Smurfslappa ready to blow his wad?

[Nursey]

Urgent warning of imminent cataclysm in Northwest United States


Within months, and possibly weeks, the northwest coast of the United States will experience a tectonic and volcanic cataclysm quite unlike any other in recorded history. In the process, millions of people will be killed or injured. The American economy will be shaken to its very foundations, and in the process a draconian form of martial law will be declared that will make the cherished institute of constitutional democracy a thing of the past.
What would you think if you were told that the currently erupting Augustine Volcano in Alaska was experiencing an unusual kind of earthquake every twelve hours to the second? That’s right, a very strange earthquake goes off on Augustine every twelve hours exactly to the second. What would you think if you were told that each of these unusual earthquakes lasted for exactly the same length of time, fifty-seconds for each and every event? What would you think if you were shown a collection of seismic waveforms for these precision earthquakes that were essentially identical? Most people would think those waveforms and the claims that preceded them were a hoax. Unfortunately, what you are about to view is not a hoax. The source for the first set of images is the Alaska Volcano Observatory. These images are of anomalous seismographic events, and they may also be seen individually after you read this at:

http://www.avo.alaska.edu/webicorders/about.php

The Alaska Volcano Observatory is a joint program of the United States Geological Survey, the Geophysical Institute of the University of Alaska Fairbanks and the State of Alaska Division of Geological and Geophysical Surveys.

After reading this article, the reader is encouraged to visit the Alaska Volcano Observatory site and observe the individual seismograms rather than blindly accepting the evidence presented here. Get it from the source. On the right side of the website page you may select the volcano whose seismograms you want to observe.

Read on... (http://www.weatherwars.info/index.php?news_id=47)

[mudslinger]

Within months, and possibly weeks, the northwest coast of the United States will experience a tectonic and volcanic cataclysm quite unlike any other in recorded history. In the process, millions of people will be killed or injured. The American economy will be shaken to its very foundations, and in the process a draconian form of martial law will be declared that will make the cherished institute of constitutional democracy a thing of the past.

No it won't. Check back here in a couple months and you will see that I am right. Nothing will happen.

[smurfslappa]

Yeah, blowing my wad tends to blow away millions of people. It's a pretty big wad.

[XerxesX]

Precision-quakes? Somebody has been asking too many questions I guess.

[smurfslappa]

Precision quakes? They got em. I don't know about this one though. It might happen. I don't doubt that everything's gonna get fucked real soon, though, and there'll be assloads of quakes happening everywhere and volcanoes erupting all over the damn place.

[ucicare]

Precision-quakes? Somebody has been asking too many questions I guess.

Don't waste your energy X - we have been down this road before. It ends in a mud bog full of pigs.

(No, I am not saying that Nursey and the others are pigs. I am tolerant of their erroneous but sincere cries for the EOTWAWKI. Pigs refers to the old joke that says it is useless to mud wrestle with pigs because it wastes your time, and the pig enjoys it.")


http://www.fuglyforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=7035&highlight=earthquakes

http://www.fuglyforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=6255&highlight=earthquakes


http://www.fuglyforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=6217&highlight=earthquakes


Barry

[Joeslogic]

:lol: That about sums it up.

[Nursey]

Don't waste your energy X - we have been down this road before. It ends in a mud bog full of pigs.

(No, I am not saying that Nursey and the others are pigs. I am tolerant of their erroneous but sincere cries for the EOTWAWKI. Pigs refers to the old joke that says it is useless to mud wrestle with pigs because it wastes your time, and the pig enjoys it.")

Yeah, that's really super Barry, and average Joe certainly seems to like it! But doesn't the fact that i didn't argue this topic (even minimally!) kind of blow holes in your smug, cliched blatherings?

[Nursey]

"Fault debug mode blah blah blah", etc.

[ratatouille]

"Fault debug mode blah blah blah", etc.
Holy fuck. I was gonna say "blah blah blah" too. Glad to see you are still here and full of fire and lava Nursey. :D
Barely, have you two been aruguing the whole time I've been gone? I don't have the strength to read ALL the posts I've ignored.

[chester grape]

RAT!

[Nursey]

Holy fuck. I was gonna say "blah blah blah" too. Glad to see you are still here and full of fire and lava Nursey. :D


Hi Rat, good to see you tearing yourself away from the stream of gaping, needy orifices long enough to grace us with your presence, you bitch.

Barely, have you two been aruguing the whole time I've been gone? I don't have the strength to read ALL the posts I've ignored.

Ok, just a quick summary then of how things have progressed since you were last posting regularly:

Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005


Arguing with Nursey is like shoveling mud on a pig.
You get tired and dirty, and the pig loves it.

