Your New Mission

[ratatouille]

Fine, I guess I'll have to fucking do it.

http://www.bunkhouse.com/6_16.JPG

http://www.bunkhouse.com/kj29.jpg

[ratatouille]

http://www.frantana.aha.ru/Pic/a-18-1.jpg

[D]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by ratatouille:
[B]Fine, I guess I'll have to fucking do it.

http://www.bunkhouse.com/6_16.JPG

Do they not sell wax to one legged people...

images/smiles/icon_confused.gif

[kitana]

but where are the guys???

[kitana]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by ratatouille:
Do they not sell wax to one legged people...

images/smiles/icon_confused.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

i think she's going natural images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[D]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
i think she's going natural images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

No Shit Sherlock, It's like an over grooo..wn errr...bush images/smiles/icon_confused.gif

[Lomotil]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
but where are the guys???<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I think John Wayne Bobbit's only pictures come from his 'uncut' porn flick... images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[ratatouille]

I have no idea what possesed me to do this.

I have to go study for finals tomorrow morning. Maybe you guys can find some more amputee porn? I had a hard time finding that crap myself. Goodnight. -RAT

[Lomotil]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratatouille:
http://www.bunkhouse.com/6_16.JPG <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

images/smiles/icon_eek.gif Nice leg! images/smiles/icon_eek.gif

I'm afraid her foot is going to have to go, though... just look at it, a pity that the [b]gangrene started in on that one, too... And why did they bother sewing her up all the way on her nub? As long as they're going to that much trouble, why not give her an extra vagina or two? I mean, as it stands, it's obvious that asthetics weren't the doctor's main goal... Why not at least give it some functionality? I bet she would've jumped at the opportunity to be the first woman in the world who's able to get 7 guys off at the same time! images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[unlimited-time]

Sorry Rat i couldn't find any amps but i did find some rather fugly people showing off their bits and i think for being so skanky and so brave for actually looking like they do and still posing nude they deserve a mention here.
http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/bb6013.jpg
http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/eb15.jpg
http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/fat008.jpg
http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/hairy073.jpg
http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/m8040.jpg
http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/oldfat029.jpg
images/smiles/icon_eek.gif

[Lomotil]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/bb6013.jpg
http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/eb15.jpg
http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/fat008.jpg
http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/hairy073.jpg
http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/m8040.jpg
http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/oldfat029.jpg
http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/oldfat047.jpg <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sweet fucking Christ! WTF is the matter with you?!?

#2 looks like Heidi from Meet the Feebles, All #3 needs is a curly tail, #4 looks like a school teacher, #5 resembles a Dali painting, #6 has quite an impressive UDDER, and if the rash I see on #7 is razor-burn, I'd hate to have seen it beforehand... images/smiles/icon_eek.gif

I'd do #1, though...

...If I were blind, drunk, and drugged!

[Lomotil]

Post Script to previous analysis:

#2: I don't think I'd ever seen saucer-sized areola before...

http://forums.off-topic.net/images/smilies/hitit.gif http://forums.off-topic.net/images/smilies/puke.gif

[unlimited-time]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap:
Post Script to previous analysis:

#2: I don't think I'd ever seen saucer-sized areola before...

http://forums.off-topic.net/images/smilies/hitit.gif http://forums.off-topic.net/images/smilies/puke.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You haven't lived till you've seen a dinner plate sized areola.
Saucer sized ones are quite normal go and peep at some of the fat fetish pages images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Lomotil]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
Saucer sized ones are quite normal(,) go and peep at some of the fat fetish pages images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Can't say that I frequent the fat fetish pages...

[Nursey]

http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/eb15.jpg

images/smiles/icon_eek.gifWANK!!! images/smiles/icon_eek.gif

I had no idea you were getting so much confidence in yourself!!!!!See???What did i tell you!!??!The 'pushing-your-face-into-your-own-shit-reality-embracing-therapy' i conducted on you has done wonders!!!!! images/smiles/icon_smile.gif
Just always remember: 'Nursey knows best!!!!!' images/smiles/icon_smile.gif images/smiles/icon_smile.gif images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[unlimited-time]

Bugger all to do with thread but found this for you Rat..coz i know you love em images/smiles/icon_smile.gif
Kwanzaa Dancer

http://www.elandee.com/gifs/kwanzaa_dancer.gif

[ratatouille]

You guys are my FUCKING HERO'S! meanwhile the keybaord is melting under my fingetips. i have had a migraine for two days so my doc gave me the "cocktail" to rid me of it. it consists of 1) thorazine
2) ativan
3) lortab
needless to say my hedache is gone and so is all sensation. those fat chicks are wiggling all over the screen. the last one looks like a reject from the Wiz of Oz .

