did you ride the short bus when you were younger

[gonzojournilist]

you know the little yellow bus with the kids wearing hockey helmets snacking on paintchips drueling amoung one another.

FUCKING RETARDS ARE GREAT!

[Shrapnel]

Yes I must agree retards are the fucken greatest. http://www.fugly.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Skully]

You two morons should be the co-presidents of the World Retard Federation! No one understands the plight of the retarded like you two nose-picking dipshits.

[Harlan]

I rode that bus to school. Mine had a crane for my friends wheelchairs. It smelled like dirty socks in there all the time.

[rumpypumpy]

Didn't ride a bus to school but I saw some kids licking windows out of a yellow bus this morning!

http://www.fugly.com/ubb/tongue.gif http://www.fugly.com/ubb/tongue.gif http://www.fugly.com/ubb/tongue.gif http://www.fugly.com/ubb/tongue.gif http://www.fugly.com/ubb/tongue.gif

[Slappy Joe]

Did I ride the small bus? Hell, I was born on the damn thing!! In fact, MY parents created Me in the back of the small bus while they were on their way to school one day!!!

[Shrapnel]

Slappy Joe-thats funny.

Skully-Does it scare you I know and appreciate so much about your people?

[Skully]

Look, just because I'm fucking your sister doesn't mean that I'm part of "your people". I'm not looking to marry you idiots. I just bang you retards 'cause I like the way you all squeal like pigs stuck in the mud. At least that's how your sister sounds.

[Shrapnel]

HEHE I don't have a sister.But OI'll just use you instead you can be my English Whore.

[Shrapnel]

BTW the O in I'll was a mistake,just like my little mistake in your moms mouth. http://www.fugly.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Skully]

"BTW,HEHE I don't have a sister.But OI'll just use you instead you can be my English Whore."

What, you would bang your own sister? That explains a lot about your people, you shit head. You guys are a waste of good protein; you should be ground up into Puppy Chow.

"BTW the O in I'll was a mistake,just like my little mistake in your moms mouth."

Very clever rat boy, if a little contrived.
But you actually made two further mistakes: first, "moms" is missing the possessive apostrophe, and second, that wasn't my mother chugging your load, bitch - that was your dad.

It was an honest mistake, I understand, what with his penchant for cross-dressing and all. But if you make that mistake again, I'll send your gorilla of a mother back to you so you'll have to blow loads into both of their toothless, stinking mouths.

[Shrapnel]

You didn't even quote me right you homo.Use cut and paste,or I'll fuckin kill ya http://www.fugly.com/ubb/smile.gif

[pimp mofo]

hey you two, stop being such fags.

[Skully]

"hey you two, stop being such fags."

Thanks, dad. But this little dipshit's too much! Right, back to work...

Okay, numbnuts, I misquoted you; I accidentally included "BTW" in the first line. But don't be mistaken - I definitely use the cut and paste. It's just that your two quotes somehow got mixed up in the process. You think I could re-type all of your misspelled words with accuracy? I'd have an easier time pulling your dad's dick out of your mouth, you cum chugging bitch!

BTW, lighten up on the death threats. I'm pretty sure Harlan wouldn't want to deal with the legal repercussions of your big fucking mouth. So either shut it up or stick that dick back in.

[Shrapnel]

I'm gonna find your house and fuckin murder you.Poor skully the ol cut and paste is hard to use.

[Skully]

Bring it on, bitch!

[Shrapnel]

YOUR GONNA HAVE TO GIVE ME A HAND,GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS THERE FELLA.

[Nightrain]

hehehehe
dude, retards gets to play all the time
that's fucking great

[iamretarded]

will someone be my friend?

[Ruckus]

Can someone tell me how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Also if you get to the center of a tootsie pop what do you as a tard do:
Spit
Swallow
Gargle

[Ruckus]

What's a friend?

[djuniverse]

Attention Anus People!

I agree with the educated person in this forum. Don't make threats until you at least have a chance to sound them out first. That might help improve your pathetic spelling, and thus increase the overall effectiveness of your threat.

It's not so bad being intelligent. After all, it makes you better equipped to handle bad jokes like yours.