Barry
Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006
(No, I am not saying that Nursey and the others are pigs. I am tolerant of their erroneous but sincere cries for the EOTWAWKI. Pigs refers to the old joke that says it is useless to mud wrestle with pigs because it wastes your time, and the pig enjoys it.")

Barry

And obviously, seeing as Borey is the smartest here, the rest of us are all just struggling to keep up with him. :idea:

[diogenes]

So no, Nursey hasn't changed one damn bit. Would you have it any other way?

[Joeslogic]

Neither Smurf or Nursey their still legends in their own minds.

[smurfslappa]

Nursey's a legend in her own mind. I just see the end of the world coming, it's awesome to me, and so I talk about it all the time.

[Joeslogic]

One of these days Smurf you will be pushing 40 and realize the world is not moving nearly as fast to the end times as you yourself are and it will all be irrelevant.

You ever watch those "Decoding History" episodes on the history Channel?

[smurfslappa]

:cry: Or one of these days coming up here real soon Joe, the world falls apart right in front of your face much faster than you thought it would, and then you realize I was right.

The dolphins are starving I heard, because the fish are being seriously depleted... just another sign of the times.

[XerxesX]

And there is forrest-death in Canada. I think its the seventh of major fauna-deaths in world-history ( Including the first wich was just a flora death really ).
So either we just get less to play with or its the seventh seal ond byby.

But major fauna death is not a new thing. Happened just 10 000 years ago.
We will still have chickens and mad cows and other good protein. Might be poisoned though.
Most major biotopes go as well. You can see it down here in Central-america. How every beachzone is an object of speculation. Gringoes move in and attract whores and constructionworkers and rich Latinoes and then the prices go up as they build their "sanetary" systems and shit on the marine life and then you have another little "something".

Then they do it with the next beach since they have destroyed their "secret" counter-disaster hideaway. Its both pathetic and ignorant.

Its like when poor people have many kids to provide for them when they are old. Thereby depleting their countrys wealth and continuing being poor.

[XerxesX]

And there is forrest-death in Canada. I think its the seventh of major fauna-deaths in world-history ( Including the first wich was just a flora death really ).
So either we just get less to play with or its the seventh seal ond byby.

But major fauna death is not a new thing. Happened just 10 000 years ago.
We will still have chickens and mad cows and other good protein. Might be poisoned though.
Most major biotopes go as well. You can see it down here in Central-america. How every beachzone is an object of speculation. Gringoes move in and attract whores and constructionworkers and rich Latinoes and then the prices go up as they build their "sanetary" systems and shit on the marine life and then you have another little "something".

Then they do it with the next beach since they have destroyed their "secret" counter-disaster hideaway. Its both pathetic and ignorant.

Its like when poor people have many kids to provide for them when they are old. Thereby depleting their countrys wealth and continuing being poor.

[XerxesX]

And there is forrest-death in Canada. I think its the seventh of major fauna-deaths in world-history ( Including the first wich was just a flora death really ).
So either we just get less to play with or its the seventh seal ond byby.

But major fauna death is not a new thing. Happened just 10 000 years ago.
We will still have chickens and mad cows and other good protein. Might be poisoned though.
Most major biotopes go as well. You can see it down here in Central-america. How every beachzone is an object of speculation. Gringoes move in and attract whores and constructionworkers and rich Latinoes and then the prices go up as they build their "sanetary" systems and shit on the marine life and then you have another little "something".

Then they do it with the next beach since they have destroyed their "secret" counter-disaster hideaway. Its both pathetic and ignorant.

Its like when poor people have many kids to provide for them when they are old. Thereby depleting their countrys wealth and continuing being poor.

[smurfslappa]

But what we don't realize is that sure maybe it happened back in the day, but with our current standard of living and all these billions of people, somethings gonna give real soon. It has to, and that's all there is to it.

[XerxesX]

And there is forrest-death in Canada. I think its the seventh of major fauna-deaths in world-history ( Including the first wich was just a flora death really ).
So either we just get less to play with or its the seventh seal ond byby.

But major fauna death is not a new thing. Happened just 10 000 years ago.
We will still have chickens and mad cows and other good protein. Might be poisoned though.
Most major biotopes go as well. You can see it down here in Central-america. How every beachzone is an object of speculation. Gringoes move in and attract whores and constructionworkers and rich Latinoes and then the prices go up as they build their "sanetary" systems and shit on the marine life and then you have another little "something".

Then they do it with the next beach since they have destroyed their "secret" counter-disaster hideaway. Its both pathetic and ignorant.

Its like when poor people have many kids to provide for them when they are old. Thereby depleting their countrys wealth and continuing being poor.

[chester grape]

I heard you the first time, Xerx.

