Greetings and Salutations

[Lomotil]

Hello, everyone... Just thought I'd take a moment to carry out the standard introductions... I'm new here at Fugly, maybe even the first one to migrate FROM FreakFarm and be a cross-poster.

Let me tell y'all a little about myself... I'm 23, cross-eyed and dyslexic (it's ok, they cancel each other out), anti-love, anti-hate, anti-everything, middle-of-the-road kind of complete asshole.

And now, apparently, I can rack 'Punk-Ass Bitch' up with my credentials.

[pimpchichi]

*snigger* hello

[Nursey]

*lurks ominously with rubber tube in hands*

[Lomotil]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
*lurks ominously with rubber tube in hands*<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Who's got the syringe?

[Fuck-It]

*looking for something heavy to smash brains in with*


Oh, did I say that ouy loud, shit, pay no attention to that

[Lomotil]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fuck-It:
*looking for something heavy to smash brains in with*<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Don't do it! You have everything to live for!

[Dwaine Scum]

welcome to the fugly forums... there are no were as many whiney shit plugs here as there are at freakfarm... enjoy

[Lomotil]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
welcome to the fugly forums... there are no were as many whiney shit plugs here as there are at freakfarm... enjoy<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Non-whiney shitplugs, then?

grooooovy. images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Nauseous]

Hello Lomotil. I'm non-whiney shitplug #844.

[pimpchichi]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
welcome to the fugly forums... there are no were as many whiney shit plugs here as there are at freakfarm... enjoy<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

hmmmm....

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Whiney Ass Neoplasm in the Freaks Forum:
It's like your fears of Freak turning into Fugly is happening...Looks as if half the fugly forums is being cut and pasted into here. images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

I miss the old freak forum images/smiles/icon_sad.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

[Schizm]

Did you just grab my ass?

My mom says there are alot of black people in China.

[Cheezedawg]

NO, I just grabbed it.

[Lomotil]

C'mon now... no grabassing in my post...

Um... unless anyone wants to pinch MY cheek... images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Silent But Deadly]

Hey Im all up for segregation cause freaks are dirty...I went over to freak farm with my vaccinations and came running home...uggh I feel filthy..oh man i farted and sorta shit myself..

[Lomotil]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Silent But Deadly:
Hey Im all up for segregation cause freaks are dirty...I went over to freak farm with my vaccinations and came running home...uggh I feel filthy..oh man i farted and sorta shit myself..<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Dammit! I fucking hate it when I do that!

[Lomotil]

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For Christ's Sake... Kill someone!

That's all my drunken ass has to say right now.

[Lomotil]

Dammter Hund! Dammter Hund! Dammter hund!

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[cleanergeezer]

images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif Nice home page, does your dad know you`re on here??????

[Lomotil]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by cleanergeezer:
images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif Nice home page, does your dad know you`re on here??????<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thanks... I appreciate it... As for my dad, yeah, I keep his eyeballs in a jar on my desk... so he does know. images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[Anti-Thesis]

Anti-Thesis?

[Lomotil]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Anti-Thesis:
Anti-Thesis?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I suppose so... Although, I'd have to give you first billing on that title...