Get rich quick

[chester grape]

Here's (http://smh.com.au/news/world/taliban-offer-gold-reward-for-cartoonist/2006/02/09/1139379595254.html) all you need to do.

[diogenes]

I wonder where the Taliban would get 105 kilograms of gold from. Must have keystered it when they were fleeing from Kabul.

[TheGrimJesus]

How much are they paying for anyone that does a cartoon?

[TheGrimJesus]

ahh its only 127 grand thats not much.

[diogenes]

It is if you live in Afghanistan.

[TheGrimJesus]

It is if you live in Afghanistan.

100kg of gold=around 220lbs. Gold is trading at 558 dollars a pound. do the math.

[diogenes]

$558 ~ 2x average annual income in afghanistan. Do the math, you fucking redneck.

[XerxesX]

Gold just dropped 5% Another great victory for democracy if ther ever was one :twisted:

[TheGrimJesus]

$558 ~ 2x average annual income in afghanistan. Do the math, you fucking redneck.

who cares about what Afghan makes? does it matter to the context of this post no.

You just want to make everything a social issue you hairy asses hippy.

[XerxesX]

Were are the holocaust-cartoons :?:
What currency should be payed to those who kill holocaust-cartoonists :?:

[diogenes]

Turkish Lira and pine-sol.

[XerxesX]

What kind of cartoon could insult the most people :?:

Human-cartoons :?: Handicapped kids cartoons :?:

[TheGrimJesus]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v103/TheJesusJuice/ho1.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v103/TheJesusJuice/cooking.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v103/TheJesusJuice/ej.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v103/TheJesusJuice/micro.jpg
This one always gets the most groins

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v103/TheJesusJuice/west.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v103/TheJesusJuice/Suicide.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v103/TheJesusJuice/2doola.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v103/TheJesusJuice/Jew.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v103/TheJesusJuice/Iraqhooker.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v103/TheJesusJuice/jesus1.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v103/TheJesusJuice/jesus_our_savior_black.jpg

just a few I have made over the year.

[diogenes]

Funny grim, you fucking hick. The Taliban is an insurgent movement in afghanistan, not the United States. That's why it would matter. You stupid fuck.

[TheGrimJesus]

Funny grim, you fucking hick. The Taliban is an insurgent movement in afghanistan, not the United States. That's why it would matter. You stupid fuck.

Yeah not a Hick there buddy, Also The Taliban was a goverment we over threw after 9/11.

But I guess you bought into the media's Bullshit on that one. Sure Al-Qaeda was there in the caves. We just wrapped the Taliban up with them when they did not want us coming into there country.

Which most of you overlooked because you where 2 worked up over those stupid towers falling. But them offering 100kg of gold for some dutch guys ass does not have anything to do with the price of tea in China you just want it too.

So go fly a kite you prick.

[diogenes]

Grim said...

Yeah not a Hick there buddy, Also The Taliban was a goverment we over threw after 9/11.

Yeah, you are a hick. Since the Taliban was overthrown they've been running an insurgent movement in Afghanistan. They've been paying for it using money skimmed off the top of opium sales in the Tribal regions.

Grim also said...

But them offering 100kg of gold for some dutch guys ass does not have anything to do with the price of tea in China you just want it too.

Then why are you involved in this post. This post is about the Taliban offering 100kg of gold for the life of a dutch journalist. Tell you what, let's make a deal. I'll go fly a kite, you learn to read you fucking mush mouth.

[chester grape]

[100kg of gold=around 220lbs. Gold is trading at 558 dollars a pound. do the math.

Gold is trading at about $550 an ounce.

Do the math again, fuckstick.

[diogenes]

Honestly Chester, his IQ is lower than his shoe size. I bet if you divided the number of teeth grim has by the number of shoes he's wearing you'd get 1.

[chester grape]

Honestly Chester, his IQ is lower than his shoe size. I bet if you divided the number of teeth grim has by the number of shoes he's wearing you'd get 1.

Grim's wearing half a shoe?

[chester grape]

[100kg of gold=around 220lbs. Gold is trading at 558 dollars a pound. do the math.

Gold is trading at about $550 an ounce.

Do the math again, fuckstick.

