FAO any BALD, MIDDLE-AGED LURKERS out there

[Nursey]

This gives new meaning to the term 'hookers' (http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&art_id=vn20050607063033640C157944). Knowing what a concerned and security-conscious husband and father Barry (Barry? BARRY!!!! ~Baaaaaarrrehhhhhhh~ Barrybarrybarrybarrybarr...) is, i wouldn't be surprised if he has Bugs, Holly and the...other... one ( still 'gestating' in the padded 'nursery' chamber awaiting release ) fitted with such a device, perhaps along with some of these (http://forgetmenotpanties.contagiousmedia.org/) just for good measure.
Testimonials (http://forgetmenotpanties.contagiousmedia.org/testimonial.html):
'David':
When my daughter hit puberty I nearly had a heart attack. She started looking like a woman (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/tp01.jpg) and suddenly she was wearing revealing clothing and staying out late with her friends.

Rather than become an over-protective parent , I decided to try forget-me-not panties™.

They work wonderfully. My wife and I bought our 'Sarah' several pairs so we can watch her around the clock, and if we see her temperature rising too high, we intervene by calling her cellphone or just picking her up wherever she is. My only comment is it would be great to have a video camera, maybe you can work that into V.2.

Thanks forget-me-not panties™, now we have true peace of mind.

[Dwaine Scum]

ugh I mean... wow..

[Your Friend Whipone]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y4/whipone/ugh2.gif



I can't tell if that is real or not.

Tell me it isn't so, and if it is, tell me it wasn't Barry who designed it.

[pimpchichi]

ugh I mean... wow..

c'mon dwaine it's not all that bad... just means you have to make sure you go second

[Your Friend Whipone]

This gives new meaning to the term 'hookers' (http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&art_id=vn20050607063033640C157944). Knowing what a concerned and security-conscious husband and father Barry (Barry? BARRY!!!! ~Baaaaaarrrehhhhhhh~ Barrybarrybarrybarrybarr...) is, i wouldn't be surprised if he has Bugs, Holly and the...other... one ( still 'gestating' in the padded 'nursery' chamber awaiting release ) fitted with such a device, perhaps along with some of these (http://forgetmenotpanties.contagiousmedia.org/) just for good measure.
Testimonials (http://forgetmenotpanties.contagiousmedia.org/testimonial.html):
'David':
When my daughter hit puberty I nearly had a heart attack. She started looking like a woman (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/tp01.jpg) and suddenly she was wearing revealing clothing and staying out late with her friends.

Rather than become an over-protective parent , I decided to try forget-me-not panties™.

They work wonderfully. My wife and I bought our 'Sarah' several pairs so we can watch her around the clock, and if we see her temperature rising too high, we intervene by calling her cellphone or just picking her up wherever she is. My only comment is it would be great to have a video camera, maybe you can work that into V.2.

Thanks forget-me-not panties™, now we have true peace of mind.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y4/whipone/wtcjerkit.gif

[Nauseous]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y4/whipone/wtcjerkit.gifhttp://www.ybet.be/forum/images/smilies/gun5.gif

[Schmed]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y4/whipone/wtcjerkit.gifhttp://www.ybet.be/forum/images/smilies/gun5.gif



Get him Nauseous!!!!!

[Nauseous]

He needs to stop with it already.

It seems that he somehow avoids a direct hit though.

Interesting... :?

[Your Friend Whipone]

Looks like someone needs a little lovin'

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y4/whipone/smileysex.gif

[Samanthasez]

Yes, emotes can be oh-so-scintillating the first time around, Gareth, but I must implore you to put the little shiny, happy retards away now.

[Samanthasez]

Uh oh. Gareth is on a sugar high and it's only Friday night.

[Robman97]

I see 9 muthafuckin lurkers right now... :x

[Nursey]

Well i saw 36 a few minutes ago...maybe he's invited the whole congregation to inspect the latest in anti-whoring straightjacket technology.

[MEDICVET]

i...i'm speechless...

:shock:

[Samanthasez]

Fantastic! Now, please remain so and we'll all be happy.

*happies*

[Your Friend Whipone]

Yes, emotes can be oh-so-scintillating the first time around, Gareth, but I must implore you to put the little shiny, happy retards away now.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y4/whipone/sadwavey.gif

[Dimples]

I must implore you to put the little shiny, happy retards away now.
does that mean i must be put away too?

[Samanthasez]

Oh, is that your new ploy? Self-deprecation in hopes no one will see through the 11 year old that lurks behind your wannabe pom-pom personality?


Yay, TEAM!

[Samanthasez]

Yes, emotes can be oh-so-scintillating the first time around, Gareth, but I must implore you to put the little shiny, happy retards away now.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y4/whipone/sadwavey.gif



http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y16/romgirl5/th_276.gif (http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y16/romgirl5/276.gif)
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y16/romgirl5/th_315.gif (http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y16/romgirl5/315.gif)

[smiles]

damn that makes me wanna play diablo

[Dimples]

Oh, is that your new ploy? Self-deprecation in hopes no one will see through the 11 year old that lurks behind your wannabe pom-pom personality?


Yay, TEAM!

new ploy? try checking out some of my old posts dickhead

[Ferine]

I must implore you to put the little shiny, happy retards away now.
does that mean i must be put away too?

She said shiny, happy retards. Not self-depreciating whores. So, you may stay.

[Robman97]

Wait, I think I love you more now. I can't decide.

[Dimples]

I must implore you to put the little shiny, happy retards away now.
does that mean i must be put away too?

She said shiny, happy retards. Not self-depreciating whores. So, you may stay.
who asked you crack whore?

[Robman97]

God damnit quit fighting and show me yur tits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ferine]

I must implore you to put the little shiny, happy retards away now.
does that mean i must be put away too?

She said shiny, happy retards. Not self-depreciating whores. So, you may stay.
who asked you crack whore?
I just thought i'd clarify it for you. I was feeling charitable for fucks sake. Whores nowadays - don't appreciate a damn thing.

[Your Friend Whipone]

God damnit quit fighting and show me yur tits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She doesn't have any. (note the close-up of face only avatar)
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y4/whipone/sadwavey.gif

[Ferine]

You are correct. I lost them in 'nam.

[Robman97]

You are correct. I lost them in 'nam.

Baby Killer

[Ferine]

You are correct. I lost them in 'nam.

Baby Killer
Ignorant sheep.

[Robman97]

Baaaaaah

[Dimples]

well im sorry fernie i had no idea calling me that was being charitable. but i guess by your measure it probably is. thanks harpy from the bottom of my heart.

[Ferine]

well im sorry fernie i had no idea calling me that was being charitable. but i guess by your measure it probably is. thanks harpy from the bottom of my heart.
You're welcome.