LETS GET HARLAN LAID!!!!!

[Heather]

Oh, damn, yesssss!!!! That i would fucking love to see........i would laugh my ass off at that....but it would probably only last a few seconds....hehe, premature retard ejaculation...hehe

[Dwaine Scum]

everyone mail five bucks to fugly, and I hope they would get him a cheap crack whore... and for the love of baby jesus, PLEASE POST VIDS!!!!!!

[Heather]

I am a bad cookie. I need to quit referring to my Harlan as a re-re, he's challenged!
Bad cookie! Bad girl!
I can't wait to test out his equipment.
Even if he really ends up being dumber than a box of rocks.....I'll bet he shags like a maniac.....mmmmmmm......hehe, maniac sex!
I'm getting wet just thinking about it!
I'm gonna go masturbate like mad now.
I deserve it. I'm sooooo bad.....