WWND ?!

[Samanthasez]

What WOULD she do? If one started a thread about her, pretending to be HER (her worse fears, imagined: they haunt her because she's deathly afraid of ANYONE "one-upping" her and perhaps EXPOSING her for the sociopath that she is)

I think one would have start it out like this:

1.) pay somebody to do a really nifty little layering Effect on Photoshop, so one could be THE COOLEST chick at Fugly....get pictures of random Fugly members and crop their (teheehht!) faces to collages one has made up like a junior high art project!

2.) Not tolerate any one else's point of view and go into lengthy diatribes as to why that person (especially if she is female and attractive) is a complete and utter waste of life, while spewing on and on about how much each persons life is "meaningful".

3.) Get one's boyfriend (who actually is a boring, useless toad) to back "up" any comments one makes: Because you can't have too many fans! (especially if they're male)

4.) Get one's gay friends to post insults to whomever one feels is "challenging" the 'Territorial Pissings' and have them post really NEAT things such as: "Teeeheeet!" and "Cunt. Oh, sorry wrong thread. cunt" etc.

5.) Be as obnoxious as possible, at any given moment whilst proclaiming anyone else's posts or beliefs/thoughts as "lame, worthless" etc.

That's just a start.
We should add to this as much as possible, because this list needs to be updated periodically for breakdowns and whatnot, etc.

[Nursey]

Now just you calm down now Shammy. It's all about having fun!:o

[Samanthasez]

Now just you calm down now Shammy. It's all about having fun!:o

Oh, let's not get all RATIONAL this late in the "game", N. --that would be FAR too ....congenial....! We can't have THAT , now can we?!



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[Nursey]

Someone needs a hug! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/smanturd.gif

[Samanthasez]

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[Nauseous]

Stop breathing and play dead. She'll sniff you a few times and walk away.

If you're lucky she might sniff your crotch.

[Samanthasez]

Oh, is THAT how the game works?


Well, nauseous, you've got a point!

[Nauseous]

She also has a needle-like effect. Watch out for her prick!

[Nursey]

Stop breathing and play dead. She'll sniff you a few times and walk away.

If you're lucky she might sniff your crotch.

Stop projecting your fantasies there Pukey! And how's your strangely traumatised sounding doggy doing these days?http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/rolleyes.gif

[Nauseous]

And Pimp, I'm not referring to you! :P

[Nauseous]

Nursey, you ruined THE WHOLE EFFECT of my follow-up post!

He's dealing well with my munchausen syndrome by proxy.

[Nursey]

Nursey, you ruined THE WHOLE EFFECT of my follow-up post!

He's dealing well with my munchausen syndrome by proxy.

Jesus. In future, try pm'ing me the script in advance to avoid such inconveniences??? Pfffff! :arrow:

[Samanthasez]

Why? So you won't be made to look like the weirdo you are?

Smoke and mirrors, baby! Smoke and mirrors!

[chester grape]

So you won't be made to look like the weirdo you are?

Jesus FUCK. Even a profoundly retarded jizzmop like you ought to be able to do better than "weirdo".

Get one's gay friends to post insults to whomever one feels is "challenging" the 'Territorial Pissings' and have them post really NEAT things such as: "Teeeheeet!" and "Cunt. Oh, sorry wrong thread. cunt" etc.

How dare you.

I resent and reject the implication that Nursey and I are "friends". I think "allies" is a more accurate description.

[Nursey]

Why? So you won't be made to look like the weirdo you are?

Smoke and mirrors, baby! Smoke and mirrors!

I believe it was Nauseous' post which was ruined, not my own. And she may be weird in other ways, but messing up the continuity of a post doesn't really qualify for the title. I see you've also decided to mirror my 'mirror' analogy. Don't you think anyone notices how unoriginal you are, and how ineffective it renders everything you spout? :?

[Samanthasez]

Yes, how dare I ?

