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Schmed
06-07-2005, 05:48 PM
Hangover...

I'm drinking and I need to be up early for work for a long long shift and want to do everything I can to feel like as little shit as possible tomorrow morning.

Any help out here??
Nauseous
06-07-2005, 06:13 PM
Quit drinking. Drink a bunch of water, take an asprin, and go to bed early.
Schmed
06-07-2005, 06:20 PM
How about one were I can keep drinking??
Nauseous
06-07-2005, 06:35 PM
Considering that I'm not much of a drinker, I can't help ya. :(
Schmed
06-07-2005, 07:58 PM
Considering that I'm not much of a drinker, I can't help ya. :(

Thats ok, your first advice was sound, I'm jsut to stupid to follow it right now.

"A woman drove me to drink and I never thanked her."


*sobs*
Your Friend Whipone
06-07-2005, 09:13 PM
The best bet is to burn off your penis with a blow torch.
Schmed
06-07-2005, 10:49 PM
ok, now what whippy?
Your Friend Whipone
06-07-2005, 10:54 PM
Oh shit!

That was the cure for herpes, sorry Schmed.
chester grape
06-08-2005, 12:23 AM
A bacon and egg roll (toasted) with ketchup is the perfect morning-after breakfast.
chester grape
06-08-2005, 12:24 AM
... especially with a Bloody Mary chaser.
Schmed
06-08-2005, 12:42 AM
I could make myself one at work tomorrow omring, but i dont think that would go ver well. QUICK i got about 30 minutes from rihgt now till i pass oout. Whats the best idea im gonna guzzle water i took some multis and im gonna eat. ANyhting else? Any ideas, im already sucing down a few raw eggs and DR Ulfur turned me onto some theorys...ANYONE!!!!
Schmed
06-08-2005, 12:43 AM
I'm drunk but consider most of that last post a quiestion....
Samanthasez
06-08-2005, 12:50 AM
Just call in sick-- it's not as if you'd be fibbing; then it won't matter how many trips to the Porcelein God you make: You'll be able to worship in private.


That will be $150.00 for this session.
GAS
06-08-2005, 02:19 AM
Two words: Bloody Mary.


Then call in with food poisoning.
DrBungle
06-08-2005, 02:39 AM
Go to work drunk and continue to drink. You'll pass out eventually.
Dwaine Scum
06-08-2005, 02:47 AM
pour hotsauce all into your eyes and asshole... No wait, thats just for me to laugh at... you got a job? who the fuck lets you in there office in a pair of fucking streched out spiderman underpants?
DrBungle
06-08-2005, 02:48 AM
He sells pictures of himself fighting crime to the Daily News, DUH.
Dwaine Scum
06-08-2005, 02:50 AM
that would explain all the free newspapers we get here... All this time, I just thought it was Harlan stealing the neighbors paper
DrBungle
06-08-2005, 02:54 AM
You trained him to do that, and then sell the newspapers back to the people. Without shit and retard jizz is extra. . . remember?
Dwaine Scum
06-08-2005, 02:57 AM
You trained him to do that, and then sell the newspapers back to the people. Without shit and retard jizz is extra. . . remember?

Hey you teach a monkey to dance wearing a hat with an organ grinder, ill teach my retarded brother.... takes alot of beatings..
Schmed
06-08-2005, 09:06 AM
Ugghhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ferine
06-08-2005, 09:13 AM
Hangover...

I'm drinking and I need to be up early for work for a long long shift and want to do everything I can to feel like as little shit as possible tomorrow morning.

Any help out here??

Take Midol.
Don't worry, you won't grow tits, although i'm sure Dwaine would be amused.
Dwaine Scum
06-08-2005, 03:22 PM
Hangover...

I'm drinking and I need to be up early for work for a long long shift and want to do everything I can to feel like as little shit as possible tomorrow morning.

Any help out here??

Take Midol.
Don't worry, you won't grow tits, although i'm sure Dwaine would be amused.

yes you are correct, although I doubt thst make spierman underoo-brssiere's