[XerxesX]

Sorry ! Some bug bugged me :oops: But Smurf ! We are in it. Its not going to happen soon. It is happening. If it takes a few hundred years it will still be just a moment for the planet.

It does not seem lke its counter-human though. Just counter to all other life. Exept those species that are our food, and our pets. Or manages to be our ecosystems paracites. ( Rats , roaches flies, etc ).

The question will be wether the human hordes will split into subgroups. You can see it really clear. The difference with 3-5 generations of education and basic needs covered.

The beauty of the rich and their longevity is allso a factor. There allready exists a black market for bodyparts. The future looks cyberpunk. And even if a few species burn their eyes out in an unshielded sun. Others will flourish, and learn to adapt to the role as plaything or paracite of the ruling race.
Just like those people to poor or religious to follow in the wake of civilisation

[Joeslogic]

We need to step up our pace on responsible logging. A big part of the problem with the forest is too much under growth.

[chester grape]

We need to step up our pace on responsible logging. A big part of the problem with the forest is too much under growth.

You're PJ O'Rourke, right?

[diogenes]

I'm hoping Joe was trying to change the subject with that post, but I don't think he was. This thread is going down in flames. Sweet Jesus you have to love the paranoid and the delusional.

[smurfslappa]

Bitch ass bitch, this thread was named after my paranoia. So shut your pie-hole.

Anways, the shit is collapsing now. It's not going to take a hundred years for everything to go to shit. From what corner of your ass did you pull that number out of? The dolphins and sea birds and whales are already starting to starve their asses off. With more people than ever depending on fish protein I see something in the not-too-distant future going down with just that one problem right there.

The future doesn't look cyberpunk, Xerx. It looks like there's going to be a lot of pissed off, hungry, diseased and desperate people. The world will not "adapt", because you can only introduce so much perversity into the system before it collapses.

[Joeslogic]

P.J. O'Rourke When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.


There is another qoute of his that comers to mind and its soooo true. Don't remember it verbatim will look it up.

Thanks for hte compliment Chester but no not P.J.

[Joeslogic]

Found it! Right there at the top of the pge in Wickopedia I love this one.

The principle feature of American liberalism is sanctimoniousness. By loudly denouncing all bad things— war and hunger and date rape— liberals testify to their own terrific goodness. More important, they promote themselves to membership in a self-selecting elite of those who care deeply about such things.... It's a kind of natural aristocracy, and the wonderful thing about this aristocracy is that you don't have to be brave, smart, strong or even lucky to join it, you just have to be liberal.

The guys a genius I take back anything bad I ever said about you Chester.

[XerxesX]

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Joeslogic wrote:
We need to step up our pace on responsible logging. A big part of the problem with the forest is too much under growth.



Well said ! But the undergrowth is a product of the warming and the change in vegetation will happen. To use the resource would be good, but the current methods of logging makes it ecologically expensive anyway.

How about part extensive logging and part sowing cool mushrooms and stuff on rotting logs 8)

Quote:
The principle feature of American liberalism is sanctimoniousness. By loudly denouncing all bad things— war and hunger and date rape— liberals testify to their own terrific goodness. More important, they promote themselves to membership in a self-selecting elite of those who care deeply about such things.... It's a kind of natural aristocracy, and the wonderful thing about this aristocracy is that you don't have to be brave, smart, strong or even lucky to join it, you just have to be liberal.


One result of this is that they have marginalized the left. ( And the left have a lot of beautiful ideas ) The analysis is correct, but it applies to a group that chooses to be small and exclusive and a democratically disagreeing apendage to the ruling conservative elite. ( Hollywood still produces a LOT of nationalistic pride and gung-ho. NO matter Ann Coulter ).

As such I would rather advuce the ruling elite, than pretend disagreement when the battle has come down to sneering across the ballroom.

[Joeslogic]

Psychedelic mushrooms so that we can all have mushroom tea and sit around and play Halo with Smurf and be truly enlightened.

[smurfslappa]

You always enlighten us Joe. From explaining how the liberals have taken over our media all the way to how Ann Coulter is just so awesome. I thank you for sharing your extensive knowledge of the world with us.

[XerxesX]

Dont badmouth Ann Coulter. When the struggeling masses of the prolitariat finally rise against the repressive machinery of the reactionary burgoise; she will be my ex-capitalist sex-kitten.

Me and Ann Coulter and some mushrooms. And when she reaches for her gun , what she really means is yes !

[diogenes]

Wow, that actually made sense.

[Joeslogic]

:lol:

Well Xerx what if she puts that gun to your head and asks you to do something you have never done before with a girl. Like actually introduce her to the big "O" or else :shock:

:P

[MyNameMeansNothing]

god that was a long read. sleep ffs.

