Do you believe in God? God loves you.

[Jesus_4U]

Hello Fugly members, I have a question for you. Do you believe in God?

I believe in God and I hope that you will too. If you don't believe in God then you will burn in the fiery pits of HELL. Don't let this happen to you, just repent for your sins and ask the Lord for forgiveness. I will pray for you all and I hope to meet you in heaven.

God loves you.
Jesus_4U

[DrBungle]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Jesus_4U]

There's nothing funny about being saved... :roll:

After reading a few of these posts I hope God has mercy on your souls(you know who i'm talking about).

I have proof that evolution is flawed. Here's a video that explains it.

http://www.nwcreation.net/videos/a_question_of_origins.html

[Schmed]

Yes, please people he is trying to....never mind

HAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH


Tell Jesus he can suck this piss out of my cock. ANd tell him to rub my asshole with his finger in a gently prodding circular motion this time. That fag.

[Jesus_4U]

Yes, please people he is trying to....never mind

HAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH


Tell Jesus he can suck this piss out of my cock. ANd tell him to rub my asshole with his finger in a gently prodding circular motion this time. That fag.

You are on my list to pray for. There is no reason to be so vulgar to the one that died for your sins. Besides, Jesus doesn't like the gays.

[Samanthasez]

Hmmm.

[Schmed]

Yes, please people he is trying to....never mind

HAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH


Tell Jesus he can suck this piss out of my cock. ANd tell him to rub my asshole with his finger in a gently prodding circular motion this time. That fag.

You are on my list to pray for. There is no reason to be so vulgar to the one that died for your sins. Besides, Jesus doesn't like the gays.

But I thought Jesus accepted all people?? So he is a hypocrite in addtition to a guy with a beard who likes to suck the piss out of my cock.

[Jesus_4U]

[quote="Jesus_4U"][quote="Schmed"]But I thought Jesus accepted all people?? So he is a hypocrite in addtition to a guy with a beard who likes to suck the piss out of my cock.

Schmed, let me rephrase it for you. All the homosexuals have to do is stop being gay and ask the lord to forgive them for their homosexual acts. It's not that he doesn't like them, it's that he doesn't like their sins.

[Samanthasez]

OK, PSYCHO.

It's pharisees like you that turn people away from Christianity.

Shame on you.

Hell, shame on me for responding to you....are you Mormon? Ugh.

[Schmed]

[quote="Jesus_4U"][quote="Schmed"]But I thought Jesus accepted all people?? So he is a hypocrite in addtition to a guy with a beard who likes to suck the piss out of my cock.

Schmed, let me rephrase it for you. All the homosexuals have to do is stop being gay and ask the lord to forgive them for their homosexual acts. It's not that he doesn't like them, it's that he doesn't like their sins.

WHy should they change who they are, how they were born? TO make Jesus happy?? What has Jesus done for me lately, that fucker owes me five dollars anyways. Next time you pray, let Jesus know I'm looking for his Jewish ass. And when I find it I'm gonna take 5 dollars out of it. Or shit maybe thats Dwaine, I always mix Jesus and Dwaine up.

[Jesus_4U]

OK, PSYCHO.

It's pharisees like you that turn people away from Christianity.

Shame on you.

Hell, shame on me for responding to you....are you Mormon? Ugh.

I'm no psycho, i just believe in God and try to save people. No i'm not mormon, i'm southern baptist.

WHy should they change who they are, how they were born? TO make Jesus happy?? What has Jesus done for me lately, that fucker owes me five dollars anyways. Next time you pray, let Jesus know I'm looking for his Jewish ass. And when I find it I'm gonna take 5 dollars out of it. Or shit maybe thats Dwaine, I always mix Jesus and Dwaine up.

I don't believe that people are born gay, they become gay thru pornography and the devil. Maybe the reason why you are so mean to Jesus and feel so strongly about the gays is because you are gay?? If you are then there is still time to be saved.