[Heavy D]

Sheesh! All these piss poor insults flying around really gets annoying doesn't it?
Try something of a higher caliber for once. Slurs on ethnicity, sexual orientation and the like are just stupid and over done. Put a litle thought into it for once.

And Shrapnel, quit making those petty threats and try working for a living. At least skully has the respect not to come down to your place of business and knock the dick out of your mouth.

[Shrapnel]

Skully you haven't been around in a while,so we're heavy D now are we.Why don't you tell another crude oil joke,they're the highest caliber I can think of.Ya father fucker,maybe this doesn't offend you cause it's absolutley true.

[Shrapnel]

P.S,I'm gonna fucken kill you too Heavy D if you aren't Skully.

[schlongy]

I usually have to shit 4 to 5 times a day and ive seen it all.... the best is jalepeno shit, nice texture and pleasant fragrance. a must try!!!!!!! bet it tastes better the second time around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Skully]

test1

[Shrapnel]

no cause if you aren't the same person I'll kill both of you.If he is you than I'll kill two dicks with one stone.

[Skully]

Where to begin with this idiot? Let's go post-by-post.

"I'm gonna find your house and fuckin murder you."

"YOUR GONNA HAVE TO GIVE ME A HAND,GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS THERE FELLA."

First of all, fuck you. It's a general principle of mine to never do anything that might please an enemy, if only for that reason alone. You made the claim that you were going to find my house and kill me. Well, fine, go for it. But if you can't do it, don't ask me for some assistance. Jesus, you're a fucking idiot - as though I'd give you a hand with anything! If you can't follow through with your tough-guy claims, then shut the fuck up!

"Why don't you tell another crude oil joke, they're the highest calibre I can think of."

Idiot, you just insulted yourself. You're trying to tell me that if I tried to insult you with anything more sophisticated than a "crude oil (oil???) joke", that it would confound that furry turd you call a brain?
It takes courage to admit one's errors, but only a moron such as yourself would defiantly proclaim his congenital stupidity.

"I'm gonna fucken kill you too Heavy D if you aren't Skully."

Right, so I guess if Heavy D isn't Skully, then (presumably) you won't kill him - otherwise why qualify the death threat with the "if you aren't Skully" line? And if you're not going to kill him, and if he's me, then I guess you won't kill me either. Lucky me. I've been spared the wrath of the King of Stupidity. Anyway, you’re boring the shit out of me. I’m going to get some lunch. See ya, ya cocksucking moron.

[Skully]

Yada yada yada - okay, the line's supposed to read "if Heavy D is Skully" and not "if Heavy D isn't Skully" Sorry for any confusion.

And I guess that I should make it explicit that Shrapnel, that idiot, believes that Heavy D is me. Whatever. If that means that I (and Heavy D) won't have to be bothered with your incompetent little assassination attempts, then so much the better. So there you have it: I’m Heavy D and vice versa. And for anyone out there clever enough to know how to feed themselves (i.e., anyone smarter than Shrapnel), I’m sure you’ll draw your own conclusions as to who is actually who.

[Mormon]

Both of you two are retards.

[Heavy D]

Oh dear. I leave for a few days and everything goes to hell.
Shrapnel, you're an obtuse moron. Why don't you get a life, get a job and move your ass out of your parent's house.
Ofcourse, you might actually be some idiotic kid in middleschool trying to be intimidating online where nobody really knows how much of a fuck up you really are.

And while we're on the subject of two dicks at once, wasn't the last time you felt that sensation the other night when you had a bad dream and went to sleep with your parents?

[Shrapnel]

Yes,Skully your absolutely right.I don't talk to socks.So reply as Skully from now on OK.

[Nightrain]

nice
wut a ****ed up world full of retarded masturbators

[Heavy D]

Listen Dipshit, I'm not skully. Get that though your damn skill already. Hell, have your daddy pound the info right up your ass if that's the way you like it.

[Shrapnel]

Word,Skully you should be ashamed you spelled Skull wrong.Hypocrit.Your like one of those guys that can curl up like a pretzel and suck their own dick,and if for some strange reason you actually were 2 differnet people Heavy your as big a fag as Skully so your perfect friends,you've certainly sucked him off enough in your own posts.

