her otherwise.. that's how much of a gut feeling she got..
but before long you'd weaseled your way into her affections.. and gained her trust...
something which all cads are proficient at but her initial suspicions made me wary .. there was something about you didn't seem quite right..
call it intuition.. call it paranoia.. call it what you will.. i don't fucking care anymore..

PinkorBrown69

06-01-2001, 01:22 PM

There you go again...Twisting it and evading my question's,posting more bullshit and using tori against me again, she is more than capable of speaking for herself Pimple.
And she's Pissed off!
WTF is going on tori?
I thought you sent him an unedited copy of one of our conversations??? I know I said I wouldn't post anything in here. But what is it going to take to get him to stop slandering me and going on and on and on and on and on...? He's like a fucking child for christ sake! How stuburn and ignorant can a person be??? And all for his bloody ego!

[ June 01, 2001: Message edited by: PinkorBrown69 ]

kitana

06-01-2001, 01:33 PM

Cheezy! i want some of that money. i will be the camera chik.

pimp and pinky: you guys sound like a fucking soap opera. what are we gonna call it? Days of our cyberspace? One log-in to live? Pimp's left-overs for Pinky???

PinkorBrown69

06-01-2001, 01:53 PM

pimpchichi

06-01-2001, 02:03 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by P. Diddy:
i don't fucking care anymore..<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

is that not plain enough for you.. it ends when YOU shut the fuck up.. you may have noticed that when you shut up in freakforum.. so did i... take a hint...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quoteI thought you sent him an unedited copy of one of our conversations??? I know I said I wouldn't post anything in here. But what is it going to take to get him to stop going on and on and on and on and on...?

yes she did..
and in it you said you value your honour and integrity.. then prove it.. prove me wrong that you ain't a slimey little toad...

and i'm just responding here...
you brought it into this thread..

<BLOCKQUOTE>quoteAnd you have to live with yours... *snigger/chortle/giggle/chuckle/LOL/ROTFL/pisses in pants/gets up to go and get changed*

this was nauseous's hypochondria thread until you decided to come in with your snide remarks.. which if you look back has been your ONLY contribution to the thread...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quoteTwisting it and evading my question's,posting more bullshit

so which part of that was bullshit?? .. and what question did i evade??

<BLOCKQUOTE>quoteAnd 'behind our backs' Pimple? Wasn't it you that gave me Clydie's address? Along with the words... No, in fact I'm not gonna say it, I think I shall ask you to say it... What was it you said to me Pimple when you gave me her address???

that one??... well i seem to remember giving you everyone i had on msn's addy's at the same time.. giving you hers wasn't a special case...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quoteWhat can I say... She had a nice arse... She offered it up... So I took it...

you got the cotton cast-offs..
i get the silk...

pimpchichi

06-01-2001, 02:04 PM

fucking double posting.. i thought there was a script to prevent it images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

[ June 01, 2001: Message edited by: P. Diddy ]

Silent But Deadly

06-01-2001, 02:28 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69: What made you think that way? Your 'good friend' Dodger/Silent but deadly, maybe? After all you wouldn't be the only person he has been slagging me of to(would it SBD? You low-life shit stiring snake). As for 'tidbits of information' I think you better look a bit closer to home...Because your good friend Silent but deadly has been talking to Clydie as much, if not more, than I have since you split(haven't you Dodger, you snake?).
[/B]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hey fuck face listen up! I could give a shit about you or what great pains you go thru in your day-to-day life being so gosh darn irresistible and having women throw themselves at you to save them from despair.

I found you fucking with two friends of mine Pimple� and Tori after a break up that had nothing to do with you and you continued to stir the kool aid with your dirty hands. Now your only objective was to console a friend but your musky scent that makes you desirable to the masses did all this talking and made all da ladies have shaky knees and blah blah blah� We know how this goes but as for this informant being me� Im so sorry to disappoint you but I was a true friend and listened and kept things to myself and I didn�t make attempts to �hook up� with a rebound girls (no offence to the rebound girl).

