DWAINE IS IN THE HOSPITAL

[fuckstick]

Dwaine is in the hospital and will be going under the knife.
Dwaine is the one who owns tattooedscumbag.com if you didn't know.
I am looking to start some kind of donation to help him out. If you have any ideas please let me know. Dwaine is a grate person and loves to help others. So lets show him the same respect and help him with these bad times.

[Nursey]

Let him know that recent lab tests suggest that colonic-orificial dilations have proven highly beneficial in post-operative recovery of libido in hamsters and sheep and that i am just a plane ride away, waiting on standby with plenty polythene sheeting should he decide to grant me access to his gentle parts, and that i promise that, providing he doesn't struggle it wont hurt, and will give him a tremendous sense of release.
Get well soon Dwaine,
Love Nursey xx

[ratatouille]

NOOooooo! Dwainey-poo! I hope you recover quickly! XOXOX

[ratatouille]

has anyone spoken with him? is he okay?

[Fugly]

His brother keeps emailing me. He says that he might not have to have surgery but that he's pretty messed up. He was apparantly preforming a sex act on a man in exchange for crack cocaine and had some kind of a seizure or something. I don't really know all the details. Did anybody call him? He posted his phone number on his site.

[Coma White]

I thought they were going to give him a much needed liposuction.

[DangerousDan]

I thought they were going to give him a much needed liposuction.

http://www.soakingwetchild.net/thebadnewsbears/buttermakerchocolateball.aif

[ratatouille]

Call Dwaine if you can (919)413-6773

he said he can be reached at his cell if all goes well.

[whipone]

If he dies can I have his guns?

[ratatouille]

If he dies can I have his guns?
my guess is no, but you could call him to ask.

[Fugly]

I don't have a phone. Did anyone call him and ask what's the matter? The poor bastard suffers from so many ailments I can't keep track of them all.

[ucicare]

I got his voice mail at the number.

He was having real bad headaches last week. I don't know if it is related.

Barry

[ratatouille]

He's home now and sleeping. I am sure he'll show up and tell us all what the story is.

[Reizvolles]

We do miss you Dwaine, you big hairy sex toy. Get back here in a hurry. Sleep all you need, then plonk that big ass back in your computer chair.

[Dwaine Scum]

It was another attack of diverticulosis (http://digestive.niddk.nih.gov/ddiseases/pubs/diverticulosis/) again. it didnt pucture my intestine this time, so better luck next time

[ucicare]

It was another attack of diverticulosis (http://digestive.niddk.nih.gov/ddiseases/pubs/diverticulosis/) again. it didnt pucture my intestine this time, so better luck next time


Lock up the wife and kids. The beast lives!

Barry

[ratatouille]

next time try this. if nothing else it will secure you an IV shot of dilaudid.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v433/ratatouille/colonblowhotsauce.jpg
glad yer back dude.

[Nursey]

It was another attack of diverticulosis (http://digestive.niddk.nih.gov/ddiseases/pubs/diverticulosis/) again. it didnt pucture my intestine this time, so better luck next time
Time to file a lawsuit (http://fugly.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=45&highlight=bojangles).:?

[Nursey]

*Weeps at the foolhardy, youthful folly (http://fugly.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2910&highlight=bojangles).*

[Dwaine Scum]

hahah there plenty of fibre....


Anyways, havent had any bojangles in like a year

[Nauseous]

Glad that you're gonna be alright, Dwaine. :)

I get to go to the hospital Thursday for an MRI.

We're the posterchildren for healthy America, huh?

[Coma White]

Good to hear it went allright ya fatass, now get back to raping mogoloids

[Dwaine Scum]

Good to hear it went allright ya fatass, now get back to raping mogoloids

*homer simpson voice*

MMMMM mongoloids....

[Lomotil]

One of us... One of us... One of us... ;)