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How many of you are seperated and have children? Many of my friends have seperated and some have children who have adapted well, mostly as the seperations were amicable. Some though are having big problems with their children. I am very concerned about the happiness of my boys as I think unless either my hub or I recieve personality transplants, we will be going our seperate ways. The house that we are going for is also a huge concern as it will drain us. As we do not have PR and our housing allowance is due to be stopped, we do need to invest in property.
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKK everything is so fucking difficult :cry: :cry: :cry:
Your Friend Whipone
04-08-2005, 12:20 AM
Life sucks when you are a slut, huh?
y know whippy I was very surprised to see that that you do in fact have the standard five fingers on each hand, no squint and teeth to boot. Was a huge shock to me and also somewhat disturbing
ucicare
04-08-2005, 12:33 AM
How many of you are seperated and have children? Many of my friends have seperated and some have children who have adapted well, mostly as the seperations were amicable. Some though are having big problems with their children. I am very concerned about the happiness of my boys as I think unless either my hub or I recieve personality transplants, we will be going our seperate ways. The house that we are going for is also a huge concern as it will drain us. As we do not have PR and our housing allowance is due to be stopped, we do need to invest in property.
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKK everything is so fucking difficult :cry: :cry: :cry:
The biggest mistake I ever made was buying a house I could not afford.
Size does matter. The strain of a huge house payment can doom a marriage.
Downsize the house and get some Marriage therapy.
Barry
smiles
04-08-2005, 12:57 AM
stop fantasizing about making out with "friends" and focus ... bitch
smiles
04-08-2005, 01:17 AM
honestly though you need to prioritize, decide what comes first and how do you affect it best... if kids come first think about what’s best for them... decide on that... take a course of action.... but don't let your decisions be clouded by some schoolgirl crush … close the fishmarket and buck the fuck up
You are referring to the post about my friend? I was in fact referring to my friend, :roll: . My boys do come first, and at the moment I am concerned that they will set our relationship as their standard. When I was a kid, I used to wish my folks would seperate as the atmosphere in our house was often very tense. My husband is a good man but we have grown apart.
DrBungle
04-09-2005, 06:27 AM
Your only chance at saving your marriage is to bring another woman home.
Its sorted already, Sammy has volunteered!
Dwaine Scum
04-09-2005, 01:16 PM
Mia, I think the overall concensus here is (and gentlemen please stop me if I am wrong) no one here cares
ucicare
04-09-2005, 02:42 PM
Mia, I think the overall concensus here is (and gentlemen please stop me if I am wrong) no one here cares
I wished that I didn't care. Part of my pathology is that I care about things over which I have zero investment and zero control.
Mia - Divorce Sucks. Tell him you are not happy, and demand some changes. Then change yourself, not him.
NOBODY can make you happy. You have to be content with yourself in whatever environment you find.
Barry
Dwaine Scum
04-09-2005, 08:30 PM
NOBODY can make you happy. You have to be content with yourself in whatever environment you find.
Barry
that is very true
pimpchichi
04-09-2005, 09:16 PM
yeah (http://www.fugly.com/forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=622)
Dr.Roboto
04-10-2005, 12:25 AM
one is the loneliest number
sucks dont it bitch?
PS: mia i love you and want you to breed a race of super mexican construction workers with me so that we can dominate the construction world
Dwaine Scum
04-10-2005, 01:52 AM
one is the loneliest number
sucks dont it bitch?
PS: mia i love you and want you to breed a race of super mexican construction workers with me so that we can dominate the construction world
cybernetic mexican constrution workers? >.<
Dr.Roboto
04-10-2005, 03:10 AM
fuck yeah, build your 4000 sq. foot house in a week.
Nursey
04-10-2005, 03:18 AM
one is the loneliest number
sucks dont it bitch?
He's my darling and i'm nobody's bitch but his.
pimpchichi
04-10-2005, 05:26 AM
welcome back nursey.. your posts always give me tingles... even moreso when you say things like that... lets fuck b'bh
Nursey
04-10-2005, 05:34 AM
Tek me enneh way you want Pimpchichiiiiiiii!
Dubya 2.0
04-11-2005, 04:50 AM
Oooh smashing...
*grabs baby oil and popcorn*
Nursey
04-11-2005, 11:25 AM
one is the loneliest number
sucks dont it bitch?
He's my darling and i'm nobody's bitch but his.
