My girlfriend left me... [Archive]

FredVegas

03-08-2002, 05:16 AM

...I just got back from Vermont, and when I pulled up into my driveway she was standing on the front porch with her bags packed. I asked her,"What's up, baby? You goin' somewhere?"
"Yeah, I'm leavin' ya," she replied.
"You're leavin' me? What the FUCK!? Why are ya leavin' me? I didn't know we had any problems."
"Well...everyone in town says that you're a pedophile," she replied.
"Pedophile!! That's a pretty big fuckin' word for a ten year old..."

...oh well**searches for bag of candy**...back to tha playground I suppose.

FredVegas

03-08-2002, 05:35 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by FredVegas:
...I just got back from Vermont, and when I pulled up into my driveway she was standing on the front porch with her bags packed. I asked her,"What's up, baby? You goin' somewhere?"
"Yeah, I'm leavin' ya," she replied.
"You're leavin' me? What the FUCK!? Why are ya leavin' me? I didn't know we had any problems."
"Well...everyone in town says that you're a pedophile," she replied.
"Pedophile!! That's a pretty big fuckin' word for a ten year old..."

...oh well**searches for bag of candy**...back to tha playground I suppose.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

...hey asshole! Why don't you shut the fuck up? Ya whiny little bitch...(just figured I'd save some of ya the time and energy of typin' that out.)

unlimited-time

03-08-2002, 01:46 PM

We would give a shit if it wasn't so fuckin stupid.No wonder your a sad lonely man.But if you write in these forums for a few more weeks Wank will offer to have sex with you, so hang in there.

kitana

03-08-2002, 03:27 PM

or i can help u get rid of your pedophile urges by cutting off your balls images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

CancerBeans

03-09-2002, 02:33 PM

We could smash UT in the face with a meat grinder too but it really wouldn't accomplish shit anyhow

unlimited-time

03-09-2002, 05:13 PM

Piss-off you rejected cyber slut images/smiles/icon_razz.gif

CancerBeans

03-09-2002, 06:03 PM

Stop instant messeging me for another pic you're pissing me off UT images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

kitana

03-09-2002, 06:20 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by CancerBeans:
Stop instant messeging me for another pic you're pissing me off UT images/smiles/icon_mad.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

ooh UT!

trying to get another guy???
cancerbeans has a child and a live-in chik

pimpchichi

03-09-2002, 07:20 PM

isn't UT a lesbian images/smiles/icon_confused.gif

kitana

03-09-2002, 09:20 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by m2k:
isn't UT a lesbian images/smiles/icon_confused.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

i dunno images/smiles/icon_confused.gif

pimpchichi

03-09-2002, 09:23 PM

you know i used to think you were a closet lesbian kit.. until i realised you only fuck animals

kitana

03-09-2002, 09:27 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by m2k:
you know i used to think you were a closet lesbian kit.. until i realised you only fuck animals<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

hey! i dont...i am waiting for cheezedawg images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

unlimited-time

03-10-2002, 03:22 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by CancerBeans:
Stop instant messeging me for another pic you're pissing me off UT images/smiles/icon_mad.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Why oh why would i be asking for your pic when there is more than enough of you being a baldy freak on this forum to last me a life time of laughs images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

kitana

03-10-2002, 09:57 AM

oh, UT, his hair is growing back

CancerBeans

03-10-2002, 12:42 PM

1. No, UT is not a lesbian maybe Bisexual if anything.

2. True there are enough of my fugliness to go around on the forum but not of the ones you wanted.... Sick monkey

3. UT get your thumb out of your ass.

I'm done you're dismissed bleach freak

CancerBeans

03-10-2002, 12:44 PM

is*

unlimited-time

03-10-2002, 01:05 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Paranoid Kit:
oh, UT, his hair is growing back<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Why wait when you can have a wig.
With a face like his he needs all the help he can get.
http://www.unlimited-time.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/cancerbean.gif

Nursey

03-10-2002, 01:13 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
Why wait when you can have a wig.
With a face like his he needs all the help he can get.
http://www.unlimited-time.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/cancerbean.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMFAO

pimpchichi

03-10-2002, 01:15 PM

KITANA... LOOK!!..

it's a small furry thing!!.. KILL IT!!!.. dissect it!!.. post pics!!!