[chester grape]

Don't know if this is getting much publicity overseas, but I'm sure smurf would be interested ...

IT WAS like the world stopped for half an hour, said one.

A lunar landscape, said another, or an atomic bomb site.

As much of northern Queensland emerged from the dark hours of yesterday morning, Cyclone Larry having passed by, the voices of the callers to local radio must have been hard to credit.

On the road north from Mackay - declared a potential disaster zone the previous evening - the initial signs were some flattened crops and the odd uprooted tree, with lashing rain.

But as the road turns the corner to Cowley Creek, all the calls suddenly make sense.

For there, across a wide, flat valley floor is a stark, eerie scene with only bare trunks remaining in a once-lush banana plantation.

In the middle of this lived Lawrence Calleja, 57, a cattle farmer.

"At least we are alive," he said. "I've lived through three of them now: 1956 as a kid, Cyclone Winifred in 1986. I was pretty scared before, but this one here blows me right out. It frightened the shit out of me, to be frank.

"I thought we weren't going to be here today."

Left without water or electricity, Mr Calleja was fixing a pump and luckily had his own generator as back-up.

About 24 kilometres north, emergency teams were still struggling to reach the town of Innisfail, which bore the brunt of the storm.

The fact that nobody died in the cyclone becomes all the more remarkable when you witness the devastation at Innisfail's August Moon Caravan Park.

John Lamont stands on a trailer that is unrecognisable as a caravan. Beside it is a cabin that has been flipped onto its roof.

"We lost everything; it's all blowing around the scrub," Mr Lamont said.

The owner of the caravan park, Paul Roughan, said he could not believe no one had died.

Another caravan with a couple and two children inside had blown over and rolled 20 metres before crashing into a tree.

All somehow climbed out unscathed.

One supposedly cyclone-proof shed, he said, had at least preserved his BMW when a tree crashed through its roof, coming to rest a metre from the bonnet.

After two sleepless nights, Mr Roughan was opening a beer. Ten metres above a twisted caravan was hooked over the bare branches of a kauri tree.

Residents and emergency crews are now facing a massive clean-up in the wake of the cyclone.

Full article here (http://smh.com.au/news/national/thousands-homeless-as-larry-wreaks-havoc/2006/03/20/1142703287955.html).

[smurfslappa]

Haha, yeah, you're fucking country got hit like a motherfucker. Not as bad as ours did but I think you still got a little while left in your cyclone season, right?

[chester grape]

Yeah. We're not stupid enough to build massively populated cities below sea level on the coast though, so the death toll was never going to be high.

Add to that, when asked to evacuate, just about everyone just went "okay, sure" and then left town in an orderly fashion.

Add to that, the order to evacuate was made with plenty of time.

Nonetheless, by all accounts it was one fuck of a big cyclone (hurricane).

[smurfslappa]

Damn you and your country's reason! One big fucking storm though. That's sweet. Just another sign of the times, Chester. TooT TooT, next stop Peak Oil and Global War!

[chester grape]

Within months, and possibly weeks, the northwest coast of the United States will experience a tectonic and volcanic cataclysm quite unlike any other in recorded history. In the process, millions of people will be killed or injured. The American economy will be shaken to its very foundations, and in the process a draconian form of martial law will be declared that will make the cherished institute of constitutional democracy a thing of the past.

No it won't. Check back here in a couple months and you will see that I am right. Nothing will happen.

He was right. Nothing happened. :)

[Joeslogic]

Yeah. We're not stupid enough to build massively populated cities below sea level on the coast though, so the death toll was never going to be high.


Although New Orleans is an embarrassment. I should defend the below sea level scenario. I understand it was not always that way there has been some ground sinking.

Add to that, when asked to evacuate, just about everyone just went "okay, sure" and then left town in an orderly fashion.


Exactly :wink:

[MEDICVET]

So Peak Oil isn't a myth then? And we really are in the middle of global warming? Guess we're all screwed then.

[ucicare]

So Peak Oil isn't a myth then? And we really are in the middle of global warming? Guess we're all screwed then.


I guess the rumors of your self inflicted death were untrue.

Good to see that you survived.


Barry

[chester grape]

So Peak Oil isn't a myth then? And we really are in the middle of global warming? Guess we're all screwed then.


I guess the rumors of your self inflicted death were untrue.

Good to see that you survived.

Is it though? Is it really?

[ucicare]

So Peak Oil isn't a myth then? And we really are in the middle of global warming? Guess we're all screwed then.


I guess the rumors of your self inflicted death were untrue.

Good to see that you survived.

Is it though? Is it really?


I was being nice. Don't be a twit.

With GrimJesus gone, we probably need Medicvet. Somebody has got to post 30-40 idiotic posts a day just to keep it interesting.


Barry