And...let that be a lesson to anyone else that i misinterpret while in a swirly, endorphin steeped state of cuntedness.
Tek me enneh way you want Pimpchichiiiiiiii!
Oooh smashing...
*grabs baby oil and popcorn*
FFS! Could you wait for us to actually ask for lube before you start randomly squirting it at us from the sidelines!? And close your mouth while you eat - the racket is drowning out the sound of Pimpo-p'chichi's balls slapping against my ass. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/rolleyes.gif
Dr.Roboto
04-11-2005, 02:01 PM
this is getting hot
chester grape
04-11-2005, 08:44 PM
this is getting hot
Enough with the commentary. On with the action!
Nursey
04-11-2005, 11:31 PM
Hmm...i should really ask Pimp's permission before posting this, but he's away to bed now. It's a pic of us... 'in puris naturalibus'...which he sent me earlier this evening. Be nice now. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/rude.jpg) :roll:
Your Friend Whipone
04-12-2005, 11:06 AM
Hmm...i should really ask Pimp's permission before posting this, but he's away to bed now. It's a pic of us... 'in puris naturalibus'...which he sent me earlier this evening. Be nice now. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/rude.jpg) :roll:
Why is he stabbing that poor woman!!!!!!!
DrBungle
04-12-2005, 01:54 PM
Well, Whippy, when a mommy loves a daddy. . .
MEDICVET
04-13-2005, 12:31 AM
single mom equals slut? let's not forget all the manwhores runnin around..
slutty is cool tho..just as long as I'm not trampy. :P
fearfactory
04-14-2005, 06:16 AM
Mia, asking advice on a fugly board?
Oh my...
I really thought they could save my marriage! Alas I shall have to ask elsewhere! :cry:
fearfactory
04-14-2005, 06:23 PM
Good luck sorting out your family life.
In fact there is nothing wrong with my marriage ( well, nothing too serious anyway ) I just like to make up wee stories, and see what reaction I get. But thanks anyway!
ucicare
04-14-2005, 10:32 PM
In fact there is nothing wrong with my marriage ( well, nothing too serious anyway ) I just like to make up wee stories, and see what reaction I get. But thanks anyway!
You are sicker than I thought. Will you marry me?
Barry
MEDICVET
04-14-2005, 10:33 PM
Hell, if I was going to make up stories about my life, it wouldn't be the fucking depressing shit I write about here sometimes..it'd be a fuckin fairytale~! I would be carrying on a torrid illicit affair with Nick Cage and Paul Michael Glaser and Pierce Brosnan and trying to figure out how to juggle them properly so none would find out about the other while scheming to add Harrison Ford to the list....if I'm gonna make up shit about my life, it's going to be GOOD shit, godamnit!
:twisted: 8)
Can I think about it Barry? After all you have broken my heart once before :cry:
ucicare
04-14-2005, 10:48 PM
Can I think about it Barry? After all you have broken my heart once before :cry:
That was when Bugs was reading my posts. Her computer is on the blink now. I have no idea what is wrong with it. 8)
Barry
Samanthasez
04-15-2005, 01:03 AM
Hell, if I was going to make up stories about my life, it wouldn't be the fucking depressing shit I write about here sometimes..it'd be a fuckin fairytale~! I would be carrying on a torrid illicit affair with Nick Cage and Paul Michael Glaser and Pierce Brosnan and trying to figure out how to juggle them properly so none would find out about the other while scheming to add Harrison Ford to the list....if I'm gonna make up shit about my life, it's going to be GOOD shit, godamnit!
:twisted: 8)
PAUL MICHAEL GLASER?!... PIERCE BROSNAN? NICK CAGE?
Holy shit.
*disgusted*
Oh ok then handsome. A fugly marriage would be lovely. K I want Medic, Nursey and Sammy for my bridesmaids. Who will you be having as your best man, honey? And who shall we get to perform the service? Isn't this exciting?! :D
MEDICVET
04-15-2005, 05:04 AM
a bridesmaid? no shit..taht is way cool..Ihave never been a bridesmaid before..I get to dress up like it's the prom again..cool...please don't make me wear yellow or saffron it makes me look jaundiced..and no watermelon or neon green or other dayglo colors..
