View Full Version : Ok. I'll go first.
Fugly
05-16-2001, 09:20 PM
http://www.fugly.com/staph/martin/martin.jpg
Psycho Bob
05-17-2001, 01:07 PM
Screams aloud I'm not afraid!!!!
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/psycho.bob/Image1.jpg
Psycho Bob
05-17-2001, 01:10 PM
note - the "curtains" have since been replaced with a rapidly growing back grade 0
pimpchichi
05-17-2001, 01:39 PM
*sigh*.. ok.. i'll post it again.. seeing as there's now a place for it...
http://website.lineone.net/~mitchy2k/thisme.jpg
FreakFarm
05-17-2001, 02:31 PM
this is the best picture I had of me.
http://www.freakfarm.com/images/e0018.jpg
Dwaine Scum
05-17-2001, 06:14 PM
well fuck... why not me?
<img src ="http://www.fugly.com/images/fugly/2001/200103/20010323/fugly20010323.jpg">
mayfairwitchus
05-18-2001, 02:43 PM
Open Mouth or Ass I guess and insert dick! images/smiles/icon_eek.gif
Psycho Bob
05-18-2001, 02:58 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by mayfairwitchus:
Open Mouth or Ass I guess and insert dick! images/smiles/icon_eek.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
??
cleanergeezer
05-18-2001, 03:45 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Psycho Bob:
??<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
TOOOO, much time alone can`t be good for ya! images/smiles/icon_eek.gif images/smiles/icon_eek.gif images/smiles/icon_eek.gif images/smiles/icon_eek.gif images/smiles/icon_eek.gif
Nauseous
05-18-2001, 07:15 PM
I want the black background.
Nauseous
05-18-2001, 07:25 PM
A-ight. I've been taking my Luvox. Maybe I can handle this.
Here goes...
http://home.collegeclub.com/nauseous/files/glamourshot.jpg
[ June 23, 2001: Message edited by: Nauseous ]
Cheezedawg
05-19-2001, 07:53 PM
Mmmmmmm Nausous is fine. I'm gonna have to get me some of that.
Dwaine Scum
05-19-2001, 08:57 PM
I told you assholes... shes a nice piece of ass... but she only dates mormans
pimpchichi
05-20-2001, 01:19 AM
what??... you mean like donny osmond??
Nauseous
05-20-2001, 02:57 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg:
Mmmmmmm Nausous is fine. I'm gonna have to get me some of that.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Damn, even sarcasm is starting to sound good.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
I told you assholes... shes a nice piece of ass... but she only dates mormans<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Ha! Ha! Dating one Mormon institutes a lifetime of exclusive Mormon dating? (that didn't make any sense, did it?)
Donny Osmond suffers from anxiety/depression... or is it alcoholism? Well, something afflicts him. Jesus Christ! I didn't know it was something as serious and fucked-up as Mormonism! (is "Mormonism" a word?)
Dwaine Scum
05-20-2001, 11:50 AM
Danny Osmond is a morman
Nauseous
05-20-2001, 02:31 PM
Who's Danny Osmond?
Dwaine Scum
05-20-2001, 04:00 PM
this is danny Osmond
<img src ="http://website.lineone.net/~american.sociopath/dandowcatz.jpg">
Nauseous
05-20-2001, 05:41 PM
I thought that guy was Danny Dandowns or something.
How many goddamn times are you going to post that picture anyway?
Dwaine Scum
05-20-2001, 06:50 PM
as many as I like
<img src ="http://website.lineone.net/~american.sociopath/dandowcatz.jpg">
Silent But Deadly
05-21-2001, 12:27 PM
Well Im no Danny Osmond but...
http://website.lineone.net/~pimp.daddy/jorge.gif
Nauseous
05-21-2001, 06:42 PM
but... are you a Mormon?
Silent But Deadly
05-23-2001, 07:43 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
but... are you a Mormon?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Im whatever denomanation you want me to be...hotty!
Nauseous
05-23-2001, 08:50 PM
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But words will never hurt me
OneFuglyCajun
05-24-2001, 11:14 AM
I hope y'all aint serious...
http://members.theglobe.com/SanityQueen/pic.jpg
Silent But Deadly
05-24-2001, 11:34 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy has left the building:
hey nauseous... SBD wants to do the horizontal rhumba with you...
(i think i'm gonna get shot for saying this images/smiles/icon_smile.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Oh shame on you pimp! you cad...charleton!
**gives pimp a shot in the arm**
images/smiles/icon_wink.gif if you get my drift....wood images/smiles/icon_wink.gif
BRUGH-HAHAHA!!!!!
Dwaine Scum
05-24-2001, 11:49 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by OneFuglyCajun:
I hope y'all aint serious...
http://members.theglobe.com/SanityQueen/pic.jpg <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
hey baby, are you allergic to duct tape?
pimpchichi
05-24-2001, 08:24 PM
hey nauseous... SBD wants to do the horizontal rhumba with you...
(i think i'm gonna get shot for saying this :eek images/smiles/icon_smile.gif
Jurkin 24-7
05-26-2001, 12:55 PM
cant beleive i'm putting this up....
<img src=http://albums.photopoint.com/j/View?u=1437958&a=10782553&p=49214048&Sequence=0&res=high> (http://www.geocities.com/jurkin247)
[ May 27, 2001: Message edited by: Jurkin 24-7 ]
PinkorBrown69
05-27-2001, 03:21 PM
http://members.theglobe.com/SanityQueen/pic.jpg
O.k guys,How old would you say OFC is?
pimpchichi
05-27-2001, 03:43 PM
i wouldn't like to try and guess... none of my business...
but at least OFC has posted a pic and isn't hanging around criticising or poking fun of other peoples visages while not having balls to put one up....
mind you .. where did onefreakycajun get to anyway?
and before you jump on this reply and say i'm saying it because it's you pink, i'd say that to anyone who did the same
pimpchichi
05-27-2001, 04:36 PM
but you could shut me up by posting the pic i have on my webspace of you.. that was put up ages ago... website.lineone.net/~pimp.daddy/spooky.jpg
Jurkin 24-7
05-28-2001, 09:03 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
well fuck... why not me?
<img src ="http://www.fugly.com/images/fugly/2001/200103/20010323/fugly20010323.jpg"><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
dude, you should submit that to that one site (http://www.flippedoff.com)
kitana
05-31-2001, 09:12 PM
here's my pic...
PinkorBrown69
06-02-2001, 01:29 PM
'Watch this space'
pimpchichi
06-02-2001, 02:30 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
'Watch this space'<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
how long do i watch it for.. 'cos y'know i have to sleep sometime.. and i have to go to work on monday too images/smiles/icon_confused.gif
PinkorBrown69
06-02-2001, 04:37 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by P. Diddy:
how long do i watch it for.. 'cos y'know i have to sleep sometime.. and i have to go to work on monday too images/smiles/icon_confused.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Oh! Your gonna love what is going to appear there... But don't hold your breath, because I have got to get a new scanner. But soon...
HEHEHE...
PinkorBrown69
06-02-2001, 04:46 PM
ME
http://www.zyworld.com/ytrd/Gold%20Coast.jpg
http://www.zyworld.com/ytrd/Gold%20Coast1.jpg
In Surfers Paradise
deftrager
06-08-2001, 08:19 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
Donny Osmond suffers from anxiety/depression... or is it alcoholism? Well, something afflicts him. Jesus Christ! I didn't know it was something as serious and fucked-up as Mormonism! (is "Mormonism" a word?)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
haha yeah he probably is doesn't he have like 32 brothers and sisters? and around 10 mothers.