Here, Grimy, I'll do it for you:

1 kg = 35.2739619oz

So, 1kg gold = (approx)$550 x 35.2739619
= (approx)$19,400

So, 100kg gold (c'mon, even you can do this bit)
= (approx)$1,940,000

Let's round it up to a cool $2mil, and that's the cost of your ticket to Afghanistan covered right there.

[diogenes]

careful, doing math correctly could make his head explode.

[Ferine]

You mean ass bullies quit ganging up on Grim. :x

[TheGrimJesus]

Chester you are correct when I scanned this site, I misread the price point.

http://goldinfo.net/gold1.html

But you can see where I made my mistake and it was an honest one.

As far as the other fuck stick goes, Don't you have something better to do like tin foil your basement?

[diogenes]

no, I'm at work, and smurf isn't around to make fun of, so you're the next best thing.

[TheGrimJesus]

no, I'm at work, and smurf isn't around to make fun of, so you're the next best thing.

Yeah well you are no where near me, I behave in cold sober as a favor to Fugly. So consider yourself lucky.

[diogenes]

Right. You're the wittiest guy I know. Because I've never gone in and read any of the Freedom of Speech/Mayhem forums. Don't dare venture into that territory.

[TheGrimJesus]

Right. You're the wittiest guy I know. Because I've never gone in and read any of the Freedom of Speech/Mayhem forums. Don't dare venture into that territory.

and where in the grand scheme of things do you think you matter to me?

[diogenes]

I don't, nor do you to me. That's why this is all in good fun. I bet in person your probably a fun guy to drink with. In fugly, your one of the guys I fuck with because your easy to bait. It's nothing personal, and if you feel that way then you're getting the wrong impression. And you're in the wrong forums.

[smurfslappa]

I think we're forgetting some poor asshole has a 2 million dollar bounty on his head. That's the funniest shit I've read all day. I think if he stays in the his country, he'll be allwhite. Kind of sucks that he got his muslim-pass revoked, though.

[Joeslogic]

Hey we have all sorts of irreverent media outlets that make a living off of offending uptight religious groups and shock entertainment. So lets let South Park make fun of Muhammad. Howard stern can come in on this also do some fake Muhammad Muslim prayer parody skit. Hell yeah! It would be great for the ratings. And they have already shown that they do not mind being controversial. Mad as well as Cracked magazine could run with it. Why not? What’s the difference? Rolling Stone made fun of the crucifixion. Have a Muslim parody front page issue with some half naked sexy posed chick with her face otherwise covered kneeling in front of some dude that would look like the proverbial Muhammad. Am I a marketing Genius or what?

[XerxesX]

Its either our values, or their values :evil:

[diogenes]

Somebody has to be the butt of all these jokes. I really don't think anyone has the right to demand that their beliefs be held above the realm of satire. Honestly, how do you become so arrogant that you believe your values and morals are beyond the reproach of a cartoon? It requires incredible arrogance. At the same time, Pat Robertson was calling for the assasination of a certain south american leader because he was a leftist and highly critical of U.S. policy. We need more Pat Robertson posts. I'm going to have to get right on that.

[smurfslappa]

Or it requires that you be under the heel of the white man for so long, and now you're just not gonna take it dammit! Also, the cartoons show that we don't really understand why all these guys are sacrificing their own lives to blow our shit up. It shows incredible arrogance and stupidity on our part.

I can totally see why they're rioting. Maybe we just need to stop trying to piss them off, and maybe they'll stop being pissed?

[diogenes]

The west would be much better off if it would just mind it's own business and stay out of that entire region. And by that I mean refusing to dump anymore money into the region by buying oil. Let them build there own economies. The way the middle east is currently, their value system would collapse under the weight of it's own dogma, at least theoretically. And if I remember correctly the Muslim world was just as imperialistic as the west was. The only reason they are so mad now is because the shoe is on the other foot.

[Joeslogic]

Smurf said:

Or it requires that you be under the heel of the white man for so long, and now you're just not gonna take it dammit! Also, the cartoons show that we don't really understand why all these guys are sacrificing their own lives to blow our shit up. It shows incredible arrogance and stupidity on our part.

I can totally see why they're rioting. Maybe we just need to stop trying to piss them off, and maybe they'll stop being pissed?


Joe says:
Smurf you candy ass piss ant piece of shit dumb ass stupid fuck. I would not mind the idea of tiptoeing around trying not to piss someone off if that was your regular style. But if your regular style is offensive to people who are nice to you but kiss peoples ass who threaten you, then you need to be bitch slapped on a daily basis like the submissive little cunt that you are.

