Bad AMERICANS

[Samanthasez]

" I am your worst nightmare. I'm a BAD American.
~By George Carlin~

I believe the money I make belongs to me, not some mid-level functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to some crack addict squirting out babies.

I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer.

I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in English.

I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy-ass through 4-7 years of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I am freezing my ass off through a long winter?

I never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years through the desert after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!

I want to know which church is it exactly that the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches. And where does he get his money. And why is he always a part of the problem and never the solution.

I think cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them.

I also think they have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color.

I think that if you're in the passing lane, and not passing, your license should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you promise never to delay the rest of us again.

I think tattoos and piercings are fine, if you want them, but please don't pretend they're a political statement.

I think Dr. Suess was a genius.

I believe if she has her lips on your willie, it is sex, and it is sex for both of you. This even applies when you're the President of the United States.

If this makes me a bad American, then yes, I am a BAD AMERICAN."

[Your Friend Whipone]

Are there any good Americans?

[pimpchichi]

dead ones

[smiles]

ZING

[Checkmate]

Those wacky yanks and their love of guns, violence, and death. Never ceases to amaze me. I am awed daily by there own ignorance.

[Your Friend Whipone]

Those wacky yanks and their love of guns, violence, and death. Never ceases to amaze me. I am awed daily by there own ignorance.

their ignorance?

[Checkmate]

Those wacky yanks and their love of guns, violence, and death. Never ceases to amaze me. I am awed daily by there own ignorance.

their ignorance?

I stand corrected, english is not my first language. Also Gary that was a gramatical error, in no way does this take away from the context of the message.

[pimpchichi]

so what is your first language?

[Samanthasez]

Quote: "I stand corrected, english is not my first language. Also Gary that was a gramatical error, in no way does this take away from the context of the message." end Quote.

What a wonderful excuse for talking shit...I'll have to try that sometime!



Quote: "Those wacky yanks and their love of guns, violence, and death. Never ceases to amaze me. I am awed daily by there own ignorance...." end Quote.


I love when foreigners generalize all Americans- it makes me feel all warm inside...kind of like the feeling I get when I clean my 12 gauge or watch a special episode of Jerry Springer...

[Checkmate]

so what is your first language?

Francais.

[Your Friend Whipone]

so what is your first language?

Francais.

Speak English!

I can't understand a word!

[Dubya 2.0]

so what is your first language?

Francais.

So why have you got a picture of Dickie Davis as your icon? Seems strange a frenchman would be aware of one of the greatest living englishman.

He went to my old school.

[baconbob]

yeah

[mia]

so what is your first language?

Francais.

So why have you got a picture of Dickie Davis as your icon? Seems strange a frenchman would be aware of one of the greatest living englishman.

He went to my old school.

Dickie Davis I am sure is a lovely gentleman, but I think even he would have an issue with being called " The greatest living legend" come on he is or was a sports comentator. As was David Ike!!

[Your Friend Whipone]

yeah

Hi BaconBob!

Nice to see you back around again!

Another astonishing display of intelligence there. How do you come up with this great stuff?

You never let on if you were a literary arts professor or a novelist. So, which is it?

[Checkmate]

so what is your first language?

Francais.

So why have you got a picture of Dickie Davis as your icon? Seems strange a frenchman would be aware of one of the greatest living englishman.

He went to my old school.

In answer to your query me ol' china,

My father is a raging psychotic Arsenal fan, My mother was a very young French woman (18), they met, had me, my dad split, I was born in Catford, England (south London, kind of) Bryon Close (flats we lived in) I used to watch Dickie Davis and the World Of Sport all the time (and let's face it his moustache is legendary) , My Mother only spoke French in the house, From 0 to 5 that was the first language I learned, We moved to Canada and we lived in Montreal spoke only French, and limited English.

Went to university in Toronto (University of Toronto) learned English, so I consider French my first language, though I was using it as excuse when I obviously used the word "there" instead of "their".

Moms passed on a few years back; I'm married with 1 kid, and another on the way.

