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Lomotil

01-25-2002, 08:07 PM

Y'kno... I perused the remains of the i-love-cats forum, and I have to say... I'm impressed. Then I looked over your forums and noticed quite a bit of intelligible posts, and some insightful members (with the possible exception of the fudgepacker)...

When I came across this (http://www.biseor.com/forums/viewtopic.php?topic=336&forum=15&3) post, I couldn't help but laugh... You try to come off as condescending and vulgar - yet you all just seem like one of the regulars when you post...

At any rate, congrats on the pussy forum, you all have done a real number on that... (and on your own - I might have to register some day) We've got much in common, and while some might take offense to your targeting of our forums for a tagging session, I think it's rather hillarious (hoping to get a rise out of the forum regulars and feeling the brute fugly force of fukovian against your brow - the culmination of two twisted as fuck followings... Might I suggest this real nice Hamster place to browse? images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Oh, and Collaltino, once you get used to the puke colors, our forums look quite nice, thank you......... images/smiles/icon_razz.gif

battlesausage

01-25-2002, 08:40 PM

I will destroy your forum and all who inhabit these greasy dwellings! The sausage has spoken. Good bye.

battlesausage

01-25-2002, 08:48 PM

Oh and by the way we were hit earlier by a large group of aids patients. I had destroyed their forum (aids meds.com) One day prior. If I had not read about i-love-cats on your forum I would have never visited. Never the less, if it is war you want. Then war you shall have! Prepare yourself infidel. The sausage is coming.

Lomotil

01-25-2002, 08:49 PM

Oh, for Christ's sake... get over it, you aren't invading anywhere, shithead. Don't you get it, asswipe? We're not all that different... You come here and try to do shit that we've already done elsewhere - understand? You're not breaking any new ground, so don't get excited...

GreenAppleSplatters

01-25-2002, 08:50 PM

With devastating posts like that,the Fugly forums will be gone in no time.....jagoff. http://www.mansun-nl.com/smilies/finger2.gif

battlesausage

01-25-2002, 08:52 PM

It was a joke! Like wrestling idiot! I was just trying to stir up some tension. Plus Battlesausage never listed you for trashing. I preffer homos and old ladies to harras!

GreenAppleSplatters

01-25-2002, 08:56 PM

Did you say that to the other forums that you've harrased? Or are we so bad-ass that you folded like a cheap card table?

Maybe I'll see you soon in your forum..bitch.

ratatouille

01-25-2002, 08:56 PM

Oh drag. I really thought you were a munchkin from Ohio. images/smiles/icon_redface.gif

Lomotil

01-25-2002, 08:57 PM

Uuuuuuuuuuuh... "it was a joke" - don't you think we were painfully fucking aware of that stunning fact? images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif Jesus, you need to get off of the computer and find yourself a steady source of pleasure, be it amphetamines, hookers, housecats, kitana, or golf - for Diablo's sake, do something!

Leave the hardcore internet trashing to the pros, fuckwad.

GreenAppleSplatters

01-25-2002, 09:00 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Gladamere Stroganoff:
Uuuuuuuuuuuh... "it was a joke" - don't you think we were painfully fucking aware of that stunning fact? images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif Jesus, you need to get off of the computer and find yourself a steady source of pleasure, be it amphetamines, hookers, housecats, kitana, or golf - for Diablo's sake, do something!

Leave the hardcore internet trashing to the pros, fuckwad.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Amen brotha,all the rookies need to sit back and take notes....

By the way,I prefer hookers and alchohol...

battlesausage

01-25-2002, 09:02 PM

Answer that post bolognatits! Dont you get it? I already stated that if it was not for me reading your hillarious posts on i-love-cats.com I wouldnt have known it existed! The aids forum was all mine though. I am proud of that. I only put up 4 posts and 50 spammers came to biseor, mad ass fuck! Anyway one of our residents payed your site a compliment if you actually read the post. He was carving us for picking on old ladies in unmoderated forums.He said if we wanted a real challenge to go to fugly.

Lomotil

01-25-2002, 09:06 PM

I did read the post, BS, and if you'd paid attention to my earlier post, you'd have seen that I paid your forum a compliment as well...

