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storm
03-21-2005, 11:55 AM
Hey Everyone---I would like to see if anyone out there has a copy of the "personal alarm clock" that was on ebay-it was good for a laugh, but they pulled it and I cant find it anywhere to be able to show people!!!
Dwaine Scum
03-22-2005, 02:04 PM
Hey Everyone---I would like to see if anyone out there has a copy of the "personal alarm clock" that was on ebay-it was good for a laugh, but they pulled it and I cant find it anywhere to be able to show people!!!

No we don't... Please dissapear now
storm
03-22-2005, 02:30 PM
No we don't... Please dissapear now[/quote]

Wow-you know I could dissapear off the message board "OR" you could pull your head out your ass and see your not the only person on the board :twisted: I like my way better
smiles
03-22-2005, 02:44 PM
STORM YOU ARE SUPER MEAN! PLEASE STOP BEING SUCH A RUCKUS-CASUING-GUY
storm
03-22-2005, 03:00 PM
STORM YOU ARE SUPER MEAN! PLEASE STOP BEING SUCH A RUCKUS-CASUING-GUY

I was not trying to be mean, I was being a smart a@# because of the dissapear reply I got--I was just trying to track down if someone had a copy of the ebay listing I had heard about...All he or she had to say was no i dont maybe someome else does or nope...
Your Friend Whipone
03-22-2005, 07:15 PM
Hey Everyone---I would like to see if anyone out there has a copy of the "personal alarm clock" that was on ebay-it was good for a laugh, but they pulled it and I cant find it anywhere to be able to show people!!!

I found it!

http://www.uselessjunk.org/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics/11782/norikey.jpg
Schmed
03-22-2005, 11:32 PM
STORM YOU ARE SUPER MEAN! PLEASE STOP BEING SUCH A RUCKUS-CASUING-GUY

I was not trying to be mean, I was being a smart a@# because of the dissapear reply I got--I was just trying to track down if someone had a copy of the ebay listing I had heard about...All he or she had to say was no i dont maybe someome else does or nope...

Ok don't dissapear, instead shove a large, uncomfortable (preferably sharp) object up your ass and die a slow painful death. You fucking shiteater.
Your Friend Whipone
03-23-2005, 12:27 AM
Hey, lets not be so "shitty" to this guy. He is just like the rest of us ya know.

So, storm, how are you? I see you are into humorous stuff! How did you get your name? It's not short for "shit storm" is it?

My name is whipone. I got my name from my driving antics.
storm
03-23-2005, 10:07 AM
Nope not short for "shit storm" - lol - its a nickname given to me by my boss he thinks i kinda take over a room when i walk in--could just be he likes the legs who knows...oh and schmed I would not perfer to shove something sharp up my ass--dont really like those kinds of offers-there not fun unless your into those things and if you are to each there own-lol-anyway thanks whipone I honestly didnt think by posting a short "hi I'm new to the site" would start this but hey if you gotta start something make it good...anyway thanks!!!
MEDICVET
03-23-2005, 11:11 AM
LMAO! was waitin for the response to this one, and actually didn't even touch it until they arrived..

I liked dear whipone's red x best!

and by the by..welcome to the board.

:::::::::: hands out kevlar :::::

yer gonna need it. ;)
storm
03-23-2005, 12:02 PM
thanks!!! oh and Whipone the link or picture you posted seems to be broken--oh well, Thanks anyway for letting me know :D
Your Friend Whipone
03-23-2005, 12:05 PM
I dunno why that picture isn't working.

God hates me I guess.

I guess if you want something done right, you have to host it:

http://www.steinassociates.net/norikey.jpg
Your Friend Whipone
03-23-2005, 12:09 PM
Nope not short for "shit storm" - lol - its a nickname given to me by my boss he thinks i kinda take over a room when i walk in--could just be he likes the legs who knows...oh and schmed I would not perfer to shove something sharp up my ass--dont really like those kinds of offers-there not fun unless your into those things and if you are to each there own-lol-anyway thanks whipone I honestly didnt think by posting a short "hi I'm new to the site" would start this but hey if you gotta start something make it good...anyway thanks!!!

That's what I always say!

My boss says I take over a room as well, but it's mostly due to my stench.

Anyways, if your boss like the legs, does that mean he likes dark meat?
storm
03-23-2005, 12:20 PM
lol-would not know that --you keep saying im a guy guess I should have told you I am a woman-lol--oh and the picture was just lovely
Your Friend Whipone
03-23-2005, 12:24 PM
lol-would not know that --you keep saying im a guy guess I should have told you I am a woman-lol--oh and the picture was just lovely

Hi, thanks!

So your a chick eh? All these years, and I never knew! Well, there are a lot of chicks here on this humble forum. You will find plenty of estrogen to communicate your feelings with.

I, unfortuantely, do not have any genetalia due to years of abuse at the hands of my father. He would tie me up inthe garage with a blow-dryer on my balls for hours at a time.

I hope you enjoy the site! Do you have any hobbies? Mine include PlayStation 2 and cars.
storm
03-23-2005, 12:43 PM
Lol

lets see im not too worried about the estrogen in the room, i tend not to get along with too many women-I get along better with the men cause I like football, basketball, xbox, playstation 2, fishing, you know all the tomboy stuff--plus I have way more fun getting drunk, playing pool with the guys that way if i get taken advantage of by the end of the night its by something with the equipement I want...Plus i can get better feedback from men when it comes to my problems with men, women tend to want to play too many mind games---
storm
03-23-2005, 12:45 PM
oh and sorry for not telling you all these years, just kinda thought you had it figured it out .....i mean its not like these "DD" hide themselfs :D
Your Friend Whipone
03-23-2005, 12:53 PM
Wow, another DD chick!

Well, I must have died and gone to heaven. Just fo rthe record, my penis was a full 9 cm beofre it rotted and fell off. :o

I want to get an Xbox someday if I ever get rich. What games do you have for it?
storm
03-23-2005, 12:58 PM
alittle of everything--lets see, buffy, buffy chaos bleeds, halo, superman, van helsing, justt stuff along those lines...cant think of the others right off the top of my head-playstation is cool for the fishing games and also for red dead revolver thats a kick ass game


oh and you know they have strap ons that can help you with your problem :twisted:
Your Friend Whipone
03-23-2005, 01:09 PM
I tried those, but they hurt.

I heard Red Ded is good. I'm too poor to buy any games or pay for electricity, so I havn't played that.

I want to play American Idol.
Dwaine Scum
03-23-2005, 01:29 PM
I tried those, but they hurt.

I heard Red Ded is good. I'm too poor to buy any games or pay for electricity, so I havn't played that.

I want to play American Idol.

American Idol on the HAlobox, after you are dissed by simon, you get to smash an empty colt .45 fourty ouncer bottle across his face....


P.S. Storm, go die...
Your Friend Whipone
03-23-2005, 01:35 PM
Simon is de kewlest. :o

I like storm, he, I mean she is a calm before the storm, if you will.
storm
03-24-2005, 10:21 AM
lol-well thank you :oops:
Dubya 2.0
03-25-2005, 05:46 AM
Dwaine, can we have a 'strike' against Whipone for that scat pic please? It's not in the spirit of this section of the forums I feel.
MEDICVET
03-25-2005, 09:31 AM
yeah but if we strike against whipone for putting scat pics on the cold sober forum it will backfire..wish it would work..but it's a shitty idea.. :P

(sorry..told ya'll before..I am obsessive compulsive about bad puns at times..) 8)