[Samanthasez]

I don't believe that people are born gay, they become gay thru pornography and the devil. Maybe the reason why you are so mean to Jesus and feel so strongly about the gays is because you are gay?? If you are then there is still time to be saved.

Oh Jesus.

[Schmed]

OK, PSYCHO.

It's pharisees like you that turn people away from Christianity.

Shame on you.

Hell, shame on me for responding to you....are you Mormon? Ugh.

I'm no psycho, i just believe in God and try to save people. No i'm not mormon, i'm southern baptist.

WHy should they change who they are, how they were born? TO make Jesus happy?? What has Jesus done for me lately, that fucker owes me five dollars anyways. Next time you pray, let Jesus know I'm looking for his Jewish ass. And when I find it I'm gonna take 5 dollars out of it. Or shit maybe thats Dwaine, I always mix Jesus and Dwaine up.

I don't believe that people are born gay, they become gay thru pornography and the devil. Maybe the reason why you are so mean to Jesus and feel so strongly about the gays is because you are gay?? If you are then there is still time to be saved.

Regardless if you dont beleive that, its a fact. And attempting to make fun of me by calling me gay dosnt seem like something Jesus would approve of. But it was nice of you to let me make a fool and a hypocrite of you in under 5 posts.

[Schmed]

I don't believe that people are born gay, they become gay thru pornography and the devil. Maybe the reason why you are so mean to Jesus and feel so strongly about the gays is because you are gay?? If you are then there is still time to be saved.

Oh Jesus. And you young lady , were are you??

[Jesus_4U]

Regardless if you dont beleive that, its a fact. And attempting to make fun of me by calling me gay dosnt seem like something Jesus would approve of. But it was nice of you to let me make a fool and a hypocrite of you in under 5 posts.

I wasn't making fun of you, i'm just trying to help. You say that you know for a fact that people are born gay, so let me ask you this. When did you know? I'm not trying to down you, i'm just curious.

[Samanthasez]

[/quote] And you young lady , were are you??[/quote]



Why, I'm right here.

Masturbating, drinking and having impure thoughts about you.

[Schmed]

Perfect, now sign on you silly twat.

[Samanthasez]

No.

[Schmed]

Regardless if you dont beleive that, its a fact. And attempting to make fun of me by calling me gay dosnt seem like something Jesus would approve of. But it was nice of you to let me make a fool and a hypocrite of you in under 5 posts.

I wasn't making fun of you, i'm just trying to help. You say that you know for a fact that people are born gay, so let me ask you this. When did you know? I'm not trying to down you, i'm just curious.

Know what, that Jesus wasn't real? Right about the same time I figured out Santa was my parents. Do you get where I'm going with this...Santa and God..it's the same story... be good or don't get your presents. Now what were you saying, that I'm gay? Wow, flattered, wish I was, life would probably be a lot easier than dealing with women (no offense ladies, I'm sure you feel the same way) but alas I love the Puss. I could eat a puss all day.Imagine though, if I were gay, I'd have someone to watch the football game without having to answer 80 billion questions and then a good fuck right afterwards.
Why are you so homophobic Ilovejesus'scock or whatever your name is. You should really try being more accepting of people. And better yet, why are you bothering to post here?

[chester grape]

"Jesus_4U"? That's hilarious. Now come on, who are you really? Whippy? Nausey?

Made me think though ... if I came on these forums and tried to sell you my brand of soft drink, I'd get banned. But some fool can come on and sell Jesus and it's all fucking "freedom of religion".

[Schmed]

"Jesus_4U"? That's hilarious. Now come on, who are you really? Whippy? Nausey?

Made me think though ... if I came on these forums and tried to sell you my brand of soft drink, I'd get banned. But some fool can come on and sell Jesus and it's all fucking "freedom of religion".

Hahaha, so true!!