Here comes the Bitch-contingent: so....tell me, "chester": Why do you always suddenly pop up whenever Nutsey and/or her Toad are around? Can all 3 of you post the same message at the same time?

Prove it!

[chester grape]

Yes, how dare I ?

Here comes the Bitch-contingent: so....tell me, "chester": Why do you always suddenly pop up whenever Nutsey and/or her Toad are around? Can all 3 of you post the same message at the same time?

Prove it!

"Whenever" they're around might be stretching the truth a fraction, given I stopped posting altogether for about 2 years.

I think you'll find the reason why you get confused about who's who here has more to do with your lack of intellect and literacy than anything.

We are, I can guarantee, three different people. We just all happen to think you're a fucking imbecile.

[Samanthasez]

All of that really lame response aside, thank you for proving my point in this thread...do we need a review?

Hint: look at the 1st post.

I'm still not convinced you're not part of the Nutsey brigade. I.E., "personalities".

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[Dimples]

We are, I can guarantee, three different people. We just all happen to think you're a fucking imbecile.

does that mean if i think sam is an imbecile i am you three as well? :shock:

[Nursey]

I'm still not convinced you're not part of the Nutsey brigade. I.E., "personalities".

Oh dear...the paranoia is starting to get the better of her!

I resent and reject the implication that Nursey and I are "friends". I think "allies" is a more accurate description.

I prefer 'cuntrades' if you don't mind, Herr Oberstaubenmeister!

[Samanthasez]

Well, N., DARLING, without the use of IP's handy, one can only SPECULATE...I would hardly call that "paranoia" ...more like...coincidence BECAUSE it certainly APPEARS as if you are the same...posting at the same time, "Chester" is logged in only to make a comment, then disappears, only to have either you or your little bitch-boy show up right afterwards to make another.

Logical thought would say TROLL!

[Dimples]

Logical thought would say TROLL!

yeah but when have you ever been logical? :lol:

[Samanthasez]

Logical thought would say TROLL!

yeah but when have you ever been logical? :lol:

Dimples, honey, go play.

[Dimples]

what? all i said was your logic SUX and thats all you can come back with? youre slipping sam.

[Samanthasez]

what? all i said was your logic SUX and thats all you can come back with? youre slipping sam.

More like common sense, Gimples...something you're lacking, I see.

[Rottin Candy]

Damnit woman, check your PM's!!! :evil:

[Dimples]

what? all i said was your logic SUX and thats all you can come back with? youre slipping sam.

More like common sense, Gimples...something you're lacking, I see.

its common sense to have bad logic? i agree i am lacking bad logic. could probably do with some more common sense too. but see i can admit to my faults, where as you think your shit should be used as perfume. i think thats why you get attacked so badly. not that these people are "out to get you" as your paranoia would suggest. but more so that you refuse to admit you have faults and have been defeated on this forum time and time again.

to be honest and frank i get more joy out of bashing a furby than i do you. its certainly more of a challenge and more satisfying. but you just scream out to have your every post ridiculed.

wake up and smell what youre shoveling there sammy.

[chester grape]

We are, I can guarantee, three different people. We just all happen to think you're a fucking imbecile.

does that mean if i think sam is an imbecile i am you three as well? :shock:

Yeah, what the hell. The more the merrier.

[Nursey]

Well, N., DARLING, without the use of IP's handy, one can only SPECULATE...I would hardly call that "paranoia" ...more like...coincidence BECAUSE it certainly APPEARS as if you are the same...posting at the same time, "Chester" is logged in only to make a comment, then disappears, only to have either you or your little bitch-boy show up right afterwards to make another.

Logical thought would say TROLL!

Damn...now she's frantically refreshing the index page every 2 minutes to 'catch us out'. Must be getting to her pretty badly.
And it seems strange that a self-confessed TROLL! would use the term 'troll' as such a damning insult...

[Samanthasez]

LOL....you're a fucking headcase.

