ethnic rhinoplasty [Archive]

ratatouille

01-02-2002, 06:06 PM

keeping with the Kwanzaa spirit...
http://www.plasticsurgery4u.com/images/rhino/rhino_8_folder/rhino_8_fnt_mm_pre.jpeg
http://www.plasticsurgery4u.com/images/rhino/rhino_8_folder/rhino_8_fnt_ost_pre.jpeg
http://www.plasticsurgery4u.com/images/rhino/rhino_8_folder/rhino_8_worm_alares.jpeg

ratatouille

01-02-2002, 06:08 PM

Ethnic Rhinoplasty (http://www.plasticsurgery4u.com/procedure_folder/rhinoplasty6.html)

ratatouille

01-02-2002, 06:10 PM

Beauty and The Black Nose in Ethnic Rhinoplasty Surgery
Beauty and the African Nose

Skin and Soft tissues
Black nasal soft tissues can be very thick. By the nasal tip, there is a thicker pad of fat and dermis just under the skin. This tends to round the tip and can obscure surgical sculpture to underlying elements.

Nasal Bones
Although the bones of the nose tend to be wide and flat, there is much variation. Just how wide seems natural or how narrow appears artificial is a personal preference. Narrow it too much and build it further away from the face too far, and the nose looses its natural Black beauty and starts looking more Caucasian.

kitana

01-02-2002, 06:12 PM

*looks cross-eyed at own nose* images/smiles/icon_sad.gif images/smiles/icon_confused.gif

Psycho Bob

01-02-2002, 06:13 PM

so you dont believe in repeated face/shovel repair techniques then?

kitana

01-02-2002, 06:16 PM

I had my nosed kicked in once...by a fucking 8 yr old, i believe. i fell off the porch and the little bastard kicked me in the face...everything went black for a second, i think i almost passed out, but the gushing blood making a puddle on the pavement kept me conscious images/smiles/icon_redface.gif

ratatouille

01-02-2002, 06:22 PM

http://www.yestheyrefake.net/surgeons/california/ellenbogen/ellenbogen_rhino126.jpg

ratatouille

01-02-2002, 06:24 PM

okay, this one may not celebrate Kwanzaa, but he probably deserves a shovel upside his head.
http://www.yestheyrefake.net/surgeons/kansas/ghall/hall_rhinoplasty109.jpg

kitana

01-02-2002, 06:26 PM

i think that guy already had a shovel upside his head...or when he was going through the birth canal, the doc pressed too tightly on the forceps images/smiles/icon_confused.gif

ratatouille

01-02-2002, 06:32 PM

okay, totally off topic, but who the hell gets ass implantsanyway? apparently this person thought it was a great idea.
http://www.yestheyrefake.net/buttockgraphs/buttockimp_drroberts.jpg

unlimited-time

01-02-2002, 06:34 PM

Whoa that one huge butt now...i wonder if she got a double chin implant as well?

kitana

01-02-2002, 06:39 PM

LMAO!!!

at least she didnt start off with an anus hanging from her spine images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

ratatouille

01-02-2002, 06:42 PM

YIKES! nothing worse than a man with tits. or a man with an anus hanging from his spine.

http://www.yestheyrefake.net/surgeons/georgia/rusca/brred8mb.jpg

ratatouille

01-02-2002, 06:43 PM

here's the "after" shot.
http://www.yestheyrefake.net/surgeons/georgia/rusca/brred8ma.jpg

Psycho Bob

01-02-2002, 06:45 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by ratatouille:
here's the "after" shot.
http://www.yestheyrefake.net/surgeons/georgia/rusca/brred8ma.jpg <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

MMMM vast improvement...... "this is bob - bobs got bitchtits"

ratatouille

01-02-2002, 06:51 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Psycho Bob:
MMMM vast improvement...... "this is bob - bobs got bitchtits"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Bob, you don't have bitchtits do ya? If you do I could find someone with a shovel... images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Psycho Bob

01-02-2002, 06:56 PM

sadly no i dont have bitchtits *sob* but if you a fan i recomend fight club

unlimited-time

01-02-2002, 07:06 PM

If you really like bitchtits
mmmmm man tits (http://kids.sinfree.net/fat%20man%20dance/fmd.html)

Psycho Bob

01-02-2002, 07:07 PM

looks like my spelling is rapidly deteriorating

Lomotil

01-02-2002, 07:50 PM

I'm surprised nobody's posted this yet...
http://www.deansplanet.com/images/mjsnose.jpg
http://www.gravetimes.com/michaeljackson3.jpg

unlimited-time

01-02-2002, 08:04 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Pearl Necklace:
I'm surprised nobody's posted this yet...
http://www.deansplanet.com/images/mjsnose.jpg
http://www.gravetimes.com/michaeljackson3.jpg <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Coz thats just way to scarey images/smiles/icon_eek.gif images/smiles/icon_eek.gif

ratatouille

01-02-2002, 08:26 PM

this guy thought having a penis was too much of a hassle and chopped it off.

http://www.bmeworld.com/smooth/IMG/N3.jpg

ratatouille

01-02-2002, 08:48 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
Whoa that one huge butt now...i wonder if she got a double chin implant as well?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

ewww, this kid did...

http://www.cool.icestorm.net/monkeybasket/cheek1.gif

Lomotil

01-02-2002, 08:59 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by ratatouille:
this guy thought having a penis was too much of a hassle and chopped it off.

