Accounting Fraud

[smurfslappa]

Someone tried emailing me this shit, as *PROOF* that the check of theirs that I cashed was for $105.14 instead of the $48 or so that I remember. Me and this guy are pretty good friends, and he owed me $140 bucks that I lent his jobless ass before he had to skip town with his girlfriend. He had a couple of checks mailed to his old adress, which I swooped upon and cashed knowing I'd never see that money again because his girl was pregnant and that'd be his excuse for never paying me back.

Anyways, I knew his bitch ass was lying and he manipulated those numbers on the table that he got from his work. I divided the numbers of the net income by his gross earnings, and I can see his bitch ass multiplied that shit perfectly. I know it probably has something to do with how they round before they calculate the next step or whatever, but does anyone know the process?

hours------gross----------net
35.23 --- $ 334.69 --- $ 272.64
35.28 --- $ 335.16 --- $ 273.00
34.49 --- $ 327.66 --- $ 267.20
30.18 --- $ 286.71 ---$ 235.51
28.56 --- $ 271.32 ---$ 223.62
Bonus ---$ 840.00 ---$ 646.22
28.74 --- $ 273.03 ---$ 224.94
21.35 --- $ 202.83 ---$ 168.28
[b]13.28 --- $ 126.16 --- $ 105.14

272.64 / 334.69 = .8146
273 / 335.16 = .8145
267.2 / 327.66 = .8154
235.51 / 286.71 = .8214
223.62 / 271.32 = .8241
Bonus
224.94 / 273.03 = .8238
168.28 / 202.83 = .8296
105.14 / 126.16 = .8333 The perfection!

[smurfslappa]

Yeah he sent the table as a forward to me from his company's accounting department. It looked legit, but I know how much it was for and he could of easily changed the numbers around. Or maybe it was his crazy girlfriend who did it, and then showed him that I was "lying" to him.

[diogenes]

Or maybe you made a mistake in taking the checks in the first place?

[phatboy]

Is he looking at legal action or something? I would tell him to fuck off. But have to go back to the "should I have cashed the check?" was the money worth the headache.

[smurfslappa]

Hell yeah, I spent it all coke and hookers, and did the coke off their titties.