What happened here?

[smurfslappa]

Mars... what have they done to you?

The Valles Marineris stretches 4,000 km across the face of Mars, a massive gouge that could swallow a thousand Grand Canyons. Water erosion and normal geological processes are not adequate to have produced a mark of this nature or magnitude. A massive electrical discharge is. Our research indicates that planetary bodies have significant charge, and when they travel sufficiently close to each other for their plasma sheaths to interact, electrical discharges are exchanged.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e397/Bigpappadiaz/marsglobe_viking.jpg

The event blasted an estimated 2 million cubic kilometers of rock and soil into space, some of which falls to Earth even today.

The mythical stories of ancient cultures recount a great warrior whose face or body displayed a massive scar. (See the North American Scarface, Aztec Tlaloc, Norse Thor, Greek Theseus, Hindu Indra.) In several accounts, the agent of this scarring is a stupendous lightning bolt. Comparative study will identify this imposing "scarred" figure with the planet Mars.

Baby goat? Or something like it...
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e397/Bigpappadiaz/slide38.jpg

A better face than that wussy one NASA's cronies keep trying to disprove.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e397/Bigpappadiaz/slide44.jpg

Some sort of African queen-looking person
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e397/Bigpappadiaz/slide42.jpg

A swimmin' Flipper
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e397/Bigpappadiaz/DolphinAsteroid.gif

Look at this dolphin, it's even playing with a damn ball. Maybe it's swimming towards a planet though, I dunno.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e397/Bigpappadiaz/dolphin.jpg

These guys sure loved their dolphins
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e397/Bigpappadiaz/slide35.jpg

Awesome complex, you kinda have to squint, but the arrows point to the good parts. You can see an entrance into a building.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e397/Bigpappadiaz/dish.jpg

A good view of the entire area the face was found at. I can hear the drum beats and all that good worshippping shit jsut looking at that picture.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e397/Bigpappadiaz/cydred.jpg

Moose, or something like it
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e397/Bigpappadiaz/slide37.jpg

Scorpion
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e397/Bigpappadiaz/slide36.jpg

Sea horse
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e397/Bigpappadiaz/slide34.jpg

Glass tube network. Maybe this shit happened when the plasma discharges were erupting violently from the planet? Must have been horrible if that's what happened. Maybe they were made?
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e397/Bigpappadiaz/slide25.jpg
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e397/Bigpappadiaz/slide23.jpg

The T and !
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e397/Bigpappadiaz/slide18.jpg


With it's present atmosphere and violent dust storms, this shit should have been blown away by the massive dust storms long, long ago, if it's been like it is for as long as the scientists tell us it has. This shit can only be tens of thousands of years old, if even that. Why do all these ancient legends from just about every culture depict Mars as a Great Warrior that defeated a giant dragon? Would a twisting arc of plasma look like a dragon to them?

Venus, in its aspect as the Morning Star, was known to the early Romans as iubar; not until much later did Lucifer, “the bringer of light,” replace iubar as the designation of the planet Venus in its morning aspect.1 Latin writers derived iubar from the word iuba, meaning “hair.” Varro wrote: eadem Stella vocatur iubar quod iubata “this star is called iubar bacause it is hairy.”2 Varro and Festus compared the Morning Star’s hair to a lion’s mane.3 The image would appear to be that of light scattered in all directions: only some poetic hyperbole could see in today’s bright morning star a hairy apparition resembling a lion’s mane.

Interestingly, ancient names of Venus include the Long Haired Star and Bearded Star. Symbols and glyphs that carried the meaning "planet Venus" also carried the meaning "comet."

So the way things are now is not how it used to be...

[smurfslappa]

A good rover image.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e397/Bigpappadiaz/rovers_spiritatwork_1280.jpg

[smurfslappa]

Bu-bu-bu-bump. What do you think of that scar on Mars, diogenes?

[diogenes]

I don't.

[smurfslappa]

Surely you must have an opinion.

[diogenes]

I don't really feel like doing the research to develope an opinion. On this I will remain blissfully ignorant.

[smurfslappa]

The official story is that it was a crack that started developing in the planet as it cooled millions of years ago. There, just did your research for you. OR, it can be the plasma discharge from the planet-sized comet that flew in, whiping out everything on the planet, creating those glass tubes you see there because of the immense eletrical currents, and hurled all that mars debri into space, some of which we still get to this day.

[Totalrecall1982]

Kuato told me that the aliens built it.

Free mars!

[smurfslappa]

About a lot of the surface rocks found on Mars: "The scattered rocks are not likely to be volcanic. Many will have suffered plasma heating and shock effects from a cosmic electric discharge. The holes in some of the rock surfaces may be plasma arc craters or they may be due to trapped gases being explosively released by hot plasma"

[smurfslappa]

Hey Diogenes, read this http://www.holoscience.com/news.php?article=b50z4mj1

Has a lot of evidence about why a plasma discharge occured on Mars.
Think of the implications. The Gods... the battles...

