View Full Version : This is another joke...
GreenAppleSplatters
01-30-2002, 12:58 PM
Two elderly couples are playing bridge one night,after awhile the two wives go into the kitchen to talk.
One of the men says"We had dinner at this fantastic restaraunt last night,I highly recommend it." So the other man asks "Well,what was it called?".
The old man thinks for a moment and goes "What's the name of that red flower with the thorns on it?" "Oh,that's a rose."says the other man.
"Oh yeah" the man replies and he turns towards the kitchen and yells "Hey Rose,what was the name of that restaraunt we went to last night?!"
Laugh......................now.
GreenAppleSplatters
01-30-2002, 05:49 PM
Maxim? Never heard of it..
sparky69
01-30-2002, 06:19 PM
is that anything like wasp?
sparky69
01-30-2002, 06:20 PM
white
angalo
saxon
protostant
w.a.s.p.
GreenAppleSplatters
01-30-2002, 07:50 PM
Shut up Spanky.
canine_STD
01-31-2002, 04:24 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sparky Bombastic:
white
angalo
saxon
protostant
w.a.s.p.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
So I guess not all yanks support the I.R.A then, just the majority.
sparky69
01-31-2002, 12:46 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by canine_STD:
So I guess not all yanks support the I.R.A then, just the majority.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
how am i a yank?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote shut up sparky because i cant think of anything better 2 write so i am just gonna write a bunch of shit 2 put my name on here again
fuck u nigger
CancerBeans
01-31-2002, 08:38 PM
Spark are you fucking american????
GreenAppleSplatters
01-31-2002, 08:51 PM
No,he's a Dumberican.
how am i a yank?
Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha... haaaa images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif
sparky69
02-01-2002, 12:32 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cåñ¢êrßêåñs:
Spark are you fucking american????<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
ya y?
sparky69
02-01-2002, 12:34 PM
i think i missed sumthin
but im not american by choise if thats what u r asking. i would much rather b british
ratatouille
02-01-2002, 01:28 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sparky Bombastic:
i think i missed sumthin
but im not american by choise if thats what u r asking. i would much rather b british<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
First, you have to learn English.
GreenAppleSplatters
02-01-2002, 01:28 PM
Please,just don't speak anymore....please.
unlimited-time
02-01-2002, 01:38 PM
One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. After kissing each
other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a
little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand
against the wall and, smiling, he says to her: "Honey, would
you give me a blow job?"
Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" the bloke exclaims.
"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
"Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
"No way. It's just too risky!" pleads the girl.
"Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"
"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
"Oh yes you can. Please?"
"No, no. I just can't"
"I'm begging you ... "
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and
the girl's sister shows up in her pyjamas, hair disheveled,
and in a sleepy voice she says:
"Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job, or I can do it.
Or if need be, Mom says she can come down herself and do it.
But for God's sake tell him to take his hand off the fucking intercom.
sparky69
02-01-2002, 04:20 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters:
Please,just don't speak anymore....please.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
i thought that u weretn going 2 come here any more that this site was dull and boring. or was that just a bunch of shit like the rest of your posts?
oh ya and this country is fucking gay i hate this country the government sucks ass
unlimited-time
02-01-2002, 04:50 PM
You should try living here with Tony Blur..boring fucking toss pot that he is...if he got much duller he'd merge with John Major.
ratatouille
02-01-2002, 07:53 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sparky Bombastic:
i thought that u weretn going 2 come here any more that this site was dull and boring. or was that just a bunch of shit like the rest of your posts?
oh ya and this country is fucking gay like me i hate this country the government sucks ass<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
hey boce, yu r FREE to leave tho arent u?
Ulfur Engil
02-01-2002, 09:19 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by #--#--#Wank#--#--#:
how am i a yank?
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Um, you do have some yank in you, don't you? images/smiles/icon_wink.gif
ratatouille
02-01-2002, 10:52 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ulfur Engil:
Um, you do have some yank in you, don't you? images/smiles/icon_wink.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
*psssst* only when she does the dishes.
Oh every few months I have a lot of American in me... Not a lot of Americans... a lot of American.
He better fucking read this...
He doesnt like me comeing here... images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif
canine_STD
02-02-2002, 05:59 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by rattila the hon:
hey boce, yu r FREE to leave tho arent u?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
No he's not, he can't just walk into any old country and decide to live there. And I agree with Sparky, if it weren't for the government I'd apply for a work visa to travel around over there.
The home of the free
With more laws and legal red tape restricting human rights than there are protecting them. They tell you that it was your decission to do so (and god bless america), and you believe it.
Democratic Nation
And you have a constitution. How the hell can this be right? The majority of people want rid of guns, that's democratic, but it's unconstitutional so it can't be done. Believe me, the British aren't going to invade, guns are no longer needeed (unless you attack another of our ships).
The US has one of the most corrupt goverments on earth, but you lot are so damn patriotic you couldn't even fathom them being anything but the best, no-matter what they do.
sparky69
02-02-2002, 06:58 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by rattila the hon:
hey boce, yu r FREE to leave tho arent u?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
not really, not when i still live with my rents i cant but when i turn 21 im probably gonna leave
ratatouille
02-02-2002, 09:39 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by canine_STD:
No he's not, he can't just walk into any old country and decide to live there. And I agree with Sparky, if it weren't for the government I'd apply for a work visa to travel around over there.
The home of the free
With more laws and legal red tape restricting human rights than there are protecting them. They tell you that it was your decission to do so (and god bless america), and you believe it.
Democratic Nation
And you have a constitution. How the hell can this be right? The majority of people want rid of guns, that's democratic, but it's unconstitutional so it can't be done. Believe me, the British aren't going to invade, guns are no longer needeed (unless you attack another of our ships).
The US has one of the most corrupt goverments on earth, but you lot are so damn patriotic you couldn't even fathom them being anything but the best, no-matter what they do.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
he's FREE TO LEAVE. The USA would not make him stay. And uh, you're right. We are better than you. And richer too. And really corrupt. I fucking love it here. If you think your gov't doesnt lie to you as well your living in a dream world.
sparky69
02-02-2002, 09:44 AM
fun...
GreenAppleSplatters
02-08-2002, 10:21 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sparky Bombastic:
i thought that u weretn going 2 come here any more that this site was dull and boring. or was that just a bunch of shit like the rest of your posts?
oh ya and this country is fucking gay i hate this country the government sucks ass<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I was talking about one thread in the Freedom of speech section you bile splattered moose fart.
And if you hate this country then get the fuck out.
sparky69
02-08-2002, 06:28 PM
i wish that i could
and if u were talkin about "the one in the freedom of speech thread" y didnt u talk about it in "the freedom of speech thread?" it seems dumb 2 me because i didnt know what u were talking about and my guess is that no one else knew what u were talking about either. i dont get it.
GreenAppleSplatters
02-08-2002, 07:12 PM
You have got to be one of the dumbest fucking people I have ever met in my life.
Let me break it down for you:
I said that "this shit is getting really old and boring" or something to that affect,in this (http://www.fugly.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=002027) thread.
I was talking about the Nursey/Wank/U-T argument or whatever you want to call it.
Then you said "i thought that u weretn going 2 come here any more that this site was dull and boring. or was that just a bunch of shit like the rest of your posts?" Obviously refering to the post that I made in the link above.
I didn't talk about it in this thread until you brought it up.
Do the human race a favor and cut your balls off. Or ask Kitana if you can't do it...
Do you understand now retard? Or do you need more explaining?
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