Hi, I'm new here

[Iseefuckingdeadlosers]

And I see a bunch of fucking losers :)

Nice to meet you all - I'm sure I'll have a great time here amongst you perverts, nerds and imbeciles, where I can nurture my misanthropy. Thanks so much in advance for helping me with that. Good to be here at this wonderful forum. You are all sweeeet

:)

[Schmed]

Well you got the losers part right, now bend over and take the abuse you are ceratinly going to get for the next month while we get used to you.

*lifts legs and pees on Iseefuckingdeadlosers*

[Samanthasez]

Welcome!

You and "Nursey" will get along very nicely: she's a loser and you'll find great enjoyment in teasing her about her emotional and mental psychosis. Or so I hope.

[Iseefuckingdeadlosers]

Welcome!

You and "Nursey" will get along very nicely: she's a loser and you'll find great enjoyment in teasing her about her emotional and mental psychosis. Or so I hope.

Ah...goody goody, sounds like great fun :D So much to do, so little time....

*Kicks that dog Schmed* I'm not a fucking lamp pole!

[Nursey]

Welcome!

You and "Nursey" will get along very nicely: she's a loser and you'll find great enjoyment in teasing her about her emotional and mental psychosis. Or so I hope.

Your bitter roots are showing!



Hi! I'm Nursey. You may have already heard of me. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/agentnursey.gif

[Iseefuckingdeadlosers]

Hi! I'm Nursey. You may have already heard of me. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/agentnursey.gif

Indeed I have, Samanthasez was so kind as to introduce you to me. A most exquisite pleasure to meet you :twisted:

[Nursey]

Indeed I have, Samanthasez was so kind as to introduce you to me. A most exquisite pleasure to meet you :twisted:

En chanté...Iseefuckingdeadlosers..charmed, i am sure...*glides off mysteriously*

[Samanthasez]

Oh God....you see? she's at it, again. How very..."enigmatic'!

Nutsey, is that a picture of you with an afro?

[Your Friend Whipone]

And I see a bunch of fucking losers :)

Nice to meet you all - I'm sure I'll have a great time here amongst you perverts, nerds and imbeciles, where I can nurture my misanthropy. Thanks so much in advance for helping me with that. Good to be here at this wonderful forum. You are all sweeeet

:)

Hi!

Some people call me "The Human Toilet"

Nice to meet you!!!!!!

[Dimples]

sam dont you have anything better to do than follow nursey around and lap up her leavings like the dog you are?

hello Iseefuckingdeadlosers welcome to hell.

[Samanthasez]

Dimples dont you have anything better to do than follow nursey around and lap up her leavings like the dog you are?

[Dimples]

youre an intelligence black hole.

[Your Friend Whipone]

[Your Friend Whipone]

tee heeee teee heeet hee teeee

[Your Friend Whipone]

get it? she wrote nothing.

see?

yeah... it's funny.

oh forget it anyways.

[Samanthasez]

Forget what?

[chester grape]

I hate to get into the whole forum paranoia thing, but anyone wondered if the mysterious "i'madeadloser" and our bible-thumping friend "jesusbuiltmyhotrod" are one and the same?

Just seems coincidental that they both appeared more or less together. And if "loser" is ready to "nurture his (?) misanthropy" with us, what better place to begin than with a fake God-squadder thread?

Sorry, I'm just finding it hard to believe that anyone, even a fundamentalist Christian, is actually that stupid.

[MEDICVET]

NEVER underestimate the stupidity of a religious fundamentalist.

..but it is a bit odd, now that ya mention it.

[Iseefuckingdeadlosers]

Thanks for the warm welcome from "The Human Toilet" and "Dimples", it's interesting to meet you... I'm already feeling really comfy around here

chester, I am he - but not him... You little conspiracist *pinch chester's cheek* :), here's a cookie for you. Not because you were right, but because you were actually thinking. That calls for celebration I'm sure.

[Spooky Action]

*Grabs bucket and throws up*

What's going on in here? All this niceness is making me sick!

[Iseefuckingdeadlosers]

*Grabs bucket and throws up*

What's going on in here? All this niceness is making me sick!

I'm glad it does, I enjoy your discomfort.

[Iseefuckingdeadlosers]

sweetiepie :)

[Spooky Action]

Fuck you!