[XerxesX]

That a subconscious expression of thought might be a superconscious galactic expression. Much science lately, is homocentric and subjective.
I such a case we/G-d/word is one. Alternatively you have the more mechanical/newtonian theory of the starseed and their roaming planet
( Or mothership with destroyed drive )

But there is much in the eye of the beholder: An ancient myth tells of how the advent of iron spelled the end of the power of the elfs. Another about how christianity banished the elder ones. Pan became entangled with the greek word for :idea: and together they were temptation/science/evil.

Anunaki/Nephilim-The flood and Utnapishtim-Abrams flight-Illuminati-Rosswell and the list goes on. In these parts of the world a famed phantom is the chupacabra and I will not laugh at the beliefe of others.

I believe in your pictures Slapper, but its impóssible to tell the science from the art.
When I was twelve years and had just read my first black book, I found a gnarled and burned root, half floating, and half lying. Beneath the rootsystem of a big fir. It was the skull of a troll and undoubtedly ( for me, a relative of the shadows created by long northern night and hulking firs, and nightmares ? )
That one was with me for 15 years, but that is a subjective measure. A measurement more objective; ( Still a judgement of eye though ),
is the pictures created by microphotography of crystals. Beliefe abunds allso here.
Like I said earlier I am quite sure the bildenbergers believe in magic, but if it is for the sake of illusion or illumination. That is where the discussion becomes hot.

[smurfslappa]

Well now I don't really know what to believe about these guys of the past, but I can imagine how technology could have been used to give the perception of Godliness, to tribes-people who didn't know any better. But I also see the pyramids and the great lengths these people went with their geometry, and I can also see how there is something more awesome at work. Our brains and bodies are awesome machines, so I'm sure there actually is such a thing as godliness. It just wasn't enough to stop a super-charged planet from flying past Mars and zapping the shit out of it.

[smiles]

i can't believe you people think this man is being serious whn he says all this...... every third word is "awesome" for fucks sake

[Reizvolles]

What about the mystical phallic symbol found by sexually frustrated astronauts?

[smurfslappa]

Biiiitch, I used awesome in two sentences that happened to be together. Besides, who gives a fuck if you take me seriously? there's a lot of scientists who believe Mars was taken out by an awesome plasma discharge.

And what do you fucking know, that would match what all our ancient fucking ancestors were talking about. So fucking fuck smiles, shut your mother fucking bitch ass mouth.

http://www.holoscience.com/news.php?article=b50z4mj1

Dude had a whole fucking assload of information on why it happened, and he used lots of big words and I don't think he used the word awesome. So shut the hell up you dumb ass piece of shit.

And Reizvolles, what phallic symbol? I would think they'd be looking for some kind of skanky clam, I know we can probably see smiles' mom's from space. Her loose pussy is still a tight fit for me.

[smiles]

Biiiitch, I used awesome in two sentences that happened to be together. Besides, who gives a fuck if you take me seriously? there's a lot of scientists who believe Mars was taken out by an awesome plasma discharge.

And what do you fucking know, that would match what all our ancient fucking ancestors were talking about. So fucking fuck smiles, shut your mother fucking bitch ass mouth.

http://www.holoscience.com/news.php?article=b50z4mj1

Dude had a whole fucking assload of information on why it happened, and he used lots of big words and I don't think he used the word awesome. So shut the hell up you dumb ass piece of shit.

And Reizvolles, what phallic symbol? I would think they'd be looking for some kind of skanky clam, I know we can probably see smiles' mom's from space. Her loose pussy is still a tight fit for me.





wow you;re almost as good as whipone..... i give you mad credit....... but i refuse to believe that anyone tryign to take themselvs seriously, even a crazy person would use AWESOME in the same post more than once, and i could quote you from at least a dozen other posts where this was the case..... also phrases like "super old" or "super smart scientists" are dead giveaways..... step your game up smurflett you're not convinving anyone

[XerxesX]

Git soum gloudes aon Laydeh, ann leev thiz toa tha menfoulk
Women are from Venus, not from mars,as Da Slapper so eloquently put it.
But yes its a subjective story. Maybe there is more to subjectivity then :) Its like a happy camper once tried to explain to me. That when he tried to make a model of the univers on his computer he allways had to readjust when he changed the angle of the picture. It just did not work in 3d. Like reality and peace on earth and mars and venus. The y-cromozome rightfully fears the whole of uncorrupted X. Y has after all lost the major part of its DNA since the sexsplit, some 250mill years ago :P

[smurfslappa]

the sex split, hahaha what a bunch of bullshit. I dont know what would cause such a drastic change, our DNA prevents the minor ones as is.

[smurfslappa]

also phrases like "super old" or "super smart scientists" are dead giveaways..... step your game up smurflett you're not convinving anyone

And how am I supposed to sound? I'm just a lazy half-mexican who stumbled upon the end of the world. Unlike most, however, I didn't dust myself off and keep walking.