PinkorBrown69
06-10-2001, 07:07 AM
Me again
Eh? is something wrong with the ME fugly?
[ June 11, 2001: Message edited by: PinkorBrown69 ]
PinkorBrown69
06-10-2001, 07:25 AM
I will try again...
http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/Spooky%20Again1.jpg
[ June 10, 2001: Message edited by: PinkorBrown69 ]
pimpchichi
06-10-2001, 07:30 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
Me again
Eh? is something wrong with the URL fugly?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
no..i think it's just you
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>I will try again...
http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/Spooky%20Again1.jpg <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
PinkorBrown69
06-10-2001, 11:46 AM
Hmmm...
[ June 10, 2001: Message edited by: PinkorBrown69 ]
Disorder
06-10-2001, 11:58 AM
yeah, shes nice...
and no... it isn't... just morman and mormen
Disorder
06-10-2001, 12:08 PM
i meant nauseous....
pimpchichi
06-10-2001, 01:34 PM
url's never have spaces in... so try not to upload pics with spaces in the filename.. and if you must... a space is represented by "%20"...
anyway... i guess a thank you for showing you where you fucked up in posting your pic was too much to hope for images/smiles/icon_razz.gif
FuckMe_Im Psycho
08-04-2001, 07:05 PM
Ok. I saw NO ONE who's looks impressed me. You all are talking shit about people being ugly???? OMG your mothers ought to be castrated for breeding. I can only imagine what the rest of your families look like. Sociopath...you look like a porn star...come get some baby...
Dwaine Scum
08-04-2001, 07:08 PM
WTF are you talking about? I look like a big fat convict
pimpchichi
08-04-2001, 08:33 PM
"Ok. I saw NO ONE who's looks impressed me..."
http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/FM_IP.jpg
Dwaine Scum
08-05-2001, 11:26 AM
hey pimp... how come they always disapear when you call them out?
Your Mother
08-12-2001, 10:01 PM
Hi! I’m either very stupid and tried to copy what that ass-fucking piece of shit Wandering Porn Dealer did, or I actually AM Wandering Porn Dealer and registered this account too. The email address I used for this one is invader50@hotmail.com and I came from this IP: 204.186.207.231
[ August 13, 2001: Message edited by: Fugly ]
Wandering Porn Dealer
08-12-2001, 10:15 PM
Hi. I’m the fucking asshole who embedded a java bomb to open an endless cascade of gay porn sites. I did this in 52 posts over a 9 hour period from 12:50 to 8:50 AM this morning.
Check out my profile for my email and IP address!
24.141.209.221
234@321.com
[ August 13, 2001: Message edited by: Fugly ]
Cheezedawg
10-22-2001, 02:03 PM
Here you go fuckers. I brought this thread back for some of the new users to have their chance. Lets see who has the guts to post pics once again. If you don't wanna post your picture, just reply to this thread with the word "Coward" or "Gutless Pussy". Maybe that'll stop people from asking finally.
i_dont_wank
10-22-2001, 03:13 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg:
Here you go fuckers. I brought this thread back for some of the new users to have their chance. Lets see who has the guts to post pics once again. If you don't wanna post your picture, just reply to this thread with the word "Coward" or "Gutless Pussy". Maybe that'll stop people from asking finally.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
i will... it might take a few attempts
but i will try
i_dont_wank
10-22-2001, 03:24 PM
ok... if this works... i am only 15 here... my lipstick has become alot less...shit... now and my hair is longer otherwise im basically the same...except older...
http://http://sc.communities.msn.com/tn/A9/42/Idontwank/1/4.jpg
i_dont_wank
10-22-2001, 03:26 PM
awww...no
i_dont_wank
10-22-2001, 03:28 PM
fucking...im shit at this...
images/smiles/icon_sad.gif
Cheezedawg
10-22-2001, 03:34 PM
http://sc.communities.msn.com/tn/A9/42/Idontwank/1/4.jpg
How about that?
i_dont_wank
10-22-2001, 03:38 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg:
http://sc.communities.msn.com/tn/A9/42/Idontwank/1/4.jpg
How about that?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
fucking hells bells... images/smiles/icon_eek.gif
i_dont_wank
10-22-2001, 03:43 PM
thats from 5 years ago
Nursey
10-22-2001, 04:03 PM
how about this? http://www.larner.freeserve.co.uk/idontrank.jpg
unlimited-time
10-22-2001, 04:09 PM
Where would i upload a pic to as the fugly one doesnt work?
i_dont_wank
10-22-2001, 04:10 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
how about this? http://www.larner.freeserve.co.uk/idontrank.jpg <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
thats lovely thanks....
Nursey
10-22-2001, 04:49 PM
...or this?
images/smiles/icon_eek.gif
i_dont_wank
10-22-2001, 04:53 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
...or this?
images/smiles/icon_eek.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
yeah...cheers for that, thats really impressive
Nursey
10-22-2001, 05:06 PM
Jesus!You must be a fucking mountain of flesh by now-what are you?16 stone...18...i'm guessing,but you couldn't have been under 12 stone when this pic was taken-no wonder you're such a big heefing brute of a lezzie!!! images/smiles/icon_mad.gif
It must be quite an intimidating experience for a man to have part of his precious anatomy vanishing into your mammoth,blubbering mass of genital folds. images/smiles/icon_eek.gif
i_dont_wank
10-22-2001, 05:18 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
Jesus!You must be a fucking mountain of flesh by now-what are you?16 stone...18...i'm guessing,but you couldn't have been under 12 stone when this pic was taken-no wonder you're such a big heefing brute of a lezzie!!! images/smiles/icon_mad.gif
It must be quite an intimidating experience for a man to have part of his precious anatomy vanishing into your mammoth,blubbering mass of genital folds. images/smiles/icon_eek.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
wow... how long did it take for you to think that up...?
I want to commend your originality on that piece of fine writing... coz by the look of that photo, shit, your right I am a fucking heffer.
fuck... Why didn't I see it before? i mean... you can hardly miss all that flesh can you? Why the fuck hasn't Jerry Springer been round to lift me outta my bed yet?
Some people said that there were people I shouldn't talk back to in here... and you were one of them... but after that dire insult, I couldn't give a fuck...
you could have done better than that... try again images/smiles/icon_smile.gif I dont mind images/smiles/icon_smile.gif
Cheezedawg
10-22-2001, 06:24 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
Where would i upload a pic to as the fugly one doesnt work?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
send it to me. I'll upload it
unlimited-time
10-22-2001, 06:41 PM
I've sent it to nursey..she said she'd do it for me...thanks anyway images/smiles/icon_smile.gif
Nursey
10-22-2001, 06:54 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
wow... how long did it take for you to think that up...?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Pardon!?!Well,if you must know,i thought up my post as i was typing it after having seen your picture and deducing what toll 5 years may have taken on you.I suppose it seems a lot to you-whose majority of posts consist of,sayyyy...1-30 words?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>I want to commend your originality on that piece of fine writing... coz by the look of that photo, shit, your right I am a fucking heffer.
fuck... Why didn't I see it before? i mean... you can hardly miss all that flesh can you? Why the fuck hasn't Jerry Springer been round to lift me outta my bed yet?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
...no need to start commending me just because i managed to bring it to your attention that you are a lumbering,big hulk of a woman-anyone can see that-it's just that not many people are keen to hear the pathetic,self pitying whinging that follows after informing you of your beefiness.I on the other hand quite welcome it as a real,tangible sign that you have taken my careful observations to heart,where they mught start to evoke such feelings of torment and self loathing that you will eventually see fit to get up off that fat fucking sofa you call an ass and do some fucking star-jumps or something!!! images/smiles/icon_mad.gif
Why didn't you see it before?I don't know-is it that your mirrors are all coated in thick yellow grease from the atmosphere in your house (due to the deep fat frier that you cook breakfast,lunch and dinner in! images/smiles/icon_wink.gif)
Oh,and Jerry Springer is a *very rich* talk show host...why the fuck would he want to come to the UK to prod your whale-like,heaving mass out of bed-i think it is a health visitor you are thinking of...you're one of those people tht think the characters in soap operas are real,aren't you! images/smiles/icon_confused.gif
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quotepeople said that there were people I shouldn't talk back to in here... and you were one of them...
