To all the fathers that read this tripe

[Dwaine Scum]

Happy fathers day, you dirty motherfuckers

[Reizvolles]

I wouldn't piss in my father's mouth if his teeth were aflame. But to the rest of you fathers, a mosty happy and jolly Father's Day.

Deck the halls with boughs of holly ....

[chester grape]

Father's Day in Australia aint till September. But thanks.

[Reizvolles]

You have to think of the rest of the world, Chester. In the UK and USA it is daddy's day.

[DrBungle]

Happy fathers day, you dirty motherfuckers

Thanks!

[Robman97]

I got drunk and threw up. Happy Father's Day to me indeed. I bought myself GTA San Andreas last week for Father's day. :D

[DrBungle]

Is it just me or do all holidays seem made up. That, or subsumed by Christianity because the pagans wouldn't stop practices.

Anyhoo, go out. Spend money. Nothing is wrong. Shame on you for thinking otherwise.

[chester grape]

Is it just me or do all holidays seem made up. That, or subsumed by Christianity because the pagans wouldn't stop practices.

Anyhoo, go out. Spend money. Nothing is wrong. Shame on you for thinking otherwise.

Father's Day is a holiday in the US?

And don't be telling me Christmas is made up. Santa didn't die on the cross for nothing, you ignorant fuck.

[Dwaine Scum]

Is it just me or do all holidays seem made up. That, or subsumed by Christianity because the pagans wouldn't stop practices.

Anyhoo, go out. Spend money. Nothing is wrong. Shame on you for thinking otherwise.

Father's Day is a holiday in the US?

And don't be telling me Christmas is made up. Santa didn't die on the cross for nothing, you ignorant fuck.

Yes he did!! He died so we can color eggs, and eat chocholate molded into vaginas

[chester grape]

Is it just me or do all holidays seem made up. That, or subsumed by Christianity because the pagans wouldn't stop practices.

Anyhoo, go out. Spend money. Nothing is wrong. Shame on you for thinking otherwise.

Father's Day is a holiday in the US?

And don't be telling me Christmas is made up. Santa didn't die on the cross for nothing, you ignorant fuck.

Yes he did!! He died so we can color eggs, and eat chocholate molded into vaginas

You forgot trick-or-treating. That fat, red-suited bastard sure has plenty to answer for.

[Samanthasez]

Is it just me or do all holidays seem made up. That, or subsumed by Christianity because the pagans wouldn't stop practices.

Anyhoo, go out. Spend money. Nothing is wrong. Shame on you for thinking otherwise.

Father's Day is a holiday in the US?

And don't be telling me Christmas is made up. Santa didn't die on the cross for nothing, you ignorant fuck.

Yes he did!! He died so we can color eggs, and eat chocholate molded into vaginas

Bwahahaha!!!!!

Let's not forget CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS day! A fabulous "holiday" that teaches our children the more noble aspects of colonizing, raping and pillaging native peoples!

Like Iraq!

[smiles]

in all fairness samantha... i doubt we'll colonize iraq....

[Samanthasez]

Whatever.

If the white man could do it in the early part of the Americas and the Dutch could do it in South Africa, the British with the Irish, I think with enough time --and money-- it not only can be done, it will be done.

[smiles]

sam sam no get smileys jokey joke?

[Samanthasez]

That was an affirmative "WHOOSH!"


Happy Fathers Day, you MOTHERS, YOU!

[Ulfur Engil]

I'm a black man, so you bettah not be talkin' to me, muthafukkah!

[Samanthasez]

Is on da down low, mah man.

[Dr.Roboto]

I'm a black man, so you bettah not be talkin' to me, muthafukkah!
come to texas, i got a chain and truck we can toss back some beers and hang out

[Dubya 2.0]

Whatever.

If the white man could do it in the early part of the Americas and the Dutch could do it in South Africa, the British with the Irish, I think with enough time --and money-- it not only can be done, it will be done.

A spectacular sweeping vista of history of there Sam. I am assuming that once Iraq is 'colonised' you will be amongst the first of the 'intrepid few' staking your claim of land in this New Babylon?

Or are you talking bollocks? Again.

[Samanthasez]

Nowhere in my statement did I refer to liking what's going on in Iraq, nor do I want to be attached to what's going on there.

You misunderstood. Again.

[Dizeez]

Fathers Day falls on the same weekend as my Bike Clubs big Spring Opener. We got drunk, and did a lot of the shit that got us in this mess to begin with.

Here's to you, Dad, you sunuvabitch!

[Samanthasez]

Whatever.

If the white man could do it in the early part of the Americas and the Dutch could do it in South Africa, the British with the Irish, I think with enough time --and money-- it not only can be done, it will be done.

A spectacular sweeping vista of history of there Sam. I am assuming that once Iraq is 'colonised' you will be amongst the first of the 'intrepid few' staking your claim of land in this New Babylon?

Or are you talking bollocks? Again.

