Who wants????

[Dwaine Scum]

to suck warm farts out of my asshole?


Please raise your hands

[KaptainSkitzo]

I'm surprised Strangely Brown isn't knocking on your door already.

[StrangelyBrown]

I'm surprised Strangely Brown isn't knocking on your door already.

You know that i ain't yet which means i can only guess you are as usual sat at the window spying in the hope that you will get a glance of another mans flesh.... really Skitzo.. i know you like books, but you really should stay out of fucking narnia......

[Robman97]

Narnia, that is the last book series I thought I would read referenced here.

[Dwaine Scum]

Narnia, that is the last book series I thought I would read referenced here.

Espicially in a thread about sucking warm farts from my asshole...

[Reizvolles]

Warm farts? Do you often do cold farts, IMC? :shock:

[StrangelyBrown]

Narnia, that is the last book series I thought I would read referenced here.

The point of the joke was that he was in the wardrobe, i.e. in the closet, i.e. closet gay......

Cmon ppl, work with me here, or just kick in Skitzo's head, up to you

[Schmed]

Narnia, that is the last book series I thought I would read referenced here.

The point of the joke was that he was in the wardrobe, i.e. in the closet, i.e. closet gay......

Cmon ppl, work with me here, or just kick in Skitzo's head, up to you

That by the way was a brillant reference SB, don't get me wrong I still know you are a faggot rump ranger who sucks on the cocks of men, but when you are on you are on....

[StrangelyBrown]

:D Well dont be surprised when i tell you to go fuck some corpse then :twisted:

[Dwaine Scum]

Warm farts? Do you often do cold farts, IMC? :shock:
As a matter of fact, (not proud)

[KaptainSkitzo]

I'm surprised Strangely Brown isn't knocking on your door already.

You know that i ain't yet which means i can only guess you are as usual sat at the window spying in the hope that you will get a glance of another mans flesh.... really Skitzo.. i know you like books, but you really should stay out of fucking narnia......

Nah, I've got a sniper rifle, and I'm looking to get another head shot.
It's an easy shot, as big as your (water-)head is.

[StrangelyBrown]

I'm surprised Strangely Brown isn't knocking on your door already.

You know that i ain't yet which means i can only guess you are as usual sat at the window spying in the hope that you will get a glance of another mans flesh.... really Skitzo.. i know you like books, but you really should stay out of fucking narnia......

Nah, I've got a sniper rifle, and I'm looking to get another head shot.
It's an easy shot, as big as your (water-)head is.

Whatever Aslan

[Nauseous]

Just fuck and get it over with already

[StrangelyBrown]

Just fuck and get it over with already

Tad fucking tetchy after your surgery aren't we? You ever had your asshole licked by a ginger book writing prick? If not just ask skitzo, its his forte

[Nauseous]

Yes. I am. Been stuck doing nothing for a week. And I keep seeing a banner on Fugly that reminds me that I have to go back to work, further aggravating and at the same time, depressing me.

I don't know what a ginger book writing asslicker is.

Isn't schmed gay anyway? I think my asshole is safe.

[Nauseous]

Oh... skitzo... same difference...

oops...

[StrangelyBrown]

Yes. I am. Been stuck doing nothing for a week. And I keep seeing a banner on Fugly that reminds me that I have to go back to work, further aggravating and at the same time, depressing me.

I don't know what a ginger book writing asslicker is.

Isn't schmed gay anyway? I think my asshole is safe.

Well what can i say other than use this time wisely to go on THE masterbatathon, i'm sure if your stitches plop out while you scream out while ramming that cucumber home that the surgeon can do them again, if they refuse then perhaps invest in a singer sewing machine.

[Nauseous]

I don't have stitches down there and I don't want to masturbate. I have a boyfriend that'll stick me if I feel so inclined.

My brain has been deprogrammed by television. I have every channel that cable has to offer and I end up watching fucking lifetime and montel williams.

and who uses a cucumber to fuck themselves? i mean really. I can orgasm without touching myself. it's all about muscle control

[StrangelyBrown]

Wow... really, wow.

[Schmed]

I'm gay..like a lesbian...why the hell did my name even get brought into this mess for anyway Barfy???
And SB take it easy on Mr. Tumnus, I think his vaginas feelings are hurt....

[KaptainSkitzo]

Like a lesbian.......so you are into dildo's?
SB is the biggest dildo around here...is he your favorite?

[Schmed]

Like a lesbian.......so you are into dildo's?
SB is the biggest dildo around here...is he your favorite?

No you are my favorite shitzo, you know that. Awwww you are so cute when you are jealous.

[StrangelyBrown]

Like a lesbian.......so you are into dildo's?
SB is the biggest dildo around here...is he your favorite?

If by that you are acknowledging the fact that i am capable of giving many many people sexual gratification then i totally agree. So if i am a dildo you must a jockstrap.... i.e. full of bollocks!

[Nauseous]

Sowwy Schmend. I got cornfused. :oops: