racist jokes

[Psycho Bob]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by logical_oxymoron:
one day, a black man and his son were riding in an airplane when the pilot announced that the plane was going to crash unless they got rid of some excess weight. after dumping the cargo, the pilot announced that some passengers would have to sacrifice their lives in order to save the others. the pilot decided that the only fair way to do this was alphabetically. so he starts, "african-americans"......"blacks"... the little boy turns to his father and asks, "daddy, don't we belong in those categories?" the father turns to his son and replies, "no son, today, we're niggers"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Now that i like! how about these....

Why do niggers smell so bad?
So blind people can hate them too

Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time?
He doesn't know he's black

How do you stop a nigger from hanging around in your front yard?
Hang him in the back


What do you do when you see a nigger with one leg?
Stop laughing and re-load


Why are niggers so strong?
T.V.'s are getting heavier

What do you call a nigger having sex?
Rape

What is the difference between batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without robin


What do niggers and sperm have in common?
Only one in two million work


Why do niggers always have sex on their minds?
Because of the pubic hair on their heads.

[logical_oxymoron]

what do u call a black man on a bike?
-a theif

what do u call four mexicans in quicksand?
-quatro cinco ("sinko")

what do u call a black man with no arms and no legs?
-trustworthy

one day, a black man and his son were riding in an airplane when the pilot announced that the plane was going to crash unless they got rid of some excess weight. after dumping the cargo, the pilot announced that some passengers would have to sacrifice their lives in order to save the others. the pilot decided that the only fair way to do this was alphabetically. so he starts, "african-americans"......"blacks"... the little boy turns to his father and asks, "daddy, don't we belong in those categories?" the father turns to his son and replies, "no son, today, we're niggers"

[Silent But Deadly]

Q- What would you cal Fred Flintstone if he were black?

A- Nigger

[JohnRambo86]

Q- What does Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common ?

A- Their last big hit was the WALL

[Jurkin 24-7]

a puerto rican a black and a mexican are in a car, who's driving?

the police!

[potential nightmare]

How long does it take a nigger to take a shit?

NINE MONTHS

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[ August 11, 2001: Message edited by: potential nightmare ]

[Your Mother]

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[ August 13, 2001: Message edited by: Fugly ]

[Icenhour]

what worse then a dead black baby?

a white one

[ChemicalNova]

what do you call a nigger in the road?
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.a speed bump

[rob32uk]

Q. how do you stop an iraqi from drowning?
A. take ya foot off his head!

[asphyxia]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by geordie:
Q. how do you stop an iraqi from drowning?
A. take ya foot off his head!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

and why would you want to? watching the shit drown is more funny....

[Bubs]

whats the difference between cuttin up an onion and cuttin up a nigger....
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.if you cant see this one coming from a mile off you should be shot

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.you dont cry when you cut up a nigger yeah yeah, it sucked

y'know how people say the only vegetable to make you cry is an onion, did ye ever get a slap off a turnip ?

[Meikle]

Q: what do you call an african american nobel prize winner
A: nigger

Q: what do you call a black man who helped build the death star?
A: nigger

[Coma White]

What the difference between a nigger thats been run over by a car and dog thats been run over?
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There's brake marks infront of the dog

Any one got soem good jokes about the fucking jews???

[Bubs]

why did they wander round the desert for 40 years ?

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some-one dropped a quarter

how do you fit 40 jews in a car ?
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2 in the front, 3 in the back and 35 in the ashtray

blah

[sayter_74]

Q. What do they do with niggers in FL??
A. De-bone them and sell them as wet suites.

Q.What do you call Mike Tyson without arms?
A. Niger nigger nigger!

Q.What did teh mexican do with his first 50 cent piece?
A. Married it.

Why did mexicas invent refried beans?
A. Ever seen a mexican that didnt fuck things up first time around?

[eMolee]

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
anyone who can run jump or swim is already gone

Whats the difference between bread and a jew?
Bread doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

Why do jews have big noses?
Cause air is free

A priest and a rabbi are walking past a playground, the priest says lets go fuck those kids
the rabbi says "yeah! out of what?"

[Meikle]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>
Q.What do you call Mike Tyson without arms?
A. Niger nigger nigger!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

i dont get it...

[Slayer of Pygmy Babies]

He cannot hit you with his big, beefy boxer arms if e doesn't have any can he....mind you, Mike Tyson will just bite you.

[chode]

what do you call an invisible Paki
a fart

why do jewish women like their men circumsized?
because they like everything 25% off

What do you call a black man with a peg leg?
shit on a stick

Whats long black and smelly?
the unemployment line

why can't asians play hockey?
because every time they get into a corner they open up a variety store

Whens the only time you can spit on an italian woman's face?
when her moustache is on fire

[Dwaine Scum]

why do black people smell bad?

so blind and deaf people can hate them too

[djdev]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
why do black people smell bad?

so blind and deaf people can hate them too<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

deaf people dont need to smell them they can see them u moron

[djdev]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
why do black people smell bad?

so blind and deaf people can hate them too<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

and its been said before.. u realy suck imc

[Lomotil]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
why do black people smell bad?

so blind and deaf people can hate them too<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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[Coma White]

What do you do if you see a nigger being beat up by some white ppl?
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You help them

What do you call killing a fucking jew?
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Making the world a better place.

-Coma

[danger_187]

A nigger, a mexican, and a jew jump off a 35 story building head first. Who lands first?

who cares, they're dead


Whats the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit?

The bucket


What do u tell a nigger in a uniform?

can i have that to go.


why dont they teach sex ed and drivers ed the same day in iraq?

they dont wanna wear out the donkey


How do they practice safe sex in iraq?

paint an X on the back of every animal that kicks.

[mitch]

Someone tell me what's wrong with this sentence: the black man has a job.

Anyone? Anyone at all. What's wrong with the sentence?

[Dwaine Scum]

Why do black people only have two Pall Bearers (sp?) at there funerals?

Because there is only two handles on a trash can...

[Hydradox]

what happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jellybeans?
~the black ones steal your watch.~

What do you do when you see your tv floating infront of you in the middle of the night?
~Freeze nigger.~

Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza?
~the pizza can feed a faimily of 4~

What do a jew and a ciggerette have in common?
~They eventually turn into ashes~

[Undertow]

Why don't blacks and Mexicans have kids together?

They'd be too lazy to steal.

[the_real_guyverjedi]

THIS JOKE IS PRITTY WANK AND OLD BUT IT CANT BE AS BAD AS SOME!!

One fine day Nelson Mandella was taking a lesurly stroll down the river when he came across 2 white people dragging a black person in to the bank of the river. he walked up to the two white inderviduals and said ' why in all my days ive never seen such an act of kindness saveing one of my brothers from drowning, you realy made my day if everyone were like you 2 the world would be a much better place'. he then walked off very happy at what he had witnessed. the two white males looked at each other and said ' that Nelson Mandella might be a great man and an insperation to his people and country, but he knows fuck all about how to fish for crocodiles'.

[buhbow]

How do ya know when an aboriginie has been in ya house?

Your beers all gone and your dogs pregnant!

[Azspots]

When little white babies die, go to heaven & get their wings, what are they called?
-Angels
When black babies die, go to heaven and get their wings, what are they called?
-BATS!!

[Fear Night]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Psycho Bob:
Now that i like! how about these....

Why do niggers smell so bad?
So blind people can hate them too

Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time?
He doesn't know he's black

How do you stop a nigger from hanging around in your front yard?
Hang him in the back


What do you do when you see a nigger with one leg?
Stop laughing and re-load


Why are niggers so strong?
T.V.'s are getting heavier

What do you call a nigger having sex?
Rape

What is the difference between batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without robin


What do niggers and sperm have in common?
Only one in two million work


Why do niggers always have sex on their minds?
Because of the pubic hair on their heads.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Holy shit those are great

[Coma White]

How do most peolple like ropes?

Around the neck of a nigger

That sucked i know, but i dont give a fuck, i'm drunk and stoned.