And coming back to your misguided statement(s) once more, I realize you're just a fucker. I should have kept hold of my initial gut reaction to you when I first started posting and you p'm'ed me, telling me how gorgeous you thought I was... I told you off then so I can now see why you're noticeably bitter towards me. A big fuck you and a douching enema for you. Bend over, you wanker fuck.

[Dwaine Scum]

... we have to anger the pre-pubescant turks? No wonder Micheal Jacksons Comback Tour will start in Turkey...

[Samanthasez]

Huh? Please clarify or I will "colonize" your penis.

[Dr.Roboto]

Huh? Please clarify or I will "colonize" your penis.

so your gonna give him crabs?

[Samanthasez]

Very nice, there Sloboto! Dwaine knows how much I LUB him! I just didn't "get" his post. Is that okay with you?

(God, I'm bitchy tonight...pay me no mind)

[Dwaine Scum]

Very nice, there Sloboto! Dwaine knows how much I LUB him! I just didn't "get" his post. Is that okay with you?

(God, I'm bitchy tonight...pay me no mind)

Shit I was going to start a thread like that

[Samanthasez]

*sad*

[Dr.Roboto]

Very nice, there Sloboto! Dwaine knows how much I LUB him! I just didn't "get" his post. Is that okay with you?

(God, I'm bitchy tonight...pay me no mind)

want a massage?

[Samanthasez]

Want to be told off?

[DrBungle]

foot rub then?

[chester grape]

foot rub then?

careful, Bungler. This is more or less how Dubya got into trouble.

[Dubya 2.0]

Whatever.

If the white man could do it in the early part of the Americas and the Dutch could do it in South Africa, the British with the Irish, I think with enough time --and money-- it not only can be done, it will be done.

A spectacular sweeping vista of history of there Sam. I am assuming that once Iraq is 'colonised' you will be amongst the first of the 'intrepid few' staking your claim of land in this New Babylon?

Or are you talking bollocks? Again.

And coming back to your misguided statement(s) once more, I realize you're just a fucker. I should have kept hold of my initial gut reaction to you when I first started posting and you p'm'ed me, telling me how gorgeous you thought I was... I told you off then so I can now see why you're noticeably bitter towards me. A big fuck you and a douching enema for you. Bend over, you wanker fuck.


BWAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Here follows the full transcript of Sam's alleged 'veneration'.

Me: Stunning legs. Gorgeous figure. Good looking. What's the catch?

You: Uhhh, I don't know...I'm a bitch?

There was another set of PM's when you complained abouty me insulting your Scottish 'ancestry', but we can leave that for another day.

And that's it. Once again Sammy, you're talking bollocks. Get. A. Grip.

[Dubya 2.0]

foot rub then?

careful, Bungler. This is more or less how Dubya got into trouble.

Trouble?

Trouble is having a huge bill to pay with no cash in the bank, or not having enough food in the house or being down to your last ounce of weed.

Sam's mewlings are a mere indulgence. She's so far up herself she cleans her arsehole with a toothbrush.

That is all.

[Dubya 2.0]

Nowhere in my statement did I refer to liking what's going on in Iraq, nor do I want to be attached to what's going on there.

You misunderstood. Again.

Nowhere in my response did I mention asking you if you liked what's going on Iraq or if you want to be attached to what's going on.

You misunderstood. Again.

[Dr.Roboto]

Want to be told off?

go for it, wouldnt be the first time.

[Dubya 2.0]

DO YOU MIND!!! I AM TRYING TO SUSTAIN A HISSY FIT!!!

Jeez...

[Samanthasez]

Next time can you keep the hissy fit to at least one or two threads?

And yes, thank you for clarifying what I initially said: you said something to the effect that I was gorgeous and I blew you off. Thank you ever so much for reaffirming that.

[Dr.Roboto]

DO YOU MIND!!! I AM TRYING TO SUSTAIN A HISSY FIT!!!

Jeez...

sorry dubya, please accept my apology

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[chester grape]

Next time can you keep the hissy fit to at least one or two threads?

And yes, thank you for clarifying what I initially said: you said something to the effect that I was gorgeous and I blew you off. Thank you ever so much for reaffirming that.

You blew Dubya?

[Dr.Roboto]

Next time can you keep the hissy fit to at least one or two threads?

And yes, thank you for clarifying what I initially said: you said something to the effect that I was gorgeous and I blew you off. Thank you ever so much for reaffirming that.

You blew Dubya?

lucky bastard huh

[smiles]

samantha's not a bastard!

[Samanthasez]

...And neither are you! :idea:

[Dubya 2.0]

Next time can you keep the hissy fit to at least one or two threads?

And yes, thank you for clarifying what I initially said: you said something to the effect that I was gorgeous and I blew you off. Thank you ever so much for reaffirming that.

You blew Dubya?

lucky bastard huh

Not really, she's got teeth like an New Orleans cemetery. Me tadger was shredded...

[Samanthasez]

sorry dubya, please accept my apology

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[Your Friend Whipone]

samantha's not a bastard!
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[Samanthasez]

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