This is TOO MUCH!!!ROTFLMAO
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>..but after that dire insult, I couldn't give a fuck...
you could have done better than that... try again images/smiles/icon_smile.gif I dont mind images/smiles/icon_smile.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I apologise for insulting you-i had no intention of hurting your feelings!And don't worry-it's only ~natural~ to start pretending you don't care when your feelings have been hurt about an obviously highly sensitive subject for you!The way you put those forced images/smiles/icon_smile.gifsmiles images/smiles/icon_smile.gifon at the end really touched me...even as i looked at them i could see your large tears rolling down your chubby round cheeks...but at least you know now why you can't get a british boyfriend...they just aren't as used to podgey big fucky-bags as their US counterparts-now you know the problem-you have the solution!Cruel to be kind,you see? images/smiles/icon_smile.gif
unlimited-time
10-22-2001, 07:02 PM
http://members.aol.com/careycats/MollyAnn/Molly5.jpg
AzN NvAzN
10-22-2001, 07:30 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg:
http://sc.communities.msn.com/tn/A9/42/Idontwank/1/4.jpg
How about that?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I see her before! Her took president wang in mouth! Her make television and paper much often!
How like you fame and fortune? Do president taste like dog?
i_dont_wank
10-23-2001, 12:40 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
I apologise for insulting you-i had no intention of hurting your feelings!And don't worry-it's only ~natural~ to start pretending you don't care when your feelings have been hurt about an obviously highly sensitive subject for you!The way you put those forced images/smiles/icon_smile.gifsmiles images/smiles/icon_smile.gifon at the end really touched me...even as i looked at them i could see your large tears rolling down your chubby round cheeks...but at least you know now why you can't get a british boyfriend...they just aren't as used to podgey big fucky-bags as their US counterparts-now you know the problem-you have the solution!Cruel to be kind,you see? images/smiles/icon_smile.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
oh Im not upset... I was just surprised at how bad that was. The comment was on par with a 6 year olds.
unlimited-time
10-23-2001, 01:40 AM
Here's my fugly mug..i know its only little but its the only one i've got atm..http://www.larner.freeserve.co.uk/UTime.jpg
unlimited-time
10-23-2001, 01:41 AM
Bum maybe it will work this way??
unlimited-time
10-23-2001, 01:46 AM
http://www.larner.freeserve.co.uk/UTime.jpg
dont ask me y i'm trying for a third time...ummm maybe the photo fairy will help this time.
unlimited-time
10-23-2001, 01:48 AM
always knew there was a photo fairy
Nursey
10-23-2001, 04:26 AM
pretty cool glasses...i think you'd look better with your hair shaved off,though. images/smiles/icon_confused.gif
Nursey
10-23-2001, 05:22 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
oh Im not upset... I was just surprised at how bad that was. The comment was on par with a 6 year olds.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
WELL DONE,WANK/TANK!!!You're sooo brave coming back here after having been so thoroughly DEVASTATED from the realisations last night's 'reality embracing therapy' with me helped to drive home...and just to put your mind at rest,i want it to be known that you are forgiven for disregarding the advice/warning "NOT TO TALK BACK AT *NURSEY*...IMC,PIMP,LOMO,EMETIC OR STU PADASSO!!!"...it is perfectly understandable under the circumstances images/smiles/icon_redface.gif,after all,even an idiot-retard would be able to see just what a raw nerve i hit with my 'verbal acupuncture' ...and keep up the brave face,it's great!-I know it's only for the benefit of the other forummers,rest assured that i am still well aware just what misery and self doubt you are having to endure in that private little hell of yours-trapped in that unforgivingly fatty-blub-blub monstrosity of a fleshly prison god has seen fit to incarcerrate your shallow,weak soul within the confines of!
Nursey
10-23-2001, 05:31 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
always knew there was a photo fairy<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Well if that's true it better clear the fuck off out of here,cos IMC would probably smash its little asshole with a biro pen and pull its' wings off before going on to conduct other experiments like 'how far accross the room can fairy get fired by powerful jets of ejaculate being shot into its mouth?' etc. images/smiles/icon_confused.gif
Nursey
10-23-2001, 05:53 AM
http://www.larner.freeserve.co.uk/UTime.jpg
...ever considered increasing the number of line dancing classes/80's disco nights you go to each month?It would be more interesting than the 800 hours on a treadmill that i think i would otherwise be inclined to prescribe for your particular problem,UT. images/smiles/icon_confused.gif
unlimited-time
10-23-2001, 06:36 AM
Nothing wrong with getting funky to some yeeeeeehaaaaaaa music... http://www.lifesadance.co.uk/BlackCoffee2.jpg
and never under estimate the power of an 80's disco diva http://www.dancingfeet.fsnet.co.uk/kande.jpg
unlimited-time
10-23-2001, 06:51 AM
http://www.pgys01486.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/face2.gif
Nursey
10-23-2001, 09:28 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
You just struck a raw nerve with a cheap swipe... images/smiles/icon_sad.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Awwww...come on,now...already you are starting to reap the rewards that facing up to reality brings-now you are *brave enough* to post a more recently taken photograph of yourself as your new signature pic!!!
http://www.larner.freeserve.co.uk/wanktank.jpg
Don't forget...it's not just personality[/i] that matters-but appearances too!And your irritating,attention seeking bubbliness will now be slightly balanced out by the ominous,clumping neanderthal brute we now discover you to be! images/smiles/icon_eek.gif
i_dont_wank
10-23-2001, 01:10 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
bubbliness<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
bubbliness? Do I appear bubbly?
But anyway...Thank you for helping me face up to my problems...
