IS GOD AN ASSHOLE? WHY OR WHY NOT?

[MEDICVET]

just curious as to ya'll opinions and explanation of opinions on that one.

[ucicare]

just curious as to ya'll opinions and explanation of opinions on that one.

Pandora's box has been opened.

Barry

[DrBungle]

My god is certainly not an asshole. Yours is!

[baconbob]

He's not your god, he is my god you sick little god loving mongrol.

[pimpchichi]

well it would explain why "god's country" is such a shithole

[MEDICVET]

I think God's cool, but some of God's worshippers really suck.

[whipone]

He's not your god, he is my god you sick little god loving mongrol.

I'm not sure what your point is.

Maybe it's that I'm not a smart as you obviously are.

Could you please dumb that down a little for us?

[MEDICVET]

don't go for that one! Whipone is a genius and almost at the same ivory tower level as me. just an FYI ;)

[Checkmate]

It is like most other ancient books – a mingling of falsehood and truth, of philosophy and folly – all written by men, and most of the men only partially civilized. Some of its laws are good – some infinitely barbarous. None of the miracles related were performed. . . . Take out the absurdities, the miracles, all that pertains to the supernatural – all the cruel and barbaric laws – and to the remainder I have no objection. Neither would I have for it any great admiration.

[whipone]

God is great!

All glory to Allah!

[ucicare]

I believe that it was Reggie Jackson who said "people don't boo nobodies."

Using the logic that contempt and disdain for something proves that the something has merit and value, God and I are doing alright.

Barry

[DrBungle]

That Lord Barry thing went straight to your fucking head man!

A couple of weeks ago I was visiting a friend and she took us to a Unitarian church. It was pretty damn cool, and if there were one locally I could see becoming a memeber. All the fun of christianity, minus the guilt, shame and emphasis on Jebus!

[smiles]

That Lord Barry thing went straight to your fucking head man!

A couple of weeks ago I was visiting a friend and she took us to a Unitarian church. It was pretty damn cool, and if there were one locally I could see becoming a memeber. All the fun of christianity, minus the guilt, shame and emphasis on Jebus!


so it's all booze and blowjobs without the herpes and hangovers?

[DrBungle]

Yessss!

[Nursey]

This is a touching, almost biblical scene:

http://www.steinassociates.net/barryit.jpg

...and i believe is just as God intended.

[MEDICVET]

Whipone, the clown from 'it', and dick cheney, would be creepy if it weren't so cosmically factual somehow..actually that makes it more creepy..nevermind. ;) Now I'm trying to figure out if I would rather see a severed bloody head of eeyore or a pic of dick cheney all the time..yikes, what a dilemma! :?

by the way, I am a UU myself, and the weird thing is I had already come to terms with my own personal faith such as it is and what it constituted and THEN got invited to a UU church and found out that they stole all my good ideas!!!

I don't have a church nearby to attend either, but you can join their 'online' church, which has a very large membership. ;) check it out if ya'll want. ;)

By the way, I thought God was an asshole for a long time. I had a son who was born on Christmas day..with a rare infantile form of muscular dystrophy..born dying..what a fucking christmas present, right? Took me years to come to terms with that with God, until I realized that I had a sick fucking god so I fired him and god a new one. ;)

Seriously, what it meant was that I had to increase my understanding of God and let go of my old one to find peace of mind. I never had it in me to be an athiest dammit. Just not me, ya know?

Anyway, after that, I left my hustband cus my son was the only reason I was stickin around, and to get away from him, went to storm then honduras. Saw a lot more shit, and not all of it was bad. It's kinda hard not to believe in a supreme being when you are firsthand witness to a miracle.

So like Jacob I wrestled with God for a while, albeit mentally and spiritually, before coming to terms with what I believed. I don't know the answers. But it's like looking at a tapestry or a piece of needlework from the wrong side..you have an idea of what the picture is supposed to look like, but just don't get all the snarls and tangles and bits of ugliness. But when I die I hope to be able to see the big picture the way it was meant to be, and then will be able to understand why.

It's not always enough, and I still get pissed, but I'm learning. And the more spiritual works I read from different cultures, the greater my understanding of God becomes. So the UU church is cool like that because they encourage someone to explore and glean and gain from all spriritual faiths.

okay, sermon over..please don't forget to leave an offering before you leave. 8)

[pimpchichi]

ohmigod barry is dick cheney!!