http://www.bmeworld.com/smooth/IMG/N3.jpg <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Personally, I think that's more of a Shave-n-Tuck job, myself... and as long as he's bragging about his minuteness, he might as well show off his 36" Sony Trinitron (after all, size does matter images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif )and however many CD's he can stack in front of it... images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif

Lomotil

01-02-2002, 09:03 PM

...also interesting to note, aside from his sucking it all in to appear thin stance, you can make out the horizontal red streak about even with his bellybutton... This would indicate him wearing his belt above his waist to simulate the girdle effect... (like golfers, albeit, this fella doesn't have his belt up to his armpits)

ratatouille

01-02-2002, 09:05 PM

he's got a site with more photo's. here's another.

http://www.bmeworld.com/smooth/IMG/E1close.jpg

ratatouille

01-02-2002, 09:07 PM

geeez. he's got me fooled. and sickened.

http://www.bmeworld.com/smooth/IMG/nn.jpg

Lomotil

01-02-2002, 09:09 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by ratatouille:
he's got a site with more photo's. here's another.

http://www.bmeworld.com/smooth/IMG/E1close.jpg <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I still think it's tucked away... note the shadows to the right of his crack...

Psycho Bob

01-02-2002, 09:10 PM

delightfull

Lomotil

01-02-2002, 09:11 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by ratatouille:
geeez. he's got me fooled. and sickened.

http://www.bmeworld.com/smooth/IMG/nn.jpg <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

OK, holy shit... nevermind my earlier posts...

Jeebus! Who the fuck would do such a thing to their own body!?! Imagine that, never being able to orgasm..... fuuuuuck.

ratatouille

01-02-2002, 09:12 PM

yeah, i got tricked huh? well, here's his site. eunuch (http://www.bmeworld.com/smooth/)

ratatouille

01-02-2002, 09:14 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Pearl Necklace:
OK, holy shit... nevermind my earlier posts...

Jeebus! Who the fuck would do such a thing to their own body!?! Imagine that, never being able to orgasm..... fuuuuuck.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

no- i think he got this somewhere else- this isn't him perse. (sp?) anyway, go look at the other pics he posted, they look a bit shady.

ratatouille

01-02-2002, 09:16 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by ratatouille:
no- i think he got this somewhere else- this isn't him perse. (sp?) anyway, go look at the other pics he posted, they look a bit shady.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

that picture was filed under the "surgery" section, he didn't say it was actually him, the big fat bitch-tittied liar.

Psycho Bob

01-02-2002, 09:18 PM

due to my imence mathmatical knowlege i calculate that this thread has generated over 10posts an hour - dosent knowing that just enrich your whole day

ratatouille

01-02-2002, 09:18 PM

he claims this is him though....ugh. what a freeeeeeak!!
http://www.bmeworld.com/smooth/IMG/e20a.jpg

Lomotil

01-02-2002, 09:18 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by ratatouille:
no- i think he got this somewhere else- this isn't him perse. (sp?) anyway, go look at the other pics he posted, they look a bit shady.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Y'kno, I think I'm just going to have to pass on that... no 'fense or nuthin...

ratatouille

01-02-2002, 09:22 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Psycho Bob:
due to my imence mathmatical knowlege i calculate that this thread has generated over 10posts an hour - dosent knowing that just enrich your whole day<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

it makes me realize that i should spent my time doing something more useful and productive perhaps. but then again, haven't you been amused using your fine mathematical skills?

Psycho Bob

01-02-2002, 09:25 PM

deffinately its my 2nd best favorite thing to do besides drowning kittens

ratatouille

01-02-2002, 09:26 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Psycho Bob:
deffinately its my 2nd best favorite thing to do besides drowning kittens<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

uh oh. Klitana is gonna love you.

kitana

01-02-2002, 10:01 PM

pimpchichi

01-03-2002, 08:50 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by sultana is kitana:
but...you have owned cats images/smiles/icon_confused.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

he drowns his own kitties, dummy

kitana

01-03-2002, 02:14 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by pd:
he drowns his own kitties, dummy<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

but he made it look like he loved em! images/smiles/icon_confused.gif

http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/bobeno.jpg

pimpchichi

01-03-2002, 02:33 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by sultana is kitana:
but he made it look like he loved em! images/smiles/icon_confused.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

why the confusion kit?.... i can see no better way of expressing love for our furry feline companions than being the cause of their demise.... surely YOU of all people can understand that!

kitana

01-03-2002, 03:25 PM

hey! i didnt kill em, i fixed em, there's a difference images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

ratatouille

01-03-2002, 03:48 PM

La'Queefa got herself a facial peel for Kwanzaa.
http://www.johnsoncosmeticsurgery.com/morphs/alphahydroxy.gif

ratatouille

01-03-2002, 03:49 PM

for the Rev. because i grossed him out with all that eunuch crap...

http://www.johnsoncosmeticsurgery.com/morphs/breastenlargement2.gif

Lomotil

01-03-2002, 04:04 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by ratatouille:
for the Rev. because i grossed him out with all that eunuch crap...

http://www.johnsoncosmeticsurgery.com/morphs/breastenlargement2.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Grossed out is rather harsh... I'd prefer to think that cursed life itself instead.

Lomotil

01-03-2002, 04:06 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Pearl Necklace:
Grossed out is rather harsh... I'd prefer to think that cursed life itself instead.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

images/smiles/icon_redface.gif That *I* cursed life itself... images/smiles/icon_redface.gif