So to tie it all in for you, Dickie Davis is a constant reminder of my childhood, his moustache reminds me of a kindler, gentler time. He had panache and delivery style unmatched even today.

One of the Greatest living Englishmen? Undoubtedly!

[Samanthasez]

Gee, thanks for that touching autobiography, Checky. Might I suggest a blog? Maybe someone will actually be interested! Wink.

[Your Friend Whipone]

Dude, I am totally interested. :o

Leave Pierre alone.

[Samanthasez]

Bwhahaha!...is that his REAL name?

[Your Friend Whipone]

Hey, we only post real names if it involves trying to get ourselves banned from Fugly.

Pierre!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[smiles]

bro you went to U of T, Me U of T mississauga campus, wanna give me a handjob?

[Your Friend Whipone]

http://www.therealgang.de/php/myexp/FUN/Bilder%20-%20FUN/france.jpg

Pierre?!

[MEDICVET]

nobody has fucking ever heard of snopes????

http://www.snopes.com/language/document/carlin.htm

[Samanthasez]

I got that article from rense.com, years ago...even if Carlin didn't say it, I still think it's hysterical.
Where have you been, MDV? Barry has been M.I.A. for the last couple of days as well. We're you two on a lovers getaway? :P

[MEDICVET]

It is hysterical, and I like it too..just thot it should have a proper attribute..if one indeed exists. ;)

Naw, I WISH it was a 'lovers getaway', even if only with rosie palm..

but it was a detour to hell..went to visit my punk kid brother and his pregnant gf, and had the FUCKING BRILLIANT idea of taking an over 800 mile trip in ONE car, my folks, my kids, and me, to save the gas..

so in other words, i was stuck, even tho I was more than ready to leave after day two. So I just bit my tongue until I was ready to self cannibalize myself until the ordeal was over.

and how was your week? :P :roll: 8)

[Samanthasez]

God, that sounds awful! *shudders*- glad to see you made it out alive...my week has been extremely insignificant, alas. The only adult interaction I get these days is hurling insults to the depraved here at Fugly(I love my daughter but 5 year old's aren't a wealth of stimulating conversation) ...

[Dubya 2.0]

so what is your first language?

Francais.

So why have you got a picture of Dickie Davis as your icon? Seems strange a frenchman would be aware of one of the greatest living englishman.

He went to my old school.

In answer to your query me ol' china,

My father is a raging psychotic Arsenal fan, My mother was a very young French woman (18), they met, had me, my dad split, I was born in Catford, England (south London, kind of) Bryon Close (flats we lived in) I used to watch Dickie Davis and the World Of Sport all the time (and let's face it his moustache is legendary) , My Mother only spoke French in the house, From 0 to 5 that was the first language I learned, We moved to Canada and we lived in Montreal spoke only French, and limited English.

Went to university in Toronto (University of Toronto) learned English, so I consider French my first language, though I was using it as excuse when I obviously used the word "there" instead of "their".

Moms passed on a few years back; I'm married with 1 kid, and another on the way.

So to tie it all in for you, Dickie Davis is a constant reminder of my childhood, his moustache reminds me of a kindler, gentler time. He had panache and delivery style unmatched even today.

One of the Greatest living Englishmen? Undoubtedly!

Uncanny that.

My mother was French, and I too was raised in a french speaking household. Difference being I was raised in Liverpool, kids are evil little bastards when you're growing especially if you're dark skinned and 'speak funny'... Toughened me up though I suppose. *admires his stab wound*

DD was da man though, Frank Bough anyone?

[Samanthasez]

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[mia]

Back off Sammy Dubyas' mine! Is Frank dead? He must be, the sports comentators just remind me of a sat morning. We would get kicked out of the house while mum cleaned and dad sat in front of the box! I looked up the David Ike site a while ago and he is still nuts!

[MEDICVET]

dang, why is it the formerly picked on and persecuted seem to attract to this forum like flies to shit?

Me, I moved around a lot, and was a total bookworm (and until I learned better, a teachers pet!) spend the ages between 7 and 11 shuffled between mom and dad and a few foster homes, until my mom met my stepdad (who I call dad) and settled down.

