What do you dream about?

[mia]

And how do you interpret them?

[ucicare]

And how do you interpret them?

I have a reoccuring dream that involves me slapping the teeth out of a certain deserving individual. I always hate that I wake up to find that it is only a dream.

I also had a dream last night about one of those pictures you sent me. I'll PM you the details, I am interested to hear your interpretation.

Barry

[mia]

Which photo inspired your dream Barry? Was it the one with the donkey?

[Your Friend Whipone]

I dream about not having my homework done in school.

Sometimes I dream about plane crashes.

Sometimes I dream about 'killing or be killed' like I'm being hunted or something.

I also dream aboutmy teeth falling out.

Pretty much the normal stuff I think.

[Schmed]

I dream about a variety of shit and I don't "interpret" dreams, I don't buy into most of that. I mean if Im dreaming about work, its cause Im stressed out about work. Not some other deep seated meaning.

[ucicare]

Which photo inspired your dream Barry? Was it the one with the donkey?

So that was a DONKEY?

No, it was the one where you were dressed up in your pink pajamas that look exactly like the ones Nursey wears.


Barry

[Your Friend Whipone]

Sometimes I dream about rainbows, and flowers, and chocolate, and ponies, and candy canes, and flowers, and razor teeth.

[mia]

I have been dreaming a lot about snakes recently. In one dream my grandma, who died when I was 8 , appeared and picked up a snake that was chasing me around the pool! It was weird as I dont remember ever having dreamt of her before, although we were very close.

I am surprised I have not been having nightmares about being chased down the street in a pair of pink love heart pj's by a razor toothed clown but I am sure it is in the pipeline :(

[DangerousDan]

I have been dreaming a lot about snakes recently. In one dream my grandma, who died when I was 8 , appeared and picked up a snake that was chasing me around the pool! It was weird as I dont remember ever having dreamt of her before, although we were very close.

I am surprised I have not been having nightmares about being chased down the street in a pair of pink love heart pj's by a razor toothed clown but I am sure it is in the pipeline :(

Here I will interpret all the dreams starting with this one. The snake represents a male that you can't handle. Your grandmother picking it up represents your assumption that she can handle said male and your looking toward her to learn how to handle this said phallic symbol male. Well there you have it.

[DangerousDan]

And how do you interpret them?

I have a reoccuring dream that involves me slapping the teeth out of a certain deserving individual. I always hate that I wake up to find that it is only a dream.

I also had a dream last night about one of those pictures you sent me. I'll PM you the details, I am interested to hear your interpretation.

Barry

Your dream represents you desire to go back to your football days when you could just try and knock the crap out of someone instead of all this fruity psychology touch feely stuff that you now do for a living.

[DangerousDan]

I dream about a variety of shit and I don't "interpret" dreams, I don't buy into most of that. I mean if Im dreaming about work, its cause Im stressed out about work. Not some other deep seated meaning.

Your dream represents the real drug abuse that has left your mind unable to actually dream representational things so you just dream the same stuff you think about during the day.

[Your Friend Whipone]

I dream about a variety of shit and I don't "interpret" dreams, I don't buy into most of that. I mean if Im dreaming about work, its cause Im stressed out about work. Not some other deep seated meaning.

Your dream represents the real drug abuse that has left your mind unable to actually dream representational things so you just dream the same stuff you think about during the day.

Have you ever considered a career as a stand up comic?

I really think you should considering the sharp wit that seems to flows so easily from your fingertips.

Delicious!

[Samanthasez]

Sometimes I dream about rainbows, and flowers, and chocolate, and ponies, and candy canes, and flowers, and razor teeth.


You left out Unicorns. How could you?

[Schmed]

I dream about a variety of shit and I don't "interpret" dreams, I don't buy into most of that. I mean if Im dreaming about work, its cause Im stressed out about work. Not some other deep seated meaning.

Your dream represents the real drug abuse that has left your mind unable to actually dream representational things so you just dream the same stuff you think about during the day.

Have you ever considered a career as a stand up comic?

I really think you should considering the sharp wit that seems to flows so easily from your fingertips.

Delicious!

HIs reading skills are also rather outstanding, seeing as how I never said WHAT I dreamed about....idiot.