[Nursey]

LOL....you're a fucking headcase.
Wow. She's got me there! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/uhoh2.gif

[chester grape]

Well, N., DARLING, without the use of IP's handy, one can only SPECULATE...I would hardly call that "paranoia" ...more like...coincidence BECAUSE it certainly APPEARS as if you are the same...posting at the same time, "Chester" is logged in only to make a comment, then disappears, only to have either you or your little bitch-boy show up right afterwards to make another.

Is this true?!?!? Can it be that Nursey and I have never been logged on at the same time?!

What about now? Does now count?

[Samanthasez]

Where's "pimpO" tonight?



WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO WITH HIM?!?

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y16/romgirl5/th_pimp.bmp (http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y16/romgirl5/pimp.bmp)


OH god! I mean he was an uninteresting, pedantic, boring toady but WHY GOD WHY?

You're even more vicious than I thought!

[Nursey]

Where's "pimpO" tonight?

He'll be along later to piss in your face, once you've had time to wash all of tonight's away.

[Samanthasez]

Oh, I'm sure...with his trademark "witty" retorts and you being the good little "wifey' will be there right behind him! Oh, and Chester. And Whipone. And Dimples.

BLEH!

[chester grape]

Where's "pimpO" tonight?

It's 'this afternoon' where I live.

Hey ... doesn't that prove that Nursey and I are different people?

[Dimples]

Oh, I'm sure...with his trademark "witty" retorts and you being the good little "wifey' will be there right behind him! Oh, and Chester. And Whipone. And Dimples.

BLEH!

so according to this complete fucking genius nursey, pimpchichi, chester grape, whipone and myself are all the same person? who else does your delusions of grandeur suggest are the same person on this forum? are we all a conglomerate of anti-samanthaites out to get you and you alone?

[Dimples]

sorry i really should have put a semi-colon or coma after genius so it doesnt look like i am taking the mickey out of her. that was directed to samantha.

[Dimples]

i need sleep. her being nursey. i was not attacking nursey. was clearing that up. i dont want to attack my "other self" now do i?

[chester grape]

Yeah, I almost posted as her now "we're" all getting so sleep-deprived.

[Dimples]

jinkies chester dont blow the whole mystery now! we have sam soooo confused and paranoid. we must keep screwing with her mind longer before we admit we are all one person here at fugly with one mission - to get samantha.

[Samanthasez]

That was sooo retarded.

[chester grape]

Shall I take this one ...

[Samanthasez]

Shall I take this one ...


Chester...here! Come into the light....

[chester grape]

Fat-fingers, your posts are so fucking dense and irrelevant. Honestly, why do you bother?

[pimpchichi]

sorry shammy leather face you'll have to wait till later for my witty retorts i'm off to work

[Samanthasez]

Oooo! It's a date!


Darling, please bring your cattle prod --the one I used on you last time--and a bottle of Cristal. Wuff you!

[pimpchichi]

i think you maybe confusing me with schmed or bungle there shammy.. :? ... but as a show of friendship i'll send a bottle of cristal over to you... i still have some left from your birthday (http://fugly.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6486&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=birthday&start=30)..

[Schmed]

Sammy sign on and come play damn you!!

[Dimples]

scam doesnt wanna play no more dammit.

[unlimited-time]

Fuck..missed all the fun. :evil:

[Dimples]

shell be back no doubt. shes like a cockroach. surries into the corner and hides for a while.

[Nursey]

I hate to mention his name now that he's longggg gone and forgotten, so i won't, but does anyone know how to get a hold of http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/onthecouch.gif?

Sammy sign on and come play damn you!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/shamvestite.gif

I have a nasty suspicion his 'counselling skills' are going to be in urgent demand once the 'games' are over. :|

[Samanthasez]

shell be back no doubt. shes like a cockroach. surries into the corner and hides for a while.


Somebody thinks she's really NEAT !

And since I have no idea what "surrie" is, I'd say that pretty much renders your lame ass post: VOID.

[Nursey]

shell be back no doubt. shes like a cockroach. surries into the corner and hides for a while.


Somebody thinks she's really NEAT !

And since I have no idea what "surrie" is, I'd say that pretty much renders your lame ass post: VOID.

No, it renders your empty head VOID.

[Samanthasez]

I hate to mention his name now that he's longggg gone and forgotten, so i won't, but does anyone know how to get a hold of http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/onthecouch.gif?

Sammy sign on and come play damn you!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/shamvestite.gif

I have a nasty suspicion his 'counselling skills' are going to be in urgent demand once the 'games' are over. :|


You've already used the "Tranny" thing. Time to move on now Babe.

[Nursey]

You've already used the "Tranny" thing. Time to move on now Babe.

You've already used the "you've already used" line, repeatedly. Time to have another bout of forum hysterics and slither off covered in the blad tidings showered upon you by a variety of different pee-pees.

[Dimples]

shell be back no doubt. shes like a cockroach. surries into the corner and hides for a while.


Somebody thinks she's really NEAT !

And since I have no idea what "surrie" is, I'd say that pretty much renders your lame ass post: VOID.

it was a fucking typo dickhead. you make them all the time yourself. it was simply missing a 'C' in there. obviously you arent too bright if you cant figure that one out. now stop the "holier than thou" attitude fuckhead.

[Dimples]

a variety of different pee-pees.

lol youre learning well my young padawan :P

[Nursey]

a variety of different pee-pees.

lol youre learning well my young padawan :P

You better give Scammy her mirror back before it drives you crazy! :shock:

[Dimples]

but i dont have any mirrors

[Samanthasez]

You've already used the "Tranny" thing. Time to move on now Babe.

You've already used the "you've already used" line, repeatedly. Time to have another bout of forum hysterics and slither off covered in the blad tidings showered upon you by a variety of different pee-pees.

You've already used that, as well, hehehe!

Ladies, ladies...why all the animosity? Nursey I have no idea WHY you're so angry at me... I mean I said I WANTED to start a post regarding "WWND" but nowhere IN the actual post did I say your name...I was actually referring to a colleague, "Nancy"; she makes a HUGE ass out of herself all the time at her favorite forum and really, it's quite the spectacle...did you think I was referring to you?!? Silly Nutsey with her adorable guilty conscience!

[Nursey]

but i don't have any mirrors

Which of course means you do, considering you're using the damned thing right now.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/rolleyes.gif

[Dimples]

ummm ... sorry for using mirrors? :?

[Nursey]

[quote="Nursey"][quote="Samanthasez"]
...I was actually referring to a colleague, "Nancy"; she makes a HUGE ass out of herself all the time at her favorite forum and really, it's quite the spectacle...

Good on you, Dimples! Glad to see you gave it back to its rightful owner. 8)

[Dimples]

ooooo i gotcha now. sorry im pretty dense. i didnt know what you really meant by mirrors :oops: but now it makes sense. ok no more mirrors for me. scam wanna buy some mirrors hun?

[Samanthasez]

I'm expecting Fester along at any moment: tell him to hurry up!

[Samanthasez]

ooooo i gotcha now. sorry im pretty dense. i didnt know what you really meant by mirrors :oops: but now it makes sense. ok no more mirrors for me. scam wanna buy some mirrors hun?


I wish you two would have your lipstick-lesbian-love convention somewhere other than the Forum...It's SO late 90's.

[Dimples]

I wish you two would have your lipstick-lesbian-love convention somewhere other than the Forum...It's SO late 90's.

i wish you would dry up you silly cunt. always have to have a half-baked smartass comment for just about every post. no one cares about your opinion except the fact its annoying like the dry itch on dwaine's scrotum.

[Samanthasez]

I wish you two would have your lipstick-lesbian-love convention somewhere other than the Forum...It's SO late 90's.

i wish you would dry up you silly cunt. always have to have a half-baked smartass comment for just about every post. no one cares about your opinion except the fact its annoying like the dry itch on dwaine's scrotum.

You're getting all uppity and spoling all the fun, Gimpy: You see, I don't need to LEECH onto the coattails of another....and being the Grand Mistress of Fugly Quips yourself, why don't you come up with a few of your own?

[Nursey]

You're getting all uppity and spoling all the fun, Gimpy: You see, I don't need to LEECH onto the coattails of another....and being the Grand Mistress of Fugly Quips yourself, why don't you come up with a few of your own?

No need to be so jealous of Dimples, Shammy! If you just worked a lit...great deal on your glaring insecurities, you too would eventually be able to generate some original material of your own, just as Dimples is doing.

[Samanthasez]

Tut!

I think you two are purrrrfect for one another! What a happy little "family" you'll make...tell me, will you let Toady and Fester join the lesbian brigade?

[Nursey]

Tut!

I think you two are purrrrfect for one another! What a happy little "family" you'll make...tell me, will you let Toady and Fester join the lesbian brigade?
We're 'lesbians' because we both think you're a demented piece of shit, and any guys who think you're a worthless, scheming parasite must therefore be 'gay'. Welll, whatever helps you feel less insecure there, Scammy...

[chester grape]

Tut!

I think you two are purrrrfect for one another! What a happy little "family" you'll make...tell me, will you let Toady and Fester join the lesbian brigade?

* huffing and pufffing *

Sorry I'm late. Have I missed anything?

* quickly peruses fat-fingers' series of mindless posts *

Damn. I needn't have rushed.

[Samanthasez]

Tut!

I think you two are purrrrfect for one another! What a happy little "family" you'll make...tell me, will you let Toady and Fester join the lesbian brigade?
We're 'lesbians' because we both think you're a demented piece of shit, and any guys who think you're a worthless, scheming parasite must therefore be 'gay'. Welll, whatever helps you feel less insecure there, Scammy...

Yes, right, right: I can't help but feel "insecure" when I don't have the "posse" to back me up...lmao!




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[Samanthasez]

Tut!

I think you two are purrrrfect for one another! What a happy little "family" you'll make...tell me, will you let Toady and Fester join the lesbian brigade?

* huffing and pufffing *

Sorry I'm late. Have I missed anything?

* quickly peruses fat-fingers' series of mindless posts *

Damn. I needn't have rushed.

Oh!! WHAT A SURPRISE!

[chester grape]

Yes, right, right: I can't help but feel "insecure" when I don't have the "posse" to back me up...lmao!




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I think you're a tad confused, FF. We're not with Nursey, we're just against you.

[Nursey]

Tut!

I think you two are purrrrfect for one another! What a happy little "family" you'll make...tell me, will you let Toady and Fester join the lesbian brigade?

* huffing and pufffing *

Sorry I'm late. Have I missed anything?

* quickly peruses fat-fingers' series of mindless posts *

Damn. I needn't have rushed.

Welcome Herr Obenstaubetc!!! Glad to see Sham successfully ~lured you back~ to piss all over her stupid, gormless face!

[Samanthasez]

Yes, darling...whatever you say, lmao!

If you'll all excuse me, It's been fun: although I am REALLY disappointed Toady couldn't come along for the ride....well, Fester, HOLD THAT FORT DOWN!

I'll be attacking at dawn.

[Nursey]

Yes, darling...whatever you say, lmao!

Face it darling...you suck. Nighty night!

[chester grape]

http://www.spermgirl.com/thumbs/piss/ur-11-03.jpg

[Samanthasez]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y16/romgirl5/th_fester.bmp (http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y16/romgirl5/fester.bmp)

[MEDICVET]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? A HORSE WITH A DISEASED COCK?

anyway, aren't we all just one lovely dysfunctional (in other words, normal) family?

sorry...didn't mean to use that worst insult of all..i humbly apologize and take back the word normal...didn't mean it, really!

[Dr.Roboto]

http://www.spermgirl.com/thumbs/piss/ur-11-03.jpg

i wish i had that kind of range :(