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soadsystem
12-08-2001, 12:05 PM
Q. What do you call 10 black guys in a barn?
A. Antique Farming Equiptment
yomamazagreasymofo
12-08-2001, 02:21 PM
What's black, has six legs, and goes "O Dee Doe, O Dee Doe, O Dee Doe!!!!"??
Three blacks running for an elevator.
ratatouille
12-15-2001, 03:51 PM
Q. How do you keep niggers out of your bakyard?
A. Hang one in your front yard.
yomamazagreasymofo
12-16-2001, 04:08 AM
Q: What's dumber than three Polacks trying to build a bridge across the desert?
A: Three niggers waiting to go fishing from top of it.
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Q, what do u call 10 black guys swimming in the sea??
A, An oil slick!
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biduasso
01-14-2002, 10:26 PM
What is the quickest way to get 500 cows into a barn?
Hang a bingo sign on the door.
Pratap Mahajan
01-16-2002, 12:55 AM
Q: What do you call a native riding a bike?
A: Dirt Bike
Q: What's the Cree word for 'Window'?
A: 'Plywood'
Dwaine Scum
01-16-2002, 06:41 AM
what the fuck is a cree? am I one?
canine_STD
01-16-2002, 08:27 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY:
what the fuck is a cree? am I one?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I think that the cree are a tribe of Indians from somewhere in Canada.
unlimited-time
01-17-2002, 04:11 AM
Cree are Native North Americans whose language belongs to the Algonquian branch of the Algonquian-Wakashan linguistic stock. They formerly inhabited the area S of Hudson Bay and James Bay in what is now Quebec, Ontario, and Manitoba S of the Churchill River. Members of one branch of the Cree, allying themselves with the Siouan Assiniboin, moved southwestward into buffalo territory and became the Plains Cree. It is probable that they introduced the method of hunting buffalo by driving them into enclosures, since the Woodland Cree used this method in hunting deer. The culture and language of the Woodland Cree greatly resembles that of the Ojibwa.
A warlike tribe, the Cree were nevertheless friendly toward French and English fur traders, and their history is closely connected with the activities of the Hudson's Bay and the North West companies. They were powerful in the late 18th cent. until smallpox drastically reduced their population. In 1884 they were involved in the second Riel Rebellio in Saskatchewan.
About 120,000 Cree live in 135 bands in Quebec, Ontario, Manitoba, Saskatchewan, and Alberta. They have the largest population and are spread over the largest geographic area of any aboriginal group in Canada. In the 1990s, Cree living in N Quebec waged strong opposition to the province's planned massive James Bay hydroelectric project. In 1990 there were over 8,000 Cree in the United States, some of them sharing a reservation in Montana with the Ojibwa.
unlimited-time
01-17-2002, 04:12 AM
So IMC the question now is are you?
Ulfur Engil
01-18-2002, 08:01 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally explained by unlimited-time:
Cree are Native North Americans whose language belongs to the Algonquian branch of the Algonquian-Wakashan linguistic stock. They formerly inhabited the area S of Hudson Bay and James Bay in what is now Quebec, Ontario, and Manitoba.....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Long story short....if you sniff excessive amounts of glue, and drink trupentine, and blame the white man for your shitty shack (not to mention why the fuck are you wearing feathers on your McDonald's uniform)...then maybe you are Cree.
ratatouille
01-18-2002, 08:09 PM
that's Crazy Talk!
Ulfur Engil
01-19-2002, 09:40 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Iona Bush:
that's Crazy Talk!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
That isn't Crazy Talk....Crazy Talk is probably sitting in jail right now. You must be thinking of Red Balls, or his cousin Eats From A Trough. images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif
canine_STD
01-19-2002, 10:51 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by canine_STD:
Just wanted to post on this forum to get my name on all 4 forums on the BB front page, so fuck you!!! images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Again for what was once said B4
canine_STD
01-19-2002, 07:00 PM
Just wanted to post on this forum to get my name on all 4 forums on the BB front page, so fuck you!!! images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif
Nicodemus
01-22-2002, 11:35 PM
Q: What's long and hard on a black man?
A: The third grade
sparky69
01-23-2002, 05:44 PM
Q. what do u call a niggers lips?
A. speed bumps
sparky69
01-23-2002, 05:48 PM
Q. how do u starve a nigger?
A. put his food stamps in his work boots
sparky69
01-23-2002, 05:49 PM
Q. how do u starve a mexican?
A. put his food stamps under a bar of soap
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