Everybody Loathes Barry

[ucicare]

Sorry to disappoint Ulfer, but I am not dead. My funeral was touching. Thank you Nursey for conducting a heartfelt and well planned ceremony. In true Tom Sawyer style, I was moved to tears.

I have new responsiblities at work, and that means I have to actually work part of the day instead of pretending to listen to neurotic clients while I am actually surfing the forum.

On top of that, I am renovating a house to sell, and teaching a class three nights a week.

My wife is Bugs. She is does not care as much as I do, and she thinks you all are freaks. She has agreed to stir the pot (cess pool) occasionally while I am "tied up."

I do have one interesting observation - have any of you noticed how large a percentage of the regular members of this forum are caregivers of some type? Off the top of my head I think that Rat and Mia are nurses, Dan is in Med school, and I am a therapist. Is "Nursey" a nurse? Are any of you others in the human services fields?

I think the stress of caring for people drives us to a forum like this for relief. I wish I understood the psychology behind it. I also wish that we as a "community" could be a little less vulgar, and somewhat more real.

In this forum revealing personal weaknesses or problems results in attacks and insults. How strange. That is the same way a dysfunctional family system works. (It does work, it is just dysfunctional)

I wonder what would happen if everyone was actually nice to each other for a week, and we really knew what the person behind the persona was like.

For example - I could not stand Dwaine or Schmed until I actually talked to them without the "persona" and got to know them for who they really are. Guess what? Although we don't agree on a damn thing, I consider them friends. How strange is that?

OK, my Ritalin is kicking in, and I am gaining control of my thoughts. Signing off....

Barry

[mia]

I for one would find it very refreshing to have a civil conversation on this forum. The chances of that happening are very slim indeed I fear. Worth a shot though.

[smiles]

i thought bugsy said u were busy with your new boat? get your stories streight....

... why have normal conversations?

[Samanthasez]

I'm in school 3 days a week , training to be an EMT...how fucking hysterical.

Barry, I hate to shatter your theory, but I'm just as twisted, dysfunctional, and aggressive outside the forum... I'll kick anyone's ass, anytime. Maybe it's from growing up in foster homes, or living on the streets when I was barely 16 (cry for me later).

When it comes to my girl, however, I become a sniveling, God -fearing, nuerotic , Jewish Mother.

Don't look at me with that tone of voice!

[Samanthasez]

make that *neurotic-

I'm edumacated.

[MEDICVET]

Had a feeling that was you in the alcove watching the ceremony, Barry, and that ate the soggy bread cast upon the waters. ;)

Bugs is yer wife? that is fascinating..cus part of me thot bugs might be an alter ego of yers..which is funny if ya think about it.

I am not in the medical field anymore, but was, and am seriously cerifiable and get a crazy check every month to prove it, so in the words of one person, I spend my time "sitting on my fat ass on the computer all day, whining about everything that goes wrong in my life." ;) Not sure if that would count me as neurotic or not, but definitely qualifies me for dysfunctional.

and I thought we were having normal conversations..doesn't everyone talk like this in real life too? :? :?: 8)

[Schmed]

Barry, I hate to shatter your theory, but I'm just as twisted, dysfunctional, and aggressive outside the forum... I'll kick anyone's ass, anytime.

BRING IT ON BITCH!!!!! *makes fists*

[Samanthasez]

You talkin to me, Mothafuckah?!



*gets out the K-Y*

[Schmed]

You talkin to me, Mothafuckah?!



*gets out the K-Y*


Hellssss YEA!!!!!!!!

*rubs hands together in anticipation*

[Dwaine Scum]

You talkin to me, Mothafuckah?!



*gets out the K-Y*


Hellssss YEA!!!!!!!!

*rubs hands together in anticipation*

If you, or my drooling moron little brother drink my fucking white grape juice one more time, I swear, Im gonna kill you pricks

[Your Friend Whipone]

Does anyone find it a coincidence that Barry has resurrected himself from the dead 3 days before Easter? (No wonder he hates Israel so)

BTW, my fiance is a counselor for crazy kids, her parents are phycologists, and I'm a bum. So, I guess you could say I stress myslef out caring for myself all day and DEALING WITH YOU FUCKS.

[Dubya 2.0]

I'm a graphic designer and I treat everyone equally with undisguised contempt.

[Samanthasez]

Yes, I'd have to say that I'm an Equal Opportunity Hater myself.

[mia]

Bunch of lost causes, and extremley boring. This forum is entertaining for a short time only. You are all very sad uninteresting people in my opinion. I have thrown in a couple of very swift inconsequential lines of text and every time you bunch of dweebs grab at them. Good luck to you all

see ya wouldnt wanna be ya

love Mia xx

[Samanthasez]

Not two funerals in one week...I can't TAKE any more. *sobs*

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y16/romgirl5/th_full_coroner.gif (http://photobucket.com/albums/y16/romgirl5/?current=full_coroner.gif&action=view)





So anyway, Dubya, how's the stache coming?

