Check out this shit...

[Lomotil]

Just going through some old pictures of mine...

http://home.earthlink.net/~lomotil/misc/Forums/bigshit.jpg

I don't remember dropping this, what I ate, or even taking this picture, but it is my toilet in the picture, and only I use this one.

Kinda wish I'd moved that paper out of the way before shooting - I'd like to know just how fucking long it was...

It does bear a striking resemblance, though...

http://home.earthlink.net/~lomotil/misc/Forums/sausage.jpg

[Nauseous]

Gross. Your toliet looks dirty. And what the fuck is floating in the water with your shit? A maxi pad?

[Lomotil]

It's called "toilet paper" (or "bathroom tissue" to some), and you use it after you pinch a loaf to remove any Klingons from Uranus.

You should try it sometime, y'kno, when you're not in the shower...

[Deebo57]

It looks like one of them sausages you didnt bother to chew.

[Dr.Roboto]

you know 1000 flushes doesnt really last 1000 flushes....

[pimpchichi]

you know.. water isn't actually supposed to be so high in a toilet bowl...

[Lomotil]

It's one of those older toilets that swallow twelve gallons every time - never did like the newer toilets you have to flush three times just to make the shit disappear. Plus, all that extra shit in there was bound to raise the water level a little...

[Deebo57]

never did like the newer toilets you have to flush three times just to make the shit disappear.

i though that just happened 2 me

[Nauseous]

It was still skinny, long shit.

Now take a picture of something you give birth to. You know, when it takes 45 minutes to squeeze the huge mass of poo out. I pushed out something the size of a tennis ball one time. Hurt like hell, but I felt like I had lost about 10 pounds once I was finished. I was proud of that bitch. I almost passed out a couple of times, but to rid myself of it was worth it, I guess.

Next time I have a heavy period, maybe I can take a picture of some of the clots that pass out.

Yes boys...

"Dark, chunky clots of blood can be perfectly normal. Many women get them during their menstrual period when they have days of heavy cramping and heavy bleeding. Your body usually makes things called "anti-coagulants," that keep your blood from clotting as it moves to your vagina and out of your body. But during days of heavy bleeding and cramping, your body is pushing blood so quickly out of you that your body does not have time to release these anti-coagulants. Your blood then clots."

Think... a nice big glob of raspberry jam.

http://owgd1.onewebgroup.net/Merchant2/graphics/00000014/jams/jamrhub275.jpg

Mmmm... mmmm. BITCH

And lomo, I've told you before. I use baby wipes on my ass. You can dig up in there with a baby wipe...

[Dwaine Scum]

I thought one of the meds you took killed your Menses

[Nauseous]

I have been having them regularly for a while... except now I'm two weeks late.

[Deebo57]

thanks for the visual Nauseous,dont know how the fuck one of my boys likes to fuck his girl when she has her period,dont know why she lets him in the first place but..I firgot where I was going with this...fuckin tequila

[Nauseous]

You can swin in the red sea, just can't drink from it.

My boyfriend doesn't give a fuck if I'm hemorrhaging downstairs or not... he just likes to stick it. He's a trooper. :twisted:

[Deebo57]

I dont mind gettin head or going through the back door,I just dont like to see Mr.Happy covered in blood...shit gives me nightmares.

[Dwaine Scum]

UH-OH!!!!! Pukey is late!!! I hope its a boy!

[Nauseous]

I dont mind gettin head or going through the back door,I just dont like to see Mr.Happy covered in blood...shit gives me nightmares.

Well if shit gives you nightmares, you shouldn't go in the backdoor... dummy :shock:

[Nauseous]

UH-OH!!!!! Pukey is late!!! I hope its a boy!

I hope it comes out spread eagle with an ovary in each hand.

If it's a boy, I will name it after you. Or I could name it after the father... Rickjoebobjondave

[Deebo57]

Its not the backdoor action that freaks me out ,PUKEY, fucked a girl with her period once,didnt care for it,I can wait till its over.

[StrangelyBrown]

Its not the backdoor action that freaks me out ,PUKEY, fucked a girl with her period once,didnt care for it,I can wait till its over.

Fuck that! I'll go down on em too, and come up looking like a fucking clown!

[Deebo57]

thats more than I wanted to know,so browndude enjoy the taste of menstruation do we?

[StrangelyBrown]

thats more than I wanted to know,so browndude enjoy the taste of menstruation do we?

Especially the chunky bits.... mmmmm chewy

[Deebo57]

THAT gave me goosebumps...sick fucker.

[Dwaine Scum]

UH-OH!!!!! Pukey is late!!! I hope its a boy!

I hope it comes out spread eagle with an ovary in each hand.



LOL that was pretty fucking funny girl

[Nauseous]

Thought you'd like that. ;)

[KaptainSkitzo]

It was still skinny, long shit.

"Dark, chunky clots of blood can be perfectly normal. Many women get them during their menstrual period when they have days of heavy cramping and heavy bleeding.