[whipone]

http://weather.ou.edu/~mjames/albums/yfp/vpdebate.jpg

[ucicare]

ohmigod barry is dick cheney!!

Where have you been? My cover was blown long ago.
I am a Dick Cheney Clone.

Barry

[pimpchichi]

ahhh.. like that saddam the us have in custody..
the old switcheroonie....
the administrations thinking ahead i see... i guess i gotta grudgingly admire that

[MEDICVET]

http://weather.ou.edu/~mjames/albums/yfp/vpdebate.jpg

http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/laughing.gif

[Dr.Roboto]

ohmigod barry is dick cheney!!

Where have you been? My cover was blown long ago.
I am a Dick Cheney Clone.

Barry

pfff no your not your just his engineer, that bastard is a super high tech robot from the future. i mean come on we all know about the robotic heart

[ucicare]

ohmigod barry is dick cheney!!

Where have you been? My cover was blown long ago.
I am a Dick Cheney Clone.

Barry

pfff no your not your just his engineer, that bastard is a super high tech robot from the future. i mean come on we all know about the robotic heart

This entire forum is a threat to national security. You all know too much, and are far to hard to deceive. I have no choice left but to activate the death rays, and destroy the servers that host this cesspool. Say goodbye everyone. I have activated the count down to Armageddon.

Barry

[Dr.Roboto]

sweet, Armageddon was alright movie, wide screen or regular?

[ratatouille]

God is great!

All glory to Allah!

"A man can have sex with animals such as sheep, cows, camels and so on. However he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village, however selling the meat to the next door village should be fine."
(Ayatollah Khomeini / 1902-1989 / Tahrirolvasyleh / 1990)

"A man can have sexual pleasure from a child as young as a baby. However he should not penetrate, sodomising the child is OK. If the man penetrates and damages the child then he should be responsible for her subsistence all her life. This girl, however does not count as one of his four permanent wives."
(Ayatollah Khomeini / 1902-1989 / Tahrirolvasyleh / 1990)

[Your Friend Whipone]

See? I was right!

[Nursey]

God is great!

All glory to Allah!

"A man can have sex with animals such as sheep, cows, camels and so on. However he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village, however selling the meat to the next door village should be fine."
(Ayatollah Khomeini / 1902-1989 / Tahrirolvasyleh / 1990)

"A man can have sexual pleasure from a child as young as a baby. However he should not penetrate, sodomising the child is OK. If the man penetrates and damages the child then he should be responsible for her subsistence all her life. This girl, however does not count as one of his four permanent wives."
(Ayatollah Khomeini / 1902-1989 / Tahrirolvasyleh / 1990)

I'm no fan of Ayatollah Khomenei, but it needs to be said that the quotes above attributed to him are distortions and mistranslations. And even if they weren't, 'Ayatollah Khomenei' ( or 'Osama Bin Laden') is no more synonymous with 'Allah' than 'Jerry Falwell' is with 'God'.

http://www.homa.org/khomeneiSayings.html
"A man can have sex with animals such as sheep's, cows, camels and so on. However....."

I don't know if I should laugh or cry. Laugh at these jokes or cry for ignorant of who believe these!!
Although I know that real Muslims won't ever believe these shameful lies but to show the people who doubt I will write. In this part they haven't even shown Farsi documents and that's mean they themselves know that they are lying. But they won't ever confess because of their enmity with Islamic revolution in Iran and especially with Ayatollah Khomeini.
As all you know in Islamic laws we have some punishments. For example if someone drinks wine or kill another person or any work against Islamic laws he/she should be punished and Islam won't ever punish anyone for "Halal" things, all punishments are for doing "Harams". So, if in Islamic laws we see punishment for a work it shows that work is surely "Haram".
Now if you look at this part of Ayatollah Khomeini's book you will see the punishment of having sex with animals:
"Tahrir alwasile": the book of "Hudud"(legal punishments),saying in have sex with animals and dead. Numbers: 1,2,3
http://www.wilayah.org/arabi/ahkam/tahrir/index.htm
Now for people who don't know Arabic I translate these numbers briefly:

1- Having sex with animals has punishments and it depends upon the dictum of leader and...
3- If someone repeat this work if he hasn't punished yet he should be punished but if he had been punished before for this work and he again repeat it, he should be killed for the fourth time.-though as a precaution-(If he repeated it three times and after each time he had been punished for the fourth time he should be killed)
Now I ask you how can this work be allowed in Islam?!!!!!!! Allah-o-Akbar

And they have continued:

"However he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. He should not sell the meat to the people......."

