gender bender or not

[ratatouille]

http://www.hbutz.com/gifs/tg800.gif

[ratatouille]

yeah, i know.
maybe now??
http://www.hbutz.com/thumbs/htpc0704.gif

[FredVegas2]

i'd hit it... for a big mac.

[ratatouille]

how bout the McRib?

[FredVegas2]

how bout the McRib?

i'd hit it...

[KaptainSkitzo]

Face it, Fred would hit ANYTHING with a vagina...

Including a cross-eyed three-armed gorilla in a pink tutu.

[Schmed]

I'm not replying to this thread...wait..DAMN YOU RAT!!!

[FredVegas2]

Face it, Fred would hit ANYTHING with a vagina...

That's not true at all. I run a bar/restaurant in a northern Virginia college town. It's not a big college, but it's 70% female... so there's plenty of hot college pussy to be had if one so desired. I also have direct connections to people that can get any sort of party favors you could possibly want. Needless to say, this makes me quite popular with girls that like to party.... plus, i'm a sexay mutha fucker. I'm guessing I turned down more pussy last month than you've actually had in the last decade. Just a guess though...
Anyway, my point is this: I am devoted to ONE woman at a time (unless, of course, they wanna have one of their girlfriends join in). But hey, thanks for pretending like you know a thing or two about me... :?

Including a cross-eyed three-armed gorilla in a pink tutu

...that reminds me, tell that freakish three-armed silverback mongoloid you call "mom" to stop blowin up my cellphone all the fuckin time. I don't know where she got my number from, or what she told you about me (aside from that crock of shit about me hittin anything with a vagina) but enough is enough. :roll:

[igabfbrn]

Kaptain is just a sad lonely man. He feels he needs to slam other people who are better than himself. Maybe some day Kaptain will pull his centimeter peter out of his pet gerbil's ass who he named Richard Greer.

[KaptainSkitzo]

Face it, Fred would hit ANYTHING with a vagina...

That's not true at all. I run a bar/restaurant in a northern Virginia college town. It's not a big college, but it's 70% female... so there's plenty of hot college pussy to be had if one so desired. I also have direct connections to people that can get any sort of party favors you could possibly want. Needless to say, this makes me quite popular with girls that like to party.... plus, i'm a sexay mutha fucker. I'm guessing I turned down more pussy last month than you've actually had in the last decade. Just a guess though...
Anyway, my point is this: I am devoted to ONE woman at a time (unless, of course, they wanna have one of their girlfriends join in). But hey, thanks for pretending like you know a thing or two about me... :?

Including a cross-eyed three-armed gorilla in a pink tutu

...that reminds me, tell that freakish three-armed silverback mongoloid you call "mom" to stop blowin up my cellphone all the fuckin time. I don't know where she got my number from, or what she told you about me (aside from that crock of shit about me hittin anything with a vagina) but enough is enough. :roll:

Musta struck a nerve...why else would you fire back with a "your momma" crack.
:?

[FredVegas2]

Musta struck a nerve...why else would you fire back with a "your momma" crack.
:?

take a moment and look back through the archives... I always fire back with either a "your momma" or a "your sister" crack. but if you wanna chalk it up to 'striking a nerve', go right ahead.

[ratatouille]

Oh Freddy my love, we all know what a hit you are with the ladies. I wouldn't even blame you if you hit this: http://entimg.msn.com/i/wi/04/04/08/58223/2527495.jpg for a small fries.

[ratatouille]

I think someone else already mentioned this, but Jamie Lee Curtis is really a man too.
http://www.gla.ac.uk/~cmc1z/fantasy_celts_b/fantasy_celts_18/jamie_lee_curtis_01.jpg

[KaptainSkitzo]

Musta struck a nerve...why else would you fire back with a "your momma" crack.
:?

take a moment and look back through the archives... I always fire back with either a "your momma" or a "your sister" crack. but if you wanna chalk it up to 'striking a nerve', go right ahead.

Oh, so in OTHER words....you're not very creative....Ok...I can handle that.
So, in a "tit for tat" move....

Your momma looks like Yule Brenner in the morning.
:shock:

[Dubyas Brother Tojo]

Yule Brenner

And that, my friends, sums up the waster that he is.

[FredVegas2]

Oh, so in OTHER words....you're not very creative....Ok...I can handle that.
So, in a "tit for tat" move....

Your momma looks like Yule Brenner in the morning.
:shock:

Ha. Wow... let's look back at your creativity for a sec, shall we?

Including a cross-eyed three-armed gorilla in a pink tutu.

Hmmm.... quite witty. You obviously out-rank me in creativity. I concede to your superior intellect. :roll: While we're at it, let's take a look at something else.

Total posts: 758
[0.94% of total / 3.66 posts per day]

3.66 posts a day and absolutely nobody gives a FUCK what you have to say. Every time I read one of your posts.... I moan. Are you so ignorant that you can't see that?

This calls for a poll...

[KaptainSkitzo]

Oh, so in OTHER words....you're not very creative....Ok...I can handle that.
So, in a "tit for tat" move....

Your momma looks like Yule Brenner in the morning.
:shock:

Ha. Wow... let's look back at your creativity for a sec, shall we?

Including a cross-eyed three-armed gorilla in a pink tutu.

Hmmm.... quite witty. You obviously out-rank me in creativity. I concede to your superior intellect. :roll: While we're at it, let's take a look at something else.

Total posts: 758
[0.94% of total / 3.66 posts per day]

3.66 posts a day and absolutely nobody gives a FUCK what you have to say. Every time I read one of your posts.... I moan. Are you so ignorant that you can't see that?

This calls for a poll...

Oh, and you think someone gives a fuck about what you write? Damn, you *ARE* dilusional, aren't you...

Oh, and if you *REALLY* didn't care about what I wrote, you would simply skip them, now wouldn't you?

[FredVegas2]

Oh, and you think someone gives a fuck about what you write?

I believe so, yes. Need proof?

Damn, you *ARE* dilusional, aren't you...

Yes I am. So what.

Oh, and if you *REALLY* didn't care about what I wrote, you would simply skip them, now wouldn't you?

I wasn't referring to myself, I was referring to what I believed to be the general opinion of the forum collective. Based on the results of the poll I took, I'd say I hit the nail on the head.

[FredVegas2]

I believe so, yes. Need proof?

here (http://fugly.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=3316)

and

here (http://www.fugly.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=5508)

ya see, unlike you...people actually seem to enjoy my posts at times. And also unlike you, people welcome me back when I don't post for a while.

me = welcome addition to the Fugly forums
you = unwelcome addition to the Fugly forums

you suck. go away.