[Dubya 2.0]

I dream of waking up with a boner and an urgent desire to piss.

Guess what, dreams do come true...

[baconbob]

I dream of pink unicorns.

[Dubya 2.0]

http://www.thegline.com/dvd-of-the-week/images/2002/cap681.jpg

[mia]

00 he could do with some Calpol

[Schmed]

Dubya, you dream of Tim Curry with some wierd costume on??

[MEDICVET]

Isn't that from that movie 'legend' or somethin like that? it was okay, but not really..remember seein it in the drive in..

I have some dreams that are literal, and some symbolic..I keep a dream journal. Usually when I wake up I can tell which ones are literal that will happen..cus most of them are of inconsequential scenes. I thot that it was just that 'deja vu' shit until I wrote down my dreams and in a very detailed fashion then found out that they would actually take place within a few weeks exactly as I had written them. But the symbolic ones I can interpret are the ones about the important stuff.

except for my ptsd dreams..those are all about the same..

I am doing triage, and more and more wounded keep arriving, and I'm running out of bandages, then I look on the stretchers, and it turns out to be all my buds, and they are bleedin to death and I have no bandages to stop the blood, and then I look and you know those dreams where hallways get long? that happens with the stretchers, and it turns out that all my family and loved ones are on those stretchers along with strangers, and the line just keeps going on..then in some of my dreams like that I wake up..other times it will go on until I sit down and look at my lap and my best friend's decapitated head is in it, and I won't let go of it and they are trying to take it away from me and I don't know why I won't give it to them but I won't...then I finally wake up screaming..

they ended up prying her head away from me but I don't remember that part too well.

[Dubya 2.0]

Dubya, you dream of Tim Curry with some wierd costume on??

That's normal isn't it?

[pimpchichi]

normal?

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Cinema/2636/pic-coll1/ballrm.jpg

[Samanthasez]

Of Course it is, you pompous douche-bag!

[pimpchichi]

thank fuck for that..

[Samanthasez]

OOHhhh, pimpdaddy, you're such a GANGSTA!

...Don't tell me- you're a hardcore ass-peddler with the OG credents to prove it !!

In all actuality, you're more like some upper-class white wanker in the 'Burbs who still lives in his parent's basement and for fun on the weekends, dresses up in mail order FUBU and listens to Tupac while practicing his slang in front of a mirror- Yez, you iz da man!

[pimpchichi]

wow... you're so incisive... my homies at gamma-pi-kappa call me c-dawg.. but momsie calls me cecil...


now give me my 70% beotch and get back on dat street corner and make me some pie... fo shizzle

[Samanthasez]

A stunning portrayal. I'm Veklempt.

[MEDICVET]

If I had been named Cecil I'd prefer 'c-dawg' too...

Go all "psycho" on yer mom for traumatizing you like that..you'd probably get off..

[DrBungle]

I dream of waking up with a boner and an urgent desire to piss.

Guess what, dreams do come true...

On that note: pissing with an erection is very bad for you penis.

[Nauseous]

normal?

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Cinema/2636/pic-coll1/ballrm.jpg

Wow. Nursey has really let herself go....

[Nursey]

normal?

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Cinema/2636/pic-coll1/ballrm.jpg

Wow. Nursey has really let herself go....
I told you not to post that one Pimp! I mean, look at my fucking perm.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/rolleyes.gif

[pimpchichi]

you mean it wasn't reverse psychology :oops:

[MEDICVET]

yer right, that is a bad perm..and ya look in need of a bikini wax too..

[DrBungle]

I say you leave some hair on the thighs to look like tongues of flame licking up, up, up.

[Samanthasez]

I can't un-think that!!!

[MEDICVET]

me either..and am not sure but will take that as a 'good thing'. ...until brainwashed to believe otherwise..

[Dr.Roboto]

thats hott

[Nauseous]

tarantula with bat wings

i had a dream about that

[canine_STD]

I dream of Jeannie, and our lord - Jesus Christ... engaged in group anal sex.

[DrBungle]

Yeah, that old chesnut.

[ucicare]

I dream of Jeannie, and our lord - Jesus Christ... engaged in group anal sex.