As I searched in the "Tahriri Al wasile" ; it is written in "Tahrir al wasile":
The book of eatables and drinkables: saying about animals, number 22,23
http://www.wilayah.org/arabi/ahkam/tahrir/index.htm

22-One of things which cause that an animal being Haram ,Although it was Hala, is that a human have sex with it and...... and because of this work(sodomizing with animal) it's meat and the meat of it's lamb which will be born after sodomizing will all be Haram and it's milk and wool and hair too.
23- If the animal which someone had sex with it is one of the eatable animals like sheep and cow and camel it should be killed (Zebh) and burned....... And if it is on of the animals which is not eatable usually and are used for riding and transportation, like horse and donkey ,it should be taken out of the city and be solved in the other city.

Where do you see this:" however selling the meat to the next door village should be fine." ? Animal's meat is Haram how can you sell it in to the next door village?!!!
Ayatollah Khomeni has written in his book that you can sell the animals which are used for riding and transportation in the other cities,but they have written: selling the meat of the animal in next door villages is fine!!!!!
Where Ayatollah Khomeini wrote these?!!
I told you in the previous parts that they have written a book they haven't translate it!!!
The fourth part of their sayings:

"If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, a ewe ,or a camel ,their urine and their excrements become impure and....."

http://www.homa.org/khomeneiSayings.html
If you look at number 22 which I have translated briefly in previous lines you will see that they have changed the main text. And there you can see an antic.
As you saw in the third part they has written :"You can sell the meat of this animal in the next door village" but here they say(as it is in the Tahrir al wasile):"You should burn the animal as quickly as possible."
Here you see contradiction between their translations. It is the strongest reason which proves that they changed the main text for their benefits.
Here is response to my questions i got from the site of Ayatullah Khamenei...

Assalamu alaikum!
Several allegations were made by some anti-islamic sites, that i want you to comment.

1) It was claimed it is allowed In Islam for man to have sexual pleasure from a child as young as a baby ( i.e. not reached the age of puberty). Is it true?

2)It was claimed it is allowed for man to have sex with animals such as sheeps, cows, camels and so on? It was further alleged that the man should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village, however selling the meat to the next door village should be fine. IS IT TRUE?

3) If above-mentioned acts are haram, then does shariah prescribe any punishment for those who commit such acts?
I appreciate your quick reply
Wassalamu alaikum

*******************************************
Dear Brother,
Salamun `alaykum wa Rahmatullahi wa Barakatuhu.
With apologies for the delay, the answer is as follows:

Bismihi Ta`ala
1) It is impermissible to do sexual intercourse with a child girl (before the age of Islamically legal puberty) i.e. if one made a marriage contract with her. However, there is no objection in kissing and touching her. And the thing mentioned in the book of "Tahrir al-wasilah" by the late Imam Khomeini (q.) means there exists no proof that this act (marriage with a young girl) is haram (prohibited).

2) It is impermissible to do intercourse with an animal and if anybody did it, it would be haram to eat the meat of this animal and - according to the strongest view in case of the female animal and the obligatory precaution in case of male - it is also haram to eat the meat of their offspring after penetration. The case is also the same with their milk, wool and hair. Moreover, it is obligatory - in case of edible animals - to slaughter and burn it while in case of the animal which is used for riding - like horse, camel, etc - it is obligatory to sell it at another place (country, city, and etc.).

3) The person does intercourse with an animal should be punished with ta`zir (either to be lashed or to be kept in prison) according to the view of the hakim (the Supreme Muslim Authority).

Source (http://www.shiachat.com/forum/lofiversion/index.php/t4867.html)

[Checkmate]

Every positive value has its price in negative terms...The genius of Einstein leads to Hiroshima.

What is the price of god?

[mia]

Has anybody read Conversations with God by Neale Donald Walsh?

[ratatouille]

God is great!

All glory to Allah!