[Jesus_4U]

Know what, that Jesus wasn't real? Right about the same time I figured out Santa was my parents. Do you get where I'm going with this...Santa and God..it's the same story... be good or don't get your presents. Now what were you saying, that I'm gay? Wow, flattered, wish I was, life would probably be a lot easier than dealing with women (no offense ladies, I'm sure you feel the same way) but alas I love the Puss. I could eat a puss all day.Imagine though, if I were gay, I'd have someone to watch the football game without having to answer 80 billion questions and then a good fuck right afterwards.
Why are you so homophobic Ilovejesus'scock or whatever your name is. You should really try being more accepting of people. And better yet, why are you bothering to post here?

Jesus IS real. Let me guess, you're one of them evolutionist nimrods. Well, i have a question for you. If we came from monkeys, then why are there STILL MONKEYS??

I will leave you with this picture to show the almighty power of God.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y252/jesus_4u/god-hands-in-clouds.jpg

[Your Friend Whipone]

BARRY IS BACK!!!!!!!!

I knew you couldn't stay away.

[Samanthasez]

Know what, that Jesus wasn't real? Right about the same time I figured out Santa was my parents. Do you get where I'm going with this...Santa and God..it's the same story... be good or don't get your presents. Now what were you saying, that I'm gay? Wow, flattered, wish I was, life would probably be a lot easier than dealing with women (no offense ladies, I'm sure you feel the same way) but alas I love the Puss. I could eat a puss all day.Imagine though, if I were gay, I'd have someone to watch the football game without having to answer 80 billion questions and then a good fuck right afterwards.
Why are you so homophobic Ilovejesus'scock or whatever your name is. You should really try being more accepting of people. And better yet, why are you bothering to post here?

Jesus IS real. Let me guess, you're one of them evolutionist nimrods. Well, i have a question for you. If we came from monkeys, then why are there STILL MONKEYS??

I will leave you with this picture to show the almighty power of God.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y252/jesus_4u/god-hands-in-clouds.jpg


*looks sideways* That looks like two hands, spreading apart butt cheecks.

[Samanthasez]

*cheeks*

Uh.

[Your Friend Whipone]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y252/jesus_4u/god-hands-in-clouds.jpg

uhhhhh....

Um.

ah.

well...

http://sam.zoy.org/fun/goatse/1101040920_400.jpg

http://sam.zoy.org/fun/goatse/1073629317423.jpg

http://sam.zoy.org/fun/goatse/pluto.gif

http://sam.zoy.org/fun/goatse/Kongospins.jpg

http://sam.zoy.org/fun/goatse/myshirt.jpg

http://sam.zoy.org/fun/goatse/p8020008.jpg

Nice try.

[Dimples]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y252/jesus_4u/god-hands-in-clouds.jpg

goaste rides again!!

[Dimples]

errr goatse even

[Your Friend Whipone]

Okay kiddies, gues what this is!!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/KillMode/Lotr/lotr016.jpg

That's a darn huge picture, sorry

[Dimples]

thats sam on a good day.

[Samanthasez]

'Jesus4You' (or whoever), would you PLEASE try and work on Gimples? She's a self- confessed nympho who is secretly yearning for Nurseys touch: pray for her, please. Or do a baptismal cleansing.

[Your Friend Whipone]

yeah, girls, can we go anywhere without the two of you fighting all the time?

I swear!

Can't we just have a nice family dinner for once?

Your father would be so dissapointed in you two.

[Samanthasez]

yeah, girls, can we go anywhere without the two of you fighting all the time?

I swear!

Can't we just have a nice family dinner for once?

Your father would be so dissapointed in you two.



Pass the GODDAMNED yams, Pa!

[chester grape]

Jesus IS real. Let me guess, you're one of them evolutionist nimrods. Well, i have a question for you. If we came from monkeys, then why are there STILL MONKEYS??

lmfao. You're too good, "JesusIsMyHomeboy". I've often asked a similar question:

If I came from my parents, then why are there STILL MY PARENTS??