Lomotil

01-25-2002, 09:08 PM

BTW: Here's a site we severely fucked over (http://www.hamsterhouse.com/cgi-bin/YaBB/YaBB.pl) - try getting a membership there now... If you can do it, it's worth fucking over... images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

battlesausage

01-25-2002, 09:12 PM

Alright then my appologies, Sorry for the spelling but I am a retarded midget.

Lomotil

01-25-2002, 09:14 PM

...and the shriveled penis shrinks into oblivion! images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

GreenAppleSplatters

01-25-2002, 09:18 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Gladamere Stroganoff:
...and the shriveled penis shrinks into oblivion! images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Victory!!!

It's Miller time...

http://www.mansun-nl.com/smilies/beerchug.gif

battlesausage

01-25-2002, 09:21 PM

You think? I was just paying my respects! Alright college boy its on!

battlesausage

01-25-2002, 09:27 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Gladamere Stroganoff:
I did read the post, BS, and if you'd paid attention to my earlier post, you'd have seen that I paid your forum a compliment as well...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Trickery is only good in the shory term. I will make you pay.

GreenAppleSplatters

01-25-2002, 09:28 PM

I was gonna pay my respects until you started talking shit.....let's go whitey

Dwaine Scum

01-25-2002, 09:34 PM

what the fuck am I missing here?

GreenAppleSplatters

01-25-2002, 09:38 PM

About time you showed up dumbass,Battlesausage is from another forum that's trying to terrorize us.But that's not gonna happen.

Give 'em hell IMC...

pimpchichi

01-26-2002, 08:20 AM

i went to that biseor link... i saw 4 posts...
i went to the front page and it said 7 posts and Nursey had posted last.. but her post wasn't there

i went to her profile (http://www.biseor.com/forums/bb_profile.php?mode=view&user=101) and clicked "view posts by this user" link.. it said "No records match that query. Please broaden your search.".... so i take it it was deleted....

mind you.. when i asked her she said she couldn't remember off-hand, but had a vague recollection of posting, but didn't think it was offensive enough to commit to memory...
somebody took offense it seems though images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif

hmmm.. so in conclusion i reckon that gay-ass site can eat my dried ass-nuts with their "give-it-but-can't-take-it" moderating...

Nursey

01-26-2002, 08:30 AM

Christ!!!!No more amyl nitrate for me!!! images/smiles/icon_confused.gif

pimpchichi

01-26-2002, 08:55 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Me:
mind you.. when i asked her she said she couldn't remember off-hand, but had a vague recollection of posting, but didn't think it was offensive enough to commit to memory...
somebody took offense it seems though images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Pimp says:
why don't you remember your post?
Ho-Chichufuchaa says:
if i did register it was about time of cats forum
Ho-Chichufuchaa says:
i think
Ho-Chichufuchaa says:
images/smiles/icon_smile.gif
Pimp says:
it was last night it was registered
Ho-Chichufuchaa says:
OH!!!!!
Ho-Chichufuchaa says:
well not ME images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

it seems Nursey has an imitator going around forums registering as her... the flatterer images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif

pimpchichi

01-26-2002, 09:11 AM

hmmm.. and on closer perusal of her profile.. the email looks the part, in arial, but change font and it's a fake, and the yahoo id is wrong...

so somebody in this forum who has an obsession with Nursey is obviously going around imitating her in other forums...

my god some people need serious therapy..

anyway.. i wonder who it could be... who, in fugly, is obsessed with my girlfriend, and has a liking for going around trolling in other forums???

anybody have any ideas??

GreenAppleSplatters

01-26-2002, 09:18 AM

Drag_on?

GreenAppleSplatters

01-26-2002, 09:19 AM

oooohhhh...wait a sec....Funbobby? Hhhmmmm.....ummmm....Fecal Leaker!!