"A man can have sex with animals such as sheep, cows, camels and so on. However he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village, however selling the meat to the next door village should be fine."
(Ayatollah Khomeini / 1902-1989 / Tahrirolvasyleh / 1990)

"A man can have sexual pleasure from a child as young as a baby. However he should not penetrate, sodomising the child is OK. If the man penetrates and damages the child then he should be responsible for her subsistence all her life. This girl, however does not count as one of his four permanent wives."
(Ayatollah Khomeini / 1902-1989 / Tahrirolvasyleh / 1990)

I'm no fan of Ayatollah Khomenei, but it needs to be said that the quotes above attributed to him are distortions and mistranslations. And even if they weren't, 'Ayatollah Khomenei' ( or 'Osama Bin Laden') is no more synonymous with 'Allah' than 'Jerry Falwell' is with 'God'.

http://www.homa.org/khomeneiSayings.html
"A man can have sex with animals such as sheep's, cows, camels and so on. However....."

I don't know if I should laugh or cry. Laugh at these jokes or cry for ignorant of who believe these!!
Although I know that real Muslims won't ever believe these shameful lies but to show the people who doubt I will write. In this part they haven't even shown Farsi documents and that's mean they themselves know that they are lying. But they won't ever confess because of their enmity with Islamic revolution in Iran and especially with Ayatollah Khomeini.
As all you know in Islamic laws we have some punishments. For example if someone drinks wine or kill another person or any work against Islamic laws he/she should be punished and Islam won't ever punish anyone for "Halal" things, all punishments are for doing "Harams". So, if in Islamic laws we see punishment for a work it shows that work is surely "Haram".
Now if you look at this part of Ayatollah Khomeini's book you will see the punishment of having sex with animals:
"Tahrir alwasile": the book of "Hudud"(legal punishments),saying in have sex with animals and dead. Numbers: 1,2,3
http://www.wilayah.org/arabi/ahkam/tahrir/index.htm
Now for people who don't know Arabic I translate these numbers briefly:

1- Having sex with animals has punishments and it depends upon the dictum of leader and...
3- If someone repeat this work if he hasn't punished yet he should be punished but if he had been punished before for this work and he again repeat it, he should be killed for the fourth time.-though as a precaution-(If he repeated it three times and after each time he had been punished for the fourth time he should be killed)
Now I ask you how can this work be allowed in Islam?!!!!!!! Allah-o-Akbar

And they have continued:

"However he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. He should not sell the meat to the people......."

As I searched in the "Tahriri Al wasile" ; it is written in "Tahrir al wasile":
The book of eatables and drinkables: saying about animals, number 22,23
http://www.wilayah.org/arabi/ahkam/tahrir/index.htm

22-One of things which cause that an animal being Haram ,Although it was Hala, is that a human have sex with it and...... and because of this work(sodomizing with animal) it's meat and the meat of it's lamb which will be born after sodomizing will all be Haram and it's milk and wool and hair too.
23- If the animal which someone had sex with it is one of the eatable animals like sheep and cow and camel it should be killed (Zebh) and burned....... And if it is on of the animals which is not eatable usually and are used for riding and transportation, like horse and donkey ,it should be taken out of the city and be solved in the other city.

Where do you see this:" however selling the meat to the next door village should be fine." ? Animal's meat is Haram how can you sell it in to the next door village?!!!
Ayatollah Khomeni has written in his book that you can sell the animals which are used for riding and transportation in the other cities,but they have written: selling the meat of the animal in next door villages is fine!!!!!
Where Ayatollah Khomeini wrote these?!!
I told you in the previous parts that they have written a book they haven't translate it!!!
The fourth part of their sayings:

"If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, a ewe ,or a camel ,their urine and their excrements become impure and....."

http://www.homa.org/khomeneiSayings.html
If you look at number 22 which I have translated briefly in previous lines you will see that they have changed the main text. And there you can see an antic.
As you saw in the third part they has written :"You can sell the meat of this animal in the next door village" but here they say(as it is in the Tahrir al wasile):"You should burn the animal as quickly as possible."
Here you see contradiction between their translations. It is the strongest reason which proves that they changed the main text for their benefits.
Here is response to my questions i got from the site of Ayatullah Khamenei...

Assalamu alaikum!
Several allegations were made by some anti-islamic sites, that i want you to comment.

1) It was claimed it is allowed In Islam for man to have sexual pleasure from a child as young as a baby ( i.e. not reached the age of puberty). Is it true?