Of course as the bride my beauty will most certainly pale in comparision to your blushing form, but try to pick a gown that will have us fade suffiently into the background but not looking totally hideous. tyvm. ;)
Oh and you can borrow something blue from me if ya want that I will cover the 'something borrowed, something blue, something old'..and all ya need is the 'something new'. ;)
Do I get to cry at the weddin too or is that only for the one giving away the bride?
gosh I just love weddings ..havent been to one in years..except my last one which doesn't really count cus it went down the toilet so fast..fuck it im ramblin ill stop.
I hope Barry will wear the kilt for me. Thankyou for offering to lend me those things, you will be the bestest bridesmaid eva!!! Oooooooo I am just so excited! :D
fearfactory
04-16-2005, 07:06 AM
In fact there is nothing wrong with my marriage ( well, nothing too serious anyway ) I just like to make up wee stories, and see what reaction I get. But thanks anyway!
You are pretty pathetic ain't ya.
fearfactory
04-16-2005, 07:07 AM
In fact there is nothing wrong with my marriage ( well, nothing too serious anyway ) I just like to make up wee stories, and see what reaction I get. But thanks anyway!
You are pretty pathetic ain't ya.
fearfactory
04-16-2005, 07:08 AM
Damn slow response.. grrr! :P
Sorry bout the double posts.
Whip me os something for it.
Not really, I am very nice actually.
Dwaine Scum
04-16-2005, 04:42 PM
Im not and I seriously wish you were dead
ucicare
04-16-2005, 05:00 PM
Oh ok then handsome. A fugly marriage would be lovely. K I want Medic, Nursey and Sammy for my bridesmaids. Who will you be having as your best man, honey? And who shall we get to perform the service? Isn't this exciting?! :D
I thought that I would ask Dwaine, Schmed and Whip to stand with me, because if they know they have to stand up they may show up sober.
I think it is only right that Jeff (Fugly's real name) perform the ceremony, since he is responsible for our meeting and falling for each other.
I will wear my mother's old wedding dress...no wait...YOU will wear my mother's old wedding dress, and I will wear a leisure suit.
Have you bought a ring yet? I hope not, since I happen to know that Coma_White can get us a set real cheap.
What about consumating the marriage? Do we just sychronize our watches and have a go? I am very new at this, so let me know the procedure.
Barry
MEDICVET
04-16-2005, 06:15 PM
I will videotape the wedding and the honeymoon..I will make sure to get the right angles and close up shots..;)
Oh Barry, I am so excited!! But just one thing sweetie, could you wear the kilt for me? You are just the right build for it, you would look sooooo handsome. Whip, Schmed and Dwaine should be in the same attire.
I have booked a day at the beauty salon, where the girls are going to work on my blank expression. And I have decided to get my nails sharpened like Dwains.
My dress is black with tangerine detail, and the bridesmaids are the reverse.
It is going to be such a beautiful day!
Oh and I thought for the meal we could have pasta??
ucicare
04-16-2005, 11:19 PM
Oh Barry, I am so excited!! But just one thing sweetie, could you wear the kilt for me? You are just the right build for it, you would look sooooo handsome. Whip, Schmed and Dwaine should be in the same attire.
I have booked a day at the beauty salon, where the girls are going to work on my blank expression. And I have decided to get my nails sharpened like Dwains.
My dress is black with tangerine detail, and the bridesmaids are the reverse.
It is going to be such a beautiful day!
Oh and I thought for the meal we could have pasta??
Ok, a kilt it is. We will need a size medium for Schmed, a large tall for Whip, a 3x tall for me, and Dwaine will need a Jumbo petite.
Oh, and can you wait until after the honeymoon to sharpen the nails? I have a sensitive back.
Barry
Ok, I only have 3 finger nails anyway. Will get onto ordering the kilts, jumbo petite may be a prob, but my kilt making elves should manage something. I am not paying for them though
ucicare
04-16-2005, 11:34 PM
Ok, I only have 3 finger nails anyway. Will get onto ordering the kilts, jumbo petite may be a prob, but my kilt making elves should manage something. I am not paying for them though
PM me the password to your paypal account, and I will load it up.
You would trust your future internet husband with that, wouldn't you snookums?
Barry
I trust you more than I trust my care giver Barry, and thats a lot.
Do ya wanna cyber sex me up??
Your Friend Whipone
04-17-2005, 12:28 AM
*walks in to... whatever the hell is going on here*
Uh, guys? Let's' get our clothes on and all get on the bus back the the airport, I think we've had enough fun here in Vegas.
