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FredVegas
07-14-2004, 04:44 PM
doesn't tastes very good, either. kinda skunky.

Deebo57
07-14-2004, 07:12 PM
Let me guess you all like the domestic shit....fucking watered down piss filtered through cardboard... :roll:

Coma White
07-14-2004, 07:17 PM
What the hell is deal with all these fucking commercials about Heinekin?

Nobody likes the shit.

Schmed
07-14-2004, 07:38 PM
well one idiot does , i cant belive he didnt say something... Heinikin does suck though, I can drink way too many of them without getting a buzz on, its for people with low tolerances who like to piss a lot.

ratatouille
07-15-2004, 01:13 AM
doesn't tastes very good, either. kinda skunky.
i agree. and so does Molson. i dont like beer much. i drink Budweiser, Stella, and Watney's Cream Stout if i can find it. i had a Harp the other day though. Vodka is much better and gets her done.

10px
07-15-2004, 05:24 PM
doesn't tastes very good, either. kinda skunky.
i agree. and so does Molson. i dont like beer much. i drink Budweiser, Stella, and Watney's Cream Stout if i can find it. i had a Harp the other day though. Vodka is much better and gets her done.



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Deebo57
07-15-2004, 11:53 PM
A real president would drink Heineken. Just like Dwaine does.

http://fugly.com/media/IMAGES/funny/bud.jpg

Deebo57
07-16-2004, 01:38 AM
doesn't tastes very good, either. kinda skunky.
i agree. and so does Molson. i dont like beer much. i drink Budweiser, Stella, and Watney's Cream Stout if i can find it. i had a Harp the other day though. Vodka is much better and gets her done.

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heineken kicked my my ass tonight. as did the door and a wall.

whatever pussy,keep altering peoples quotes

KaptainSkitzo
07-17-2004, 08:30 AM
Heineken isn't exactly piss water...it's drinkable in a pinch. I prefer their dark though, that's some good beer.
Budweiser IS pisswater...won't touch it on a bet.
Molson, depends on which one...I don't care for their Golden, it's too creamy for my taste...the Canadian is good though. Ice isn't bad, but seems to have a bite in the aftertaste.

I won't even touch on those "knee-grow" concoctions that pass for beer in some peoples eyes...

Watneys makes some damned good beers, my favorite is their Red Barrel. Shame I have to special order it.

St. Pauli Girl (regular and dark) and REAL good. Same with Becks. I figure most of you "211" retards couldn't handle a "pure" beer.

StrangelyBrown
07-17-2004, 09:37 AM
Let me guess you all like the domestic shit....fucking watered down piss filtered through cardboard...

Oh the fucking irony, in Europe thats exactly how Heineken is seen. You want a real fucking beer, one that god forbid may help you grow at least one hair on your retarded prepubescent chest, then try a doppelbock or a Spatenbräu.

Everything that is wrong with mass brewed beers can be seen in one bottle of Heineken. Avoid like the plague.

Coma White
07-17-2004, 12:55 PM
I like Irish beer, give me a Kilkenny and I'll be happy, but mostly I drink the danish beer Carlsberg, its okay.

pimpchichi
07-17-2004, 01:51 PM
warsteiner...

Reizvolles
07-17-2004, 11:22 PM
Dalwhinnie or Glenfarclas 105

Deebo57
07-17-2004, 11:27 PM
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Deebo57
07-17-2004, 11:28 PM
that was my halfassed attempt at an arrow in case you were wondering

Nauseous
07-20-2004, 02:55 AM
If I had to drink beer, I guess I would go for Negra Modelo -or- Modelo Especial. Only beer I can stand.

Dwaine Scum
07-20-2004, 03:08 AM
If I had to drink beer, I guess I would go for Negra Modelo -or- Modelo Especial. Only beer I can stand.


Just like your taste in men... MExican...

Psycho Bob
07-20-2004, 08:07 AM
being a beer connisser i take drinking very seriously, this is why on the occasional trip to the offlicence i purchase beer that fits into the following 2 categorys....

1. min 5%
2. gotta get 8 tinnys for under £5

Using this simple formula will allow you to sample all the "finest" beers. Additionally my local offlicence "beer box" stock beer way beyond its best before thus giving you cheep "matured" beverages


Bonus tip 3 - drink for at least 16hours a day, this should prevent the onslaught of the hangover. If you wake up and take a piss before u crack open a tinny you are doing things wrong.

Nauseous
07-21-2004, 02:55 AM
If I had to drink beer, I guess I would go for Negra Modelo -or- Modelo Especial. Only beer I can stand.


Just like your taste in men... MExican...

But... but... they like me! :oops:

ratatouille
07-22-2004, 04:24 AM
...Watneys makes some damned good beers, my favorite is their Red Barrel. Shame I have to special order it.

St. Pauli Girl (regular and dark) and REAL good. Same with Becks. I figure most of you "211" retards couldn't handle a "pure" beer.

i'll have to see if i can get that Red Barrel. 2nd time it was mentioned to me. as far as Pauli Girl goes, its the skunkiest, most bitter beer i have had aside from Molsen Golden and Hineykin. perhaps the term is "Hoppiness" but it makes me sad. you just like the chick on the labels, admit it.
http://www.stpauligirl.com/TheGirl/Galleries/images/poster1985.jpg i have aged, single barrel Cruzan rum and coke atm. its damn good. i was gonna make cookies out of it, but fuck that! i'd rather drink it.

Deebo57
07-22-2004, 02:04 PM
http://beerpictures.net/heineken/tt/heineken-beer-pictures-03.html
http://beerpictures.net/heineken/heineken-beer-pictures-t01.jpg
http://beerpictures.net/heineken/heineken-beer-pictures-t18.jpg

StrangelyBrown
07-22-2004, 03:22 PM
http://beerpictures.net/heineken/tt/heineken-beer-pictures-03.html
http://beerpictures.net/heineken/heineken-beer-pictures-t01.jpg
http://beerpictures.net/heineken/heineken-beer-pictures-t18.jpg

Where's the famous 'In Bottle' shot by Le Man Darcy?

Deebo57
07-23-2004, 12:00 AM
HAVENT SEEN IT......POST IT FOR ME