I LOVE SHARITA BONITA LAQUEEFA CHIQUITA the Kwanzzaa dancer! all she needs is a basket of banana on her head. KISSES TO YOU ALL!

images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[kitana]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratatouille:
i have had a migraine for two days so my doc gave me the "cocktail" to rid me of it. it consists of
1) thorazine
2) ativan
3) lortab
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


holy shit!
i suffer from migraines, but not bad enough to get meds... how long have you suffered from them??? i just started suffering from migraines last year images/smiles/icon_sad.gif

[ratatouille]

Since I was 12, but they have gotten worse the past two years, I get them almost everyday. The new meds help, this is just a temp fix for a major one I am having. images/smiles/icon_sad.gif

http://www.bunkhouse.com/joojoo03.gif

[ratatouille]

I want to see some amputee porn. Not just amputee's, but porno star stylee. Get busy fuglyites.

http://ratheadliz.homestead.com/files/dead_mouse2.jpg

[Nursey]

Emmmmm...Rat-see this 'magic' button here:

http://www.fugly.com/ubb/priv_message.gif (http://www.fugly.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=private_message&u=00000705)

That's the one you hit when you want to whine about your migraines and medication to Kitana.


Kitana,hit this when you want to compare migraines with rat:

http://www.fugly.com/ubb/priv_message.gif (http://www.fugly.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=private_message&u=00001667)

...because no-one else is fucking INTERESTED....

...well,actually,Nauseous might :

http://www.fugly.com/ubb/priv_message.gif (http://www.fugly.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=private_message&u=00000844)


JESUS!!!...[b]what a bunch of whiney bitches! images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

[ratatouille]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
[b]Emmmmm...Rat-see this 'magic' button here:

http://www.fugly.com/ubb/priv_message.gif (http://www.fugly.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=private_message&u=00000705)

That's the one you hit when you want to whine about your migraines and medication to Kitana.


Kitana,hit this when you want to compare migraines with rat:

http://www.fugly.com/ubb/priv_message.gif (http://www.fugly.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=private_message&u=00001667)

...because no-one else is fucking INTERESTED....

...well,actually,Nauseous might :

http://www.fugly.com/ubb/priv_message.gif (http://www.fugly.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=private_message&u=00000844)


JESUS!!!...what a bunch of whiney bitches! images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif images/smiles/icon_mad.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Magic buttons! I knew something crazy was happening in here and it wasn't just all the pills I took! Say, is there one that makes you disappear? I think you are just mad that I'm not being a superbitch to Kuntuna. If you can post your fucking life in here, well then so can I. And if you don't care for it, well then don't read it. Besides, shouldn't you be busy finding some super sick amputee porn for us to gag over instead of creating all those magic buttons? images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif

[Emetic]

Just for the record:

http://www.bunkhouse.com/6_16.JPG
Fake

http://www.bunkhouse.com/kj29.jpg
Fake - this one's been on the net forever

However:
http://www.frantana.aha.ru/Pic/a-18-1.jpg
This one looks genuine

[Nursey]

*SIGH* images/smiles/icon_redface.gif amputee porn is sooo June/July-ish bin here! images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif

[Dwaine Scum]

there is a amagazine called "Amputee quarterly". When I used to manage a porno store, I would take pics out of it and fax them (anonamusly) to previous employers...

[ratatouille]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY:
there is a amagazine called "Amputee quarterly". When I used to manage a porno store, I would take pics out of it and fax them (anonamusly) to previous employers...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ok, ok, we'll try the molten glass thang. You've won me over. Shheeesh. Bi for now-

[kitana]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
Kitana,hit this when you want to compare migraines with rat:

http://www.fugly.com/ubb/priv_message.gif (http://www.fugly.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=private_message&u=00001667)

JESUS!!!...what a bunch of whiney bitches! images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif images/smiles/icon_mad.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

oh, so thats what that is for... images/smiles/icon_razz.gif

you just came to this thread to see porn. You didnt find any more so u got mad

[ratatouille]

http://www.frantana.aha.ru/Pic/a-05-3.jpg http://www.frantana.aha.ru/Pic/a-14-2.jpg http://www.frantana.aha.ru/Pic/a-14-1.jpg http://www.frantana .aha.ru/Pic/a-15-1.jpg

[ratatouille]

http://www.frantana.aha.ru/Pic/a-24-2.jpg

[ratatouille]

http://www.frantana.aha.ru/Pic/a-28-2.jpg

[Nursey]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
oh, so thats what that is for... images/smiles/icon_razz.gif

you just came to this thread to see porn. You didnt find any more so u got mad<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

images/smiles/icon_mad.gifYOU'RE GETTING TO KNOW ME RATHER TOO WELL,OFFAL GRRRL!!! images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

[Lomotil]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally intended to be posted by ratatouille:
http://www.frantana.aha.ru/Pic/a-15-1.jpg <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

[ratatouille]

http://www.frantana.aha.ru/Pic/a-26-2.jpg

http://www.frantana.aha.ru/Pic/a-25-2.jpg

[kitana]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
images/smiles/icon_mad.gifYOU'RE GETTING TO KNOW ME RATHER TOO WELL,OFFAL GRRRL!!! images/smiles/icon_mad.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

well what do u expect, carrroline ?
i have read your posts for how long now???
images/smiles/icon_confused.gif

[kitana]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratatouille:
http://www.frantana.aha.ru/Pic/a-26-2.jpg <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


uh-oh, this one still has pins in her stump, she's not ripe yet...

[ratatouille]

I think the website I got these from is supposed to be some Russian- mail- order amuputee- bride- site. CRAZY MAN! images/smiles/icon_eek.gif

[ratatouille]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:

uh-oh, this one still has pins in her stump, she's not ripe yet...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah, and she looks overjoyed that her picture is being taken to be put up on some Russian amputee dating website too. Whaaaaa!
For real, I am going to bed now.

[kitana]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratatouille:
I think the website I got these from is supposed to be some Russian- mail- order amuputee- bride- site. CRAZY MAN! images/smiles/icon_eek.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

no fucking shit? LOL

i got to see this...and share it

[Stranger]

Did you know that there is a psychological disorder where people get their sexual kicks from having their limbs amputated? No Shit.
There is another one that freaked me out, where ppl get off on having slugs and snails crawl on them. I should look them up in the DSM and find out their names for you guys.
I will do it right after the procrastinators meeting.

[unlimited-time]

While your there look up the name of the fetish where people like to have their eye balls licked...there are some sick people out there images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif

[ratatouille]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
While your there look up the name of the fetish where people like to have their eye balls licked...there are some sick people out there images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah, one time some drunken slob licked my eye at a bar. I kicked his fugly ass for it too. Did he think that was a good approach to meet women or what? FREAKS!

[Emetic]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR> ratatouille:
I think the website I got these from is supposed to be some Russian- mail- order amuputee- bride- site. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I'd bet those girls are probably Chechnyans, not real Russians.

And I imagine that once Afghanistan gets wired, there'll be a similar boom in the stump-poon export biz.

[pimpchichi]

i thought you said amputee-PORN

where's the fucking sex...i wanna see limbless bitches getting fucked... by animals... or midgets...

i mean for fucks sake.. most of those fucking legless cunts had clothes on images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

[kitana]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fucking Busy Pimp:
where's the fucking sex...i wanna see limbless bitches getting fucked... by animals... or midgets...
images/smiles/icon_mad.gif[/B]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


i think its kind of hard to look for that stuff...

if someone directs me to a site, though, i can get pics and post em. i have an adult check ID images/smiles/icon_wink.gif

[ratatouille]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fucking Busy Pimp:
i thought you said amputee-PORN

where's the fucking sex...i wanna see limbless bitches getting fucked... by animals... or midgets...

i mean for fucks sake.. most of those fucking legless cunts had clothes on images/smiles/icon_mad.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I know that! That is why I was appealing to members likke you for help.

HEY KITANA. try www.bunkhouse.com (http://www.bunkhouse.com)

images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[kitana]

i found some from stileproject!

http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/ampb.jpg

http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/ampc.jpg

http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/ampa.jpg

[kitana]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratatouille:
I know that! That is why I was appealing to members likke you for help.

HEY KITANA. try www.bunkhouse.com (http://www.bunkhouse.com)

images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

holy shit, i've been traumatized images/smiles/icon_eek.gif

i cant get into that one, its not adult check...

http://www.bunkhouse.com/woods.jpg

where's that puking smiley??? images/smiles/icon_sad.gif

[ratatouille]

Gross, you've done well. * rat bows her head*


http://www.bunkhouse.com/joojoo03.gif

[ratatouille]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
While your there look up the name of the fetish where people like to have their eye balls licked...there are some sick people out there images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I tried to find this fetish and I stumbled upon "diaperboy" Dave Warren somehow.


http://www.latexpajamas.com/R_WarrenDave.GIF

Here's his profile:
Scene interests:
Diaperboy into rubber, plastic, vinyl, PVC, latex, spandex, you name it... Into bondage, immobilization, and mummification, using rope, duct tape, plastic wrap, ace bandages, etc. Also into leather, institutional restraints, and athletic gear. Looking for a young top who'll diaper me, tie me down, and make me lick his bare feet. Love to play bondage games, more for fun, not into master/slave stuff. (yet)

[fulcrum322]

http://www.geocities.com/fulcrum322/asian_baby01.jpgand you know i would

[fulcrum322]

http://www.geocities.com/fulcrum322/asian_baby01.jpgand you know i wouldhttp://www.geocities.com/fulcrum322/asian_baby01.jpg

[Deebo57]

leave it to some cocksmith to bring up this thread........ :roll:

if any1 reads this dont reply,let it die

[Dwaine Scum]

leave it to some cocksmith to bring up this thread........ :roll:

if any1 reads this dont reply,let it die

Okay I promise not to comment on this

[ratatouille]

me neither. I wish i never started this thread.

[Deebo57]

thanks.I really appreciate it guys,youre the best