Canine - Since you seem to want to post replys that shock people, I have a suggestion. Post an original and intelligent thought. That would be the shock of the year for this forum.

Barry

[smiles]

barry come back when bugsy takes her hand out of your ass you fucking puppet

[ucicare]

barry come back when bugsy takes her hand out of your ass you fucking puppet

Smiles - refresh my memory - why is it that I like you?

Barry

[mia]

You like him because he reminds you of how lucky you are to be sane

Love Mia xx

[DrBungle]

And glad to be married to a woman with tiny hands.

[ucicare]

You like him because he reminds you of how lucky you are to be sane

Love Mia xx

Thanks Mia for that moment of clarity.

Concerning the size of your prizes - have you considered breast reduction surgery? It is really easy to do the V cut and stitch. I think the procedure is called a Lopatitoffomy.

Barry

[mia]

I would really hope that Bugs is not MY BARRYS betta half as if anybody has the spare time to check through her posts they will see that she can hardly string a sentence together, please give Barry some credit, he has taste and looks REALLY goood in my shagging boots :)

[mia]

Most of my life is spent clarifying Barry, like to spend my spare time finding out how we can better treat our patients! Empathy is the key I think! And Ahem why you no like my boobies you have special pics :cry:

[canine_STD]

I dream of Jeannie, and our lord - Jesus Christ... engaged in group anal sex.

Canine - Since you seem to want to post replys that shock people, I have a suggestion. Post an original and intelligent thought. That would be the shock of the year for this forum.

Barry

Only you would find that remotely shocking barry, so don't attempt to place any motives to what I do. You don't know me, and besides, you're not "inteligent" enough.
And an attack from you on originality, is pure comedic irony; with you being a bible bashing jesus freak who hasn't done or thought anything the church hasn't told you to, and who has lead a life so sheltered it has left you socialy retarded.

I bet your kids fucking hate you, deep down. Well you probably caused your daughter to go all psycho. Has she killed herself yet barry?

[Checkmate]

**Looks up and shakes head** this is just gonna set barry off.

**stretches out in the reclining office chair, rubs the fertile ground encourage a robust moustasche for the contest** yup this could be interesting.

[ucicare]

And Ahem why you no like my boobies you have special pics :cry:


Oh my dearest Mia, I think you are a vision of perfection! You were the one expressing some discomfort with your size, hence the suggestion for the procedure. (did you catch the humor - Lop-a-tit-off-a-me?)

I think you are a dream. Gorgeous You, Sultry Sam, the Insatiable Medicvet, and Hot Legs Nursey may be the real reason that Bugsy hates this place!

FYI- she is really much brighter than her posts indicate. A Mensa member as a matter of fact. She and a group of my daughters friends posted some of the junk she wrote. By the way, she would never use profanity. Any profanity in the posts was probably from one of the gang of hoodlums that hangs out here, using her nick without her knowing.

Barry

[ucicare]

You don't know me, and besides, you're not "inteligent" enough.

What is the minimum IQ required to be intelligent enough to "know" you?
Mine is an embarrassingly low 144. Do you know of any mental exercises that I could do to boost it up so that we can be buds?


Barry

[pimpchichi]

mensa is just a scam, £30 for a years membership and all you get is a magazine advertising meetings full of socially inept people?

[ucicare]

mensa is just a scam, £30 for a years membership and all you get is a magazine advertising meetings full of socially inept people?

I totally agree. Twenty years ago it seemed cool though. Star Trek did too. Both are now on about the same level.

Barry

[DrBungle]

Ever heard of the different forms of intellegence? Its said that IQ measures logic and mathmatical understanding. The theory is that there are seven types. Emotional, social, etc.

[pimpchichi]

which is why there's 3 different tests to get into mensa i guess.. though they only count one of them.. the highest.. (obviously)

I totally agree. Twenty years ago it seemed cool though. Star Trek did too. Both are now on about the same level.
oh and what about ten years ago!!

[Samanthasez]

I actually took one of the tests, and if it's supposedly a shining example of how to gauge one's intelligence, then we're all pretty retarded; I answered all but four but the questions we're pretty pathetic.

[mia]

Fugly is a forum for people that try reeeeeallllly hard at being clever, I am also a member of MENSA, now hands up if u believe me? . . . . . Is true my friends! My son who turns 13 on Mon has an IQ of 126, he is at the moment the most ignorant person I have ever met though I love him dearly, obviously when I say 'most ignorant person' I exclude present company :oops:

[pimpchichi]

psh.. i don't try to be clever at all.. that's why i'm not a member of mensa

[mia]

Well the thing is that in their day to day lives a substancial proportion of Fugly folks are deemed low lifes or feel like a low life, in the regular hum drum of daily existence, the truth I think is that a small percentage of fuglies are 'stupid, thick', etc the rest are not as smart as they think (coz everybody thinks they are one up on everybody else?!?!), though not as dim as they are thought of. it seems to me that everybody is competing for intellectual prowess . . . . .On FUGLY, what the . . .? I write the the smallest most childish bull on here and people react in the most extreme way, me no understand?? Enlightenment sought rsvp

[ucicare]

Well the thing is that in their day to day lives a substancial proportion of Fugly folks are deemed low lifes or feel like a low life, in the regular hum drum of daily existence, the truth I think is that a small percentage of fuglies are 'stupid, thick', etc the rest are not as smart as they think (coz everybody thinks they are one up on everybody else?!?!), though not as dim as they are thought of. it seems to me that everybody is competing for intellectual prowess . . . . .On FUGLY, what the . . .? I write the the smallest most childish bull on here and people react in the most extreme way, me no understand?? Enlightenment sought rsvp

I believe that most of the people here are well above average in intelligence. (Even Canine and Ulfer, both of whom are Cretins in my opinion.) I think that I have pointed that out before.

I wish to be enlightened as well Mia. Why I spend time here, and seem to be drawn back here after I am sick and tired of it is a mystery to me. I still think that this forum is a magnet to a certain type of personality. Your statement Mia that " We are so fond of one another because our ailments are the same" may be a sharp clinical observation.

(off to work on the money pit.....)

[mia]

Oh now u now I am not in a position to make statements Big Baz, U dont mind if I call u that . . . . .do you 8)

[Nauseous]

Earlier I stated that I had a dream about a tarantula with bat wings... this week, i had a dream about a tarantula and the next day a dream about a bat.

The tarantula was in a tackle box in my living room and while I was vacuuming, it got away and I tried to suck it up in the vacuum cleaner, but it wouldn't go. I also tried to stomp it and it wouldn't die. Normally, I don't kill spiders, but I was scared of this one.

The bat was 3 feet tall and talked. It said it was sick and wanted me to put it in a blue trashcan. I had to go to a storage shed and go through a bunch of trashcans until I found the blue one and it was dirty so I had to clean it for the bat.

And then I had a dream about my aunt's weiner dog. It wanted to go swimming and it had a life jacket on (it also talked) and I was trying to clean out the pool because there were octopus legs and octopus bodies and turds floating in the pool.

[ucicare]

Oh now u now I am not in a position to make statements Big Baz, U dont mind if I call u that . . . . .do you 8)

Call me anything you like, as long as you call me.

Barry

[Samanthasez]

Don't we have P.M. for this?!

[pimpchichi]

psychosis medication?

[Samanthasez]

No fucking doubt, my bredren.

[Dubya 2.0]

Bredren?

Eeh, that's proper 'bo is that....

[Samanthasez]

Si, tis proper 'bo to thee.

Universal Eye.
:)

[Schmed]

I dreamt of Samanthasez and when I woke up I was all sticky.....

[DrBungle]

Sleep has been dreamless for me . . . I know my mind is dreaming, I'm just no remembering them.

Does it seem weird that one of the reasons you're remembering a dream is because you're about to wake up. . .

[Samanthasez]

Whatever.

I dream about lynching Mia.

[DrBungle]

I dream of you lynching mia. . . with your tongue.

[mia]

Sure she has had the same dream too

[Samanthasez]

You wish.

Fucking scab.

*checks under nails for Mias DNA*

[mia]

Beautiful words there Sammy, you are pure class

love Mia xx

[Samanthasez]

I know. It's tough to be me.