Unfortunately for me, her idea of 'settling down' meant getting religion too, so my former pot smoking nudist camp hangin out folks started goin to a church, and (gasp!) even officially tied the knot. After all that freedom, some of which I actually didn't much care for, having to become respectable was more difficult for me than it was for poor ole Huck Finn, with whom I empathized mightily! :D

Oh well, it coulda been worse..coulda been pentecostal, but it was a mild Lutheran church, so at least I could still wear pants, and didn't have to faint from the holy ghost or handle any snakes! 8)

And can we fight over Dubya? :D Mud wrestling or jello, take yer pick..unless ya want it to be a pillow fight! I'm a pacifist at heart, so it's gotta be fun or a life threatening thing for me to fight..I like to give out the bandaids not cause them to be needed..even will kiss the booboos of the cute guys. :D:D:D

[mia]

Hey Medi I'm telling ya, hands off!!! :lol:

[MEDICVET]

hmm..mud wrestling, jello wrestling, pillowfights..

how about a wet tshirt contest to see who gets him?

:lol:

[mia]

Sounds like fun! But I should warn you I am a 30 E!

[MEDICVET]

More than a mouthful is too much! I'm a 38 B. :P

[mia]

I want a reduction!!

[DrBungle]

Ugh, your poor back.

[MEDICVET]

wow..you would prolly have really fat babies if ya ended up breast feedin..

although i don't know..they say size don't matter where milk production is concerned..

I remember when I breast fed..I actually had cleavage for a while! lol. :lol:

[Checkmate]

Uncanny that.

My mother was French, and I too was raised in a french speaking household. Difference being I was raised in Liverpool, kids are evil little bastards when you're growing especially if you're dark skinned and 'speak funny'... Toughened me up though I suppose. *admires his stab wound*

DD was da man though, Frank Bough anyone?

We should definatley have a Dickie Davis Moustache growing contest.

You in?

[Your Friend Whipone]

Uncanny that.

My mother was French, and I too was raised in a french speaking household. Difference being I was raised in Liverpool, kids are evil little bastards when you're growing especially if you're dark skinned and 'speak funny'... Toughened me up though I suppose. *admires his stab wound*

DD was da man though, Frank Bough anyone?

We should definatley have a Dickie Davis Moustache growing contest.

You in?

LOL, CORPSEMAN would win.

[pimpchichi]

I was born in Catford, England (south London, kind of) Bryon Close (flats we lived in)


surely you mean the byron close block on sydenham road...

i lived in catford too... much better than canada.. much much

[Checkmate]

I was born in Catford, England (south London, kind of) Bryon Close (flats we lived in)


surely you mean the byron close block on sydenham road...

i lived in catford too... much better than canada.. much much

Apples and Oranges Pimp, I do hate the winters in Canada, But the standard of Living is good.

[pimpchichi]

so why hasn't dickie davies moved there?


do you have ant & dec.... NO!

[Samanthasez]

A 30 E !!! Holy Christ, girl, you need to put those on film...you'd make a mint...if you're single, I could hook you up with a dear friend from Melbourne who ADORES girls with big titties-won't even consider a gal without them- and he's quite cute, too. I've got lot's of 'Strine friends, btw...I don't know, though...it might mean I'll have to be civil to you...we'll see. Heh!

[mia]

so why hasn't dickie davies moved there?


do you have ant & dec.... NO!

I miss Ant and Dec :cry:

[mia]

A 30 E !!! Holy Christ, girl, you need to put those on film...you'd make a mint...if you're single, I could hook you up with a dear friend from Melbourne who ADORES girls with big titties-won't even consider a gal without them- and he's quite cute, too. I've got lot's of 'Strine friends, btw...I don't know, though...it might mean I'll have to be civil to you...we'll see. Heh!

I am seriously thinking about having a reduction, I hate them! One of my friends had one a couple of years ago and she is really pleased with the results. Poor thing she was an F cup! The problem is that I am not big anywhere else so no amount of dieting changes them! My mother is completley flat chested, so I dont know where the fuck they came from!