So the bottom line is this I am Dodger and proud of it, I have nothing to hide. And Im proud to have Tori and Pimple� as friends as far away as they are they are more friends then I have here in the states.

But for real shut the fuck up and drop all this nonsense its over you fucking muckraker.

Oh where can I pick up some of those pheromones??

pimpchichi

06-01-2001, 02:42 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Silent But Deadly:
And Im proud to have Tori and Pimple� as friends as far away as they are they are more friends then I have here in the states.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

*wipes away tear*
thanx dude.. i'm choked.. (sob)

it's good to have a real friend who you can count on to have your back..
(from day one dude)

PinkorBrown69

06-01-2001, 02:57 PM

Well thank fuck for that...
Your still full of shit Pimple and you get off just in time...
But thank you tori...
Maybe this place can get back to normality(whatever the hell that is)
*Takes a deep breath and exhales slowly*

[ June 01, 2001: Message edited by: PinkorBrown69 ]

PinkorBrown69

06-01-2001, 03:19 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Silent But Deadly:
Hey fuck face listen up! I could give a shit about you or what great pains you go thru in your day-to-day life being so gosh darn irresistible and having women throw themselves at you to save them from despair.

I found you fucking with two friends of mine Pimple� and Tori after a break up that had nothing to do with you and you continued to stir the kool aid with your dirty hands. Now your only objective was to console a friend but your musky scent that makes you desirable to the masses did all this talking and made all da ladies have shaky knees and blah blah blah� We know how this goes but as for this informant being me� Im so sorry to disappoint you but I was a true friend and listened and kept things to myself and I didn�t make attempts to �hook up� with a rebound girls (no offence to the rebound girl).

So the bottom line is this I am Dodger and proud of it, I have nothing to hide. And Im proud to have Tori and Pimple� as friends as far away as they are they are more friends then I have here in the states.

But for real shut the fuck up and drop all this nonsense its over you fucking muckraker.

Oh where can I pick up some of those pheromones??<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

And your even more full of shit that he is! With your 'holier than thou' attitude... Who the hell do you think you are casting aspertions on my nature in conversations with people? When you have never even had a direct conversation with me? Small wonder you get on well with Pimple

Like I say Your a fucking snake Dodger.

[ June 01, 2001: Message edited by: PinkorBrown69 ]

Nauseous

06-01-2001, 03:31 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by kitana:
Cheezy! i want some of that money. i will be the camera chik.

pimp and pinky: you guys sound like a fucking soap opera. what are we gonna call it? Days of our cyberspace? One log-in to live? Pimp's left-overs for Pinky???<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Does this "movie" have a good plot? Does it have a happy ending or does it just leave you in suspense? How much money are we talking? At least 20 bucks? (sounds like a nice round number to me... no, fuck... I want $32.50!) Finally... will it make me a DRAMA QUEEN?

Speaking of drama queens... (I'm sorry, I just had to write that) STOP IT! I used to think that Pimp was the one dragging it out, but now... I'm not so sure. It's water under the bridge. People do shitty things. Hell, I've probably done... correction... have done worse to people. Luckily, those people are so fucking worthless that they don't know how to operate a computer, let alone get online and have a conversation. I'm not going to drag my personal drama that spread over 2 summers in here. It gets me all pissed off. People that get you all pissed off aren't worth the effort.

As far as my poison ivy is concerned... I decided to just bathe in bleach. I could have cut my wrists the wrong way (on purpose) and went to the emergency room and had the nurses and doctor make fun of me. Damn... maybe I should. I could go in there with horizontal cuts instead of diagonal ones, let them have their fun, then pull out a gun and start blasting!!! I hate the ER. You wait there forever. Everyone there deserves to die. (People on interstate rest areas need to die too, but that's another post) I'd kill the really sick people waiting and put them out of their misery, then I'd turn the gun on myself. That would get me in the newspaper, dontchathink?

pimpchichi

06-01-2001, 03:35 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quoteYour still full of shit Pimple
whatever you say pinky

<BLOCKQUOTE>quoteand you get off just in time...
??

