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Nursey
12-16-2004, 06:24 AM
Oh great. Just as the world teeters on the brink of total all-out war, the likes of which could feasibley wipe out our species, we experience the greatest amount of sunspot activity (http://www.nature.com/news/2004/041025/pf/041025-15_pf.html) ever known for over 1000 years, and now this...thing...finds itself irresistibley drawn and locked into a 50 day orbit around us...
New 'moon' found around Earth (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/2251386.stm)

An amateur astronomer may have found another moon of the Earth. Experts say it may have only just arrived.
Much uncertainty surrounds the mysterious object, designated J002E3. It could be a passing chunk of rock captured by the Earth's gravity, or it could be a discarded rocket casing coming back to our region of space.

It was discovered by Bill Yeung, from his observatory in Arizona, US, and reported as a passing Near-Earth Object.

It was soon realised, however, that far from passing us, it was in fact in a 50-day orbit around the Earth.

Paul Chodas, of the American space agency's Jet Propulsion Laboratory in California, says it must have just arrived or it would have been easily detected long ago.

Calculations suggest it may have been captured earlier this year.

Moon or junk?

When he detected the object, Bill Yeung contacted the Minor Planet Center in Massachusetts, the clearing house for such discoveries, which gave it the designation J002E3 and posted it on their Near-Earth Object Confirmation webpage.

Soon, however, the object's motion suggested it was in an orbit around the Earth. Its movements had all the hallmarks of being a spent rocket casing or other piece of space junk.

But experts are not completely sure what exactly the object is.

Observations made by Tony Beresford in Australia indicate that the object's position does not match any known piece of space junk.

Observations made in Europe have failed to see any variations in brightness that might be expected from a slowly spinning metallic object.

whocares?
12-16-2004, 11:23 AM
.....or it could be a discarded rocket casing coming back to our region of space.


So the more civilized members of the solar community don't want the trash from our trailer park of a planet left in their back yards? They have developed a system to return our trash. There is intelligent life out there!

Just for record, the predicted Apocolypse occurred in 2003, but due to a warp in the time/space continuum, we are not aware of it yet. This is one way that those who were left behind can avoid being run over by driverless cars.

Oh, and the plague of locust in Israel. Don't forget that. The end is here, and I for one am glad. Now I don't have to finish this boring research project.

Barry

Nursey
12-16-2004, 12:34 PM
"or it could be a discarded rocket casing coming back to our region of space. "

That was covered in the last option which i fucked up...'space junk'.
You know your thread is shit when Barry is the only one to reply.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v185/dstrictnursey/rolleyes.gif

whocares?
12-16-2004, 01:08 PM
Ok, that hurt. Now are we even?


Barry

unlimited-time
12-16-2004, 01:23 PM
I would have replied but i burnt my arm cooking dinner and am feeling very sorry for myself.
Not being to hot this subject, why if they can see thing thousands of miles away can't they get see clearly what this thing is?

whocares?
12-16-2004, 02:36 PM
No kidding here... why wouldn't the cosmos have a "return to sender" policy when it come to trash? The human body rejects foreign objects, and it's immune system fights attackers. If the cosmos is alive, as suspected, why wouldn't it just send the crap back where it came from?

Better yet, what if the milky way is just the lower bowels of the cosmos, and planet earth is an undigested piece of corn. It would really make sense about all the wars, death, disease, hatred ect, if it turned out that we are living on a planet that is destined to be flushed soon.

My head hurts.

Barry

whocares?
12-17-2004, 12:33 AM
Nursey, I can't find any follow up stuff on this article. It was publish back in 2002. What has happened since?


Barry

Robman97
12-17-2004, 11:12 PM
Hmm, well if it is a new Moon, do you think the Government will fake a landing on it? :roll:

ucicare
12-17-2004, 11:30 PM
Nursey, I can't find any follow up stuff on this article. It was publish back in 2002. What has happened since?

Nursey
12-18-2004, 10:34 PM
Hmm. (http://www.wired.com/news/print/0,1294,55364,00.html) :|
Ok everybody! No need to keep clenching your buttocks together so tightly anymore. Well, unless Barry's on the prowl of course. :!: