What's the difference...

[Lungruff]

Okay, these are really bad "what's the difference" jokes... all I can think of atm...

Q: What's the difference between a cake and a jew?
A: Cakes don't scream when you put 'em in the oven.

Q: What's the difference between a n*gger and the tires on your car?
A: Tires don't sing when you put the chains on.

Q: What's the difference between a n*gger and a pile of shit?
A: The shit will eventually turn white and stop stinking.

Q: What's the difference between an epileptic oyster and a whore with diarhea?
A: One you SHUCK between FITS...

Q: What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
A: The taste.

Q: What's the difference between a pig lying dead in the road and a <racial epitaph> lying dead in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the pig.

...okay, that's all I can think of for now.

[Lomotil]

Back when I worked in a pharmacy, someone actually came up to me and asked me the "what's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?" question - I gave her the same answer.

[Lungruff]

LOL - I don't know if I could've kept a straight face if someone asked me that.

AND NOW, SOME MORE RACIST JOKES

Q: Hey, what do you call lipstick for n*ggers?
A: Mop n' Glow

Q: You heard of that new restaurant run by a Mexican and a black guy?
A: It's called Nacho Mama.

Q: You know why Mexicans and blacks don't have kids, right?
A: They'd be called Wetblacks.

Q: What about Chinese and black?
A: Chiggers.

Okay, I'll stop now...

[Topper]

What is it about this place that makes it attract total fucking morons.

[Nursey]

Yeah...and with shit names like 'Lungruff'...what the fuck is that all about? images/smiles/icon_confused.gif
Ahh,Topper...it's you.You're a bit of an irritating little shit,maybe.But you post so little so rarely it's hard to tell.How are you doing? images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[pimpchichi]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
Yeah...and with shit names like 'Lungruff'...what the fuck is that all about? images/smiles/icon_confused.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

flaky white stuff that falls from your lungs

[Stranger]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpSpanky:
flaky white stuff that falls from your lungs<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Your supposed to swallow not inhale. At least caugh it up before it dries. That shyt can't be good for you.