Unfortunatley not single, sigh

[Samanthasez]

Don't be too hasty...let those beauties work FOR you for a change- Capitalize on your assets (hey, you don't have to be American to appreciate what I'm saying) as we say here in the states: just set up a webcam, temporarily, or go on ebay and auction them off...there are plenty of pervs who'd go for it..nd you'd not only have the deneiro to get your reduction but you'd make plenty of new and exciting friends (j/k on that one) and have extra left over for the therapist you'll ultimately need because once your significant other is without his 'babies' for about, oh...a day I'll guess, he'll have a reduction on his availability to your relationship...

I should start my own column.

[smiles]

in your pic you really did not look like you were anywhere near that size....

[Dubya 2.0]

Uncanny that.

My mother was French, and I too was raised in a french speaking household. Difference being I was raised in Liverpool, kids are evil little bastards when you're growing especially if you're dark skinned and 'speak funny'... Toughened me up though I suppose. *admires his stab wound*

DD was da man though, Frank Bough anyone?

We should definatley have a Dickie Davis Moustache growing contest.

You in?

Could be a good idea that, we'll have to post a pic of the 'before' and 'after' versions, I think I'd need 2 - 3 weeks to get one like that baby!

[mia]

in your pic you really did not look like you were anywhere near that size....

My pic is a head shot fuck wit :roll:

[Checkmate]

Uncanny that.

My mother was French, and I too was raised in a french speaking household. Difference being I was raised in Liverpool, kids are evil little bastards when you're growing especially if you're dark skinned and 'speak funny'... Toughened me up though I suppose. *admires his stab wound*

DD was da man though, Frank Bough anyone?

We should definatley have a Dickie Davis Moustache growing contest.

You in?

Could be a good idea that, we'll have to post a pic of the 'before' and 'after' versions, I think I'd need 2 - 3 weeks to get one like that baby!

I would need at least a Month, At least!!! but the events should be documented for posterity, in chronological order. But certainly the end result would be a testment to a great man, and an even greater moustache!

April 1st will be the offical start date, lets synchronize our "staches"

Cheers!

[Dr.Roboto]

post a pic of them beauties, out of curiousisty how big are the areola?

[smiles]

in your pic you really did not look like you were anywhere near that size....

My pic is a head shot fuck wit :roll:




ahhh... why didn;t you say earlier they linger arround your belly button

[Your Friend Whipone]

My internet tits are huge too.

They're like WW 43's!

[Samanthasez]

dead ones (answer to whipone when he asked "are there any good Americans?" )


BTW, GIMP-daddy, was this little quip of yours a threat, you piece of shit?

[pimpchichi]

:roll:

[pimpchichi]

PS.. it's been 4 days and you've posted in this thread 8 times between me making that post and you replying to it....

so either
A: your happy pills have run out... or
B: your period is due...


i vote for stupid

[Checkmate]

PS.. it's been 4 days and you've posted in this thread 8 times between me making that post and you replying to it....

so either
A: your happy pills have run out... or
B: your period is due...


i vote for stupid

You know Pimp, that statement could have had full effect with a full and Dickie Davis like moustache, evil genius quality even.

[pimpchichi]

PPS..

" I am your worst nightmare. I'm a BAD American.
~By George Carlin~

http://www.snopes.com/language/document/carlin.htm

[Samanthasez]

nobody has fucking ever heard of snopes????

http://www.snopes.com/language/document/carlin.htm


P.P.P.S:


Uhhh...Gimpy...THAT post was on page two.

I'm voting Douche-bag.

[Your Friend Whipone]

nobody has fucking ever heard of snopes????

http://www.snopes.com/language/document/carlin.htm


P.P.P.S:


Uhhh...Gimpy...THAT post was on page two.

I'm voting Douche-bag.

Hey that's fucking tool in your sig dude.

Word to yo mutha!

[Samanthasez]

You know it, brutha!