GreenAppleSplatters

01-26-2002, 09:21 AM

Aww fuck,I give up.I have no clue who it could possibly be...

pimpchichi

01-26-2002, 09:23 AM

they're long gone.. i'm thinking it may be someone who Nursey's pissed off recently..

sparky69

01-26-2002, 10:14 AM

shes done that alot as of late
lol

sparky69

01-26-2002, 10:15 AM

to many peeps

sparky69

01-26-2002, 10:17 AM

and it aint me

Nursey

01-26-2002, 11:29 AM

*pinches Spanky's little pink cheeks* images/smiles/icon_wink.gif
*strokes Spanky's hair* images/smiles/icon_smile.gif
*stares intently* http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/ups/dvx_rune/eye.gif http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/ups/dvx_rune/eye.gif
Spanky...................could you dress up for me? http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/armed/medic.gif

Dwaine Scum

01-26-2002, 07:48 PM

why should I pay any attention to some bunboy who calls himself sausagesmuggler?

Stranger

01-26-2002, 10:26 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Pimp - the Perfect Period Predictor:
hmmm..
i wonder who it could be... who, in fugly, is obsessed with my girlfriend, and has a liking for going around trolling in other forums???

anybody have any ideas??<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

It's obviously that stupid little wannabe...oh thats right, I almost forgot.
*bites tongue until it begins to swell8

Lomotil

01-27-2002, 12:31 AM

Sweet fucking christ - I was toasted last night, didn't even realize I posted this in the pictures forum...

PinkorBrown69

01-27-2002, 02:13 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Battlesausage:
I was just trying to stir up some tension.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

And failing miserably...

PinkorBrown69

01-27-2002, 02:17 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Pimp - the Perfect Period Predictor:
i'm thinking it may be someone who Nursey's pissed off recently..<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oh, well that narrows it down then!
images/smiles/icon_wink.gif

pimpchichi

01-27-2002, 10:44 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
And failing miserably...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

yeah we're perfectly capable of stirring up our own tension

sparky69

01-27-2002, 10:55 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Battlesausage:
I was just trying to stir up some tension. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

never mind being capable of doing that i just wanna knwo y u would wanna do that?

pimpchichi

01-27-2002, 11:07 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Stranger:
*bites tongue until it begins to swell*<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

why do you keep doing that.. you're SS now... let your tongue flap free... anyways you'll only injure it otherwise...

pimpchichi

01-27-2002, 11:08 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Gladamere Stroganoff:
Sweet fucking christ - I was toasted last night, didn't even realize I posted this in the pictures forum...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

while you're in here, where's those tornado pics images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

Lomotil

01-27-2002, 08:48 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Herrkommandanten K�ppler:
while you're in here, where's those tornado pics images/smiles/icon_mad.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ehhh... uhhh... they're right outside... um, lemme run and get 'em... brb... images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

battlesausage

01-27-2002, 10:03 PM

Cat Chat Community Bulletin Board

THE BULLETIN BOARD IS NOW CLOSED images/smiles/icon_sad.gif

We are sorry, but due to the abuse of our cat chat community bulletin board, we have decided to close it down. We could not keep up with the amount of bad postings, and felt that by closing it down we protected our users from negative postings. Please download the MECA chat above, and chat with your fellow cat lovers in real time. Thank you and sorry.

Oh and nusey, you make good gifs.

ratatouille

01-27-2002, 10:31 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Battlesausage:
Cat Chat Community Bulletin Board

THE BULLETIN BOARD IS NOW CLOSED images/smiles/icon_sad.gif

We are sorry, but due to the abuse of our cat chat community bulletin board, we have decided to close it down. We could not keep up with the amount of bad postings, and felt that by closing it down we protected our users from negative postings. Please download the MECA chat above, and chat with your fellow cat lovers in real time. Thank you and sorry.

Oh and nuRsey, you make good gifs.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

i wish you were a midglet.

Lomotil

01-27-2002, 10:33 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Battlesausage:
Cat Chat Community Bulletin Board

THE BULLETIN BOARD IS NOW CLOSED images/smiles/icon_sad.gif

We are sorry, but due to the abuse of our cat chat community bulletin board, we have decided to close it down. We could not keep up with the amount of bad postings, and felt that by closing it down we protected our users from negative postings. Please download the MECA chat above, and chat with your fellow cat lovers in real time. Thank you and sorry.

Oh and nusey, you make good gifs.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's like, so... five minutes ago (http://www.fugly.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=002035)... images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Congratulations on your success. You smell terrific.

battlesausage

01-27-2002, 11:16 PM

http://www.eatpoo.com/kirk.gif

battlesausage

01-28-2002, 02:06 AM

http://members.fortunecity.com/scaty/img/img21.jpg

canine_STD

01-28-2002, 03:30 AM

Holy fucking christ! She must have been storing that one for months! Good job she did it in the woods, if that went down the lav she'd be prosecuted for creating a danger to shipping. images/smiles/icon_eek.gif

Nursey

01-28-2002, 04:55 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Battlesausage:

Oh and nusey, you make good gifs.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

w0rd� images/smiles/icon_redface.gif http://www.fugly.com/ubb/icons/icon14.gif
Oh yeah,that's me,never mind. http://www.fugly.com/ubb/icons/icon6.gif

battlesausage

01-28-2002, 05:36 AM

This is my favorite gif!
http://members.fortunecity.com/scaty/pictures/drtyhole.gif

Nursey

01-28-2002, 06:39 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Battlesausage:
This is my favorite gif!
http://members.fortunecity.com/scaty/pictures/drtyhole.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's my boyfriend doing his bit for the troops in Afghanistan...a sort of tribute of repect to the U.S.A. images/smiles/icon_redface.gif

battlesausage

01-28-2002, 09:38 AM

Hey you said you were heterosexual!! Does this mean that you will reconsider coming over to my house and let me fondle your sweet lil honey bumps?I hope so, you could be my own personal pissclam sandwich.

Nursey

01-28-2002, 09:44 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Battlesausage:
Hey you said you were heterosexual!! Does this mean that you will reconsider coming over to my house and let me fondle your sweet lil honey bumps?I hope so, you could be my own personal pissclam sandwich.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I am heterosexual,which is why your clammy little hands will never get anywhere near my perfect lil honey bumps.Bitch. images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

battlesausage

01-28-2002, 10:09 AM

Oh how I wish I could molest your warm and fishy moist areas. Please nursey let me come to your house. I will cook you a sweatloaf pie and sing sweet love carols to you.

Nursey

01-28-2002, 10:20 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Battlesausage:
Oh how I wish I could molest your warm and fishy moist areas. Please nursey let me come to your house. I will cook you a sweatloaf pie and sing sweet love carols to you.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

The things i have to put up with!
I think i'm going to be sick. images/smiles/icon_confused.gif

battlesausage

01-28-2002, 10:25 AM

Oh quit playing hard to get my little cheese filled monkey treat! My intentions are genuine. Give me one chance to make you shit tube soggy and you will thank me forever. I promise that if you play with my hogsausage it will shower you will many pleasantries.

Nursey

01-28-2002, 10:47 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Battlesausage:
Oh quit playing hard to get my little cheese filled monkey treat! My intentions are genuine. Give me one chance to make you shit tube soggy and you will thank me forever. I promise that if you play with my hogsausage it will shower you will many pleasantries.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Go away, you horrible little man.I don't want your slimey little nob and gobblin scrotum pounding my regal,cashmere heavenly gates! images/smiles/icon_confused.gif
Here's Kuntuna...she likes men like you filling her 'shit tube' with glistening 'pig sausage treats' http://www.larner.freeserve.co.uk/Offalgrrrl.gif

battlesausage

01-28-2002, 10:51 AM

I went to a party in Toronto for new years and saw a girl that looked exactly like that. I remembered her cause she looks like the girl from that 70s show. Anywho lets get back to buisness! Whats it gonna take for you to take a ride on my breakfast sausage style salami of lovins?

Ulfur Engil

01-28-2002, 11:03 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Nativesausage:
I went to a party in Toronto....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Canada! That explains it! You are a turpentine-huffing Native, aren't you?
(The only people dumb enough to blow their social assistance checks on inhalants...)