I'll keep that signiture for a while... to remind me to drink my slimfast
pimpchichi
10-23-2001, 01:31 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_cant_walk:
bubbliness? Do I appear bubbly?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
yup.. bubbly as mr michelin
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quoteI'll keep that signiture for a while...
i've heard a picture of a pig pinned to the fridge door helps
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quoteto remind me to drink my slimfast
dieting on it's own is just a temporary solution.. regular exercise is the key.. you might want to invest in a stairmaster... i know they can be kindof expensive.. but maybe you could share the cost with the lovechild of gailporter and bon jovi.. unlimited time...
unlimited-time
10-23-2001, 03:59 PM
http://www.sickppl.com/gail bon jovi.gif
unlimited-time
10-23-2001, 04:00 PM
http://www.sickppl.com/gail%20bon%20jovi.gif
i_dont_wank
10-23-2001, 08:24 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
WELL DONE,WANK/TANK!!!You're sooo brave coming back here after having been so thoroughly DEVASTATED from the realisations last night's 'reality embracing therapy' with me helped to drive home...and just to put your mind at rest,i want it to be known that you are forgiven for disregarding the advice/warning "NOT TO TALK BACK AT *NURSEY*...IMC,PIMP,LOMO,EMETIC OR STU PADASSO!!!"...it is perfectly understandable under the circumstances images/smiles/icon_redface.gif,after all,even an idiot-retard would be able to see just what a raw nerve i hit with my 'verbal acupuncture' ...and keep up the brave face,it's great!-I know it's only for the benefit of the other forummers,rest assured that i am still well aware just what misery and self doubt you are having to endure in that private little hell of yours-trapped in that unforgivingly fatty-blub-blub monstrosity of a fleshly prison god has seen fit to incarcerrate your shallow,weak soul within the confines of!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
You just struck a raw nerve with a cheap swipe... images/smiles/icon_sad.gif
i_dont_wank
10-24-2001, 12:56 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
http://www.sickppl.com/gail%20bon%20jovi.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
is that Gail Porter? images/smiles/icon_confused.gif
unlimited-time
10-24-2001, 01:19 AM
Yeah this is the original pic
http://www.gail-porter-world.co.uk/Pics5/gp488th.jpg
i_dont_wank
10-24-2001, 01:25 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
Yeah this is the original pic
http://www.gail-porter-world.co.uk/Pics5/gp488th.jpg <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
is it bon jovi also or a lion?
unlimited-time
10-24-2001, 01:45 AM
Dunno it could be another combination http://www.altotelevision.com/b/beauty-and-the-beast/t-000078-im-001319.jpg
Nicodemus
10-24-2001, 02:23 AM
LMAO!
pimpchichi
10-24-2001, 11:56 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pimp:
the lovechild of gailporter and bon jovi.. unlimited time...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
forgot something... "with the eyes of dierdre barlow"
(for the benefit of our american brothers and sisters... crappy brit soap character..)
pimpchichi
10-24-2001, 11:59 AM
BTW... i_dont_rank... you have ascended a couple of notches in my estimation for having the guts to post a pic.. i'm not sure how good this is.. because you were hovering in the area of the bottom rung anyway... but props to you.. and unlimited time too....
unlimited-time
10-24-2001, 12:12 PM
Nooooooooo that used to be my nickname when i had them glasses http://www.cyndi.currantbun.com/Resources/deir34.jpg
Nursey
10-24-2001, 06:02 PM
This green does me no justice!
Nursey
10-24-2001, 06:04 PM
http://www.larner.freeserve.co.uk/Nurseytime.gif
Stranger
10-25-2001, 03:17 AM
Here's mine for the benefit of the newbies.
(Assuming my webpage works of course)
http://strangest1.tripod.com//sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/stranger.jpg
Stranger
10-25-2001, 03:25 AM
Fukit Fukit Fukit images/smiles/icon_mad.gif
Where is that little photo fairy? I'll tie a string arround her feet and use here as a tampon! images/smiles/icon_mad.gif images/smiles/icon_mad.gif
Nursey
10-25-2001, 09:55 AM
How's this?
http://www.larner.freeserve.co.uk/retardranger.gif
I found it in the 'Retard Ranger of the Yearr award 1978'...Well done Stranger!...(i didn't think you'd object to me adding text) images/smiles/icon_smile.gif
Stranger
10-26-2001, 02:16 AM
Now see, thats why I wanted to post it myself, instead of posting it to you to put up for me. Give them a chance to see it before you screwed round with it. Even left the fugly.com off for ya. I must say I am disappointed though. I was hoping for some bigger tits images/smiles/icon_sad.gif
Nursey
10-26-2001, 11:25 PM
WHAT!!??!BIGGER!!!?!But LOOK AT THEM!!!!...You are such a loving,nurturing woman,Stranger...it makes sense that you'd want even bigger than this...
http://www.larner.freeserve.co.uk/hereyewgowkeeds.gif
...I just bet you'd love to breast feed all the 'lovely keeds'(anyone under 30) you meet,including us here in the forum! images/smiles/icon_eek.gif
Stranger
10-29-2001, 10:21 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
...I just bet you'd love to breast feed all the 'lovely keeds'(anyone under 30) you meet,including us here in the forum! images/smiles/icon_eek.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Well not all the forum. Only you babe. images/smiles/icon_wink.gif
And I was thinking Emetic, but something bout moaning "Ohhhh Fred" just didn't do it for me. And Disorder, till he was contaminated by Wanka. Oh and Nausious but Lomotil got in first. images/smiles/icon_sad.gif
Just how fat is IMC btw?
Nursey
10-29-2001, 11:30 PM
images/smiles/icon_mad.gif images/smiles/icon_mad.gif
Disorder
10-30-2001, 12:23 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
images/smiles/icon_mad.gif images/smiles/icon_mad.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
wassat? in dog years?
Stranger
10-30-2001, 01:43 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
images/smiles/icon_mad.gif images/smiles/icon_mad.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Oh images/smiles/icon_sad.gif
I could've sworn you were much, muchyounger.
Well I guess I could make an exception, just this once, since you like nursing sooo much.
Dwaine Scum
10-30-2001, 03:39 AM
Im fucking huge... and secondly, I wouldnt touch you with a stolen cock and smegman pushing...
i_dont_wank
10-30-2001, 03:50 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stranger:
And Disorder, till he was contaminated by Wanka.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
It's wank by the way
Err... What are you suggesting?
Why would I have anything to do with that poetically inept retard-o from the south of England?
You can have the Short Bus sheep shagger for all I care.
Your desperation is dribbling out though, like the jizz does from a paedophilies 'little' conquest.
BUT... I diverge images/smiles/icon_wink.gif
Nursey
10-30-2001, 04:52 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wank:
It's wank by the way
Err... What are you suggesting?
Why would I have anything to do with that poetically inept retard-o from the south of England?
You can have the Short Bus sheep shagger for all I care.
Your desperation is dribbling out though, like the jizz does from a paedophilies 'little' conquest.
BUT... I diverge images/smiles/icon_wink.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Aaaaaah...sweet embittermint!...the ~nectar~ of Fugly forum!!! images/smiles/icon_redface.gif
Nursey
10-30-2001, 05:31 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stranger:
Oh images/smiles/icon_sad.gif
I could've sworn you were much, muchyounger.
Well I guess I could make an exception, just this once, since you like nursing sooo much.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Nope.And i hate nursing...it turns me into a psychotic bearer of spikey impliments images/smiles/icon_mad.gif
Nursey
10-30-2001, 07:50 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder:
wassat? in dog years?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
...just because most young men like you are frightened little pussys near me does not mean i am a dog! images/smiles/icon_redface.gif
pimpchichi
10-31-2001, 11:28 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
Aaaaaah...sweet embittermint!...the ~nectar~ of Fugly forum!!! images/smiles/icon_redface.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
hell hath no fury http://forum.ogrish.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif
Stranger
11-01-2001, 03:36 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Spat forth by Wanka:
It's wanker by the way
Err... What are you suggesting?
Why would I have anything to do with bla bla bitch whine bla moan bla recycled payout bla bla I don't care anyway yada yada new fantasy. images/smiles/icon_wink.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Well you implied that Disorder bought a piece of your ass for a piece of his webspace and.... ahhh fukit, I couldn't be bothered
quote:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hell hath no fury
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
You'd think she would be used to it by now.
Stranger
11-01-2001, 03:47 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY:
Im fucking huge... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Good cos I was just wondering if maybe you could fill in for me brest feeding Nursey? I think she might be a bit rough for me and wanted to line up a substitute before I broke the news to her. images/smiles/icon_sad.gif
But could you keep your Smegman and cock stealing fantasies to your self in future, especially when they involve me. images/smiles/icon_mad.gif
Nursey
11-01-2001, 06:35 AM
I'm kind of dead now,so i don't think i'll manage the latching on even to uncle IMC's sweet bosom.
AzN NvAzN
11-01-2001, 10:39 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
...just because most young men like you are frightened little pussys near me does not mean i am a dog! images/smiles/icon_redface.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Did somebody say dog? images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif
Disorder
11-01-2001, 10:45 AM
and.. cue AzN...
and.. images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif fake smile.. I love it!
images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif yes sir, we have dog ommlette, dog soup, hotdogs, sausage dogs, blind dogs, rabid dogs, wolfhound wraps, huskies, chow-chows, french poodle fritters and great dane suprise!
AzN NvAzN
11-01-2001, 10:51 AM
So many choices to be made that I think I try all!
Dog so versatile, can fix anything with dog! I try make 'dog helper' from 1 pound ground dog and box of hamburger helper...
Cheese-dog macaroni is good flavor! It make me be wonder if "Cheesedawg" try same thing?
Emetic
11-01-2001, 04:00 PM
I missed the start of this thread - Nursey, your b/d is Oct 30th?? So's my mother's, no shit.
The similarity between you 2 is eerie. The only difference I can see is you're not insane (I'm not interested in splitting hairs).
Emetic
11-01-2001, 04:04 PM
Errr...wtf is this? I posted the above at about 8:12, and it's stamped 9:00. This afternoon the server was slow 12 minutes, now it's [I]fast[I] 45 min.
I'm simply going to have to worry on this for the next couple hours...
Nursey
11-01-2001, 04:54 PM
no-my birthday is the 26th of june-i was just trying to ward Stranger and her heaving,leathery lactating breasts off (see 2 previous posts) images/smiles/icon_wink.gif
Lomotil
11-01-2001, 05:11 PM
Not only is the Fugly time-stamp off, but so is the Birthday-meter! images/smiles/icon_eek.gif
What's this world coming to?
Emetic
11-02-2001, 06:08 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Erotically posted by Stranger:
...I was thinking Emetic, but something bout moaning "Ohhhh Fred" just didn't do it for me.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
No worries, then - I'd finish long before you began to enjoy it.
Nursey
12-19-2001, 06:19 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic:
I missed the start of this thread - Nursey, your b/d is Oct 30th?? So's my mother's, no shit.
The similarity between you 2 is eerie. The only difference I can see is you're not insane (I'm not interested in splitting hairs).<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Yes...it's MOTHER...COMING THROUGH!!!
'Look at you,Emetic!!!Have a fucking wash...you're a bit fucking gay and fat,aren't you?Why can't you be like my other sons?Get down on the fucking floor and BEG for forgiveness for speaking to me like that!!!I ought to dress you up in girlies clothes!That would shut you up!!!!!
*slaps little prepubescent Emetic's not-yet-fully-fused-cranium off the wall* images/smiles/icon_mad.gif
YOU CAN RUN,EMETIC,BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE...FROM THE ~TORMENTS~ OF YOUR SOUL!!!!!'MOTHER'S' ALWAYS WITH YOU-WHEREVER YOU GO... images/smiles/icon_smile.gif
ratatouille
12-19-2001, 06:38 PM
Oh damn Nursey! I sorta figured that someone with such vicious and stinging comments had to be a scorp. And I was real close guessing your age too. I put you at 28. Happy belated images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif
kitana
12-19-2001, 07:47 PM
And I must say that Nursey looks pretty damn good for 30 - i thought she was between 26-28. Plus most of the 30 yr olds i have met up with are huge wrinkly hippos with sagging utters images/smiles/icon_sad.gif
ratatouille
12-19-2001, 08:02 PM
if I would of read this thread thoroughly i would have realised that her birthday was in june, not october. oh well, happy day to you anyhow.
Nursey
12-20-2001, 02:41 PM
Where's my fucking presents? images/smiles/icon_confused.gif
unlimited-time
12-20-2001, 02:45 PM
Happy fucking birthday Nursey for when ver it was...hope pimp fucked u within an inch of your life then carried on once u passed out.
Nursey
12-20-2001, 03:37 PM
...no,that was the first time together on speed he did that-for my birthday we had some pretty smacky E's and lay about fucking and 'munging out' (not the -literal-eating-out-a-corpses-cunt-type munging,the other kind images/smiles/icon_smile.gif
pimpchichi
12-20-2001, 07:12 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
And I must say that Nursey looks pretty damn good for 30 - i thought she was between 26-28. Plus most of the 30 yr olds i have met up with are huge wrinkly hippos with sagging utters images/smiles/icon_sad.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif*sigh* images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif
Tori_Anus
12-24-2001, 10:09 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
Yes...it's MOTHER...COMING THROUGH!!!
'Look at you,Emetic!!!Have a fucking wash...you're a bit fucking gay and fat,aren't you?Why can't you be like my other sons?Get down on the fucking floor and BEG for forgiveness for speaking to me like that!!!I ought to dress you up in girlies clothes!That would shut you up!!!!!
*slaps little prepubescent Emetic's not-yet-fully-fused-cranium off the wall* images/smiles/icon_mad.gif
YOU CAN RUN,EMETIC,BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE...FROM THE ~TORMENTS~ OF YOUR SOUL!!!!!'MOTHER'S' ALWAYS WITH YOU-WHEREVER YOU GO... images/smiles/icon_smile.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
So,in other words,the beaming,fat lech. (http://www.larner.freeserve.co.uk/BACHELORPAD.gif).
who would be an alright guy if he wasn't such a pompous,self important nob is actually suffering from massive insecurity towards the opposite sex (but who does his best to cover it up)due to a sharp-tongued,overdomineering mother???Fascinating! images/smiles/icon_eek.gif
Nursey
12-29-2001, 09:37 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Tori_Anus:
So,in other words,the beaming,fat lech. (http://www.larner.freeserve.co.uk/BACHELORPAD.gif).
who would be an alright guy if he wasn't such a pompous,self important nob is actually suffering from massive insecurity towards the opposite sex (but who does his best to cover it up)due to a sharp-tongued,overdomineering mother???Fascinating! images/smiles/icon_eek.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
YES! images/smiles/icon_smile.gifWELL DONE,TORI!!!You're not bad as retarded alter egos go!!! images/smiles/icon_wink.gif
unlimited-time
10-22-2002, 01:38 PM
needs rereading images/smiles/icon_wink.gif
Matthew
10-22-2002, 10:03 PM
god...... i hate you unlimited
Nauseous
10-23-2002, 12:10 AM
I wish UT would post more! images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif
unlimited-time
10-23-2002, 01:11 AM
If u hate me retard means i'm doing something right http://www.plaudersmilies.de/eviltongue.gif
unlimited-time
10-23-2002, 10:46 AM
Hiya my little pirate images/smiles/icon_wink.gif
canine_STD
10-23-2002, 10:55 AM
so whadaya been doing? Where have you been all this time?
unlimited-time
10-23-2002, 04:18 PM
Oh a little bit of this and a little bit of that.OK well i play EQ now so that takes all my time up images/smiles/icon_smile.gif
tons of fun
10-23-2002, 05:17 PM
http://www.sunbelt-software.com/stu/eye.htm
images/smiles/icon_razz.gif
I look kinda like martin here....
http://fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/fuglydotcompic.jpg
canine_STD
10-23-2002, 08:22 PM
Hello dear! (dre)
theonlylivingboy
01-20-2003, 12:07 PM
OK I got a new digital camera, so here goes...
http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/dscf0007_copy3.jpg
Steady girls!
pimpchichi
01-20-2003, 12:41 PM
hey!.. you look like that guy.. from that thing...
alan titchmarsh!!
