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ratatouille
07-09-2004, 09:23 AM
has tentative reservations at the restaurant where Frenchie works tonight. Her people are supposed to call his people to confirm. No one but the employee's and the party are allowed inside so I won't be meeting her. (i dont think...) I am lending my camera to Frenchie though, so maybe I'll have something to post later. I told him I'd give him a bunch of money if he yells, "Justin Timberlake is a pussy faggot mama's boy!" if he is there with Cameron. Of course, he could still say that if he isnt, but he's too scared to do it. Goddamned French! I get to go see Shania Twain tonight. For free. I wouldnt pay for that. But i promised a friend I would go, so I cant stalk around Cameron until I get back.
I almost forgot! I am gonna bring a copy of her sex video and see if i can get her to sign it. Ebay here I come! WHOO HOOO!
ratatouille
07-10-2004, 11:55 AM
yeah....i got nothing. :?
ratatouille
07-10-2004, 04:26 PM
thanks :roll:
i may get a picture of her bill; but with the total amount censored. see what happens when i let other people do things? they fuck it all up. and Justin Timberlake was there. homo!
FredVegas
07-13-2004, 08:27 AM
So what did she eat?
ratatouille
07-15-2004, 01:17 AM
she had a salmon salad, and some brie toasts. there were about 32 people there and the bill was about $1700. she didnt wear any make-up and had her hair in a little pony-tail on top of her head and was cuter than a lambs tail! Justin-Bun-Boy-Timberlake was there with her, and he is just as nice as he can be, and totally down to earth! they are coming back next year because nobody found them out and harrassed them for photo's. seriously though, Cami is a really nice girl. i am sure her mom is proud. her family was all there and her 90 yr old granny too. Awwwwww!
http://ratheadliz.homestead.com/files/cdiazreceipt.jpg/
ratatouille
07-15-2004, 01:18 AM
oh, i forgot! she tipped $200 to each server. guess where i am working next summer?
she had a salmon salad, and some brie toasts. there were about 32 people there and the bill was about $1700. she didnt wear any make-up and had her hair in a little pony-tail on top of her head and was cuter than a lambs tail! Justin-Bun-Boy-Timberlake was there with her, and he is just as nice as he can be, and totally down to earth! they are coming back next year because nobody found them out and harrassed them for photo's. seriously though, Cami is a really nice girl. i am sure her mom is proud. her family was all there and her 90 yr old granny too. Awwwwww!
http://ratheadliz.homestead.com/files/cdiazreceipt.jpg/
"cami" also starred in a soft core bondage porn
StrangelyBrown
07-15-2004, 06:06 PM
I just waiting for the Hilary Clinton porn to hit the shelves
Deebo57
07-15-2004, 08:09 PM
Hillary Clinton? WTF? Sick Fucker...besides well all know you meant Bill.... :roll:
Hillary Clinton? i would like to see an old lady besides my grandma have sex...besides well all know you meant Bill.... :roll:
no he meant hillary clinton. as in bill clintons wife, stupid. if he meant bill he would have typed bill.
Deebo57
07-16-2004, 01:41 AM
you just have to change my quote into what your thinking about...just because you're aroused by eldery porn doesnt mean we all are.
heineken kicked my my ass tonight. as did the door and a wall. <---enough said.
of course i like granny porn.. why do you think i come here?
and what does me getting drunk and running into a door and a wall have to do with anything.
Deebo57
07-16-2004, 05:40 PM
Shows you're a bitch that cant handle heineken or any alcohol at that.
StrangelyBrown
07-16-2004, 07:09 PM
wtf i sgoing on eyou drunk fucks
Deebo57
07-16-2004, 07:26 PM
learn to spell you brown piece os shit
StrangelyBrown
07-17-2004, 09:07 AM
Too fucking original for my taste...... your I.Q. must be sky fucking high
Deebo57
07-17-2004, 03:54 PM
strangelybrown...you're a nigger aren't you?
unlimited-time
07-17-2004, 04:50 PM
Ignore Dweebo, he's the gimp of the forums.
pimpchichi
07-17-2004, 05:38 PM
naaah.. he's pretty funny sometimes..
StrangelyBrown
07-17-2004, 05:39 PM
Deebo is the Gimp of humanity... and his mothers weekend lay....
smiles
07-17-2004, 07:23 PM
but.... but... she tells me she goes to visit her sister on the weekends :cry:
unlimited-time
07-17-2004, 07:44 PM
naaah.. he's pretty funny sometimes..
Naaaah he's not, you've just got a sperm buildup and its affecting your judgement.. when you've been relieved come back and comment.
pimpchichi
07-17-2004, 07:59 PM
well i thought his replies to shitzo about the motrorbike were funny.. maybe it was an anomoly...
or maybe your hormones are playing up... dropped that fucking sprog yet?.. or are you enjoying being waited on hand and foot too much :P
unlimited-time
07-17-2004, 08:03 PM
Not dropped yet, i've come to the conclusion that it's not a baby at all and i'm gonna do the biggest shit any day now.
pimpchichi
07-17-2004, 08:13 PM
i hope you're sitting in the fridge... or it'll go off y'know.. and your vag'll get even stinkier
ratatouille
07-17-2004, 09:24 PM
OH MY GOD! THIS THREAD IS ABOUT CAMI! not stinking vaginas, negroes or beer to Dweedly. FOR GOD SSSAKES!
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/diaz2.jpghttp://www.ebaumsworld.com/diaz2.jpg
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/diaz2.jpghttp://www.ebaumsworld.com/diaz2.jpg
Dr.Roboto
07-17-2004, 10:38 PM
http://www.starcraftzp.host.sk/Cameron_Diaz/images/Cameron_Diaz_003.jpg
her?
Deebo57
07-17-2004, 11:23 PM
Turn left at the corner.
...and you'll find her turning tricks while at the same time meeting her next babys daddy
unlimited-time
07-18-2004, 06:30 AM
Oh dweebo your humour is limitless, how long did it take your teenie tiny mind to think of that one. :roll: Maybe you should stop raiding daddies drinks cabinet and think up some more of your outrageous fairy stories to make your dull life sound interesting.Isn't it the school holidays soon, will we have the pleasure of you on here more often for 6 weeks?
http://www.djmcc.com/diaz.jpg for Rat.
Deebo57
07-18-2004, 04:31 PM
.... how long did it take your teenie tiny mind to think of that one.
http://www.djmcc.com/diaz.jpg for Rat.
long enough for you to catch a new STD.
unlimited-time
07-18-2004, 05:30 PM
Well i guess that's a sort of comeback,shame it's so lame.Sort of along the lines as "i fucked your mother last night" or "my dads bigger than yours" then again can't really expect more from a little lad like yourself can we.
StrangelyBrown
07-18-2004, 05:32 PM
Well i guess that's a sort of comeback,shame it's so lame.Sort of along the lines as "i fucked your mother last night" or "my dads bigger than yours" then again can't really expect more from a little lad like yourself can we.
Hes come on leaps and bounds though hasn't he?
Well i guess that's a sort of comeback,shame it's so lame.Sort of along the lines as "i fucked your mother last night" or "my dads bigger than yours" then again can't really expect more from a little lad like yourself can we.
Hes come on leaps and bounds though hasn't he?
no not really
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