Remember Skunkman, anyone? He was one of those pathetic, glue-sniffing Natives as well. NativeSausage, your kind are even more useless than niggers.

battlesausage

01-28-2002, 11:10 AM

Flattery will get you nowhere gumdrop. I am natural a retarded.

pimpchichi

01-28-2002, 11:39 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Battlesausage:
Whats it gonna take for you to take a ride on my breakfast sausage style salami of lovins?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

she'd fuck you if you were me

battlesausage

01-28-2002, 11:47 AM

Hey back away from my honey you German fag! She�s all mine buttercup.

pimpchichi

01-28-2002, 11:54 AM

hahaha... you're funny(ish)

battlesausage

01-28-2002, 12:04 PM

Funny(ish)Huh? I think I am better than funny(ish).

pimpchichi

01-28-2002, 12:09 PM

oh no wait.. i thought you were cancer beans there.. someone else hitting on my g/f last night... cancer beans was funny(ish)

you're battlesausage, the aids ravaged bull-dyke from that fucking shite site.. the one that's moderated... you are as funny as your moderation.. i need say no more

battlesausage

01-28-2002, 12:12 PM

Oh nice comeback booster! Your a fucking goof if you say this whole thread hasnt been amusing. Im sure that you have heard all of the terms I used. Eat a dick bitch. Its funny as shit whether you admit it or not. images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

pimpchichi

01-28-2002, 12:21 PM

ok so what happened to the fugly thread in your forum? why was it cut short? what did the (fake) nursey say that was so bad it had to be deleted??...

battlesausage

01-28-2002, 12:26 PM

Can you read captain fuckstick? Error connecting to the database. Biseor was flooded by fucksociety and some of our topics are not working. NOTHING that wasn�t Spam was erased intentionally. Go look in other threads there are like 7 that say the exact same thing. Please correct me if I am wrong.

pimpchichi

01-28-2002, 12:27 PM

ffs.. i just revisited the forum and it says 9 posts in that thread on the front page, and when i try to enter the thread to look it only shows 4 posts, and at the bottom it says "error connecting to database"

battlesausage

01-28-2002, 12:31 PM

Author why do i keep getting this message...
Danza_Slap
Tony Danzologist

Joined: Nov 28, 2001
Posts: 494
From: alabama
Posted: 2002-01-27 14:29
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"ERROR CONNECTING TO THE DATABASE"?

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meatbeef
Disgruntled Janitor

Joined: Dec 17, 2001
Posts: 80 Posted: 2002-01-27 14:43
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yeah. whats up with THAT?

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Getalis
Biseor's Illegitimate Child

Joined: Nov 30, 2001
Posts: 531
From: The Socialist Republic of Iowa City
Posted: 2002-01-27 19:18
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I was just about to ask the same bloody thing. It started Sunday morning.

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Tiberius
Terror King

Joined: Nov 09, 2001
Posts: 676
From: IL
Posted: 2002-01-27 19:23
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Probably collateral damage from the attack of the AIDS-bags. Luigi seems to have some more repair work to do.

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Biseor
The Master

Joined: Oct 02, 2001
Posts: 369 Posted: 2002-01-27 19:34
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How often does this happen to you all? It hasn't affected anything i've seen yet.

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Tiberius
Terror King

Joined: Nov 09, 2001
Posts: 676
From: IL
Posted: 2002-01-27 19:37
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Try going directly to page 2 of the CIA/ EP3 connection thread.

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Danza_Slap
Tony Danzologist

Joined: Nov 28, 2001
Posts: 494
From: alabama
Posted: 2002-01-27 23:03
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IN THE "FORUM FUCKING" ON PAGE 2 OF THE "FUGLY" ONE.

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pimpchichi

01-28-2002, 12:34 PM

ok ok cockmaster... i tried posting in that thread on another computer and after posting the forum went dead and wouldn't load up anymore.. i'm on a different pc now and can see the forum, but can still only see 4 posts... it said 7 posts when i last saw it.. now it says 9.. so obviously someone is able to see the thread in its entirity and post there.... i haven't had a chance to look at the rest of the forum

do i sound like a whiny fuck who feels he's missing out on something???.. good.. it's intentional