[MEDICVET]

Know what, that Jesus wasn't real? Right about the same time I figured out Santa was my parents. Do you get where I'm going with this...Santa and God..it's the same story... be good or don't get your presents. Now what were you saying, that I'm gay? Wow, flattered, wish I was, life would probably be a lot easier than dealing with women (no offense ladies, I'm sure you feel the same way) but alas I love the Puss. I could eat a puss all day.Imagine though, if I were gay, I'd have someone to watch the football game without having to answer 80 billion questions and then a good fuck right afterwards.
Why are you so homophobic Ilovejesus'scock or whatever your name is. You should really try being more accepting of people. And better yet, why are you bothering to post here?

Jesus IS real. Let me guess, you're one of them evolutionist nimrods. Well, i have a question for you. If we came from monkeys, then why are there STILL MONKEYS??

I will leave you with this picture to show the almighty power of God.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y252/jesus_4u/god-hands-in-clouds.jpg


*looks sideways* That looks like two hands, spreading apart butt cheecks.

God and goatse..I am now spiritually scarred for life.

[smiles]

jesus4_u.... this ..... act..... is...... stupid...... please..... felate..... a ..... car.... exhaust .... pipe

[DrBungle]

http://www.absoluteastronomy.com/encyclopedia/O/Om/Omnipotence_paradox.htm

[Iseefuckingdeadlosers]

Jesus IS real. Let me guess, you're one of them evolutionist nimrods. Well, i have a question for you. If we came from monkeys, then why are there STILL MONKEYS??

I will leave you with this picture to show the almighty power of God.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y252/jesus_4u/god-hands-in-clouds.jpg

Die fucking moron, why did you end the joke so soon?, it was going quite well. The whole asylum was riled up! The only thing that redeems you (a little, but not enough) is the fact that there are actually people around here that are so extremely "mentally challenged" that they continued to believe your sincerity even after that "revelation"

I love it :lol:

You, however, needs to disappear now. You lack timing. I loathe people... who lack timing

[Schmed]

Jesus IS real. Let me guess, you're one of them evolutionist nimrods.

What would Jesus do? Well I'm certain Jesus wouldn't call me a nimrod under any circumstances, and I know he wouldn't approve of you calling me a nimrod. So far I've gotten you to crack TWICE in under 10 posts. So I believe in monkeys, and you belive in a magical man that lives in the clouds with a bunch of other magical men with big bird wings. What one sounds more reasonable to you? Or you could just call me a gay nimrod and throw in the towel.

[Jesus_4U]

Hallelluyah! I have a heavenly bulge in my pants and my life staff is ready for salvation! I shall splurge upon you a great relief!

*fap fap fap*











Ok i'll go now.

[DrBungle]

Friggin' Whip!

[Dwaine Scum]

I believe that god believes you shoud put a loaded gun in yout mouth

[Dwaine Scum]

hey schmed, I found vids of Jesys and Muhummad snoodling in newsgroups today

[Dimples]

do you think god would have broadband or dial-up? would he use AO-Hell?

[Dwaine Scum]

do you think god would have broadband or dial-up? would he use AO-Hell?

http://www.crosswayisp.net/

[Dimples]

i wonder how many satanists use that isp?

[Dwaine Scum]

I think you should email and ask them... tell them you want to put up a boyd rice appriciation site and you want them to host it

[Nauseous]

Jesus_4U is so clever...

[HORUS]

Yes, please people he is trying to....never mind

HAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH


Tell Jesus he can suck this piss out of my cock. ANd tell him to rub my asshole with his finger in a gently prodding circular motion this time. That fag.

shit like this makes me love this place

given, im high as kite and giggly as a motherfucker, and im pretty sure jesus boy is just fucking with us, no one is really that dorky..

but still that was teh funny

lolzorz beatch :D

[DrBungle]

This picture is a living emote of how I feel.

http://img144.exs.cx/img144/2066/pwned11sq.png

[Robman97]

You feel like a 40yo pastey white child molestor??

[HORUS]

"jesus was a fucking faggot"

-John "The Teflon Don" Gotti

[Dr.Roboto]

This picture is a living emote of how I feel.

http://img144.exs.cx/img144/2066/pwned11sq.png

shouldnt that be a young boy?