SHEER TALENT!

[MEDICVET]

I am so friggin proud I could just burst! Seriously. My twelve year old son brought me a note from his 7th grade creative writing teacher,who was concerned about the language he used in an assignment. I just got off the phone with the teacher, and she finally agreed with me that since there was nothing in the assignment that said 'foul language not allowed'. The teacher said it should be a given, I said the assignment should have stated if there were boundaries. Frankly, I think that it shows a hell of a lot of talent! I finally convinced the wrinkled old prune of a teacher that she had truly been encouraging him for him to express himself so well, and that he would not turn in any assignments in the future with cuss words since he knew now not to. And she agreed that if it was a college creative writing class, she might have given him a 'B', or at the very least, not given him the F he got.

so the grade was changed to a 'C'. The assignment was to write a poem about Valentines Day. here is the poem:


Valentine's Day

Hearts, roses, kisses galore.
What the hell is all this shit for?
People get mushy and start acting queer.
It is definetly the most annoying day of the year.
The day needs to get the hell over with and pass.
Before I shove a dozen roses up cupids ass.
I'll spend the day so drunk I can not speak.
And I'll wear only black the rest of the week.
Guys act all sweet but it soon will fade.
For all they are trying to do is get laid.
The arros cupid shot me must not have hit.
Because I think love is a big crock of shit.
So here is my story, what else can I say?
Love bites ass....fuck Valentine's Day!



(I left the poem exactly as he wrote it, mispellings, grammatical errors and all)

My kid has seriously got some talent!

[ucicare]

That is one fine piece of literary art! You should be proud.

I predict it becomes the hottest thing on the internet.

Barry

[smiles]

why dont you two just get it over with and 69 each others wrinkled love tools until the smell becomes so noxious you both pass out and fucking die

[ucicare]

why dont you two just get it over with and 69 each others wrinkled love tools until the smell becomes so noxious you both pass out and fucking die

I have never had a man jealous over me before. That is really an odd feeling.

Barry

[MEDICVET]

especially over such as hot sex goddess as me! :P 8) :lol:

[smiles]

my plans foiled again... damn u barry! DAMN YOU!


I (heart) medicvet :D :) :( :o :lol: 8) :? :shock: :x :P :oops: :cry: :wink: :roll: :twisted: :evil: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow:

[DrBungle]

By what criteria did he lose enough points to get a C? I'd still be arguing.

[ucicare]

my plans foiled again... damn u barry! DAMN YOU!


I (heart) medicvet :D :) :( :o :lol: 8) :? :shock: :x :P :oops: :cry: :wink: :roll: :twisted: :evil: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow:


I am boringly but happily married, with fidelity, for 30 years. Maybe Medicvet won't mind if you make a move. I am not a very good prospect for internet romance.

Barry

[MEDICVET]

he's just saying that because he's shy..we are carrying on an explicit, illicet, and extremly torrid affair.

but with none of the gross shit whipone pulls out for shock value to make up for his microscopic talent.

[ucicare]

he's just saying that because he's shy..we are carrying on an explicit, illicet, and extremly torrid affair.


Send me the video. I was too drunk to remember what happened.

Barry

[MEDICVET]

that's okay, I still respect you.

::::: reminisces and lights ciggy :::::::::

[Your Friend]

Your son has some issues. Does he have other problems at school? Just asking. Love is a wonderful thing. I think it's the best thing in the world!

[MEDICVET]

I would be very concerned about my son if at 12 he DIDN'T have issues.
yeesh.

[ucicare]

I would be very concerned about my son if at 12 he DIDN'T have issues.
yeesh.

Good point.

Barry