Life story

[mia]

Let me share with you my life story. My mother was a dancer , my father a clown. They met at a fairground, where she had arranged to meet a boy that never turned up. She was sad. She watched the trapeze artists flying above her. A solitary tear fell from her eye. She heard a voice. It was Chester. He said to her " Come join the circus". She thought for a fleeting moment before replying . . ."ok". They travelled the world, ( Aberdeen ) and experienced all it had to offer, red pudding suppers black puddings, haggis, things most people only can dream of. Then one day the unthinkable happened . . . . Daddy lost his left shoe. Where it went we can only summise. The ring master said " you are no longer welcome in the ring". It broke my parents hearts. They put their names, Chester and Rosealee on the council waiting list. They became tennants of a third floor council flat in Bedford. Mummy became pregnant with meeeea, . . . . .[/i]wait a goddam minute . . . . .Chester, . . . . . .dad?

[mia]

K so that last bit was meant to be in slanty writing, I hate puters!

[Your Friend Whipone]

Just shut up please.

and die

[smiles]

cover yourself in dogshit and let the dogs have a go at you

[ucicare]

Let me share with you my life story. My mother was a dancer , my father a clown. They met at a fairground, where she had arranged to meet a boy that never turned up. She was sad. She watched the trapeze artists flying above her. A solitary tear fell from her eye. She heard a voice. It was Chester. He said to her " Come join the circus". She thought for a fleeting moment before replying . . ."ok". They travelled the world, ( Aberdeen ) and experienced all it had to offer, red pudding suppers black puddings, haggis, things most people only can dream of. Then one day the unthinkable happened . . . . Daddy lost his left shoe. Where it went we can only summise. The ring master said " you are no longer welcome in the ring". It broke my parents hearts. They put their names, Chester and Rosealee on the council waiting list. They became tennants of a third floor council flat in Bedford. Mummy became pregnant with meeeea, . . . . .[/i]wait a goddam minute . . . . .Chester, . . . . . .dad?

STOP THE BASHING!!!! THIS IS REALLY GOOD!!!

Please Mia, tell us more.....

Barry

[Nursey]

*Slashes wrists*

[Your Friend Whipone]

*Slashes wrists*

No! Not the / again!

[smiles]

*Slashes wrists*


how'd you trick her into allowing you to get close enough?

[Nursey]

It's not always easy being the Nursey (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v185/dstrictnursey/quickening.gif). Especially after witnessing the death throes of a spirit attempting to influence the random electrical splutterings of activity in Mia's disturbingly constricted brain. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/rolleyes.gif////////

[Nursey]

*Slashes wrists*


how'd you trick her into allowing you to get close enough?

I just said ' Hi mia, i love you. Give me your wrists so i can slash them.', and she did. Is that so wrong?

[MEDICVET]

ya'll really do some rocharsch (sp?) shit on my head sometimes at this site for some reason..it's like a stream of consciousness thing..

For some reason this thread reminds me of that old joke about the sadist and the masochist:

masochist:
" beat me, whip me, hurt me, pllleeeeeeeze!"

sadist:
"NO."

:D

[mia]

In my excitement I missed out the part where daddy left. . . . .will tell you all about it when I have more time.

[Dwaine Scum]

In my excitement I missed out the part where daddy left. . . . .will tell you all about it when I have more time.

you know, you really should just kill yourself

[Dubya 2.0]

Jesus fucking wept. Mia, do you have ADD?

[mia]

No, why? :?

[MEDICVET]

My excuse is that I am awake most nights cus I find I sleep better in the day when the kids are in school and get woken up with fewer nightmares that way....but it's a small town I live in and in the middle of the night, sites like this one are the best way to have some kind of communication with other sentient beings..

or at least that's what I like to tell myself we are..I could be delusional about that tho..

but what the hey, let me have my illusions if they make me happy..or not as miserable anyways..fuckit.

[mia]

Were you paying proper attention, Medic?

[mia]

Ps I will get back to you with daddys story, still trying to get my head around it :cry: As far as Dubya wanting to kick poor Mia in the cunt and Dwaine wanting to drill a hole in her head then shoot her, sorry I shouldnt talk about myself this way, is just easier if I distance myself, I am sure if they met her/ me they would love her/me. I would love to see all the fuglys get together, think you would all be very polite, and embarrassed, and not at all your fugly selves

much love xx

[Your Friend Whipone]

I would love to see all the fuglys get together, think you would all be very polite, and embarrassed, and not at all your fugly selves

much love xx

Would you be just as boring, or only more so?

[mia]

One day it might happen, dont build yourself up too much whippy

[Your Friend Whipone]

One day it might happen, dont build yourself up too much whippy

Don't tease me!

Oh, the delightful thought!

I will rub myslef down with mayonnaiises in anticipation!

MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm mayonaiisedes

[mia]

A fugly convention, where people from all over the world get together and shoot one another sounds cool

[ucicare]

....where people from all over the world get together and shoot one another.....


We call that Baghdad.

Barry

[mia]

Not funny

[ucicare]

Not funny

You still love me though, right? Please say yes. The needle on my love tank is sitting on Empty, and the yellow warning light is on.

Bugs and crew left me alone for the weekend. One daughter is on a trip to Tennessee, the other is on a man hunt, and Bugs is cooking her skin with her chick friends at the Phoenix at Orange Beach.

Come to think of it, that is not a problem!

(waves bu-bye and looks for the keys to the boat)

Barry

[smiles]

(.... yet right underneath the keys I spot the new wallmart flyer.... filled with prepubescent tots frolicking and bouncing, hitting and thrusting their minute pelvic regions, with the flip of the page i can feel the blood redirecting and my pulse quicken, the picture of a young boy in a speedo, sandy hair blue eyes, much like my daughter, lips gleefully envelop around my thumb, after a few moments I proceed to insert the insert the amylase coated flange into my rectum... mmmm what a serene feeling.... wish bugsy was here)

[mia]

yip you are a twat! Lets pray, God,

grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,

the courage to change the things I can

And the wisdom to know the difference

and lets all have a hand in the Corby case, you all hate Mia but Mia hates you too

peace out xx

[MEDICVET]

Not funny

unless you were there...or close enough for handgrenades and horsehoes..well, rpg's anyways..;)