Where is Rick these day i ned to know man

[rickastleysnumer1fan]

Where is Rick Astley these days? I really miss his sound and would love to hear from any other fans who feel the same way about Rick . Keep it Real.

[owhufc]

Rick sells his arse down at Kings Cross. £10 for some hard bumming. Thats Cheap love!

[Dwaine Scum]

I thought I saw Rick in front of the local 7-11 bumming spare change for malt liquor, on further inspection, it was Rob Van Winkle (AKA Vanilla ICe)

[Skully]

Couldn't have been Vanilla - I saw him in New Mexico standing haggard by the side of a dusty road, stinking of Colt 45 and cat piss, holding a sign, "Will Rap for Food."

Or was that Kish?

[I HATE NAGGERS]

Rick died of AIDS. He was "married" to the cowboy on the Village People.

[Tori_Anus]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I HATE NIGGERS:
Rick died of AIDS. He was "married" to the cowboy on the Village People.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You sure???i thought i heard Rick was one of the Sultan of Brunei's personal little playthings,and that his singing is even more ~angelic~ since he had his testicles removed.(??)

[cleanergeezer]

As and end to all speculation, Rick is in my back garden....
O.K. I admit it, he feeds my plants for me, he looks after my weeds, trees, and everything!
I put the irritating cunt 6ft under my lawn on April 9th 1997.
Well..... there is only sooooooo much crooning I can stand from a neighbour!, I tried to tell him, but, "never gonna give you up", "I`ll give you up you inconsiderate shitbag!"
So, it had to be done!
I`m sure you understand, look, it`s not like another bus won`t be along in 5 mins`?
Come on, be reasonable, there`s always S club 7!
Just tell `em not to buy the empty place next door........

[Dwaine Scum]

you know, I don't blame you one bit. Having Rick Astley next door, would be like having journey living next door... that shit just wouldn't fly in my neighborhood