[Heather]

This is all terribly amusing.
I used to work with the handicapped freaks in jr high and highschool....not pleasant.
A lot of them shit their pants and masturbated in public....picked their noses and ate it...ect. Funny stuff, those retards.
Thank god I was given extra credit (and the right number of chromosomes...hehe)...or else I would've been nowhere near a bunch of smelly retards...The lil yellow bus probably smells of shit and retard ejaculate.Eeewww.
Enough said.

[Mormon]

Yeah Heather, don't be all high and mighty... I bet YOU have eaten your share of retard ejaculate...

[Heather]

Mormon, you are a sweetheart, you know that?
I feel the love in this room.
But seriously, i've never slept with a retard.I've slept with a few big, dumb jocks,though....hmmm.
Nope. Sorry. Wrong....jocks don't count as retards.Considering that i have never said anything to you that would warrant this type of rudeness, i hope you'll get over yourself and be civil. Your level of personal maturity is very low right now. You are a bad mormon.
Perhaps you dislike me because i am catholic?
Or because i'm irish?Get over it,jerk-off!!!

[Mormon]

get over WHAT? I think YOU and EVERYONE ELSE should get over their PREJUDICES, so then we could make fun of everyone! HOORAY!

[Skully]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Shrapnel:
Word,Skully you should be ashamed you spelled Skull wrong..<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You ignorant ass monkey! I'll tear you in half and pull out your intestines and squeeze the shit out them, you cocksucking knuckle-dragging, slack-jawed Epsilon! You said Heavy spelled "Skull" wrong, but HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU SPELL "SKULL" RIGHT?! My name is SKULLY, asshole, with a "Y"! YOU should be ashamed, you misspelling Mormon-shagging pedophile! Fuck you!



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—Lord Melchett, Blackadder II, 1985

[Shraptroll]

Read his post again,you'll see where he wrote skill instead of skull.And I don't remember trying to spell that mormon pedophile shit.Oh well your gay.

[Skully]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Shraptroll:
Read his post again,you'll see where he wrote skill instead of skull.And I don't remember trying to spell that mormon pedophile shit.Oh well your gay.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Jesus, Shrapnel, someone should give you a fucking medal or something: I've never seen so much stupidity crammed into so few words - it's almost overwhelming in its intensity.

Now, to get the record straight, you monkey-fucking, nose-picking, wally-wagon-riding retard, I never said that Heavy correctly spelled my name. I simply suggested that you, because you're the stupidest fuck to walk the face of this planet in the whole of human history, are not in any position to pontificate to anyone about the virtues of literary excellence - especially when you can't even spell the goddamn word in question. Your stupidity is surpassed only by your arrogance.

And as for the Mormon thing, I never said that you were guilty of misspelling “Mormons” or “pedophiles”. Again, your greasy little road apple of a brain apparently couldn't comprehend anything more complex than a five-word sentence. Sorry. I mean: You dumb. You misunderstand my post. I wrote this:

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quoteYOU should be ashamed, you misspelling Mormon-shagging pedophile!

Meaning: "You’re a pedophile who misspells." Here, I describe you. It is what you are.

Your mistranslation: "You misspelled ‘pedophile.’" This is an incorrect reading. Again, see my original post. See the difference, dumb ass? Now, go put yer fucking hockey helmet on, you cocksucking, cum-chugging, twat-faced moron. And don’t respond until you’ve bribed your daddy with some blowjobs to proofread your shit. Fuck you and your whole granny-felching family.

[Piecraft the Terrible]

You guys are totally fucked up LOL
And Shrapnel I shall smite thee! Stop buggering everyone around here bitch!

[Piecraft the Terrible]

You guys are totally fucked up LOL
And Shrapnel I shall smite thee! Stop buggering everyone around here bitch!

[iamretarded]

you are all retards! USA rules!

[GOMER]

this kid that went to my school got hit by the short bus as he was walking to school now that same bus has to take his retarded ass to school now.
that would suck

[gonzojournilist]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>originally posted ny nightrain
nice
wut a ****ed up world full of retarded masturbators
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

FUCKED
YOU CAN SAY IT IT'S OK
FUCKED
FUCKED
FUCKED
FUCKED

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[Psycho Bob]

FUCKED!! there i said it! makes me feel strangely warm inside or was that the bottle of domestus?

