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smurfslappa
02-24-2006, 11:15 PM
Toast always lands butter-side down. Cats always land on their feet. Tomorrow I will see what happens when I strap toast butter-side up onto a cat's back and drop it.
Lomotil
02-25-2006, 01:06 AM
If you were dyslexic and crosseyed... could you still read?
TheGrimJesus
02-25-2006, 01:40 AM
If you were dyslexic and crosseyed... could you still read?

hey now I had a friend who was dyslexic, He got really depressed about it. He tried to kill himself even, He jumped behind a bus.
diogenes
02-25-2006, 02:56 AM
Way to go Grim, that made me smile.
chester grape
02-25-2006, 06:02 AM
Toast always lands butter-side down. Cats always land on their feet. Tomorrow I will see what happens when I strap toast butter-side up onto a cat's back and drop it.

This is the kind of humour, like "Fonzie", that deserves attribution.

This site (http://en.thinkexist.com/quotation/if_toast_always_lands_butter-side_down-and_cats/220027.html) credits the gag to Steven Wright.

This site (http://www.ausmall.com.au/geek/cats.htm)credits it to someone called Jan Chojnacki, then takes the thought to its illogical conclusion.
diogenes
02-25-2006, 07:39 AM
You mean Smurf doesn't come up with all of his own material. *Gasp*
TheGrimJesus
02-25-2006, 11:12 AM
Toast always lands butter-side down. Cats always land on their feet. Tomorrow I will see what happens when I strap toast butter-side up onto a cat's back and drop it.

This is the kind of humour, like "Fonzie", that deserves attribution.

This site (http://en.thinkexist.com/quotation/if_toast_always_lands_butter-side_down-and_cats/220027.html) credits the gag to Steven Wright.

This site (http://www.ausmall.com.au/geek/cats.htm)credits it to someone called Jan Chojnacki, then takes the thought to its illogical conclusion.

Oh you fucking tool, All comedy on the net is stolen
smurfslappa
02-25-2006, 01:15 PM
It was a semi-tribute to Grim, but I really am going to try it, with my friend's cat from the roof of her house.
smurfslappa
02-25-2006, 01:15 PM
Oh, with pictures of course.
XerxesX
02-25-2006, 05:58 PM
Please ! Someone ! Take this unadulterated humor, and prostitute its virginity at the altars of television and movies. We could all need a good laugh !
chester grape
02-26-2006, 07:30 PM
Oh you fucking tool, All comedy on the net is stolen

Bullshit, Grimy. And here's (http://fuglyforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=6769) the proof.