*Throws bucket of puke over Iseeawannabe*

Now piss off, you smell.

[Iseefuckingdeadlosers]

Fuck you!

*Throws bucket of puke over Iseeawannabe*

Now piss off, you smell.

Now, now, no need to be more disgusting than you already are. Good thing your mental puke - which is of course what fills up most of your lovely tortured mind - does not stick easily to me.

Anyhow, I see from your clever wannabe-insinuations that you are worried about somehow losing your hard earned spot in the loser hierarchy around here. You don't need to worry, I have no intention of competing with you (or anyone else, for that matter) - you are fine just where you are, dear Mr. Action. I guarantee you'll never lose your rank. :)

[smiles]

he's worried that fugly is making a transition from Manson to Partridge.... a justified concern.... to tell you truthfully deadlosers you're not original, the approach you have chosen to take for your introduction is one of two classic ones "HI! IM JUST AS FUCKED UP AS YOU GUYS I PINKY SWEAR" and "HI! ALL YOU GUYS ARE LOSERS THAT AMUSE ME"... so you see the creative energy you credit yourself with is just more of the same for us.... now kindly continue with your defensive posts so i may shit on your creative self-esteem

[Schmed]

he's worried that fugly is making a transition from Manson to Partridge.... a justified concern.... to tell you truthfully deadlosers you're not original, the approach you have chosen to take for your introduction is one of two classic ones "HI! IM JUST AS FUCKED UP AS YOU GUYS I PINKY SWEAR" and "HI! ALL YOU GUYS ARE LOSERS THAT AMUSE ME"... so you see the creative energy you credit yourself with is just more of the same for us.... now kindly continue with your defensive posts so i may shit on your creative self-esteem


HAHAHAHAHAHA

The nails head has been struck!

[Iseefuckingdeadlosers]

he's worried that fugly is making a transition from Manson to Partridge.... a justified concern.... to tell you truthfully deadlosers you're not original, the approach you have chosen to take for your introduction is one of two classic ones "HI! IM JUST AS FUCKED UP AS YOU GUYS I PINKY SWEAR" and "HI! ALL YOU GUYS ARE LOSERS THAT AMUSE ME"... so you see the creative energy you credit yourself with is just more of the same for us.... now kindly continue with your defensive posts so i may shit on your creative self-esteem

Heh... Fuck you too smiles :D
I hate fucking repeating myself so you won't get any "defensive" posts.

[Rottin Candy]

Hi.
Try injecting cleaning fluids instead.

[smiles]

I hate fucking repeating myself so you won't get any "defensive" posts.


:( spoilsport

[Dwaine Scum]

he's worried that fugly is making a transition from Manson to Partridge.... a justified concern.... to tell you truthfully deadlosers you're not original, the approach you have chosen to take for your introduction is one of two classic ones "HI! IM JUST AS FUCKED UP AS YOU GUYS I PINKY SWEAR" and "HI! ALL YOU GUYS ARE LOSERS THAT AMUSE ME"... so you see the creative energy you credit yourself with is just more of the same for us.... now kindly continue with your defensive posts so i may shit on your creative self-esteem

thats scary... Like Micheal jackson 7 months in a federal prison looking scary

[Spooky Action]

Fuck you!

*Throws bucket of puke over Iseeawannabe*

Now piss off, you smell.

Now, now, no need to be more disgusting than you already are. Good thing your mental puke - which is of course what fills up most of your lovely tortured mind - does not stick easily to me.

Anyhow, I see from your clever wannabe-insinuations that you are worried about somehow losing your hard earned spot in the loser hierarchy around here. You don't need to worry, I have no intention of competing with you (or anyone else, for that matter) - you are fine just where you are, dear Mr. Action. I guarantee you'll never lose your rank. :)

Is that pieces of carrot in your hair?

[MEDICVET]

he's worried that fugly is making a transition from Manson to Partridge.... a justified concern.... to tell you truthfully deadlosers you're not original, the approach you have chosen to take for your introduction is one of two classic ones "HI! IM JUST AS FUCKED UP AS YOU GUYS I PINKY SWEAR" and "HI! ALL YOU GUYS ARE LOSERS THAT AMUSE ME"... so you see the creative energy you credit yourself with is just more of the same for us.... now kindly continue with your defensive posts so i may shit on your creative self-esteem


HAHAHAHAHAHA

The nails head has been struck!

now I personally think I just originally came here out of pure curiousity and stayed for the same reason, but am curious about this, which of them would I be considered as having had (or wtf, still) used.

