Later today.....

[Ulfur Engil]

I will be off to make dinner for my new missus. I think I am going to make shark steaks, cooked in butter-lime-white wine sauce, and spring mix salad tossed in raspberry vinegariette (or however the fuck you spell it).

We will have that, and at least three bottles of wine. I think tonight will be rather rewarding.

[Dr.Roboto]

sounds like a lovely night

[ratatouille]

don't forget to pre-heat the oven. and check your PM's!

[Psycho Bob]

and the results of slaving over a hot stove were......?

[Ulfur Engil]

The slaving was nothing other than a complete success.

I have been patting myself on the back all afternoon.

[ratatouille]

bob, i hate your avatar. only because other people think i am looking at porn when they walk by my pc. other than that, we all know "you da man" so, can you edit it to show more of her face and less of your cock perhaps? :oops:

[Lomotil]

don't forget to pre-heat the oven. and check your PM's!

*replays Carlin skit in mind*

[Dwaine Scum]

Does that mean I can come over Ulf, and we can make a sammich out of your new woman?

[Ulfur Engil]

You're welcome to come over, bro.
Be warned, tho. She is rather unique. (Here's a hint....remember that thread I created in the members section? It's that arrangement again...only this time, it is fucking perfect!!!).

[pimpchichi]

she is going in the oven?

[Ulfur Engil]

she is going in the oven?

Heh heh....:twisted:

[Psycho Bob]

bob, i hate your avatar. only because other people think i am looking at porn when they walk by my pc. other than that, we all know "you da man" so, can you edit it to show more of her face and less of your cock perhaps? :oops:


Done, sorry didnt read this thread for a few days.... :oops:

[ratatouille]

bob, i hate your avatar. only because other people think i am looking at porn when they walk by my pc. other than that, we all know "you da man" so, can you edit it to show more of her face and less of your cock perhaps? :oops:


Done, sorry didnt read this thread for a few days.... :oops:
well damn! thanks so much for taking my opion into consideration. i honestly didnt think you'd give a shit what i thought about it! your the coolest ever! :D

[Psycho Bob]

is that sarcasm i smell?

[ratatouille]

no dammnit :mad: fuckin thanks man! i appreciated it and all.

[Psycho Bob]

aww does that mean i can hit ur hurshy highway?

[ratatouille]

no way pig man. my backdoor is off limits. i have terrible diarrhea from all the Clamato i drank.

[Psycho Bob]

pig boy?

[Psycho Bob]

pig man even.....im pissed :P

[Dr.Roboto]

no way pig man. my backdoor is off limits. i have terrible diarrhea from all the Clamato i drank.
eh just makes it more tricky.

[ratatouille]

pig man even.....im pissed :P
you just asked me if you could put your penis in my anus. what did you expect oinker?

[Psycho Bob]

nowt wrong with degrading ur woman is there?

[KaptainSkitzo]

Ask John Wayne Bobbit.

[ratatouille]

nowt wrong with degrading ur woman is there?
i'm not ur woman Bobby!

[Psycho Bob]

nowt wrong with degrading ur woman is there?
i'm not ur woman Bobby!

well, one step at a time......

[ratatouille]

well, i suppose you can get in line ahead of Schmed. not that it makes any difference.