Tojo Burbage
01-20-2003, 11:22 PM
That looks like a lovely bit of green rolled up carpet there in the background....
Are they the instructions for the didgital camera in your hand? images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif
Ulfur Engil
01-21-2003, 08:40 AM
Alright, might as well dig up something here....
http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/capemay1.jpg
(Take note of the crappy scanning job....)
pimpchichi
01-21-2003, 09:49 AM
rick moranis!! with hair!!
Ulfur Engil
01-21-2003, 10:53 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ~pimpchichi~:
rick moranis!! with hair!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Alright Pimp...I don't know what the fuck you dosed before posting THAT...
Save this image for when you sober up, bro:
http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/ulfurengilisnotrickmoranis_copy.jpg
pimpchichi
01-21-2003, 11:18 AM
ok ok.. so i was way off.. it was a sideview comparison anyway...
oh yeah.. i'm reading that book (slowly but surely).. and while bearing in mind the note you wrote in the cover... you aren't planning to go on a rampage over here, kicking the shit out of everyone are you? i have an aversion to being in custody, y'know?
Ulfur Engil
01-21-2003, 12:57 PM
Oh, don't worry. As unimaginable as it may sound, I am capable of being a gentleman. I'll be on good behavior while over there.
ratatouille
01-21-2003, 07:26 PM
not to shabby! you look pretty fit. images/smiles/icon_smile.gif
kitana
01-22-2003, 02:40 PM
damn... some hotties here. we need more guys to post pics.
Nursey
01-22-2003, 07:36 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by theonlylivingboy:
OK I got a new digital camera, so here goes...
http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/dscf0007_copy3.jpg
Steady girls!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Hmmm...ruddy...i mean fit, yeah...fit! http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/uhoh3.gif
A little tip...have you ever considered using a meat tenderisor on your forehead? This would only be for cosmetic reasons and wouldn't treat the root cause (high blood pressure probably caused by over consumption of red meat coupled with a neanderthal, bigoted lad-boy attitude), but give it a try...i think you will like! http://www.fugly.com/ubb/icons/icon14.gif
Tojo Burbage
01-22-2003, 11:58 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
Hmmm...ruddy...i mean fit, yeah...fit!
A little tip...have you ever considered using a meat tenderisor on your forehead? This would only be for cosmetic reasons and wouldn't treat the root cause (high blood pressure probably caused by over consumption of red meat coupled with a neanderthal, bigoted lad-boy attitude), but give it a try...i think you will like!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Yay! She's back!
*goes off to find his foam finger*
unlimited-time
01-23-2003, 03:28 AM
Unzip your pants your foaming finger is between your legs.
*Shrugs shoulders*
Ok it was terrible but i couldn't resist. images/smiles/icon_mad.gif
Tojo Burbage
01-23-2003, 03:32 AM
You never could resist...
Nauseous
01-23-2003, 11:09 PM
Are you guys gonna fuck already or what?
theonlylivingboy
01-23-2003, 11:40 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ~pimpchichi~:
hey!.. you look like that guy.. from that thing...
alan titchmarsh!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
The rest of the abuse I can take, but this is particularly cruel images/smiles/icon_sad.gif
Tojo Burbage
01-24-2003, 01:35 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
Are you guys gonna fuck already or what?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
You're assuming we arent?
Tojo Burbage
01-24-2003, 01:37 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by theonlylivingboy:
The rest of the abuse I can take, but this is particularly cruel images/smiles/icon_sad.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif
unlimited-time
01-24-2003, 01:43 AM
http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/dscf0007_copy3.jpg
Only thing i have to say is, take another pic but this time in your boxers and without that piece of paper spoiling the view.
pimpchichi
01-24-2003, 08:17 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by theonlylivingboy:
The rest of the abuse I can take, but this is particularly cruel images/smiles/icon_sad.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
all part of the service
theonlylivingboy
01-25-2003, 04:12 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited time:
[B
Only thing i have to say is, take another pic but this time in your boxers and without that piece of paper spoiling the view.[/B]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Later images/smiles/icon_wink.gif
CaptainDookie
01-26-2003, 06:46 PM
http://www.tampabaydrunks.com/drunkgirlies/ls12boobs/5469A022.jpg
ross_perot
01-26-2003, 08:20 PM
flappy jugs
kitana
01-27-2003, 05:16 PM
BEEFCAKES!
http://www.sickppl.com/kitsworld/Misc/b2k.jpg
TimBoaT
01-30-2003, 11:55 AM
http://home.westman.wave.ca/~kille/images/timpic.jpg
that me and my bad self.
ross_perot
01-30-2003, 04:27 PM
You look like this dude adam sharon I once knew.....then he dissapeared....ever been to wisconsin?
kitana
01-30-2003, 05:33 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Tim the God:
http://home.westman.wave.ca/~kille/images/timpic.jpg
that me and my bad self.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
AHHHHHHH! gotta pinch the cheex, gotta pinch the cheex!
Sanjay Kapoor
01-31-2003, 09:49 AM
Being me this is.
http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/sanjaypic.jpg
Nauseous
01-31-2003, 07:57 PM
My most recentest pic...
http://www.madagascarreptiles.com/mammal_photos/tow%20toed%20sloth.jpg
Lomotil
02-01-2003, 06:41 PM
What...... the............ fuck. images/smiles/icon_eek.gif
Nauseous
02-01-2003, 08:55 PM
Don't act coy... You know you want me.
battlesausage
02-02-2003, 09:13 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
Don't act coy... You know you want me.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I love a woman who can't run away from a beatin, you is sexay
kitana
02-02-2003, 01:38 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
My most recentest pic...
http://www.madagascarreptiles.com/mammal_photos/tow%20toed%20sloth.jpg <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
i want one!
http://www.sickppl.com/kitsworld/Misc/007.jpg
ross_perot
02-02-2003, 06:43 PM
me too!
Dwaine Scum
02-02-2003, 07:08 PM
i know where you can buy those
ross_perot
02-02-2003, 07:58 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
i know where you can buy those<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
where?!?!?!?!?
Dwaine Scum
02-03-2003, 06:59 PM
do a google search for, exotic animals for sale in the U.S.
Nauseous
02-03-2003, 09:43 PM
Sloth?
unlimited-time
02-03-2003, 11:10 PM
http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/sloth1.jpg
theonlylivingboy
02-03-2003, 11:34 PM
Tony Blair without make up?
kitana
02-05-2003, 04:57 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
do a google search for, exotic animals for sale in the U.S.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
dont u need a bunch of legal paperwork krap? having one of those in my kollection would be kool...butt it would have to be dead.