2)It was claimed it is allowed for man to have sex with animals such as sheeps, cows, camels and so on? It was further alleged that the man should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village, however selling the meat to the next door village should be fine. IS IT TRUE?

3) If above-mentioned acts are haram, then does shariah prescribe any punishment for those who commit such acts?
I appreciate your quick reply
Wassalamu alaikum

*******************************************
Dear Brother,
Salamun `alaykum wa Rahmatullahi wa Barakatuhu.
With apologies for the delay, the answer is as follows:

Bismihi Ta`ala
1) It is impermissible to do sexual intercourse with a child girl (before the age of Islamically legal puberty) i.e. if one made a marriage contract with her. However, there is no objection in kissing and touching her. And the thing mentioned in the book of "Tahrir al-wasilah" by the late Imam Khomeini (q.) means there exists no proof that this act (marriage with a young girl) is haram (prohibited).

2) It is impermissible to do intercourse with an animal and if anybody did it, it would be haram to eat the meat of this animal and - according to the strongest view in case of the female animal and the obligatory precaution in case of male - it is also haram to eat the meat of their offspring after penetration. The case is also the same with their milk, wool and hair. Moreover, it is obligatory - in case of edible animals - to slaughter and burn it while in case of the animal which is used for riding - like horse, camel, etc - it is obligatory to sell it at another place (country, city, and etc.).

3) The person does intercourse with an animal should be punished with ta`zir (either to be lashed or to be kept in prison) according to the view of the hakim (the Supreme Muslim Authority).

Source (http://www.shiachat.com/forum/lofiversion/index.php/t4867.html)
I suppose it varies depending which website you look at. I only used one source so I am not arguing with yours.

[ratatouille]

I used Google and found the same sources you did, and could not find anything on Snopes.com to back up my quotes.
I apologize for the untrue quotes. I got them here: http://atheisme.free.fr/Quotes/Authors_5.htm

[MEDICVET]

interesting comparision with Einstein and the Abomb there. Reminds me of what oppenheimer said "I am become death, destroyer of worlds", and was quoting a hindu scripture, I believe..please correct me if I am wrong.

By the way, I am not looking for traditional various scriptural interpretations of whether or not God as ya'll perceive God is an asshole or not..there would be plenty of evidence to support the fact that he is if that is the fact.

Rather I am interested in your own personal beliefs and interpretations if GOD AS YOU UNDERSTAND GOD (NOT AS OTHERS DO) is an asshole or not, and if so or not, THEN to back it up with some references, resources, footnotes, or personal experiences to back up either opinion.

By the way, any religion can be perverted..by twisting it, or EVEN by taking it literally..does that make God inherently evil? or man inherently evil? or God inherently evil by CREATING man as being inherently evil?

just curious.

[Nursey]

I take my personal experience and (holistic) view of reality first, and then appropriate what i consider the relevant aspect of that with the term 'God'. I could call it anything, eg. 'Ultimate Truth', 'Mr. Flappybangwanjo' etc., but you get the idea. The difference is that most people do it the other way round...by taking someone else's term / definition of 'God' which doesn't fit their own experience of reality, which they then reject for obvious reasons ('chucking out the baby with the bathwater'?), or they attempt to shape their reality to the definition. (Though sometimes another person's definition will tie in with your own personal experience). So, i do 'believe in God'. And since it's reality, and its 'me' (albeit on a scale / dimension generally outwith my normal day-to-day ability to perceive)...i have no problem with it. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/agentnursey.gif

[MEDICVET]

Nursey, yup, yer a UU like me..cus that just about summed up how I feel on matters..

I already knew what I believed, THEN found the UU church and discovered it reflected it beautifully. Now I have a place I can go (even if it's only online cus the nearest church is too far away, so I'm a member of the online UU church) to grow and develop spiritually and find fellowship and learn from others without being told what to and what not to believe or have anything rammed down my throat. It's a very refreshing experience.

I find Buddhism to have some very fundamental truths, and am also interested in Sufism, but recently have been taking online courses on Judaism. :) If I may ask, nursey, where have your spiritual travels been taking you recently?

The last UU service I attended had a terrific sermon that used Peck's "The Road Less Traveled" as a guideline, and was really fascinating. Are you able to or do you attend services regularly?

My kids are Christian, and that is their faith and I have no problem with that. Both go to different Christian churches in town.