[MEDICVET]

Bunch of lost causes, and extremley boring. This forum is entertaining for a short time only. You are all very sad uninteresting people in my opinion. I have thrown in a couple of very swift inconsequential lines of text and every time you bunch of dweebs grab at them. Good luck to you all

see ya wouldnt wanna be ya

love Mia xx

Barry returns but Mia leaves??? Man from sadness to joy to sadness again..I'm going to become bipolar if this keeps up! :?

[Nursey]

Bunch of lost causes, and extremley boring. This forum is entertaining for a short time only. You are all very sad uninteresting people in my opinion. I have thrown in a couple of very swift inconsequential lines of text and every time you bunch of dweebs grab at them. Good luck to you all

see ya wouldnt wanna be ya

love Mia xx


"Oh dear . . . . . . . .ah well . . . . . . . never mind . . . . . . . :roll: "

Such a sad and monumental loss to us all. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/uhoh2.gif

[Nursey]

My funeral was touching. Thank you Nursey for conducting a heartfelt and well planned ceremony. In true Tom Sawyer style, I was moved to tears.

Oh yeah...hi Barry. Err, yeah no problem.





Look...just one thing...you know...we don't really need you here anymore? :? Thing is, your newly mythical status, has taken on a life of its own, and you are, frankly, just an annoying inconvenience detracting from the mighty legend that Barreh has now become. So, if you could just make yourself scarce now...in other words beat it fat boy. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/rolleyes.gif

[MEDICVET]

Don't listen to her Barry..between you and bugs and my fatal attraction for whipone I have high hopes for this site..

[Your Friend Whipone]

My funeral was touching. Thank you Nursey for conducting a heartfelt and well planned ceremony. In true Tom Sawyer style, I was moved to tears.

Oh yeah...hi Barry. Err, yeah no problem.





Look...just one thing...you know...we don't really need you here anymore? :? Thing is, your newly mythical status, has taken on a life of its own, and you are, frankly, just an annoying inconvenience detracting from the mighty legend that Barreh has now become. So, if you could just make yourself scarce now...in other words beat it fat boy. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/rolleyes.gif

Barry, you are worth more dead than alive my friend.

It's the price all prophets must pay.

[ratatouille]

i have a giant pimple on my neck that i cant pop. everytime i think its come to a head and squeeze it, it only becomes harder and more painful and gets bigger. i've named it Barrehhhhhh. :(

[Dubya 2.0]

I haven't shaved this week so I have a 'partial' beard thang going on... I normally only shave once a week as I like my stubble.

[MEDICVET]

"Barry, you are worth more dead than alive my friend.

It's the price all prophets must pay." -whipone

BARRY DO NOT PAY ATTENTION TO THAT DISGRUNTLED OLD FART IN THE WHEELCHAIR, AND DON'T JUMP OFF THAT BRIDGE BECAUSE THE OLD GUY WHO JUMPED IN BEFORE YOU IS NOT AN ANGEL BUT JUST A WORTHLESS OLD WINO!!!!

It's STILL a wonderful life!!!!!!!!!!!

[Checkmate]

I haven't shaved this week so I have a 'partial' beard thang going on... I normally only shave once a week as I like my stubble.

Getting ahead start are we?

[Dubya 2.0]

No mate, shaved this morning, I agreed to the rules... 8)

[DrBungle]

I'm in college wrapping up a BS in psychology and then I'll be on my way to get a masters so I can be a therapist. I'd also like a PhD in either psych or sociology.

[MEDICVET]

When you graduate, what are the odds on you being able to cure me? 8)

[smiles]

he said a therapist not a plastic surgeon

[Your Friend Whipone]

he said a therapist not a plastic surgeon

LOL

[MEDICVET]

hey if I am cured of my low self esteem I will know that is just so much bullshit. :P

[DrBungle]

When you graduate, what are the odds on you being able to cure me? 8)

Due to our pre-existing relationship it wouldn't be ethical of me to accept you as a client. We'd have to meet in back alleys and make other arrangements for payment. Which is more ethically sound, no?

[smiles]

hey if I am cured of my low self esteem I will know that is just so much bullshit. :P


i frankly think you like the abuse.... reaffirms your own self hating musings and validates your incessant fear of your image and how it is perceived by others

[MEDICVET]

It would be abundantly more ethical Dr. Bungle.

and smiles..Dr. Bungle will be treating me, so keep yer 'analysis' to yerself. :P

[DrBungle]

To the alley!

[MEDICVET]

Behind the dumpster there?

[DrBungle]

*CLUB*

Well, part of you will be going IN the dumpster :twisted:

[Dr.Roboto]

dammit bungle be profesional, dont just use anything as a club, get a damn blackjack