Dwaine Scum
02-05-2003, 07:02 PM
I would so pay good money to choke the life out of your stinking mexican carcass. Ill make sure to post on the exoctic pets newsgroup, your webpage,m along with your name and location, and cell number so no one will sell to you
kitana
02-06-2003, 08:12 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
I would so pay good money to choke the life out of your stinking mexican carcass. Ill make sure to post on the exoctic pets newsgroup, your webpage,m along with your name and location, and cell number so no one will sell to you<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
LMFAO u do that. we like it. if u pay me the money, i will kill myself.
Dwaine Scum
02-06-2003, 08:24 AM
what address do you want me to mail lthe money order too?
kitana
02-06-2003, 08:38 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
what address do you want me to mail lthe money order too?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
ummm
snail mail it to kit c/o Johnny cheezedawg. we will work from there. n how much u gonna pay, son?
Dwaine Scum
02-06-2003, 08:43 AM
lol your full of shit...
Nauseous
02-06-2003, 09:43 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
dont u need a bunch of legal paperwork krap? having one of those in my kollection would be kool...butt it would have to be dead.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
You need to find a new hobby.
kitana
02-07-2003, 10:44 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
lol your full of shit...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
so r u
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
You need to find a new hobby.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
no! i luv it. i will keep it until i need money really bad n auction it on ebay.
Dwaine Scum
02-07-2003, 11:02 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
so r u.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
no, seriously, If I ever get your address, I will report you to the ASPCA, just so I can watch you get arrested for animal abuse / neglect. thats no bullshit. you think Im bullshitting, send me your address
kitana
02-07-2003, 11:07 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
no, seriously, If I ever get your address, I will report you to the ASPCA, just so I can watch you get arrested for animal abuse / neglect. thats no bullshit. you think Im bullshitting, send me your address<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I DONT ABUSE ANY ANIMALS! YOU NEED EVIDENCE, FUKTARD. GET IT THRU YER HEAD. ITS LIKE ME POSTING A PIC OF A DEAD GUY N SAYING THAT I KILLED HIM R I PUT MAKE UP ON HIM. THE PICS DUN TELL A STORY N THE KAPTIONS KOULD BE BS. DUH! I HAVE ALREADY BEEN REPORTED. I OWN NO PETS, SO THERE IS NO WAY OF SAYING THAT I ABUSE MY PETS R ANY OTHER ANIMALS.
i tell this shit to everyone n i even tell it to the cops, no one has anything on me. i got a klean rekord.
Dwaine Scum
02-07-2003, 11:13 AM
well lwt me send the ASPCA to your house, and prove me wrong...
Dwaine Scum
02-07-2003, 11:15 AM
sad thing is, when they bust her, all they are going to do is deport her and her fucking slimey greasy spic family images/smiles/icon_mad.gif
kitana
02-07-2003, 11:16 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
well lwt me send the ASPCA to your house, and prove me wrong...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
no need, they already have records, son.
btw, i am nut female. i am a homosexual male with femenine characteristics. my real name is orlando nut ofelia. ofelia is the name that i will use legally after the sex change. i will get flamed for being a fag, butt i look forward to it b/c now i am kumming klean n i am out of the kloset.
pimpchichi
02-07-2003, 03:00 PM
why not just change your name to "dave".. you might not be so fucked up then
Dwaine Scum
02-07-2003, 07:59 PM
see how she changes the subject when you threaten her with the ASPCA? now everyone knows how much of a sniveling little coward mexican she is. Tired of getting her ass beat by normal people she abuses animals.. Don't worry ofelia, Im like just 2 days away from having all your personal info. Best $100 I ever spent
kitana
02-08-2003, 10:09 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by pimp the penile narcissist:
why not just change your name to "dave".. you might not be so fucked up then<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
no i want to be female
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
see how she changes the subject when you threaten her with the ASPCA? now everyone knows how much of a sniveling little coward mexican she is. Tired of getting her ass beat by normal people she abuses animals.. Don't worry ofelia, Im like just 2 days away from having all your personal info. Best $100 I ever spent<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
fuk u, dwaine. i got no pets and i havent done anything wrong. y would u waste yer time on something that will go nowhere?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya:
No, you'll get flamed because you are a complete cunt. Irregardless of whether your genitalia is internal or external. Or prosthetic for that matter.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
u want to suk it?
Dwaine Scum
02-08-2003, 12:09 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
fuk u, dwaine. i got no pets and i havent done anything wrong. y would u waste yer time on something that will go nowhere?
?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
we will see, you know, for $130 I can get any newspaper clipping turned into a very nice wall plaque, I have one for the guiness record I broke, and Ill have one on you when they radi your house and seize all your stuff. I just wish you and your family would be prosacuted, instead of being sent back to mexico
kitana
02-08-2003, 03:30 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
we will see, you know, for $130 I can get any newspaper clipping turned into a very nice wall plaque, I have one for the guiness record I broke, and Ill have one on you when they radi your house and seize all your stuff. I just wish you and your family would be prosacuted, instead of being sent back to mexico<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif
they dun send US citizens to mexico.
although at this moment, i really am ashamed to say that i am an american citizen seeing how bush is fukin up...butt anywayz... we dun have much property... we rent the trailer n i found this computer in the dumpster.
Dwaine Scum
02-08-2003, 05:25 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif
they dun send US citizens to mexico.
although at this moment, i really am ashamed to say that i am an american citizen seeing how bush is fukin up...butt anywayz... we dun have much property... we rent the trailer n i found this computer in the dumpster.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
first off, I'm not going to debate the "bush" thing. Obviously, you don't drive, and you are imune to chemical weapons.
the second part dosent surprise me one bit.
kitana
02-08-2003, 05:52 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
first off, I'm not going to debate the "bush" thing. Obviously, you don't drive, and you are imune to chemical weapons.
the second part dosent surprise me one bit.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
the government took my license away b/c they had this idea that i would run ppl over...plus i kould never afford to buy a kar. i am immune. i am patient 0!
Tojo Burbage
02-08-2003, 07:36 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
...i will get flamed for being a fag, butt i look forward to it b/c now i am kumming klean n i am out of the kloset.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
No, you'll get flamed because you are a complete cunt. Irregardless of whether your genitalia is internal or external. Or prosthetic for that matter.
unlimited-time
02-09-2003, 01:32 PM
This is my sis..aka Dodgygeezerbird
http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/picture42.jpg
kitana
02-09-2003, 02:46 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited time:
This is my sis..aka Dodgygeezerbird
http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/picture42.jpg <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
yes n now u post yer pic with a pose like herz.
