Martha Stewart

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That's the funniest fucking thing I've seen all day...

[Martha Stewart]

That's the funniest fucking thing I've seen all day...
I find it mildly amusing that the photo of me shows I've been tanning. Everybody knows that tanning parlors are extremely filthy and teeming with vast amounts of microbes, fungi and hidden camera's. I get my healthy glow while I am gardening in the prison yard only!