[Schmed]

he's worried that fugly is making a transition from Manson to Partridge.... a justified concern.... to tell you truthfully deadlosers you're not original, the approach you have chosen to take for your introduction is one of two classic ones "HI! IM JUST AS FUCKED UP AS YOU GUYS I PINKY SWEAR" and "HI! ALL YOU GUYS ARE LOSERS THAT AMUSE ME"... so you see the creative energy you credit yourself with is just more of the same for us.... now kindly continue with your defensive posts so i may shit on your creative self-esteem


HAHAHAHAHAHA

The nails head has been struck!

now I personally think I just originally came here out of pure curiousity and stayed for the same reason, but am curious about this, which of them would I be considered as having had (or wtf, still) used.

Neither, you just plain ol' suck.

[Your Friend Whipone]

sweetiepie :)

LOL.

You are right, people here try to maintain a certain rank or whatever the fuck.

Here's a clue:

We're all fucking douche-bags, especially me. oh, and Sam. oh, uh me too.

[Dwaine Scum]

he's worried that fugly is making a transition from Manson to Partridge.... a justified concern.... to tell you truthfully deadlosers you're not original, the approach you have chosen to take for your introduction is one of two classic ones "HI! IM JUST AS FUCKED UP AS YOU GUYS I PINKY SWEAR" and "HI! ALL YOU GUYS ARE LOSERS THAT AMUSE ME"... so you see the creative energy you credit yourself with is just more of the same for us.... now kindly continue with your defensive posts so i may shit on your creative self-esteem


HAHAHAHAHAHA

The nails head has been struck!

now I personally think I just originally came here out of pure curiousity and stayed for the same reason, but am curious about this, which of them would I be considered as having had (or wtf, still) used.

Kinda the same, just a liar... oh wait.. you just plain suck

[Nursey]

sweetiepie :)

LOL.

You are right, people here try to maintain a certain rank or whatever the fuck.

Here's a clue:

We're all fucking douche-bags, especially me. oh, and Sam. oh, uh me too.
Actually, i'm a sweetiepie.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/rolleyes.gif

[Dwaine Scum]

sweetiepie :)

LOL.

You are right, people here try to maintain a certain rank or whatever the fuck.

Here's a clue:

We're all fucking douche-bags, especially me. oh, and Sam. oh, uh me too.
Actually, i'm a sweetiepie.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/rolleyes.gif
and always summer fresh

[Nursey]

Awwww....well that's what i like to think. Especially when i [soft focus]part my legs to release a shimmering rainbow of butterflies into this sad and troubled world to counterract all the wretched, miserly cuntholes that release nothing but stink.[/soft focus] :|

[Your Friend Whipone]

Yeah, I guess Nursey is the closest thing we have to perfection.

But the rest of us are human waste.

So yeah, like stop being so full of ourselves and shit.

[Nauseous]

I like the smell of my farts.

[Nauseous]

*waits for witty comments about what they smell like*

[Dwaine Scum]

Awwww....well that's what i like to think. Especially when i [soft focus]part my legs to release a shimmering rainbow of butterflies into this sad and troubled world to counterract all the wretched, miserly cuntholes that release nothing but stink.[/soft focus] :|

LIstens to chiors of angels sing*

[Dwaine Scum]

*waits for witty comments about what they smell like*

bloody cum?

[Your Friend Whipone]

*waits for witty comments about what they smell like*

well, you'll get none from me

HA!

[Samanthasez]

sweetiepie :)

LOL.

You are right, people here try to maintain a certain rank or whatever the fuck.

Here's a clue:

We're all fucking douche-bags, especially me. oh, and Sam. oh, uh me too.
Actually, i'm a sweetiepie.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/rolleyes.gif


More like "sweatypie". That's OK, according to GARY you'reFABULOUS!

[smiles]

can we for just once dirrect our shit-slinging at the enemy (the new-guy) without friendly fire turd pitching

[Iseefuckingdeadlosers]

Beautiful :)

[Spooky Action]

Fuck you! :lol:

And you didn't wash properly did you? You still got bit's in your hair...
*looks closer*
Sorry, my mistake, it's just cum left from your last client.

