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FredVegas
02-25-2002, 10:24 AM
...The judge says,"If, over the weekend,you can persuade enough people to give up drugs, I'll let you two off."
Back in court on Monday, the judge asks for their results.
"I persuaded 10 people to give up drugs forever," the first guy says.
"That's great," the judge replies.
"What did you tell them?"
"I drew two circles;one big, one small.I told them the big circle was their brain before drugs, and the little circle was their brain after drugs."
The other defendant says,"I got 100 people to give up drugs!"
"One hundred! How?" asks the judge.
"Well, I drew the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and said,'This is your asshole before prison...
unlimited-time
02-25-2002, 04:31 PM
How come when i read your posts i always get this image in my head?


http://images.usatoday.com/life/gallery/game-show/price-is-right.jpg
D
02-25-2002, 04:50 PM
I get Bob Monkhouse
Nursey
02-25-2002, 05:03 PM
...do you both really?I always get the slightly disturbing image of a beaming,ruddy faced,bare-chested plump guy with flicked hair at home in his BACHELORPAD surrounded by men-young and middle aged-in varying degrees of nudity...a bit like THIS (http://www.pitchblackpro.fslife.co.uk/pbp/nursey/bachelorpad/BACHELORPAD.gif) IN FACT!!!!!! http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/cwm/cwm/uhoh3.gif
unlimited-time
02-25-2002, 05:08 PM
Thats not EMU is it images/smiles/icon_eek.gif
FredVegas
02-26-2002, 02:59 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
...do you both really?I always get the slightly disturbing image of a beaming,ruddy faced,bare-chested plump guy with flicked hair at home in his BACHELORPAD surrounded by men-young and middle aged-in varying degrees of nudity...a bit like THIS (http://www.pitchblackpro.fslife.co.uk/pbp/nursey/bachelorpad/BACHELORPAD.gif) IN FACT!!!!!! http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/cwm/cwm/uhoh3.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

...such a cruel, cruel world.
and where the FUCK did ya get that picture of my dad? My mom's gonna be so mad when she finds out about that kid in the background.
FredVegas
02-26-2002, 03:09 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
How come when i read your posts i always get this image in my head?


http://images.usatoday.com/life/gallery/game-show/price-is-right.jpg <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

...I would never post a retarded joke like that one.