Q: How can you tell if a leper has been using your shower?

[mudslinger]

Q: How can you tell if a leper has been using your shower?
A: Your bar of soap has gotten bigger.

[Disorder]

Q: what did the leper say to the pro"stitute?

A: "keep the tip" images/smiles/icon_wink.gif


3 lepers we're playing cards, one threw his hand in.. the other laughed his head off images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[yomamazagreasymofo]

What do you name a leper in a hot tub?

Stu.

[Cola di Rienza]

Why did the leper cross the road?

I'm not sure, but I think he was stalking Janet Reno.