[XerxesX]

Dio !
Giving the middleeast a helping hand is not the ONLY reason to buy their oil.

[diogenes]

Yeah it is. Fuck them. If they don't like us then they don't need our money. I'm cool with that. Let them support there own fucking economy. I just heard a news report, I'll find a link for it, but the Palestinian Attorney General just handed out 700 million in embezzlement and fraud indictements against former government members. Fuck them.

[XerxesX]

And fuck us, if we dont buy their oil. How the hell are GM and croonies going to sell BIGGER cars ?

[diogenes]

You think I give a shit about GM and their bigger cars. The average person is an idiot, it's the same anywhere in the world.

[Joeslogic]

I feel like I'm giving them the ammo here :? but the one fact, the one point that could be made against the war that would be the hardest to argue against. Would quite simply be.... I'm probably going to regret this.

The money we spent on the war could have likely been used in research and effectively come up with the right formula for an alternative fuel source.

This would have eliminated the need for Middle Eastern and South American oil.

Long term a much better investment for the money.

[diogenes]

There are about 5,000 better uses for the money. That's just one of the reasons the war never should have happened. Read Federalist Paper number 4, that's a good starting point.

[smurfslappa]

Smurf you candy ass piss ant piece of shit dumb ass stupid fuck. I would not mind the idea of tiptoeing around trying not to piss someone off if that was your regular style. But if your regular style is offensive to people who are nice to you but kiss peoples ass who threaten you, then you need to be bitch slapped on a daily basis like the submissive little cunt that you are.

HAHAHA Joe the idea of you being tough cracks me up because I know you're a fucking idiot and you don't know what the hell you're talking about. Why the hell do all these people hate us Joe you dumb fuck? Because in their damn eyes we drive big, stupid SUVs because we're America fuck yeah, even though the world's in the middle of an oil crisis. We eat so much damn food while the rest of the world is starving. We bomb the shit out of countries that don't go along with our policies, consume the most, pollute the most, oppress the most, have the most crime, and have the worst attitude about it all. Instead of being cool and apologizing for all our bullshit we mock the world like "Fuck Yeah!"

And here we are, on the brink of financial collapse, and your bitch ass still wants to keep this fucking attitude. We got to be cool, or else we're all going to have a bad time. It's called diplomacy, and not that phony ass kind. We need that oil, dude.

[Joeslogic]

Aw screw that Dio it was a righteous thing to do. Any gains the scumbag terrorists have made have been because of out own people fighting against ourselves. Iraq has a lot that is better off. And that is due to our good hearted nature. We could have just removed him and his cronies and left the rest to fend for themselves. That Shitbag in charge over there had vowed to strike us and would by any means possible. And he was making the means possible and thumbing his nose at use and the U.N. this point is so easily forgotten in the mind control minutia out there to distract.

But long term the best defense is eliminating the need in the first place for Oil. Why we are not exploring and drilling for oil in Alaska is beyond me. Hydrogen power I believe will never really happen. Alcohol maybe that’s the best alternative to concentrate on. I'm no genius physics with a degree in thermodynamics would be nice if one of us were. Could add to the enlightenment of the discussion.

[diogenes]

I don't think the issue is supply, that's why I'm not in favor of Alaskan oil drilling. The current corporate structure in the United States is not what Adam Smith had in mind when he wrote "The Wealth of Nations." Marx took it a step further when he spoke of efficiency driving social progress. Innovation is the solution to this problem, and the big corporations are not doing that. We need to switch from steel manufacturing to carbon fiber plastics. It would cost a huge amount to do, but would pay itself off in a few years in increased efficiency and longterm material costs.

[Joeslogic]

Steel = recycle , Carbon fiber = waste dump ?

[diogenes]

nah, it's a combination of carbon fiber and plastics. Instead of using carbon fiber alone or plastics alone you use both, embedding the carbon fiber into a plastic mold in a mesh pattern, which dramatically increases the impact strength of the steel. Carbon Fiber as far as I know is not a re-usable resource, but there is reason it couldn't be in the future, and plastic is easy to recycle. I'll find some links for you if I can. The ultimate material for manufacturing vehicles using current technology would be using carbon nano-tubes layed into a ceramic composite, but that would be prohibitively expensive for the time being.