10 Things

[kitana]

The 10 things men know (for sure) about women!!!

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10. They got Boobs!......

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[Lomotil]

Coincidentally, that's just about all we care about women, too...

Perhaps I've been wrong...

Perhaps Kit isn't 100% clueless... images/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[kitana]

fuck you, lomo images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

[unlimited-time]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
fuck you, lomo images/smiles/icon_mad.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

stick a ? on the end of that and i bet he'd say yes.

[kitana]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
stick a ? on the end of that and i bet he'd say yes.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

probably, he already told me that he was sex-starved and desparate

[Lomotil]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
probably, he already told me that he was sex-starved and desparate<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

images/smiles/icon_redface.gif Fuck the both of ya! I'm not THAT desperate............

[kitana]

he's in denial. it's ok, Lomo, we understand...well not really images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Lomotil]

yeah, yeah, yeah...

[D]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
The 10 things men know (for sure) about women!!!

1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.


10. They got Boobs!......

http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/att547215.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Is that from personal experience?

Can I ofelia tits?

[D]

Errrr... That wasn't an offer.

I draw the line at sexual relations with mentally retarded folk. images/smiles/icon_redface.gif

[unlimited-time]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap:
images/smiles/icon_redface.gif Fuck the both of ya! I'm not THAT desperate............<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

you want to fuck the both of us....damn u must be desperate coz i like wank and kit likes animals.

[kitana]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stimulate by oneself:
Can I ofelia tits?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


damn, i havent heard that since middle school
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[kitana]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
you want to fuck the both of us....damn u must be desperate coz i like wank and kit likes animals.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

i like Disorder! images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

[unlimited-time]

Yeah i know kit but what are you gonna do with him when u meet..fuck him or skin him?

[kitana]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
Yeah i know kit but what are you gonna do with him when u meet..fuck him or skin him?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

neither images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[unlimited-time]

I see Top Trumps it is then?

[kitana]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
I see Top Trumps it is then?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

whut? images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

[D]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
coz i like wank <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

AWWW...

If you turned you fucking ICQ on once in a while we could talk and meet up and fuck images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

Mind you... Your quite old... we may have to ask Tit for some Viagra images/smiles/icon_confused.gif

[kitana]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*:
AWWW...
Mind you... Your quite old... we may have to ask Tit for some Viagra images/smiles/icon_confused.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

yep... *checks on Viagra stash* i got enough to send you as samples...if you're interested... images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[D]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
yep... *checks on Viagra stash* i got enough to send you as samples...if you're interested... images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Tit. Females don't usually have penises.... not where I come from anyway images/smiles/icon_confused.gif

[unlimited-time]

i do turn on my icq wank but your never on when i am.Dont always have it on when online coz i cant be arsed to but if we r on together i will chat with you. images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[kitana]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*:
Tit. Females don't usually have penises.... not where I come from anyway images/smiles/icon_confused.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

girls can use it too images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif

[D]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
girls can use it too images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

True... Only for recreational use though
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[kitana]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*:
True... Only for recreational use though
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no, i read last that it helps women get horny, more stimulated

[D]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:

no, i read last that it helps women get horny, more stimulated<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

What...?

I had a friend at uni like that...

The sad fuck would read up on stuff before we did it or whatever.

This one time, we arranged to go to the velvet room or some shit, in london and it was drum and bass night... so the sad fucker got on the internet to find out about drum and bass. we didnt realise she did this untill she sad she got fed up of finding this one thing out cant remember what. we just thought she good knowledge of everything we did.

She pissed me off so much though that i helped her fail her first year images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif ha ha ha stupid fucking whore shouldnt have messed with me

[kitana]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*:
What...?

I had a friend at uni like that...

The sad fuck would read up on stuff before we did it or whatever.

She pissed me off so much though that i helped her fail her first year images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif ha ha ha stupid fucking whore shouldnt have messed with me<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

well, its good to read up on stuff, but how did u help her fail?
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[D]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
well, its good to read up on stuff, but how did u help her fail?
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Well...

She wanted to go homw one weekend to see her gay-arse boyfriend who shops like a bird and wears pink Pringles jumpers with sparkly bits on... but anyway...

Her essay needed to be in on friday and SHE ASKED ME on wednesday to type it up. I said no coz i had help typing my shit up occasionally for my dyslexia and i had planed to go downstairs to the flat below and some a bit of crack... dont tell my bloke though he doesnt know that although he will know if he reads this but he wont coz i told him not to and i did some last night and i feel well rough as i have had no sleep and i should have gone to work... anyway... she twisted my arm. as it were, and said that all i had to do was type up what she had written. i kept on saying no but she whined and whined (did i mention she is black... she is and i have this deep rooted prejudice for some reason... no word of lie i just... dont like them much) and so she is whining and ikeep saying no until she starts crying and saying that her fag bloke is a bit ill and needs her at home... i dont take any of this shit and then she tells me the 'truth' that they are haveing problems... bla bla bla

So i say ok... but she fucking pissed me off and she sadi she would pay me but she never did... so she gave me it and i stayed up all fucking thursday night with my best friebnd and the gay poof who wears pink... but they got me stoned we only had a couple of joints... and they read it out and i typed... but she is a dick and she is doing Law and her shit made no sense paragraphs here and there... even I could tell it sucked and i got 2 grand for being dyslexic... which i blew on weed... i was so fucked off, instead of writting out properly i typed it up in her note form and handed it... images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

She got it back a few weeks later and she had failed that part of the course and has to re-do it... HaHaHa!!! that will teach the fucker...
and the bitch was supposed to live with us but we didnt contact her over the summer so she had to sort it out on her own and ended up in halls with the first years... which is not what she wanted.... images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

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[pimpchichi]

so you're a crack whore then?

[D]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fucking Busy Pimp:
so you're a crack whore then?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

only a littel one. i dont do it much. i prefer the weed. thats where my roots lie. with weed. i love it. im stoppinf the crack now anyway. well i have to my man is ex-straight edge and he doesnt know i do it. he would slap me more if he did know

[pimpchichi]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*:
im stoppinf the crack now anyway.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

well i've heard that one a thousand times before...