[Rottin Candy]

Fuck you! :lol:

And you didn't wash properly did you? You still got bit's in your hair...
*looks closer*
Sorry, my mistake, it's just cum left from your last client.

That was weak.

[Dwaine Scum]

can we for just once dirrect our shit-slinging at the enemy (the new-guy) without friendly fire turd pitching

that was beautiful... I am buring screens for forums t-shirts.... I wonder if jedd would get pissed if we made forum shirts? Or better yet, I know a place that does emrordered jerseys (different sports) they are $80 to 120 eacj, min amum of 10.... would anyone else get a fugly forums jersy (wuth numbers and names on back, all xustom?)

[Nursey]

More like "sweatypie". That's OK, according to GARY you'reFABULOUS!

Shucks. Thanks GARY! I think you're pretty damn great yourself.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/smokin.gif

[Spooky Action]

Fuck you! :lol:

And you didn't wash properly did you? You still got bit's in your hair...
*looks closer*
Sorry, my mistake, it's just cum left from your last client.

That was weak.

What? Like your sphincter?

[Schmed]

can we for just once dirrect our shit-slinging at the enemy (the new-guy) without friendly fire turd pitching

that was beautiful... I am buring screens for forums t-shirts.... I wonder if jedd would get pissed if we made forum shirts? Or better yet, I know a place that does emrordered jerseys (different sports) they are $80 to 120 eacj, min amum of 10.... would anyone else get a fugly forums jersy (wuth numbers and names on back, all xustom?)

I definitly would be in on that.

[Rottin Candy]

Fuck you! :lol:

And you didn't wash properly did you? You still got bit's in your hair...
*looks closer*
Sorry, my mistake, it's just cum left from your last client.

That was weak.

What? Like your sphincter?

That was weak.

[pimpchichi]

would it come in a parcel with some pipes :roll:

[Dwaine Scum]

would it come in a parcel with some pipes :roll:

the parcel of pipes would come from me, the jersey would be the Jersey company... you and herseh choose some colors, I failed my miuterm so i am dropping out of school

[Spooky Action]

Fuck you! :lol:

And you didn't wash properly did you? You still got bit's in your hair...
*looks closer*
Sorry, my mistake, it's just cum left from your last client.

That was weak.

What? Like your sphincter?

That was weak.

That's what comes of staying sober over the weekend... My brain don't function properly unless fueled by a few class A's :?

[Rottin Candy]

That's what comes of staying sober over the weekend... My brain don't function properly unless fueled by a few class A's :?

That's a sad story, i have been more than sober this weekend as well :cry:

[chester grape]

he's worried that fugly is making a transition from Manson to Partridge.... a justified concern.... to tell you truthfully deadlosers you're not original, the approach you have chosen to take for your introduction is one of two classic ones "HI! IM JUST AS FUCKED UP AS YOU GUYS I PINKY SWEAR" and "HI! ALL YOU GUYS ARE LOSERS THAT AMUSE ME"... so you see the creative energy you credit yourself with is just more of the same for us.... now kindly continue with your defensive posts so i may shit on your creative self-esteem


HAHAHAHAHAHA

The nails head has been struck!

now I personally think I just originally came here out of pure curiousity and stayed for the same reason, but am curious about this, which of them would I be considered as having had (or wtf, still) used.

MV, you are an idiot. However, just as the court jester in medieval times had his place, you've tickled my imagination.

So here (http://fugly.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=39916&highlight=#39916), for what it's worth, is my first post. No idea what the missing image was, sorry. And it's pretty lame, too. Falls roughly into bucket 2, above. But I'd like to think I've improved since.

Other first posts*? I hear you ask.

Well there's:

Dwaine (http://fugly.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=47&highlight=#47)
Whippy (http://fugly.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=94663&highlight=#94663)
Schmed (http://fugly.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=54326&highlight=#54326)
SamSez (http://fugly.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=93791&highlight=#93791), and of course,
Nursey (http://fugly.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=1394&highlight=#1394).

Oh, and what the heck, here's (http://fugly.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=93299&highlight=#93299) yours, MedicVet. I think you'll find it confirms all suspicions that you're borderline retarded.

* I know, I know. Some of you have rejoined under new names and so these aren't you're first official post. But enough detective work from me ... fill us in yourselves!