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[WILLIAM]

U 2 peeple thet fite R wicked funy - if U eraly whant to threaten them than you shud call them on the fone and hold a stic of dinomite to the fone and say something like " here thet. that is phuking dinomite, and it is koming after U!!!""" that wood be wicked cool. did my speling pis any1 offf?

[gonzojournilist]

what ar ya fram bas-tan
fauk tha sax!

YANKEES!

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[kellymama]

hey, don't be making fun of short buses. i drive one, and i have bass subs in it, and all i blast is OMC "how bizarre" on repeat. Its never failed to pick up guys, specially when i wear mc hammer pants and a muscle tee.

[Incestuous Necrophiliac]

So how did a Short Bus discussion turn into a "hooked on phonics" pissing contest? Now THAT'S pretty fucking retarded!

[Piecraft the Terrible]

still confused?

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[Dwaine Scum]

I must go make number 2 now

[Skully]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:
to the halfwits above who were arguing about misspelling.......

[b]It's spelt PAEDOPHILE !!![b]

i should know..... it's written in my psyche report!!!

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


I'm a half-wit? Fuck you! This comes straight from the fucking dictionary:

Main Entry: pe·do·phile
Pronunciation: 'pE-d&-"fIl
Function: noun
Date: 1951
: one affected with pedophilia

BTW, you misspelled "half-wit"; try it with the hyphen next time.




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[Piecraft the Terrible]

BTW Skully you're wrong Pimpdaddy is right it's spelt Paedophile (ORIGINALLY) it's been of course manipulated throughout the bloody mother fucking ages to pedophile yes that's also true, but the original latinate spelling for the word is paedophile. Which I'm sure you know originated in the first pleace from latin. Paedo and Phile...

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[Skully]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:

so fuck yourself up the arse with an ass...[']s cock, [you] mother-raper...
an-e-way.. am-i-hyphen-ating-enou-gh-for-you-now-cock-sucker??? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I didn't know the word "hyphen" was a verb - thank you for the enlightenment!

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR> in [E]nglish.. real [E]nglish[,] as spoken written and invented by the ENGLISH[, you] penis-breath.. [i]t is fucking PAEDOPHILE...
[O]r to be truly exact[,] as that is how you wanna play it[,] PÆDOPHILE..
[L]ook in the mirror[, you] bitch-bummer.. [I]t's tattooed across your forehead....
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thought I'd clean it up a little (though not completely).

Anyway, fuck you. Don't get so tight-assed about things. You can call me anal and academic all you want, but you're the one who started the bullshit by calling me a "halfwit" [sic] for my "erroneous" spelling. (Oh my, I spelled a word in accordance with the standards of established contemporary English, instead of speaking in a medieval or even ancient tongue! How foolish of me! Everyone knows that the schools today are stocked with 17th century English dictionaries!)

Anyway, the point is simply this: any doofus who insults another person for a (falsely) perceived spelling error, and who makes a genuine spelling error in the process, shouldn't be getting all huffy and puffy, especially with arguments as laughably inept as your own.

I really couldn't give a fuck about the occasional typo. But I do give a fuck about full-time hypocritical "halfwits."


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We are as genitals unto the gods. They play with us for their pleasure.
—Lord Melchett, Blackadder II, 1985

[Skully]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Piecraft the Terrible:
BTW Skully you're wrong Pimpdaddy is right it's spelt Paedophile (ORIGINALLY) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm wrong? Fuck you! I never said shit about how "pedophile" was originally spelled , precisely because I couldn't give a fuck about how anything spelled 2000 years ago.

It's 2001, not 300 b.c, so don't accuse me of making a "spelling error" simply because I use modern, universally accepted forms of English spelling. Dost thou understand, ye snivelling knave? Take thine ecclesiastical ways and cast them heonan!