Nursey

03-10-2002, 01:19 PM

And a froggy thing to make a purse out of!

pimpchichi

03-10-2002, 01:21 PM

unless of course you want to "protect" it in your special pouch.. you dirty spic animal abuser you images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

pimpchichi

03-10-2002, 01:22 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
And a froggy thing to make a purse out of!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

you gotta be a millionaire to need a purse that BIG images/smiles/icon_redface.gif

CancerBeans

03-10-2002, 01:37 PM

Finally I have hair thank fuckin god

unlimited-time

03-10-2002, 02:12 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by CancerBeans:
Finally I have hair thank fuckin god<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Now all you need is plastic surgery.

kitana

03-10-2002, 02:24 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by ~pimp~:
KITANA... LOOK!!..

it's a small furry thing!!.. KILL IT!!!.. dissect it!!.. post pics!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

where where???

*busts out the dissecting kit*

CancerBeans

03-10-2002, 02:34 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
Now all you need is plastic surgery.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You are one to talk? LMFAO

Remember when you showed me your picture? images/smiles/icon_eek.gif

Lying on your pubah stomach for a reason too.

pimpchichi

03-10-2002, 02:45 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by CancerBeans:
Remember when you showed me your picture? images/smiles/icon_eek.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

POST IT POST IT images/smiles/icon_cool.gif

<BLOCKQUOTE>quoteLying on your pubah stomach for a reason too.

wtf is a "pubah stomach"??.. is it some kinda flowery furniture??

unlimited-time

03-10-2002, 02:47 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by CancerBeans:
You are one to talk? LMFAO

Remember when you showed me your picture? images/smiles/icon_eek.gif

Lying on your pubah stomach for a reason too.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMAO who's laughing now..umm me..do you really think that was me images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif
As if i'd show you my real picture..nob.
She's one of the many pics i use for my yahoo identity depending on what sort of mood i'm in when chatting, i also have a injured pitball terrior, some naked 50 year old granny and some fat ginger bird.You were lucky you got the more pleasant one images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif
And you really thought i'd send you a real one....LMFAO....as if images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

CancerBeans

03-10-2002, 03:18 PM

To pimp:
A "pubah" stomach is a stomach that a woman tries very very hard to maintain (UT) but for some reason there is still a piece of fat that hangs over her belt.

After my 10th reformat of my hard drive I have lost the link to that slutty picture.
---------
To UT:
I don't really give a fuck what feeling you feel or how you feel on yahoo at this time or that time or on your period spills or whatever the fuck you are blabbering about out of your feces infested pie hole.

If I fucking recall you said some bullshit about you being 30 years old or something then post your old ass on the forum and stop being such a cowardly cuntly whore that's ashamed of her pubah stomach and worries about how her smelly cunt feeling "fresh" for all of the old street bums you fuck every weekend after work from the bar to your roach and rat infested dwelling of a maggot shit pool.

Come on bitch fucking post your picture already let's see how much of a nasty whore you really are.

unlimited-time

03-10-2002, 03:21 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by CancerBeans:
To pimp:
A "pubah" stomach is a stomach that a woman tries very very hard to maintain (UT) but for some reason there is still a piece of fat that hangs over her belt.

After my 10th reformat of my hard drive I have lost the link to that slutty picture.
---------
To UT:
I don't really give a fuck what feeling you feel or how you feel on yahoo at this time or that time or on your period spills or whatever the fuck you are blabbering about out of your feces infested pie hole.

If I fucking recall you said some bullshit about you being 30 years old or something then post your old ass on the forum and stop being such a cowardly cuntly whore that's ashamed of her pubah stomach and worries about how her smelly cunt feeling "fresh" for all of the old street bums you fuck every weekend after work from the bar to your roach and rat infested dwelling of a maggot shit pool.

Come on bitch fucking post your picture already let's see how much of a nasty whore you really are.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

God you've kept me amused all night...hope stress wont make you go bald..,oops sorry you already are images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

CancerBeans

03-10-2002, 03:26 PM

I'm bald because I choose. I'm young unlike *cough* YOU *cough* who is probably loosing her hair naturally from old age.