[smurfslappa]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e397/Bigpappadiaz/cydred.jpg

I like how whenever NASA and these old guys are talking about Cydonia they always pull the worst photo out of their ass:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e397/Bigpappadiaz/cydonia.gif

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e397/Bigpappadiaz/full_fib.gif

[ucicare]

What about the mystical phallic symbol found by sexually frustrated astronauts?

It wasn't a phallic symbol....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v337/ucicare/globe.jpg

[phatboy]

I think the scar came from the wing tip of Darth Vader's command ship. He was all crunked up on some weed and was driving around and bumped into it. He said, "Sorry motha fuckahs, but Im fucked up"

Or it could be a large meteor hit it.

Or some cosmic lightening storm.

Or nuclear testing from the US, so we could really fuck with Irans head.

Or one of Dwaine's farts reverbrated into space and cracked Mars.

Or maybe I just need coffee.

[ucicare]

I think the scar came from the wing tip of Darth Vader's command ship. He was all crunked up on some weed and was driving around and bumped into it. He said, "Sorry motha fuckahs, but Im fucked up"

Or it could be a large meteor hit it.

Or some cosmic lightening storm.

Or nuclear testing from the US, so we could really fuck with Irans head.

Or one of Dwaine's farts reverbrated into space and cracked Mars.

Or maybe I just need coffee.


Or maybe I made it on photoshop.


Barry

[Lomotil]

I think the scar came from the wing tip of Darth Vader's command ship. He was all crunked up on some weed and was driving around and bumped into it. He said, "Sorry motha fuckahs, but Im fucked up"

Or it could be a large meteor hit it.

Or some cosmic lightening storm.

Or nuclear testing from the US, so we could really fuck with Irans head.

Or one of Dwaine's farts reverbrated into space and cracked Mars.

Or maybe I just need coffee.

Nope... less, definitely.

[ucicare]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v337/ucicare/swirlinghole.jpg

This incredible photo shows the birth of a new galaxy. From the swirling mass at the center erupts a huge plume of matter, that will eventually become many planets.

This photo is believed by many scientist to depict the "reverse image" of a black hole. Instead of swallowing all matter that comes near, this vortext spews out matter.

Scientist believe that this monster will spew out enough matter that it will envelop our own solar system within the next 5 years. Of course this is being kept very quiet in order not to panic the people.

Looks like Smurf was right. The end is here. See you all on the other side.

http://www.keckobservatory.org/news/science/lynx/lynx.html

Barry

[smiles]

don't lie barry it's your daughters belly button.... you sick fuck

[bbwayans]

don't lie barry it's your daughters belly button.... you sick fuck

barrys just being coy, i swear niggas these day cant admit they got ants in they pants before they get a blood clot and bum rush their old uncle theus in the midst of an italian league soccer game, word to pippen, i'm nice around mikes, but u niggas havent scorched me until barry's head is replaced int he parnk of the month in the general forum, YA SMELL ME

[diogenes]

barrys just being coy, i swear niggas these day cant admit they got ants in they pants before they get a blood clot and bum rush their old uncle theus in the midst of an italian league soccer game, word to pippen, i'm nice around mikes, but u niggas havent scorched me until barry's head is replaced int he parnk of the month in the general forum, YA SMELL ME

I can't tell if you're trying to be funny or if you're just that stupid.

[ucicare]

barrys just being coy, i swear niggas these day cant admit they got ants in they pants before they get a blood clot and bum rush their old uncle theus in the midst of an italian league soccer game, word to pippen, i'm nice around mikes, but u niggas havent scorched me until barry's head is replaced int he parnk of the month in the general forum, YA SMELL ME

I can't tell if you're trying to be funny or if you're just that stupid.

I vote for stupid.

[diogenes]

As do I, but I lack the evidence to decide at this point. The evidence is piling up rather quickly though.

[smiles]

holy fuck when did this place become such a haven for tight-assed critics...... u don’t want to encourage him..... don;t post after him...... u want to try and punk him do that then.... don;t just say "this man is SOOOOOOOOO uninteresting" in 5 different threads, and fuck off into the night without proving what exactly makes YOU qualified to say what’s interesting and what isn’t

[diogenes]

Thanks for the advice smiles. I'll consider what you said and ignore it like I always do.

[bbwayans]

Thanks for the advice smiles. I'll consider what you said and ignore it like I always do.


dont hate on smiles, hate on me, cause im that nigga, that same nigga that sold u bread for cheese, blood for broccli, a tire iron for a button up shirt, u need to get on that hustla tip dio and stop stalking my shit nigga cause u cna thandle what the brotha from u motha gots to say, YA DIG

[smiles]

Thanks for the advice smiles. I'll consider what you said and ignore it like I always do.


so you'll continue being a critical fuckstick without anything original to contribute while at the same time hating on anyone that thinks and speaks outside the confines you consider intelligent or normal?

high-five?

[diogenes]

High five.