<BLOCKQUOTE>quoteBut thank you tori...
??

pimpchichi

06-01-2001, 03:39 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
Does this "movie" have a good plot? Does it have a happy ending or does it just leave you in suspense? How much money are we talking? At least 20 bucks? (sounds like a nice round number to me... no, fuck... I want $32.50!) Finally... will it make me a DRAMA QUEEN?

As far as my poison ivy is concerned... I decided to just bathe in bleach. I could have cut my wrists the wrong way (on purpose) and went to the emergency room and had the nurses and doctor make fun of me. Damn... maybe I should. I could go in there with horizontal cuts instead of diagonal ones, let them have their fun, then pull out a gun and start blasting!!! I hate the ER. You wait there forever. Everyone there deserves to die. (People on interstate rest areas need to die too, but that's another post) I'd kill the really sick people waiting and put them out of their misery, then I'd turn the gun on myself. That would get me in the newspaper, dontchathink?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

HAHAHA.. images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif.. humour has returned to this thread... thanx nauseous...
my indifference is swiftly turning into like
(no offence but i reserve love for tori)

Cheezedawg

06-01-2001, 03:52 PM

Ok dollbaby. Here's the deal. It's a 20 minute show called "Motel Dick". I play a detective that comes to the hotel in an attempt to catch you cheating on your husnband. When I bust in the door, I catch you cheating on your husband with.... ready? ANOTHER WOMAN! I take a picture, and then you and the other woman convince me to stay and let you keep the picture. The other girl can run out the door if you aren't ready for that just yet. And it can be just you trying to get me to hand over the picture. You get 32.50, I get 32.50, and Kitana gets her cut of 35.00 for pimpin and handlin. Plus the camera work. Make 10 of these 20 minute films, and we're rich! What do you say to that?

Nauseous

06-01-2001, 06:27 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by P. Diddy:
[B(no offence but i reserve love for tori)[/B]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>- and that's fine with me! images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Cheeze... you have the whole thing worked out, eh? "Motel Dick"... I guess it does have a certain ring to it. It's going to cost you and extra 50 cents for the love scene with another woman though. Unless you just want to use a mannequin. Ditch the extra girl ('cause she'd probably want paid anyway) and use a mannequin? How 'bout a headless mannequin? Can I have cancer in the movie? I can tear chunks of my hair out before the movie to simulate the ill-effects of chemotherapy. Ultimately, it's up to you, 'cause you're the director. If you should decide to use the stupid girl, just make sure that you find one uglier than I am. I don't need people wishing that I would just get out of the way and let her take over. images/smiles/icon_redface.gif

kitana

06-01-2001, 07:08 PM

I'm in!!!---for the movie thing, that is. images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Nauseous

06-01-2001, 07:26 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by kitana:
I'm in!!!---for the movie thing, that is. images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Of course you would be... you get extra money for pimping and handling! What do you think about my idea, kitana? Of the cancer and mannequin?

Nauseous

06-01-2001, 07:40 PM

Oh yeah... I've used a couple pictures from this guy's site (http://home2.planetinternet.be/henk/). It's one of my favorite sites. I'm going to write this guy and propose marriage to him tonight, I think. I LOVE HIM!!! This is one of the coolest laid out sites that I have ever seen. With loads of cool-ass pictures, like this one. (my wallpaper for the longest time) LONG LIVE MODERN RUINS!!!

http://home2.planetinternet.be/henk/tramhand.jpg

[ June 02, 2001: Message edited by: Nauseous ]

pimpchichi

06-01-2001, 08:31 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
You'll all be happy to know that I have poison ivy. Luckily, I'm not allergic to it. I'm going to dig it until it bleeds, then dig it some more. I will dig it with a rusty razor blade until I either bleed to death, get an infection, or go insane.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

what the fuck does that mean.. "i'm gonna dig it until it bleeds"?....
why not save yourself some time and dig your wrists with the rusty blade?? (don't forget, not across the wrist.. along the wrist.)

and wouldn't that be a pretty dull way to go.. i thought you wanted to make the front page or something...

