Sky
12-07-2001, 03:12 AM
A beautiful woman and a man are involved in a car
accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished
but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says,
"So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman.
Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but
fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from
God that we should meet and be friends and live
together in peace for the rest of our days."
Flattered, the man replied,
"Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"
This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued,
"And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is
completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't
break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and
celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his
head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle
and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes
the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and
hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies,
"No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished
but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says,
"So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman.
Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but
fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from
God that we should meet and be friends and live
together in peace for the rest of our days."
Flattered, the man replied,
"Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"
This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued,
"And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is
completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't
break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and
celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his
head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle
and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes
the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and
hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies,
"No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."