Feels good to be old and wrinkly doesn't it unlimited-time

Unlimited-time

Says alot about you. You have unlimited time (your age) I can just imagine what you really look like images/smiles/icon_eek.gif

unlimited-time

03-10-2002, 03:31 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by CancerBeans:
I'm bald because I choose. I'm young unlike *cough* YOU *cough* who is probably loosing her hair naturally from old age.

Feels good to be old and wrinkly doesn't it unlimited-time

Unlimited-time

Says alot about you. You have unlimited time (your age) I can just imagine what you really look like images/smiles/icon_eek.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oh cancer, you really are clutching at straws now...it's very unlikly as a female that i'm ever gonna loose my hair and i'm 30, if you think thats old you got a major shock coming in a few years.
You choose images/smiles/icon_eek.gif to look the way you do images/smiles/icon_eek.gif .

CancerBeans

03-10-2002, 03:38 PM

You still have not shown your old wrinkly ass

Afraid of the criticism? images/smiles/icon_eek.gif images/smiles/icon_eek.gif images/smiles/icon_eek.gif images/smiles/icon_eek.gif images/smiles/icon_eek.gif

unlimited-time

03-10-2002, 03:40 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by CancerBeans:
You still have not shown your old wrinkly ass

Afraid of the criticism? images/smiles/icon_eek.gif images/smiles/icon_eek.gif images/smiles/icon_eek.gif images/smiles/icon_eek.gif images/smiles/icon_eek.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm an adult cancer,double daring doesn't work.If and when i want to post my pic it certainly wont be because of taunts from someone who's not old enough to drink alcohol. images/smiles/icon_cool.gif

kitana

03-10-2002, 03:58 PM

ooh, UT, i want to see what you look like

unlimited-time

03-10-2002, 04:25 PM

images/smiles/icon_eek.gif is every fucker blind ?? images/smiles/icon_eek.gif
Or when me and nursey a while back were being rude bout each other didn't you notice she was commenting on how i look.Hmm how did she do that.
1. I love her and sent her a collection of pictures of myself
2. I'm actually famous so she's seen me on telly
3. I have already posted a pic of me on here and you missed it.

Now hunt. images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

unlimited-time

03-10-2002, 04:34 PM

Cancer just for you because you are now convinced this is me.
http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/ut_copy1.jpg
For anyone who saw my other pic , please tell the jerk-off this looks fuck all like me. images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif

Not that i'd mind coz she's not bad looking, but its not.
images/smiles/icon_razz.gif

kitana

03-10-2002, 07:27 PM

too much make up!

FredVegas

03-10-2002, 08:57 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
We would give a shit if it wasn't so fuckin stupid.No wonder your a sad lonely man.But if you write in these forums for a few more weeks Wank will offer to have sex with you, so hang in there.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

...Sorry, love, but I'm far from sad and even further from lonely...

unlimited-time

03-11-2002, 02:03 AM

I'm not your love, deary and if your gonna write bollox you will get a bollox reply.

FredVegas

03-11-2002, 08:17 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
I'm not your love, deary and if your gonna write bollox you will get a bollox reply.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

...a bollox reply to my bollox posts is still [i]far[/] more entertaining than no reply at all...

unlimited-time

03-11-2002, 11:34 AM

True images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

canine_STD

03-13-2002, 10:22 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
2. I'm actually famous so she's seen me on telly
3. I have already posted a pic of me on here and you missed it.

Now hunt. images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://home.collegeclub.com/canineSTD/files/1995sayno.jpg

canine_STD

03-13-2002, 11:04 AM

03-13-2002, 11:50 AM

What the fuck has been going on in here.

What the fuck is that shit with me on the first page?

OMG I have no idea what I am doing here...

unlimited-time

03-16-2002, 10:20 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Stress free STD:
http://home.collegeclub.com/canineSTD/files/UT.jpg <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That is one manky minge images/smiles/icon_confused.gif

canine_STD

03-17-2002, 01:22 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
That is one manky minge images/smiles/icon_confused.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

What's worse is that some guy thinks great, conbs it and makes porn out of it! Personaly, I would repeatedly kick her fucking skanky minge with steal toe-caps until it burst into a pool of blood and puss, purely for the comical effect.