View Full Version : Where is the best place to rub one out?
Dwaine Scum
06-12-2005, 12:14 AM
I'd have to say, when I had a paying job, and a supervisor over me, it was work... I was getting paid, and blowing nut all over the ladies room toiletpaper... Think of me ladies next time your two ply feels wet...
Your Friend Whipone
06-12-2005, 01:34 AM
Inside a vagina.
No Whipone, that's the best place to have sex.
The best place to rub one out is in your girlfriends room while she's sleeping.
DrBungle
06-14-2005, 04:41 AM
Agreed, whacking off in Whip's g/f's room while she is aslumber is goddamn hot. NGGGGH!!!!
Ferine
06-14-2005, 05:02 AM
I've personally never rubbed one out in Whipone's gf's room, I can't say I haven't thought about it...
Schmed
06-14-2005, 10:35 AM
Ferine's sock drawer.
Dwaine Scum
06-14-2005, 10:41 AM
Ferine's sock drawer.
yeah but there arn't any dirty ones in the drawers... And All I see around well mone, sarahs, or MArtin's PC after you use it is dirty wet socks....
Schmed
06-14-2005, 12:02 PM
Ferine's sock drawer.
yeah but there arn't any dirty ones in the drawers... And All I see around well mone, sarahs, or MArtin's PC after you use it is dirty wet socks....
I'm willing to make an exception...
Dwaine Scum
06-14-2005, 12:11 PM
Ferine's sock drawer.
yeah but there arn't any dirty ones in the drawers... And All I see around well mone, sarahs, or MArtin's PC after you use it is dirty wet socks....
I'm willing to make an exception...
Yeah... Like I'm ever gonna believe "It'sMike stealing your socks Dwaine" ever again
Schmed
06-14-2005, 12:14 PM
PS Ferine feel free to send me any worn under garments.
PPS FUck you Dwaine it was Mike, and ermmm L.T.!!!!!
Dwaine Scum
06-14-2005, 12:16 PM
LT?!?!?! that would explain the smell of burning afro-sheen in the living room and kitchen... i thought That smell was you and Harlan playing with the frydaddy again
Dr.Roboto
06-14-2005, 02:09 PM
in the milk freezer at krogers in fresh milk
Ferine
06-14-2005, 02:11 PM
PS Ferine feel free to send me any worn under garments.
I would love to, but i'm selling them on ebay to pay off my student loans. As soon as i'm caught up, they're all yours.
Your Friend Whipone
06-14-2005, 04:01 PM
No Whipone, that's the best place to have sex.
The best place to rub one out is in your girlfriends room while she's sleeping.
Correction: Inside GAS's vagina.
Ouch!
Wait a sec, I gots no vagina.
Schmed
06-15-2005, 12:28 AM
PS Ferine feel free to send me any worn under garments.
I would love to, but i'm selling them on ebay to pay off my student loans. As soon as i'm caught up, they're all yours.
Well I was hopeing to send em back to you with a wad of my baby batter in them for you to wear....
Ferine
06-15-2005, 04:47 AM
PS Ferine feel free to send me any worn under garments.
I would love to, but i'm selling them on ebay to pay off my student loans. As soon as i'm caught up, they're all yours.
Well I was hopeing to send em back to you with a wad of my baby batter in them for you to wear....
Well that sounds lovely, but I don't know the resale value on baby battered under garments.
Schmed
06-15-2005, 12:25 PM
Fuck resale, this was just for fun...
Ferine
06-15-2005, 01:12 PM
Well in that case, i'll get right on it. You want the sexy ones or the laundry day ones?
Nauseous
06-15-2005, 01:15 PM
in the milk freezer at krogers in fresh milk
HEY! I buy all of my groceries at Kroger. Go somewhere else!
Schmed
06-15-2005, 04:59 PM
Well in that case, i'll get right on it. You want the sexy ones or the laundry day ones?
BOTH!!
Dr.Roboto
06-15-2005, 11:43 PM
in the milk freezer at krogers in fresh milk
HEY! I buy all of my groceries at Kroger. Go somewhere else!
im just showing you how much i love you buy injecting fresh protien into the local batch. just thinkin of you :wink:
Robman97
06-16-2005, 03:42 AM
I'd say driving down the road at 80 miles an hour.
Nauseous
06-16-2005, 03:14 PM
in the milk freezer at krogers in fresh milk
HEY! I buy all of my groceries at Kroger. Go somewhere else!
im just showing you how much i love you buy injecting fresh protien into the local batch. just thinkin of you :wink:
You're thinking of me while jacking off in the milk? I don't know if I should be flattered or concerned.
DrBungle
06-17-2005, 05:31 PM
A healthy bit of both.
Dwaine Scum
06-17-2005, 05:34 PM
I agree with bungle... a little from coulum A, and a little from Coulum B
Your Friend Whipone
06-17-2005, 07:57 PM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y4/whipone/wtcjerkit.gif
Nauseous
06-17-2005, 10:18 PM
:roll: Are you trying to eat it?
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