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Nursey
05-10-2004, 09:25 PM
http://img61.photobucket.com/albums/v185/dstrictnursey/honour1.jpg

Nursey
05-10-2004, 11:50 PM
Crap title. Oh well. It's only got that title here.

ratatouille
05-11-2004, 01:08 AM
http://store5.yimg.com/I/snapshotsofthepast_1781_100524760

Nursey
05-11-2004, 08:54 AM
Well there goes my political satire whooshing up and over Rat's head. :?

Dubya 2.0
05-12-2004, 01:15 AM
:shock:

Careful of that low-flying satire Nursey it's a dangerous around here sometimes.

Wonders of Ratty will work it out soon

FredVegas
05-15-2004, 02:40 AM
I don't get it... :shock:

pimpchichi
05-15-2004, 03:48 AM
I don't get it... http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/cpress/20040512/capt.w051221a.jpg :shock:

Nursey
05-15-2004, 03:57 AM
Better get it fast, Fred...or it might just get YOU.
http://p199.ezboard.com/fthelandofthefreefrm7.showMessage?topicID=895.topi c

Nursey
05-15-2004, 04:00 AM
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/michael.larner1/porksausagefest.gif

ratatouille
05-19-2004, 07:52 PM
Well there goes my political satire whooshing up and over Rat's head. :?
or maybe i just ignored it. i think maybe the Hussein-manboy child should either be put up for adoption or youthanized. then again, it is rather entertaining to watch it be kicked around then exploited. :roll:

Nursey
05-20-2004, 03:23 AM
Yeah, do what you want with the decoy, that's what i told the other ten cows selected for the same purpose. :wink:

ratatouille
05-20-2004, 12:39 PM
*burrrrp I knew you couldnt be faithful. :x why the affinity for cows may i ask?

Nursey
05-20-2004, 03:28 PM
*burrrrp I knew you couldnt be faithful. :x
How can one be faithful to an infidel? This would make one an infidel too, and therefore, unfaithful...
why the affinity for cows may i ask?

Affinity? Utilising your sturdy Debbie Rowe-esque human birthing facility to breed the product that resulted from artificially inseminating you with the (online-ordered) slop that had accumulated on the floor on the inside of a glory hole at some disease ridden brothel in Mexico... in order to act as one of ten decoys selected to divert attention from the true woman of worth selected for The Greatest Honour...in no way implies that i have any 'affinity' with you. :?

Schmed
05-20-2004, 06:00 PM
MMMMM cows.....

ratatouille
05-21-2004, 05:47 AM
*burrrrp I knew you couldnt be faithful. :x
How can one be faithful to an infidel? This would make one an infidel too, and therefore, unfaithful...
why the affinity for cows may i ask?

Affinity? Utilising your sturdy Debbie Rowe-esque human birthing facility to breed the product that resulted from artificially inseminating you with the (online-ordered) slop that had accumulated on the floor on the inside of a glory hole at some disease ridden brothel in Mexico... in order to act as one of ten decoys selected to divert attention from the true woman of worth selected for The Greatest Honour...in no way implies that i have any 'affinity' with you. :?
i think your memory has lapsed. i am not a breeder, which is why the package of spunk and funk was deposited in the super-mechanical fetus machine. if you deposited your nasty online ordered slop into the machine it has no effect on me whatsoever. *snort*

Nursey
05-24-2004, 04:01 AM
i think your memory has lapsed. i am not a breeder, which is why the package of spunk and funk was deposited in the super-mechanical fetus machine. if you deposited your nasty online ordered slop into the machine it has no effect on me whatsoever. *snort*
No i'm afraid it's your memory that has failed you Rowe-y, you deceitful, wide hipped, saggy lactosackied bitch. Unfortunately, the evidence (linked to in my post in this thread (http://fugly.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=4296)) has vanished since the forum switch, but as long as you know that i know what a two faced, fucked up fat bitch you are, all's well.

Dubya 2.0
05-25-2004, 12:57 AM
Ahhhh, the good old days.... [/i]

ratatouille
05-25-2004, 08:25 PM
i think your memory has lapsed. i am not a breeder, which is why the package of spunk and funk was deposited in the super-mechanical fetus machine. if you deposited your nasty online ordered slop into the machine it has no effect on me whatsoever. *snort*
No i'm afraid it's your memory that has failed you Rowe-y, you deceitful, wide hipped, saggy lactosackied bitch. Unfortunately, the evidence (linked to in my post in this thread (http://fugly.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=4296)) has vanished since the forum switch, but as long as you know that i know what a two faced, fucked up fat bitch you are, all's well.
oh all's well with you i suppose. you're getting boring and predictable though. ALL HAIL QUEEN NURSEY! blecch.

Nursey
05-26-2004, 01:14 AM
I think this whole forum has become boring and predictable, but you sure as hell can't blame me for that. But even i'm giving up on the place, and my lack of enthusiasm isn't going to go unnoticed. Especially when running off a standard insulting retort to someone who thinks "smelly, snaggle-toothed european shitstains" is interesting and original. :?

Nursey
05-26-2004, 01:18 AM
dont push your fantasies upon me STD, rotty, snaggle tooth Brits just aint my style.
Oh look! Page four of the link i posted above...

Nursey
05-26-2004, 01:19 AM
*Page five.

ratatouille
05-26-2004, 01:44 AM
oh dear, well it was just another response to something as equally boring and uninteresting. i was truly excited to visit some of your countries, it just didnt work out. it wasnt you personally or anyone else here for goddssakes.

Nursey
05-29-2004, 08:27 AM
Hold me Rowey...it frightens me being this mean. :(

ratatouille
05-29-2004, 03:05 PM
Hold me Rowey...it frightens me being this mean. :(
This whack is what you get whack when you fuck around at Fugly whack!! Now go home to your mother!

Nursey
05-30-2004, 03:37 AM
You'd think she could at least have stopped whacking off for the 10 seconds or so it took to say that! http://img6.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/undecided.gif

Dubya 2.0
05-30-2004, 08:23 AM
How do you spell 'Sapphic'?

PeckerWood
05-30-2004, 07:13 PM
Look the little anorexic one is picking on the big one!! How cute.

Nursey
05-31-2004, 07:25 AM
...and now the balding, ruddy fuck one has appeared to jump on any bandwagons that might be trundling around! :o

Dubya 2.0
05-31-2004, 08:41 AM
Balding?

Dubya 2.0
05-31-2004, 08:42 AM
For 'balding' read 'canadian'.

Nursey
06-01-2004, 01:22 AM
For 'balding' read 'canadian'.
You've got the wrong end of the wood there, Rubya.

Dubya 2.0
06-01-2004, 05:23 AM
My bad. who is it then? I'm feeling particularly dim today...

ratatouille
06-01-2004, 01:54 PM
How do you spell 'Sapphic'?
"Saffic"
http://www.usticke.org/saffy/juliasaffy_small.jpg

Dubya 2.0
06-02-2004, 12:17 AM
I would.