Dwaine Scum
02-09-2003, 05:11 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
yes n now u post yer pic with a pose like herz.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
why don't you take a pic of yourself wuth a gun in your mouth, pulling the trigger?
kitana
02-09-2003, 05:29 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
why don't you take a pic of yourself wuth a gun in your mouth, pulling the trigger?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
why don't you take a pic of yourself with a gun in your mouth, pulling the trigger?
unlimited-time
02-11-2003, 02:00 PM
You wanted tit, here are dodgeygeezerbirds tits.
http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/beckstar.jpg
Dwaine Scum
02-11-2003, 08:12 PM
that pic frightens and arouses me at the same time
Sanjay Kapoor
02-11-2003, 09:56 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited time:
This is my sis..aka Dodgygeezerbird
http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/picture42.jpg <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
She is no being wear a wedding ring I am seeing, does she be take it up of the shitter?
unlimited-time
02-12-2003, 05:34 PM
Sorry Sanjay she don't do pakki cock images/smiles/icon_sad.gif
battlesausage
02-22-2003, 02:22 PM
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL60/921347/1689470/20388095.jpg
Fugly
02-22-2003, 02:52 PM
Hey, what the fuck, right? Every one else is doing it.
http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/1131390_img.jpg
battlesausage
02-22-2003, 03:09 PM
Holy shit!!!
battlesausage
02-22-2003, 03:11 PM
Martin you look NOTHING like your fugly pic
unlimited-time
02-22-2003, 03:20 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Osausage bin laden:
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL60/921347/1689470/20388095.jpg <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Not meaning to too offensive( coz that's not mystyle honest images/smiles/icon_redface.gif ) but are you a fag?
unlimited-time
02-22-2003, 03:26 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fugly:
Hey, what the fuck, right? Every one else is doing it.
http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/1131390_img.jpg <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
You look healthier than you did in your first pic posting and i see you found a razor.
battlesausage
02-22-2003, 03:34 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited time:
Not meaning to too offensive( coz that's not mystyle honest images/smiles/icon_redface.gif ) but are you a fag?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
If fucking women in the ass is gay then yeah
kitana
02-22-2003, 03:40 PM
http://www.sickppl.com/kitsworld/gotheart.jpg
unlimited-time
02-22-2003, 03:41 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Osausage bin laden:
If fucking women in the ass is gay then yeah[/B]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Would that be with a strap-on coz you look very effeminate.If you ain't a fag are you a ladyboy?
kitana
02-22-2003, 03:43 PM
i'd fuk osausage bin ladin
unlimited-time
02-22-2003, 03:45 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by pet tard kit:
i'd fuk osausage bin ladin<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Tard you'd fuck anything if it stood still long enough for you to catch it.
kitana
02-22-2003, 03:47 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited time:
Tard you'd fuck anything if it stood still long enough for you to catch it.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
true...us tards kant run very fast, but fux like u kant run to fast either. *makes provakitive tongue motions at u*
unlimited-time
02-22-2003, 03:50 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by pet tard kit:
true...us tards kant run very fast, but fux like u kant run to fast either. *makes provakitive tongue motions at u*<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
*looks at the tard with dribble slipping from her tongue onto the floor*
I can run fast enough.
kitana
02-22-2003, 03:55 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited time:
*looks at the tard with dribble slipping from her tongue onto the floor*
I can run fast enough.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
no u kant
*jumps at u*
battlesausage
02-22-2003, 04:00 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited time:
Would that be with a strap-on coz you look very effeminate.If you ain't a fag are you a ladyboy?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I saw your picc and lemme tell ya, if I had a choice between fucking you or a guy I would kill myself.
battlesausage
02-22-2003, 04:02 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by pet tard kit:
i'd fuk osausage bin ladin<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Believe me I would fuck you too.
images/smiles/icon_wink.gif
kitana
02-22-2003, 04:20 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Osausage bin laden:
Originally posted by pet tard kit:
i'd fuk osausage bin ladin<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Believe me I would fuck you too.
images/smiles/icon_wink.gif
*dry humps desk*
IM me sometime so that we kan cyber!
battlesausage
02-22-2003, 04:22 PM
What IM you use?
kitana
02-22-2003, 04:23 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Osausage bin laden:
What IM you use?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
AIM - kitana996
MSN - kitana669@hotmail.com
YAHOO - kitanaak47 - also camming, but i am out of season for that until may
Fugly
02-22-2003, 04:56 PM
Aww. I think I'm going to cry. I think I just witnessed the birth of another beautiful Internet romance. I'm so happy I think could just fucking vomit.
Why is it that everyone here at Fugly can get laid except me? ...even off of my mediocre celebrity status.
What do I get out of all of this?
Dwaine Scum
02-22-2003, 06:32 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fugly:
Why is it that everyone here at Fugly can get laid except me? ...even off of my mediocre celebrity status.
What do I get out of all of this?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Hey nigger, I was gonna get you laid if you would have spent the night when you came to the piercing event... there was strippers for everyone (except me because I got whaked on steel reserve and opiates then passed out) that goth girl wanted you to fuck her...
kitana
02-22-2003, 06:42 PM
unfortunately
i just found out that osausage bin ladin is really a female thats getting a sex change to male. this was sad...
Ulfur Engil
02-22-2003, 06:50 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
Hey nigger, I was gonna get you laid if you would have spent the night when you came to the piercing event... there was strippers for everyone (except me because I got whaked on steel reserve and opiates then passed out) that goth girl wanted you to fuck her...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
You took in both Steel Reserve AND opiates? I have a newfound respect for your endurance.
Dwaine Scum
02-22-2003, 09:46 PM
yes, methadone... needless to say I woke up outside, in the tool shed, wearing nothing but boxers, laying on a stack of newspapers...
kitana
02-22-2003, 09:55 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
yes, methadone... needless to say I woke up outside, in the tool shed, wearing nothing but boxers, laying on a stack of newspapers...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
black out, too?
Dwaine Scum
02-22-2003, 10:01 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by pet tard kit:
black out, too?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
don't talk to me spic
unlimited-time
02-23-2003, 01:17 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Osausage bin laden:
I saw your picc and lemme tell ya, if I had a choice between fucking you or a guy I would kill myself.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
ok ladyboy images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif
Keep up with the injections your stubble is slowly coming through.
battlesausage
02-23-2003, 04:40 AM
Whatever you old snaggle toothed coke bottle glasses wearing drunken hag.
unlimited-time
02-23-2003, 06:39 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Osausage bin laden:
Whatever you old snaggle toothed coke bottle glasses wearing drunken hag.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
You seem a little disturbed by my observation of you, did i hit a little close to home?
battlesausage
02-23-2003, 06:47 AM
Not at all. Being called a fag by a busted faced hag that probably hasn’t been fucked in a decade or so really doesn’t get to me. I’m no fucking gem by any means but I am happy with the fact that I don’t look like the product of an incestuous relationship.
battlesausage
02-23-2003, 08:08 AM
Why would I ignore a shot thrown by such an ugly troll?. I know that you are just a lonely old ugly bitter woman that couldn’t get a man even if she paid him. So keep typing away with your greasy sticky fingers that probably smell like a rotting carp. You insulting me about looks is pure fucking gold.
unlimited-time
02-23-2003, 09:27 AM
At no point have i insulted you about your looks i have asked questions and stated the obvious, maybe you really do have a deep-seated desire to be a lady/boy and all this aggression towards me should be turned into something more positive by looking deep inside yourself and taking a decision about what sex you really would like to be.
battlesausage
02-23-2003, 09:36 AM
Your opinion of what a woman looks like is pretty frail considering your own appearance.
unlimited-time
02-23-2003, 10:13 AM
You can keep up with the personal attacks on me, i don't mind.I feel your pain.
Go seek professional help, there are people out there who train in this area.I hope you get to where you need to be soon.
battlesausage
02-23-2003, 10:18 AM
I wasn’t attacking, I was just stating the obvious.
unlimited-time
02-23-2003, 10:32 AM
Now your just repeating things i say. images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif
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