PinkorBrown69

06-02-2001, 11:22 AM

Man... Now that is a seriously trippy picture...

Nauseous

06-02-2001, 11:32 AM

Yeah, I love his pictures. He's a pilot in Belgium, I think. I didn't write him last night. He probably wouldn't write me back and my heart can't handle rejection... I'd be forced to swallow a bunch of pills.

note: It took my unobservant ass a while to notice the rabbit on the stairs.

pimpchichi

06-02-2001, 01:09 PM

good site...
i especially like those designs for ambitious turn of century buildings that never got built....

hehe.. that church/docks... hehehe cool as fuck

PinkorBrown69

06-02-2001, 02:33 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
note: It took my unobservant ass a while to notice the rabbit on the stairs.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That rabbit to me is like the main subject of the pic. Because no mater where I look, or how big that tram with freaky arms sticking out of it is... My eye still gets drawn back to that rabbit... Damn strange picture that is...

Nauseous

06-02-2001, 02:43 PM

Did you see his picture (http://home2.planetinternet.be/henk/henk07c.gif)? Would we make a good couple?

I'm pretty sure that I'm the reincarnation of Richard Nickel (http://members.core.com/~gall312/nickel.html). He died shortly before I was born. I want to die the same way he did. Shit. There are soooo many cool ways to die! It's hard to decide! I know I'll get murdered in a few months. My body won't be found for months or years. I'll never get to decide... I'll never have an open casket funeral... Isn't life ironic?

[ June 02, 2001: Message edited by: Nauseous ]

PinkorBrown69

06-02-2001, 03:13 PM

Where did you go?

PinkorBrown69

06-02-2001, 03:19 PM

And congratulations Nauseous... 123 posts/replys in your topic, in less than 7 days!
That has got to be a Fugly record!?

Silent But Deadly

06-02-2001, 03:54 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
When you have never even had a direct conversation with me?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hey pink I dont have to smear shit on my upper lip to know that it fucking stinks!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
Like I say Your a fucking snake Dodger.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

All I continue to see is that you have to keep this topic open in several threads and why?? the only conclusion that I can come to is that you are guilty and have this burning desire to justify your shitty actions..

AND THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE!!!

fag.

pimpchichi

06-02-2001, 04:52 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
And congratulations Nauseous... 123 posts/replys in your topic, in less than 7 days!
That has got to be a Fugly record!?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

it's about illness, suicide, death, murder, funerals.. etc.. what did you expect?

Nauseous

06-02-2001, 07:42 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Silent But Deadly:
All I continue to see is that you have to keep this topic open in several threads and why?? the only conclusion that I can come to is that you are guilty and have this burning desire to justify your shitty actions..

AND THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE!!!

fag.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Nevermind. It's useless... images/smiles/icon_sad.gif

[ June 02, 2001: Message edited by: Nauseous ]

Nauseous

06-02-2001, 08:07 PM

Anyway... I smoked some weed tonight that made me feel fucking ill. I think it was laced with something. I felt like I was either going to pass out or my heart was going to explode. I fucking hate that! images/smiles/icon_mad.gif Then I was forced to move furniture and smell paint fumes. (toxic as hell) I'm resting now. I think I'll be okay. Does anyone else get that "death" feeling when they smoke? It used to be that way all the time before I got back on my medicine. Then that shit had to happen tonight... Maybe I have a heart murmur? You know what? This is getting old. I mean, it's one thing to have to think that kind of stuff all the time, but now I have to share it? I'm sure you guys are getting sick of it by now too. Well shit... there's not much to me besides my mental illnesses... and of course, my "exorcist disease" or whatever Pimp wants to call it.

Silent But Deadly

06-02-2001, 10:11 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
Nevermind. It's useless... images/smiles/icon_sad.gif

[ June 02, 2001: Message edited by: Nauseous ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Damn looks and brains too!! I better not get too attached cause pink will come over with his musky scent and knock your socks off with his "ways"..... God it must be tough being him...