I've picked more than a few of those out of my teeth.

[KaptainSkitzo]

thanks for the visual Nauseous,dont know how the fuck one of my boys likes to fuck his girl when she has her period,dont know why she lets him in the first place but..I firgot where I was going with this...fuckin tequila

It's more intimate than you think....if a chick is willing to let you eat/fuck her at that time...you know you've got a good one.

[Nauseous]

Personally, I never liked sex while menstrating. You always have to put a towel down or else the bed will look like a crime scene.

[Lomotil]

Doesn't it always?

[Reizvolles]

Sex while menstrating is mostly sick fuckin males obsessive fantasies. Most decent, moral girls won't do it. Unless they are grotty pigs.

[Deebo57]

exactly

[StrangelyBrown]

Sex while menstrating is mostly sick fuckin males obsessive fantasies. Most decent, moral girls won't do it. Unless they are grotty pigs.

Surely you meant 'all' instead or 'sick'. And 'won't' to 'will happily'.

[Reizvolles]

Shut up you stupid cunt. That wasn't funny, it wasn't intelligent and it made very little sense you fuck knuckle. Assholes like you that push their twisted opinions on others need to be shot with a howitzer.

[StrangelyBrown]

Shut up you stupid cunt. That wasn't funny, it wasn't intelligent and it made very little sense you fuck knuckle. Assholes like you that push their twisted opinions on others need to be shot with a howitzer.

Thanks for posting my thoughts about your post so well. Couldn't of done better myself.....

Just face it, guys wanna fuck chicks when they are 'on'. Even retarded whores that resemble pit bulls licking piss of a stingy nettle like you. YOu should feel loved....

[Reizvolles]

You have no idea what I look like, pencil dick.

And if a guy come near my vagina when I was menstrating, he too would find out what it's like to bleed from your sex organs.

[StrangelyBrown]

You have no idea what I look like, pencil dick.

And if a guy come near my vagina when I was menstrating, he too would find out what it's like to bleed from your sex organs.

No i don't..... but you got a pulse aint ya? And as for the making me bleed thing...... i'm a caring guy... read this -

http://www.fugly.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=84365&highlight=#84365

[Deebo57]

Im feeling the connection between you to. I think if you two made a porn together It would end up as a snuff film.

[Reizvolles]

No i don't..... but you got a pulse aint ya? And as for the making me bleed thing...... i'm a caring guy... read this -

http://www.fugly.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=84365&highlight=#84365
I have a pulse, but that doesn't mean you'll score with me. You have to get past my psychopathic side first. You think I'm a bitch on here? You should should see me in real life. :twisted:

Im feeling the connection between you to. I think if you two made a porn together It would end up as a snuff film.
I'd be the one to snuff that little shit eater. And it wouldn't even come to getting any clothes off. Just him dying slowly.

[Deebo57]

I have to know what the fuck your so bitter about.........

[smiles]

a pineapple and not enough lube.. apparently it got a little messy

[Deebo57]

I figured it was either that or she just cant get laid.

[Reizvolles]

I'm just a bitter person. Was born that way. And the pineapple thing was Skitzo, not me.

[Deebo57]

I got nine inches of remedy for you.....

[smiles]

just make sure you sharpen it first....

[StrangelyBrown]

No i don't..... but you got a pulse aint ya? And as for the making me bleed thing...... i'm a caring guy... read this -

http://www.fugly.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=84365&highlight=#84365
I have a pulse, but that doesn't mean you'll score with me. You have to get past my psychopathic side first. You think I'm a bitch on here? You should should see me in real life. :twisted:

Im feeling the connection between you to. I think if you two made a porn together It would end up as a snuff film.
I'd be the one to snuff that little shit eater. And it wouldn't even come to getting any clothes off. Just him dying slowly.

Oh stop, you're getting me randy..... talk dirty some more....

[KaptainSkitzo]

I'm just a bitter person. Was born that way. And the pineapple thing was Skitzo, not me.

Oh, don't be like that, we know you enjoyed it.
I should post pics of the smile on your face when those thorns got wedged on the pull-outs.

[Reizvolles]

My grandfather was a pineapple farmer.

[StrangelyBrown]

Oh, don't be like that, we know you enjoyed it.
I should post pics of the smile on your face when those thorns got wedged on the pull-outs.

Why not save them for another one of your books.... still no release date eh?

[Dwaine Scum]

speaking of releasing ....

*cocks leg strains face, warm cloud erupts from my anus*

If you guys were only here to enjoy...

[Reizvolles]

Always the charmer, IMC

[Dwaine Scum]

Is it my fault I have the mexican burps?

[Nauseous]

what's a cock leg?

[KaptainSkitzo]

Ever seen a dog piss on a fire hydrant?

[StrangelyBrown]

Ever seen anyone give a fuck about what Skitzo's got to say? :lol:

[Nauseous]

Flirt.