[Nursey]

Nursey, yup, yer a UU like me


*Stands shaking with lips very tightly pursed, unless to part them briefly to bare teeth*

I..................have never........been so insulted in all my time here at fugly!!!!! What the fucking hell do you take me for woman!!!?! A stretch-nylon elasticated waistband wearing cult brainwashed subserviant MUG who goes to sing with a bunch of other self proclaimed 'SHEEP' ("La la la la la...Ohhhhhh He has come lalallalala teach me, heal me") CHRRRRRRIST!!! Where's that big fat fucking lard chugging nob-faced he-filly with the large jiggling fem-butt...BARRY? I want to kick his timid, friendly facial sphincter halfway down the back of his girthy worshitful bleating gullet. And you get a kick in the cunt for believing him. :x

[DrBungle]

If she's referring to Universal Unitarians then I think you might have the wrong idea, Nursey-poo.

I've only gone the one time, and Jesus, sin, how to live your life was never addressed nor mentioned. I sat there with my wife holding my hand on one side and our girlfriend holding my hand on the other and no one blinked an eye. It seemed to be more like a theology college course.

[MEDICVET]

wow ...sure did get ya all riled up there nursey..sounds like ya got some 'xtian' issues like I used to have..used to be real prejudiced against Christians due to some bad experiences...that's why I'm not one, but I am learning that Christians are just people too, albeit some of them are some 'righteously' fucked up people. ;)

Last time I attended a UU service was about two years ago, but their online place is pretty neat. So I guess Barry gave me the wrong impression about you being a UU too then I gather? :P

[Nursey]

Quite frankly, i'm apalled, Bungle-lily. Have you people got no morals? Why, when you have your woman and she has you does some other entity's tongue and lusty flaps have to come wedging itself into your perfect balance of dark and light energy human sexual vortexuality? What is she? Some sort of parasite that wishes to hook herself into the divine synergy of opposites in order to suckle the force that she is incapable of generating for herself!? Are you a bunch of wild, rutting fornifuckatory goats or something!!? It might be time for you to request God's cleansing spiritual enema before your soul is cast into the bile ducts of the beast, where those who are slaves to the flesh are dissolved before making their way to the firey faecal pits of hell. I thought you were such a nice boy too.:|

[MEDICVET]

so then you think that more than a duo upsets the yin yang balance or something, nursey? or is it more that you are too selfish to share? :P

[DrBungle]

Quite frankly, i'm apalled, Bungle-lily. Have you people got no morals? Why, when you have your woman and she has you does some other entity's tongue and lusty flaps have to come wedging itself into your perfect balance of dark and light energy human sexual vortexuality? What is she? Some sort of parasite that wishes to hook herself into the divine synergy of opposites in order to suckle the force that she is incapable of generating for herself!? Are you a bunch of wild, rutting fornifuckatory goats or something!!? It might be time for you to request God's cleansing spiritual enema before your soul is cast into the bile ducts of the beast, where those who are slaves to the flesh are dissolved before making their way to the firey faecal pits of hell. I thought you were such a nice boy too.:|

Oh, its much too late for us. :twisted:

[mia]

Once again has anyone read Conversations with God by Neale Donald Walsch? A lot of what is published in this book makes sense to me. Nursey would you like to intervene here and make a mockery of all that I am, you clever clever beaver toothed anorexic dick whack naddy sack?

[MEDICVET]

I have that on on order from the library now..just got off the phone with them..it is a small town library, but they are used to me callin in and gettin stuff from other cities..sometimes they have to order stuff from universities..half the time they keep the stuff at their library and don't send it back, so for a small town, this is a pretty well stocked library. ;)

[Nursey]

Nursey would you like to intervene here and make a mockery of all that I am, you clever clever beaver toothed anorexic dick whack naddy sack?

Now you're beginning to speak the language you canny little chameleonic cunt-bap! You see? Much better than 'needle dick' and 'hairy arsed whore'! 8)

[Your Friend Whipone]

http://mamba.neostrada.pl/funny/51/zakonnica.jpg

[smiles]

you clever clever beaver toothed anorexic dick whack naddy sack?


give a dog a bone?


yes QUITE original

[MEDICVET]

whipone you have now officially fucking terrified me...

for some reaon that pic has incredibly turned me on...

:shock:

[Nursey]

so then you think that more than a duo upsets the yin yang balance or something, nursey? or is it more that you are too selfish to share? :P

Perhaps it might be better if i just show you...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/emilytheslut.gif

As you see, in the beast with three backs, its all hi-jinx and whooping and slapping, chopping and changing, then prolonged periods of heaving and sighing together as one large trigenitalled orgasmo-fusion. 'Great!', you might think, but what those industrious little lust-monkeys make up for on the level of fleshly stimulation they lose in another dimension. This is due to the fact that the energy is splitting threeways, which, though still pleasurable in the non-physical aspects of being, don't come anywhere near as powerful to what can be attained in the energy-body dimension by the lowest common denominator unit of genito-polar opposites. And even when the happy little trio forms itself into little 'conventional' duos, the coupling will still be leaking coital chi from the ethereal body due to their usual behavioural patterns and the energetic pathways that will be left open.
Now observe the next graphic...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/vortexuality.gif

..a handsome, toned, well tuned and tightly sealed vessel comprising of your noble cumrades, myself and Pimp, and no nasty leaks...and behold! We are channelling ecstactimorgasmic almighty torrents of sacred fuck-fuck chi straight up from the base of our spines and out through the crowns like the two halves of a human nozzlehead for an almighty cosmic ejaculatory fountain. Isn't it nice, everybody?

So, just to quickly recap:

Remaining mainly within the realms of fleshly pleasure ( stimulus=nerve endings=on-off switch=binary ) = http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/neocunt.gif

Transcending dualty of earthly etc ( gyroscopic 'quantumgasms', lift off, hot sucky-fucky with synergetic energy returns ) = http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/taospin.gif


Now i leave you to decide for yourselves as to which direction on the path your destiny beckons. Choose carefully! :o


....................................http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v480/pimpchichi/salvializardleft.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/bendyman.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v480/pimpchichi/salvializard.gif.................................. ..

[Nursey]

Janitor! I mean - JEFE! You may edit my green post empty!
so then you think that more than a duo upsets the yin yang balance or something, nursey? or is it more that you are too selfish to share? :P

Perhaps it might be better if i just show you...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/emilytheslut.gif

As you see, in the beast with three backs, its all hi-jinx and whooping and slapping, chopping and changing, then prolonged periods of heaving and sighing together as one large trigenitalled orgasmo-fusion. 'Great!', you might think, but what those industrious little lust-monkeys make up for on the level of fleshly stimulation they lose in another dimension. This is due to the fact that the energy is splitting threeways, which, though still pleasurable in the non-physical aspects of being, don't come anywhere near as powerful to what can be attained in the energy-body dimension by the lowest common denominator unit of genito-polar opposites. And even when the happy little trio forms itself into little 'conventional' duos, the coupling will still be leaking coital chi from the ethereal body due to their usual behavioural patterns and the energetic pathways that will be left open.
Now observe the next graphic...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/vortexuality.gif

..a handsome, toned, well tuned and tightly sealed vessel comprising of your noble cumrades, myself and Pimp, and no nasty leaks...and behold! We are channelling ecstactimorgasmic almighty torrents of sacred fuck-fuck chi straight up from the base of our spines and out through the crowns like the two halves of a human nozzlehead for an almighty cosmic ejaculatory fountain. Isn't it nice, everybody?

So, just to quickly recap:

Remaining mainly within the realms of fleshly pleasure ( stimulus=nerve endings=on-off switch=binary ) = http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/neocunt.gif

Transcending dualty of earthly etc ( gyroscopic 'quantumgasms', lift off, hot sucky-fucky with synergetic energy returns ) = http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/taospin.gif


Now i leave you to decide for yourselves as to which direction on the path your destiny beckons. Choose carefully! :o


....................................http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v480/pimpchichi/salvializardleft.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/bendyman.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v480/pimpchichi/salvializard.gif.................................. ..

[pimpchichi]

listen to her medivet and bunghole... she is giving you excellent advice..

for free!! :shock:

[Your Friend Whipone]

I'm 95% certain that CORPSEMAN doesn't have a clue what just happened there.

[MEDICVET]

my dear whipone you would be wrong. I found it very philosophically and yet carnally enlightening.

[DrBungle]

so then you think that more than a duo upsets the yin yang balance or something, nursey? or is it more that you are too selfish to share? :P

Perhaps it might be better if i just show you...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/emilytheslut.gif

As you see, in the beast with three backs, its all hi-jinx and whooping and slapping, chopping and changing, then prolonged periods of heaving and sighing together as one large trigenitalled orgasmo-fusion. 'Great!', you might think, but what those industrious little lust-monkeys make up for on the level of fleshly stimulation they lose in another dimension. This is due to the fact that the energy is splitting threeways, which, though still pleasurable in the non-physical aspects of being, don't come anywhere near as powerful to what can be attained in the energy-body dimension by the lowest common denominator unit of genito-polar opposites. And even when the happy little trio forms itself into little 'conventional' duos, the coupling will still be leaking coital chi from the ethereal body due to their usual behavioural patterns and the energetic pathways that will be left open.
Now observe the next graphic...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/vortexuality.gif

..a handsome, toned, well tuned and tightly sealed vessel comprising of your noble cumrades, myself and Pimp, and no nasty leaks...and behold! We are channelling ecstactimorgasmic almighty torrents of sacred fuck-fuck chi straight up from the base of our spines and out through the crowns like the two halves of a human nozzlehead for an almighty cosmic ejaculatory fountain. Isn't it nice, everybody?

So, just to quickly recap:

Remaining mainly within the realms of fleshly pleasure ( stimulus=nerve endings=on-off switch=binary ) = http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/neocunt.gif

Transcending dualty of earthly etc ( gyroscopic 'quantumgasms', lift off, hot sucky-fucky with synergetic energy returns ) = http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/taospin.gif


Now i leave you to decide for yourselves as to which direction on the path your destiny beckons. Choose carefully! :o


....................................http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v480/pimpchichi/salvializardleft.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/bendyman.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v480/pimpchichi/salvializard.gif.................................. ..

But, if there are three people wouldn't there be three times the amount of energy present? Could it be that a third body could change the flow to incorparate all lovers?

[Nursey]

But, if there are three people wouldn't there be three times the amount of energy present? Could it be that a third body could change the flow to incorparate all lovers?

Herein, dear Bungle-lily, lies the key...


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/taospin.gif

[Your Friend Whipone]

But, if there are three people wouldn't there be three times the amount of energy present? Could it be that a third body could change the flow to incorparate all lovers?

Herein, dear Bungle-lily, lies the key...


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/taospin.gif

Dude, take George Micheal's advice in a situation like this:

"Sex is better when it's... one on one"

[MEDICVET]

God is great!

All glory to Allah!

ALLAHU AKBAR!

8)

[Nursey]

Assalamu alaikum.

[DrBungle]

But, if there are three people wouldn't there be three times the amount of energy present? Could it be that a third body could change the flow to incorparate all lovers?

Herein, dear Bungle-lily, lies the key...


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/taospin.gif

I see! Well, I think my wife and I have that going for us. Our g/f doesn't live with us or anything. In fact, she's five hours away.

But, we are thinking of moving, and she would be a roomate...

[pimpchichi]

whooooooooosh!

[DrBungle]

Don't you woosh me!

[Checkmate]

I can see it now " what do you mean you never knew your wife was a lesbian"? what was your first clue, when she wanted her lover to move in with you and be your "ROOMATE".

No good will come of this situation, I am speaking from personal, horrifiying experience of heartache and loss. While it's fun and exciting now, it will just serve to drive a wedge in between you and your wife.

I hope I am wrong.

[DrBungle]

Man, so do I.

[MEDICVET]

Don't worry about the whole duality thing..although I have been 'educated', I am still a 'charlie brown' type character, futilely hoping that this time lucy will fucking let me kick the football..in other words, an optimist..I believe love will prevail. ;)

[DrBungle]

Love and an insistance on communication and a willingness to seek outside help with problems that aren't resolving themselves.

[FredVegas]

Assalamu alaikum.

Wa alaikum assalam wa rahmatu Allah.


Has anybody read Conversations with God by Neale Donald Walsh?

It's Walsch, champ. You should read Gibran's The Prophet (http://leb.net/gibran/) if you haven't yet. Gibran > Walsch...[/url]

[MEDICVET]

I just bought The Prophet myself, and have heard so much about it but never got around to checking it out before now..also noticed other writings by him when I bought the book..but had never heard of those before.