Nauseous

06-02-2001, 10:40 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Silent But Deadly:
Damn looks and brains too!! I better not get too attached cause pink will come over with his musky scent and knock your socks off with his "ways"..... God it must be tough being him...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

What the fuck is THAT supposed to mean? images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

pimpchichi

06-03-2001, 12:14 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
What the fuck is THAT supposed to mean? images/smiles/icon_mad.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

oh well.. here goes... just to clear up confusion...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
Shit! If I get this much attention from women on the net... Imagine what it's like in my real life. And you think I need to steal other peoples women? You haven't got a clue...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Silent But Deadly:
I could give a shit about you or what great pains you go thru in your day-to-day life being so gosh darn irresistible and having women throw themselves at you to save them from despair.
Now your only objective was to console a friend but your musky scent that makes you desirable to the masses did all this talking and made all da ladies have shaky knees and blah blah blah�
Oh where can I pick up some of those pheromones??<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

men want to be him.. women want to be with him... pinkorbrown69...

hope this makes it a bit clearer for you images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

PinkorBrown69

06-03-2001, 02:30 AM

OH! FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
Will you guys shut the fuck up?(Not you Nauseous, 'Nevermind. It's useless...') you are right I think.
And if anyone has still got a problem with me(or even if you haven't)... Well come and talk to me on MSN messenger at:
spooky_a@hotmail.com
I'll be waiting for you, so I can wallow in your attention...
Your obsessions are begining to over-run these forums...

*Finding it hard to breathe*

pimpchichi

06-03-2001, 03:01 AM

images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gifHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAAAHAAAAA!!! images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

i already did shut up spooky.. but nauseous wanted to know what SBD was on about..

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>
Originally posted by Nauseous:
What the fuck is THAT supposed to mean?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>
Originally posted by ME!!!:
oh well.. here goes... just to clear up confusion...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

SBD is carrying it on because maybe he doesn't take kindly to being called a snake... and you can't just slag him off and deny him the right to answer back.. after all you've squealed your innocence loud enough....

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>
Originally posted by you:
I'll be waiting for you, so I can wallow in your attention...
Your obsessions are begining to over-run these forums...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

sorry spooky.. but you and this ain't important enough to be obsessed about any longer... my attentions have already been taken offa you...

BUT... getting back to the thread..

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
That rabbit to me is like the main subject of the pic. Because no mater where I look, or how big that tram with freaky arms sticking out of it is... My eye still gets drawn back to that rabbit... Damn strange picture that is...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

i never noticed the rabbit till you pointed it out.. my attention was drawn by the splodge of paint on the front of the carraige.. and although the rabbits been pointed out (very abstract isn't it?)
i still get my eyes drawn to that splodge of paint...

PinkorBrown69

06-03-2001, 03:29 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by P. Diddy:
my attentions have already been taken offa you... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

REALLY??? Then why the post? images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[b]HAHAHAHAHAAAAHAAAHAAAAA!!! images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif
Like I said...Take it to MSN cowards...
You've caused enough shit for me as it is.
And I promise I will be gentle with you...

PinkorBrown69

06-03-2001, 04:06 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
Anyway... I smoked some weed tonight that made me feel fucking ill. I think I'll be okay. Does anyone else get that "death" feeling when they smoke?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

My friends and I call it "White Death"...

Or in milder cases "Spinning out"...

pimpchichi

06-03-2001, 04:47 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
REALLY??? Then why the post?HAHAHAHAHAAAAHAAAHAAAAA!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

"And if anyone has still got a problem with me"

i don't.. like i said ... MANY TIMES up to now.. it's over.. history.. it's behind me..

so don't include me in your little mop-up pitch battles...
SBD's pissed at you.. not me...
i have far more pressing matters to worry about than people like you... i've got a house moving to try and sort out...

you've been pushed off the bottom of my list of priorities....

so just take your own advice.. shut up...