Go away whip, this is private :x
Dwaine Scum
04-17-2005, 12:35 AM
what calibre weapon can you pack in a kilt?
Dwaine Scum
04-17-2005, 12:36 AM
there had better be an open bar at this sworee or I swear the wrath of god will rain fire apon all of you
ucicare
04-17-2005, 01:09 AM
Do ya wanna cyber sex me up??
I can't type one handed, so I guess that is out.
Hey, wait a minute! We're not married yet! I will not be talked into a cheap premarital trist just to satisfy your hot blooded appetite for action.
Wait 'til the honeymoon like a civilized woman.
Barry
was just testing you babe, I knew you would pass xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Dwaine there will be a full body search of all guests, no weapons are to be concealed in the sporans, DO YOU UNDERSTAND???????? This is to be a peaceful affair.
However the bar will overflowing so you can fill yer beets min :D
ucicare
04-17-2005, 02:09 AM
Dwaine there will be a full body search of all guests, no weapons are to be concealed in the sporans, DO YOU UNDERSTAND???????? This is to be a peaceful affair.
However the bar will overflowing so you can fill yer beets min :D
Dwaine - Drunk - Death - Destruction - Delusional - Dwaine - Drunk - Detox - Die - Doom - Deflowered - Destroyed - Dwiane - Drunk
All the above start with the letter "D." Coincidence? I think not.
But if you don't open the bar, it may be worse. Dwaine - Dry - Die. Wow, that even rhymes.
Barry
ucicare
04-17-2005, 02:11 AM
Sorry, should have been
Dwaine - Dry - We All Die.
That rhymes.
Barry
Should you not be in bed now handsome? Is all the excitment about our big day keeping you from slumber?
ucicare
04-17-2005, 04:27 PM
Should you not be in bed now handsome? Is all the excitment about our big day keeping you from slumber?
You are right. What was I doing awake at 1:00AM? Oh God! I hope it is not the seasonal mania again. (flushes Sudafed down the toilet and reaches for the nasal spray.)
Barry
DrBungle
04-17-2005, 07:59 PM
How now brown cow?
Samanthasez
04-17-2005, 11:07 PM
Gunter glieben glauchen globen
MEDICVET
04-18-2005, 02:49 AM
We will have that def lepperd song played instead of the wedding march..much more rousing! 8)
DrBungle
04-18-2005, 04:06 AM
The human torch was denied a bank loan.
We will have that def lepperd song played instead of the wedding march..much more rousing! 8)
The only rousing on our blessed day will be betwen me and Ucicare we are a match made in heaven as u c i care 2. Any fun you have will be kept to the urinal area. Bloody hell Medic I love y but dont go turning our day into some kinda sex fest :x Out of interest though just who might you be porking ( in the wet area you understand )? Bloody bridesmaids are all the same :roll:
ucicare
04-20-2005, 12:49 PM
We will have that def lepperd song played instead of the wedding march..much more rousing! 8)
The only rousing on our blessed day will be betwen me and Ucicare we are a match made in heaven as u c i care 2. Any fun you have will be kept to the urinal area. Bloody hell Medic I love y but dont go turning our day into some kinda sex fest :x Out of interest though just who might you be porking ( in the wet area you understand )? Bloody bridesmaids are all the same :roll:
Dearest Mia,
Just wanted you to know that I am looking forward to the big day. I have been practising all week for the honeymoon. Should be good to go by Saturday night. Don't forget that Snapper season opens tomorrow. I'll be back before the wedding, so don't get uptight. Priorities, you know.
Barry
ucicare
04-20-2005, 12:51 PM
We will have that def lepperd song played instead of the wedding march..much more rousing! 8)
The only rousing on our blessed day will be betwen me and Ucicare we are a match made in heaven as u c i care 2. Any fun you have will be kept to the urinal area. Bloody hell Medic I love y but dont go turning our day into some kinda sex fest :x Out of interest though just who might you be porking ( in the wet area you understand )? Bloody bridesmaids are all the same :roll:
Dearest Mia,
Just wanted you to know that I am looking forward to the big day. I have been practising all week for the honeymoon. Should be good to go by Saturday night. Don't forget that Snapper season opens tomorrow. I'll be back before the wedding, so don't get uptight. Priorities, you know.
Barry
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