[Skully]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Piecraft the Terrible:
BTW Skully you're wrong Pimpdaddy is right it's spelt Paedophile (ORIGINALLY) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm wrong? Fuck you! I never said shit about how "pedophile" was originally spelled , precisely because I couldn't give a fuck about how anything spelled 2000 years ago.

It's 2001, not 300 b.c, so don't accuse me of making a "spelling error" simply because I use modern, universally accepted forms of English spelling. Dost thou understand, ye snivelling knave? Take thine ecclesiastical ways and cast them heonan!

[Psycho Bob]

canadians....

(25 November 2000, Canada) A 66-year-old Quebec woman was hit not once, not twice, but three times by speeding cars on a Canadian highway while trying to save her Christmas trees. The woman had been driving on the highway with several conifers strapped none too securely to the roof of her vehicle, when they fell off into the traffic lanes. Although it was nighttime, and there were no lights on the road, the courageous woman risked -- and lost -- her life trying to rescue her trees from the speeding cars.



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[Piecraft the Terrible]

You ingrate mormon felching goat munger go fuck your twat face you sperm sucking spaz bitch!!! I know we're in the bloody mother fucking 21st century dipturd, doesn't mean we can't write properly , oh yeah I forgot you were in that category of the american population that are illiterate retarded fucks that will never learn to spell properly unless a monkey slaps them on their ass with a wet fish! Go back to pre-school fucktard, I merely pointed something out to you and you take it offensively like any dumbass red neck would. Well sorry if I insulted your bloody pathetic excuse for a brain but it ain't my fucking fault you suck more than a 1$ hungry hooker! Bugger off and the next time you try to start shit with me remember about how ugly your ass looks like and take it out on that you poor excuse of human excrement!

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[Skully]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Piecraft the Terrible:
I know we're in the bloody mother fucking 21st century dipturd, doesn't mean we can't write properly...I merely pointed something out to you and you take it offensively like any dumbass red neck would.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Point 1: Riiight...So if I write in accordance with the standards of modern day English, then I'm not writing properly. To write properly is to write in accordance with past standards. That's an excellent argument.

Point 2: I'm sorry, but you did not "merely point...something out" to me. Instead, you let it become personal - you called me a "halfwit." You even likened my intelligence to Shrapnel’s! Up until then, I had said nothing to you.

My subsequent response to your attack was measured (I simply said "fuck you"), but your response to my response was entirely out of proportion ("...fuck off back to whatever stinkin rotten pussy you were ejected from ... and tell your momma she ows me 40 bucks pimpin fees..." blah blah blah).

Personally, I'd rather be your friend than foe, but I find that hard to do when you're accusing me of having overreacted as "any dumbass redneck would".

Someone here's guilty of having overreacted like a "dumbass redneck", but it's not me.


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We are as genitals unto the gods. They play with us for their pleasure.
—Lord Melchett, Blackadder II, 1985

[Skully]

Jesus, I'm a fucking idiot.

Piecraft, my sincerest apologies. You did in fact only point out an argument in support of PimpDaddy. You didn't slag on me at all. I hope you can forgive me. It was all due to a simple misunderstanding: I kind of associated your defense of Pimp's argument with the manner with which he presented it. Hey, the guy was being a total asshole, and I was all charged up! That angry face adorning your posting wasn't exactly a clarion call for reconciliation either.

As for PimpDaddy, you're still an idiot. My last post is correct in that you did shit down my throat when I had only flipped you the bird. It's also correct in that your arguments are shite. Correct me if I'm wrong in this matter, and I hope I am, as I like to think that you're a reasonably intelligent person.

[Psycho Bob]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Skully:
Jesus, I'm a fucking idiot.

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

yup



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[Psycho Bob]

our thanks go out to pimpdaddy ....the tard educator

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[Piecraft the Terrible]

No prob Skully, I wasn't biting your ass in the first place like you said only stating it. But who cares now that's old news.

Bored now...

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[NoOpinion]

Fucking finally! When does he get to start executing people?

[Piecraft the Terrible]

I think they should publically execute Gore, I mean he deserves to be since he made all those poor retards reccount all those ballots!

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[Piecraft the Terrible]

BTW Skully I always use the angry face icon it's to reflect part of my fucked up personality,

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